Funny / Big Jake

• "But I ain't ever been to Nacogdoches."
  • "Dammit mister, I believe you!"
  • When Jack is getting thoroughly thrashed during the bar "fight". James actually asks if he would like some help. Jake politely refuses his sons' help, just as his opponent wallops him again.
• The introduction of Michael's motorcycle, enough said.
• Sam's (admittedly understandable) reluctance to get out of the water after Michael accidentally misfires his fancy new-age gun.
  "No way, I ain't gettin' out... not 'til you say I can shoot back!"
  • "It holds eight shots, not six."
• This exchange, when Jacob learns that James was injured during an earlier shootout and needs to have said injury treated:
  Jacob: Take down your pants.
  James: [annoyed] Are you on the level?
  Jacob: Are you going to take down your pants, or am I going to have to take them for you?
  James: You and who else?
  Jacob: [commandingly] Dog.
  [Jacob's dog sits up and growls menacingly.]

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