Funny / Child's Play 2

• "Hi, I'm...*beat* Tommy!"
  • Chucky burying Tommy in the backyard.
    Chucky: Eat dirt, Tommy!
• "I got a new game, sport. It's called 'Hide the Soul', and guess what? You're It!"
• Chucky writing "FUCK YOU BITCH!" on Andy's school assignment in order to get him in trouble.
• "I promise I won't kill anyone else! Okay? NOW OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!! LET ME OUT, YOU LITTLE DICK! LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!"
• When Kyle gets pulled over, a cop notices Chucky. Admiring Good Guy Dolls, he asks him his name. What makes it priceless is that Chucky, in a slightly deadpan tone, answers in his real voice rather than the childish voice all Good Guy Dolls have.

  Officer: What's your name, buddy?

  Chucky: [Turns his head to look at him] Chucky. [His nose begins bleeding from having been tossed down the stairs.]

  Officer: [Turns white as a sheet, leaves without another word]

  • That entire scene is a Mood Whiplash moment; just after Chucky takes Kyle hostage it cuts to them in a car, with Chucky telling her to drive faster, and she tells him that's as fast as the car gets. Then the police come and he tells her to play it cool.
  • When the cop sees Chucky's bloody nose he's quick to question it, but Kyle relies on Refuge in Audacity and it works.
    Kyle: You've seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.
  • And right before that, while Chucky and Kyle are on their way to the orphanage Andy is at, Chucky tells Kyle to speed up, prompting Kyle to ask what's Chucky's hurry, leading to the following exchange:
    Chucky: If I don't get out of this body soon, I'll be trapped in here!
    (Kyle starts to stare at Chucky)
    Chucky: What are you looking at?! What-?!
  • "YOU GODDAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!"
• Chucky has Andy play a game of "Chucky Says", but Andy has zoned out looking at Grace's corpse, leading to this hilarious bit:
  Chucky: Snap out of it! You act like you've never seen a dead body before!
  • Even funnier, he's actually right that this isn't the first time Andy's witnessed Chucky murder someone first-hand.
• The factory technician who has to repair the eye assembly device - and gets a new pair of eyes in the process.
• At the end:
  Andy: Where are we going?
  Kyle: Home.
  Andy: Where's home?
  Kyle: Andy, I have no idea.
• After Kyle unties Andy, he punches Chucky in the face.
• Kyle flipping Chucky off as the killer doll begs her and Andy to get him off the conveyor belt.

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