Funny / Child's Play (1988)

• Andy's Breakfast in Bed that he makes for his mom.
• "I think I dated him..."
  Maggie: Hold it, how do we know the [doll] ain't stolen?!
  Hobo: (gesturing his pelvis) Ah, steal this!
  Maggie: "Steal this" yourself!
• Plopping Chucky down near Eddie's house:
  Andy: Look, you stay here. I have to go tinkle.
• The scene where Chucky is on the elevator. This old couple notices him.
  Old Woman: Look George, some child left their doll in the elevator.
  Old Man/George: Leave him alone, whoever left it will come back looking for it.
  [They leave]
  Old Woman: Ugly doll.
  Chucky: Fuuuuuck you.
  • Even funnier considering this was an ad-lib by Brad Dourif. Doubles as a foreshadow of the character becoming deliberately Laughably Evil in the sequels.
• When Karen threatens to throw Chucky into the fireplace, causing him to spring to life (note: this is before he officially became Laughably Evil).
  "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!"
• Andy tries to get Chucky to talk in front of everyone, resorting to shaking and hitting him. When Chucky responds with one of the doll's catchphrases ("Hi, I'm Chucky and I'm your friend till the end. Hi-de-ho! Ha, Ha, Ha!"), Andy angrily punches Chucky in the gut.
• Mike's initial reaction when Chucky stabs his knife near his crotch.
• Karen shoots Chucky in the leg just as he was about to hit Mike with a bat, causing Chucky to be twirled around. However, Karen was only able to fire once.
  Chucky: What's wrong? Gun jammed?