Funny / Carry On Camping

No words...

• This Have a Gay Old Time moment:
  Peter: No, no, no, I-I met this chap who just got back from camping in Scotland, and his wife was ravished by a wild haggis, and now they're expecting a little faggot!
• Babs fighting the hefty girl while the rest of the schoolgirls cheer them on.
  • Then Miss Haggerd walking in on them to find them all sitting politely and smiling at her, and once she walks out, the fight resumes.
• Bull Seeing Red = Peter Potter throwing himself over the high fence.
• How Harriet justifies camping being better than going to a hotel, despite Peter's annoyance.
  Harriet: You wouldn't like that. Sleeping in strange beds, eating oily food and... using all those peculiar toilets.
  Peter: The toilets we have to dig out at camp aren't exactly the last word.
  Harriet: Oh, but they're all ours!
• Sid putting his feet in Joan's stew by accident and burning them.
• Sid, Bernie, Joan and Anthea get visited by Mrs. Fussey at the campsite, so Anthea unties a ram from a tree and it chases her into the woods so the girls can have some alone time with their boyfriends.
  Anthea: Oh dear, the ram's loose. (Sid laughs)
  Joan: That's not the only one!
• Jim tripping over Fanny bending over as he's walking out of a room, and landing in front of Babs, accidentally grabbing her nightie and pulling it off her body.
• Sid being lectured by Mrs. Fussey, who's convinced that he's hoping to have his way with her daughter:
  Mrs. Fussey: They might think your intentions are honorable, but personally, I've got sore misgivin's.
  Sid: You oughta put some talcum powder on 'em!
• The Potters finding Charlie Muggins blocking their path, and Harriet points him out to her husband:
  Harriet: I say! Look what's in front of you! (Laughs)
  Peter: I am looking.
  Harriet: (Annoying Laugh) What a ghastly sight!
  Peter: You can say that again!
• Mr. Muggins apologizing to the farmer for his daughter's unexpected pregnancy by saying he's "sorry to have knocked you up".
  Farmer: Is that meant to be funny?!
  Mr. Muggins: No, why?
• Mr. Muggins finding the Potters' tent to see a silhouette of Peter on his hands and knees with his bottom in the air and Harriet pulling something out of it with pliers.
• Jim getting a good look at Babs' chest as the Chayste Place schoolgirls leave for their holiday:
  Babs: Good morning, Dr. Soaper. Are we all loaded?
  Jim: Not 'alf!
• Sid forces everyone to pack their bags and move location, when Bernie notices young attractive teenage girls arriving with their teachers to the campsite, making Sid immediately change his mind.
  Joan: Well are we leaving or not?
  Sid: Leavin'? What, a lovely cheap place like this?
  Bernie: I don't call ten quid cheap.
  Sid: Oh, shut up!
• Peter visiting the farmer:
  Peter: I came here once before, you know.
  Farmer: Oh, you did eh?
  Peter: Yes, but you weren't here, though. Just a young lady, and she gave me a bit.
  Farmer: Oh, she did, did she?!
  Peter: Yes. And it was very nice too. That's why I've come back for some more.
  Farmer: By gum, you've got a nerve!
  Peter: Oh, don't misunderstand me, please. I-I'm quite willing to pay for it this time.
• How did Mr. Muggins not know that he had put his tent in a target practice site for the military? He's even set it up underneath the sign that confirms it!
  Mr. Muggins: I knew I shouldn't have eaten those radishes.
• A scene straight from the trailer:
  Mr. Muggins: What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?
  Girl with Cow: I'm taking her to the bull.
  Mr. Muggins: "To the bu-"? Ohh! Couldn't your father do that?
  Girl with Cow: No, it has to be the bull.
• The conversation Bernie has with Sid about the reason why he doesn't want to go to a nudist camp: he likes to put his hands in his pockets when he's relaxing.
  Sid: You can relax with yer 'ands behind yer back, can't you? Prince Philip does all right, doe'n't he?
  Bernie: Not with nothing on, he don't!
• The scene where Peter, Harriet and Mr. Muggins are undressing in the tent is hilarious.
  Peter: Would you please get out of my pyjamas?!
• Dr Soaper doesn't trust Jim, leaving the two of them having to share a room at Balsworth Youth Hostel. When Dr. Soaper goes to have his nightly shower, he yells down the corridor:
  Dr. Soaper: Back to room 16, and don't hog the bed!
• Sid after spotting Miss Haggerd and Dr. Soaper coming towards him and Bernie:
  Sid: Oh, I don' know. She's got lovely big... blue eyes. You can have the one in the blazer.
• During the cinema scene:
  Joan: You told us this film was all about camping.
  Sid: Well it is, those are tents aren' 'ay.
  Joan: Not what you're looking at.

---