Funny / Bobsheaux

Tentacolino

• After Bob questioning the idea that "everything lives, moves, and thinks", his wall starts to stare at him.
• Bob drinking whenever something stupid occurs in the movie.
• "Oh, and look, he's still drowning! This movie about Atlanteans, talking toys, and an imbecilic octopus isn't making any sense!"

The True Story of Puss 'n Boots

• Bob's voiceovers as Puss in Boots, imitating Will Shatner's terrible performance.
  Puss: I'm Puss in Boots!
  Bob: (as Puss) Cockblock extraordinaire! *growl*
• Playing Nyan Cat's song while Puss runs away

Romeo and Juliet: Sealed With a Kiss

• His reaction from seeing the Titanic.
  • "Dinner time! Dinner time! Everybody's feeling fine 'cause it's dinner time!"
• This part while the couple kiss:
  Friar Lawrence: You two can't wait until after the wedding?
  Bob: And you suddenly became my favorite character.
• Bob plays "Rocket Man" by Elton John while Mercutio sings for Romeo and Juliet.

Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

Walt: I'm thankful...

Bird: (interrupting) For what, Walt?

Bob: (as Walt) Let me finish, you springloaded dick!

• Bob pointing out the guy who made the film and also founded Spark Plug Entertainment (Michael Schelp) was also responsible for working on Manswers.

Jock The Hero Dog

• "So do not notice me as I bash this rock into your head and—die, you son of a BITCH!
• (laughs) "Stop or I'll shoot my brave Zulu warrior at you!"
• "Oh no no no nononono! No sexy monkey chorus girls! You put those away!"
• "But since you don't have a good voice, off ya go!"
• "Here's a shot of a bird's ass. Enjoy!"

The Hugga Bunch

• When stating that "The Bookworm" sounds almost exactly like the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, he brings out a pipe, smokes it and says "WTF?" in a style similar to the famous scene.
• Bobsheaux urging the protagonists to hug a dangerous looking monster, hoping they'll die.

Alpha And Omega Series

• Alpha And Omega:
  • When Humphrey leads the mourning howl for Kate (who goes through a Disney Death), this is what Bob says.
  "Aroooooo...itshouldvebeenyouHumphrey...arooooo!"
• Family Vacation:
  • For the fifth movie, Wolf-a-Bob (Bob in wolf form) throws a big rant at Brent the bear cub for ruining the moonlight howl from the first movie. So, like Inappropriate Timing SpongeBob, he plays Brent saying "I have to pee!" over serious/emotional moments in movies like The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, and Titanic.
  • Bob pointing out how a flashback to the first movie alters a scene where Humphrey had just managed to avoid ramming into a caribou's rear...by actually having him ram into it.
  Humphrey: "It was horrible! He had this...wide stance. I had to go into counseling."
  Wolf-A-Bob: "NO YOU DIDN'T! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!"
  • Speaking of the moose, when the scene cuts to a moose glaring at Humphrey, Wolf-A-Bob says "Kiss my ass, movie!", almost as if the moose is saying it.
• Dino Digs:
  • After seeing that Amy the dinosaur is purple with green trim.
  Wolf-A-Bob: Not only is this color scheme not conducive to surviving in a forest, but... really? You're gonna rip off Barney for this movie?
  Bob!Barney: (sung in the style of Barney's "I Love You") I sue you. You get sued.
  • Bob puts up a count called "You Don't Know What That Is", calling out the wolf characters for saying stuff they shouldn't know. Examples including wolves knowing what trade is, wolves knowing about dinosaurs, and wolves knowing all about golfing. That brings it up to 30! But when the pups drive a truck, what does it bring the count to? 100. And then it explodes.
  • He does a Big "YES!" when he believes the raptor ends up killing the pups, bringing out the ending for the first Alpha and Omega movie. But when he sees that they live, he does a Big "NO!" instead.
• The Big Fureeze:
  • Wolf-a-Bob eagerly calls King and his henchman his "new best friends" when they decide to attack the wolf pups. But when King gets driven away by Marcel and Paddy golfing, Wolf-a-Bob changes his tune and remarks that he ran away "like a little bitch".
  • Bob starts playing "Whack A Mole" when the wolf pups, Brent, and Agnes pop out of the snow.
  • He also calls Lynk and Lyle "snowflakes" out in the middle of the blizzard.
  • A clip of Zootopia plays when Wolf-A-Bob hears the bears speak in Italian mobster accents and guesses that this is the premise of Journey To Bear Kingdom.
  Wolf-A-Bob: Hey, welcome to the Bear Kingdom, ya mook! Forget about it!
• Journey To Bear Kingdom:
  • Wolf-A-Bob sees Marcel and Paddy apparently falling in love with Magpie...and flips out. He starts walking away, and when the "Must Be A Bobsheaux!" text shows up, he briefly pushes it aside during his "no" chant before it gets back in position before he finally pushes it away for real.
  • The Overly Long Gag showing his earlier disclaimer...which he puts to rest later. It even pops up during his "no" rant.
  Wolf-A-Bob: SHUT UP!
  • His Flat "What" response and then very vocal reaction to a bear counting four geese instead of the five geese in the scene.
  • When two female caribou speak in Jewish accents, Wolf-A-Bob calls them Cari-Jews.
  • After hearing the Bear Princess' name.
  Scottish Squirrel: The Bear Queen, and Princess Canue are coming?!
  Wolf-A-Bob: Princess Canue West? Or did they name this Princess after the Canadian Urban Environmental Health Consortium ^note (a company that is also called Canue)? We then meet the Bear Queen and Princess Canue, who is apparently not a gay fish.
  • "EEEEUUUUGGGGHHH!!! It's Canada's Next Top Model, starring Honey Screw-You!"
  • "My name is Brent, do you tweet?" (cut to Wolf-A-Bob with a shocked face, prompting him to play the clip over and over)
  Canue: No. But I chirp.
  Wolf-A-Bob: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • And later:
  Bear-Queen: Denizens of the Eastern Forest. Meet my modern daughter, Princess Canue.
  Wolf-A-Bob: As opposed to your Amish daughter, Will-you?

The Land Before Time And Sequels

• Towards the end of his look at the first sequel, he sings about Ozzy and Strut getting killed and eaten by Chomper's parents to the tune of "If We Hold On Together".
• A Running Gag starting from the fourth movie has Bobsheaux protesting the use of "Whispering Winds" (the music that plays when Littlefoot's mother dies) at not-too-serious moments. He even makes a scenario with The Lion King (1994) when the music when Mufasa dies ("To Die For") plays because Simba couldn't find a snail he wanted to eat.
• "Cera, if you don't open this door right now, I'm eating it down!"
• His "rubber Ducky" pun in the fourth movie.
• The Mysterious Island:
  • This scene when Littlefoot jumps into the ocean:
  Ducky: You are not a swimmer!
  Bobsheaux as Ducky: You are a dumbass! Yep yep yep!
  • From the same movie, Bobsheaux puts this in when Cera mutters "I won't look down".
  Donkey: Shrek, I'm lookin' down! AAAAHHH!
• Bobsheaux playing the last song from the tenth movie ("Best Friends") in the eleventh movie when Cera picks on Littlefoot and the others ignore him.
  • Likewise in the second movie, when he plays "Peaceful Valley" over the kids drowning in tar.
• The Invasion Of The Tinysauruses:
  • At one point Bobsheaux puts Terminator glasses and a gun on Littlefoot, complete with the accent.
    • Speaking of accents, Bobsheaux pulls a pretty good one of Gilbert Gottfried in the fourth movie when Spike finally talks.
  Gottfried!Bobsheaux: Oh my God, my sister's going to die!
  • His response to the song "Don't Be Such A Dad".
  Bobsheaux: Oh please, you're such a daddy's girl. (shows a scene of the first movie and says "ERMAHGERD, TEH FEELZ!!1! XD")
• This part in the eighth movie during a snow storm.
  Grandpa Longneck: Do you still like the ground-sparkles, Littlefoot?
  Bobsheaux: Thanks, Grandpa Dickhead.
• The Great Day Of The Flyers:
  • This tidbit:
  Parasaurolophus: (sees Petrie and his siblings fall from the air) Strange weather we're having today.
  Bobsheaux: Thank you, Sarcast-odon.
  • He completes this with a clip of the Cowardly Lion saying "Unusual weather we're having today, ain't it?"
  • When Mr. Threehorn thanks Guido in the twelth movie for saving Tricia and Guido starts talking a lot...
  Threehorn!Bobsheaux: Never mind. I'm really tired of you. (squashes Guido)
• Journey Of The Brave:
  • His comment after seeing Petrie's unusual-looking headwear when the diggers make him their king results in backlash from the viewers.
  Bob: They made him David Bowie? (backs off after viewers start booing) Sorry... too soon?
  • After finding out Reba McEntire is voicing a character, he presumes that she won't actually be singing in the film, much like Bernadette Peters in the tenth film. Lo and behold, McEntire does have a musical number.
  Bob: Oh... well that still doesn't make up for Bernadette Peters!

  • For an added bonus, footage of Bernadette Peters singing "Children Will Listen" is shown over the credits.

The Emoji Movie

• Rob's impression of Gene's parents having sex in a flat monotone for both characters.
  Meh 1: Oh yeah, you like what I'm packing?
  Meh 2: Actually, it's just kinda meh.
  Meh 1: Yeah, I know, sorry.

Barbie

• Him taking notice of the (probably) unintentional chemistry between Barbie and Christie in Barbie & Her Sisters in the Great Puppy Adventure and apparently getting excited by it.
  • In the same review: The running gag of Rob brushing off things that seem to be made up for the movie (willow trees and seagulls in Wisconsin, metal detecting apps) only for Raven to inform him they do actually exist.

The Flight Before Christmas

• Wolf-A-Bob rooting for Black Wolf during all of the movie due to his Evil Is Cool nature.
  • Heck, Bobsheaux switching out to Wolf-A-Bob as soon as the wolves become major villains.
• His response to the Flying Forces' theme song is to declare them fabulous.
  Wolf-A-Bob: We're reindeer, we're not horses, we're Santa's Flying Forces, helloooooo!
• One of Bobsheaux's notes during the credits is as follows:
  #MakeWolvesGreatAgain.

The Swan Princess series

• The Swan Princess:
  • Hearing "This Isn't My Idea Of Fun" makes Bobsheaux ponder if the song rips off "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. Heck, he even sings his suspicions in the style of "Belle".
  • Bobsheaux is surprised to see Derek teleport quickly to be on a cliff above Odette and Puffin, and then he accuses him of being the Great Animal, grabs a gun, and opens fire on him.
  • This gem from the review of the first movie:
    Derek: What else is there?
    Bobsheaux: "And the marriage was never consummated because he spent the rest of his life on the royal couch."
• The Mystery Of The Enchanted Kingdom:
  • The convoluted way Odette is revived after dying in the third movie (where she suddenly appears as a giant flaming swan from the flames of the last of the "forbidden arts" being burned after Derek wishes for Odette to come back, then becoming her normal human self afterward) causes Bob to come up with a worrying Alternate Character Interpretation that this might not actually be Odette...
  Bob: DEMOOOOOOON!!!!
  • There's a brief moment when Bobsheaux pokes fun at Wizzer's name:
  Brent: I have to pee!
  Bobsheaux: GO AWAY!
• The Swan Princess Christmas:
  • Bobsheaux's "what the hell?" look when Bridgette calls Rothbart "big naughty".
• A Royal Family Tale:
  • Upon seeing an electronic talking action figure in the 5th film, Bobsheaux gets out a Buzz Lighteryear action figure that says "bullshit!"
  • In the same movie, Bobsheaux decides to call the Forbidden Arts...Joe.

Air Bud Spinoffs

• Chesnut, Hero of Central Park
  • In a very unusual beginning, we see a cat handpuppet right of the bat, leading to this exchange:
  Raven: Whoa whoa, hold on, baby, what's up with the cat?
  Bob: Um, I don't know. What's up with the cat?
  Raven: What?
  Bob: I'm sorry, are you asking some kind of a riddle? What's up with the cat? I don't think I know that one.
  Raven: No, I mean why are you a cat today?
  Bob: I'm not a cat today...I'm just short and furry, and have long pointy ears and whiskers-OH MY GOD I'M A CAT!
  • When Bob tries to call his friend for help, all that's heard over the phone is meowing.
• The Duke
  • This episode continues the gag of Bobsheaux's friends not understanding him over the phone. Only this time, he's a lion. He finally does get some relief over Felix Wolf understanding him, only to tick him off over losing his temper; this results in Felix calling him "weirdo!" before hanging up. In the comments section, Felix replies with this tidbit:
  Felix Wolf: You're still a weirdo!
  • Bobsheaux makes a voice-over for Daisy the basset hound in a hilariously Eeyore-like voice.
  Bobsheaux!Daisy: Yup. That's my Hubert. I don't care if he is a duke. I love him just the way he is. I am a delicate flower of femininity. I think I'll sit in the middle of the road and see what happens.
• Spymate
  • One character gets hit on the head with a coconut. Bobsheaux responds with this reference:
  Patrick Star: Hahahaha! That guy got hit on the head with a coconut!
  • At the end of the movie, Bobsheaux calls the USA president "President George W. Trump" due to looking like a combination of the two presidents.
• A Puppy Star Christmas:
  • The running gag of Raven chastising Rob anytime he curses in the review, firmly reminding him that it was requested from a six-year-old girl.
  • Early on into the review, Bob makes it clears that he does not approve of Tiny's relationship with her new beau, or the casting for her character.
  Bobsheaux: We open on the wedding of Tiny and some new character she met in one of the other Pup Star sequels named P.U.P. I know nothing about this character except that his name is a spelling instead of a word, and that's enough to make me hate him already. Tiny is of course once again played by Kaitlyn Maher, who is now fourteen years old at the time of this movie's release. Not content with letting this child star fall apart on her own terms, Disney is now content with putting this fourteen year old girl in a wedding dress. Classy.
  • Soon after, Bob shares his thoughts about Tiny and P.U.P. having their first litter of pups.
  Bobsheaux: They see Tiny in her pinktastic room, who's doing perfectly fine.
  P.U.P: How you doing, darling?
  Tiny: (grinning) I can truly say that I've never, ever been better.
  Bobsheaux: Storytime: when I was about seven or eight years old, my cat snowball jumped up on my chest in the middle of the night and proceeded to have kittens, right on top of me. The whole thing took about, I dunno, fifteen, twenty minutes. I only bring this up because what the hell is this?!
  Tiny: (eagerly) We're going to be good parents, right?
  Bobsheaux: You're fourteen years old! You shouldn't be asking him that question! This is creepy!
  • Later in the movie, Tiny and P.U.P. are watching their pups practice for a televised talent competition.
  Yorkie pup: (singing) Five new hedgehogs!
  P.U.P: (grinning approvingly) Whoo! Yeah! That girl's got swagger!
  Bobsheaux: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER!!!