Funny / Ask Mario

With all the wacky hijinks that happen throughout this show, Ask Mario is sure to leave viewers laughing.

Season 1

Episode 1

• Mario almost saying that he's here to answer viewers' questions, only to be reminded via Disapproving Look that Luigi and Bowser are doing so as well.
• Bowser grousing about how he's been forced to be on the show with the Mario Bros, and his egotism when Mario convinces him to give it a shot as a chance to talk about himself.
• Mario says he likes the Tanooki Suit because with it, one can fly and trick Bowser's minions by turning to stone. Bowser's response is an annoyed "What are you talking about?!"
• Luigi sarcastically commenting that with Cappy, everyone is Mario's non-consenting power-up.
• Luigi and Bowser's confusion when Mario reveals that he's flattered not to be in Wreck-It Ralph. And Bowser getting worked up over the Mario Bros talking about being a bigger deal than him.
• Bowser doesn't believe that Sarasaland is real.
• The first time Mario calls Bowser "Koopy".
• After Luigi points out that Rosalina and Pauline are far away, meaning that kidnapping Peach is easier, Bowser tells Mario, "See, Mario? Even your dumb brother gets it. Get on our level."
• After Luigi says that Laura (from Nintendrawer's fancomics) doesn't get her habit of telling horror stories from him, Mario jokes, "Yeah, because nothing ever scares you. Right, bro?", much to Luigi's annoyance.
• Bowser getting angry at Mario calling him "Koopy" again.
• Mario revealing that Luigi didn't go with him to rescue Daisy from Tatanga because Luigi had diarrhea, much to Luigi's embarrassment and Bowser's great amusement.
  • Then after Slick Frame asks Bowser if Paper Bowser and Paper Peach are still married, since there was no mention of a divorce process, Bowser, still laughing, says, "Beats me. Maybe they both had diarrhea and forgot to go to court!"
• After Luigi complains about how Nintendo didn't make him playable in Super Mario 64 due to it just being a single-player game, Mario points out that Nintendo could've let him switch out with Luigi. This makes Luigi mad at Nintendo.
• Mario and Luigi chanting, "Please! Remaster! Thousand-Year Door!", prompting Bowser to chant, "Bowser's Inside Story! On Nintendo Switch!"
• When Slick Frame refuses to get Bowser a coffee, the latter roars at the former, scaring him into changing his mind.

Bowsette Google Search?!

• Bowser thinks he was born with a strong physique and doesn't need to exercise, though Mario thinks otherwise.
• Bowser describing what he and Jr. do for fun:
  Bowser: Oh, Jr. and I do the usual father/son stuff: go on vacation, kidnap princesses, drive go-karts, try to take over the universe, play video games, give people fourth-degree burns... you know, the usual stuff.
  • Mario then assures the viewers that Bowser's evil hobbies always end in failure... in fact, all of hobbies end in failure.
• When asked why Peach is so strong in Super Smash Bros., and Mario guesses that Masahiro Sakurai's interpretation of her is with the times, Bowser suggests instead that Peach is only pretending to be a Damsel in Distress, and that she's his girlfriend. This leads into an escalating argument with Mario.
  Mario: Or maybe she prefers nice guys.
  Bowser: Or maybe nice guys finish last.
  Mario: Or maybe you're an arrogant doofus with delusions of grandeur.
  Bowser: Or maybe you're a shorty whose voice hasn't gone through puberty.
  Mario: (starting to get angry) Or maybe I can count your I.Q. on two hands.
  Bowser: (getting angry as well) Or maybe I can count your I.Q. on one foot!
  Mario: (with increasing anger) Or maybe your face is stupid!
  Bowser: (also getting madder)Or MAYBE it's still better-looking than yours!
  Mario: (enraged) OR MAAAYYYBEEEE....
  Luigi: Uh, guys? Next question.
  Mario and Bowser: (awkward pause, then slyly) To be continued.
• After Bowser sees footage of Daisy punching him away in Mario Party 3, he demands that Slick Frame show him footage of hismelf beating Daisy in Super Smash Bros. When Slick Frame refuses, Bowser chases him around in the background.
• Bowser saying, "Bowser's Inside Story! On Nintendo Switch!" again, then when asked about what sequels he and the Mario Bros would like, he chants, "Inside Story 2! Inside Story 2! Make it happen, chumps! Make it happen, chumps!"
• Bowser doesn't take it well when he hears that Super Paper Mario isn't very popular with fans.
  Bowser: What th-? I was the star of that one! It's obviously the best!
  • Then when Luigi expresses his disappointment at the game's lack of popularity, Mario assures him it's not the worst Paper Mario game, only for an image of Paper Mario: Sticker Star to briefly appear and disappear.
• Luigi gets appalled when he finds out Mario used Cappy to capture Yoshi.
• When Bowser asks whose the Mario Bros' parents are, Mario shows him a clip from Yoshi's New Island showing their handing holding the baby bros, much to Bowser's disappointment.
• When asked about how Mario and Luigi reacted when Peach and Bowser were asked to join Super Smash Bros. Melee, Luigi said that after A-listers like him and Mario joined, it only made sense to bring in another A-lister [Peach] and an A-minus lister [Bowser].
• When Mario says that he and Peach have to make the most of their time together since she usually gets kidnapped by Bowser, the latter mocks Mario with World's Smallest Violin, and it takes a few seconds for Luigi to get that Bowser was just being sarcastic.
• When Mario tells Bowser that if two people have a strong friendship first, they'll be an even better couple, Luigi sings "The more you know!". Bowser still doesn't understand, though.
• When Mario is asked if he gets tired of saving Peach, he admits his legs could use a break from jumping so much, and tells Luigi that he hopes they don't get joint problems when they're older, much to the latter's confusion.
• After Bowser asks Mario, "Who would you be without me, Mario?", Luigi asks if the former just quoted Transformers 3, and Bowser denies it.
• Luigi gets a text from Slick Frame about his whereabouts and reads it aloud, only to find it tells him not to do so, since the latter's hiding from Bowser.

Rosalina or Peach?

• Bowser's grouchiness about how he couldn't catch Slick Frame.
• Luigi noticing how different Bowser sounds.
• Bowser's names for the prisons where he kept Mario, Wario and Luigi:
  Bowser: (to Luigi) M for "Moron Chamber", W for "Waste-of-Space..." uh, "Space", and I've prepared the "Loser Room" especially for you!
• Mario compares Bowser to people who are so obsessed with being cool that they wear shades indoors. After Bowser tells Mario to shut up, he wonders where his shades are.
• Bowser says he made his Koopa Klown Kar himself- by forcing his minions to build it for him. He also says the same about the cars he "made" for his son and the Koopalings.
• Why Bowser doesn't use his Koopa Klown Kar in Super Smash Bros:
  Bowser: I'd rather rack up KO's like a real man- with nothin' but my two fists!
  Luigi: (nervously) And fire...
  Mario: And large bottom.
  Bowser: Heh, exactly... wait.
• Bowser complains about how the Koopalings' names were changed for the cartoons.
  Bowser: What kind of nutjob names their kids Cheatsy, Big Mouth, Kootie Pie, Hop, Bully, Hip and Kooky?! Every dad should follow my method and name their kids Bowser!
  • Mario soon suggests the name "Koopy Jr." and an enraged Bowser yells, "I WILL END YOU!!!"
• Mario notes that he doesn't sound like himself in his pinball game, doubting that he was voiced by Charles Martinet. Luigi then reveals that the pinball game was actually one of Martinet's first gigs.
• Slick Frame ranting about how the arcade he visited as a kid dropped the Super Mario pinball game.
• Bowser gets angry that one of the fans who asked him a question is using his name, and says that if the person triesto hack into his bank account, he'll find where they live and sneak into their room while they're sleeping. When Luigi asks what Bowser would do to the person, he can't really think of an answer besides "fart on their pillow and give them pinkeye".
• Bowser thinks that evil doppelgangers are easy to fight, saying that one should just punch them in the face until they fall down. He even says that's how he solves most of his problems. Then this happens:
  Mario, Luigi and Bowser: (with Captain Falcon's head superimposed on theirs) Show me your moves!
• Mario saying that Bowser should be chained to the wall before Peach or Daisy appear on the show.
• Mario makes the mistake of calling Ask Mario his show, much to the annoyance of Luigi and Bowser.
• Bowser suggests that the show's name be changed to "The Incredibly Handsome King of Awesome Answers Questions from His Loyal Fans". Mario sarcastically suggests that a video with that title should go on Vimeo, and Bowser believes him.
• Bowser saying that questions for him are always top priority.
• Earlier in the episode, Bowser makes Slick Frame order 50 boxes of 20-piece chicken nuggets with buffalo sauce. At the end, Slick Frame arrives with the chicken nuggets, but soon reveals that he couldn't get any buffalo sauce, so he ordered honey mustard instead. Needless to say, Bowser is displeased.
  Bowser: You have three seconds to start running.

Luigi and Daisy's First Date?

• Luigi opening the show with a parody of "Jump Up, Super Star!"
• When Mario asks Slick Frame to start reading the questions, Slick Frame, who was ticked off about Luigi cutting off his intro, sarcastically asks if he's allowed to do his job or if Bowser was going to serenade him with a Bryan Adams song, leading to this:
  Bowser: Uh, Tech Boy, last I checked, you're not beautiful. (Slick Frame does a puppy dog pout and whines like a puppy) Or a princess. (Slick Frame whines again) Now start reading!
• Bowser's amusement at the reveal that Luigi first dressed like Peach in Super Mario Adventures.
  Bowser: Ha! That's the best you'll ever look, Greenie!
• Luigi reveals that the fourth volume of the manga Super Mario-kun has a part where Mario winds up in Hell, much to Mario's shock and Bowser's delight.
• When Luigi asks what power he and Mario would like if they had Dog Suits, Mario jokingly suggests marking their territory, which Bowser begs them not to do to him.
• After Bowser asks Slick Frame to show him images of Bowzer dogs, he gets images of puppies, which disappoints him and makes the Mario Bros go into Cuteness Proximity.
• When Luigi says that not everyone likes Rabbids, Mario asks why and gets video footage of them going wild.
• Luigi and Bowser annoying Mario with Hotel Mario jokes.
• Mario's annoyance that Bowser only used the Dreamstone to wish for a new castle. Then when Luigi asks Bowser what he'd wish for if he got another chance, Bowser says he'd wish for the perfect plan to defeat Mario: use godlike powers to transport Mario onto a bridge suspended over a pit of boiling lava, with an axe at the end.
  Mario: (facepalming) Luigi, is it too late to start battling Eggman instead?
• Luigi getting worked up when he hears a question claiming that Professor E. Gadd sold King Boo in a garage sale, only for Mario to reveal that Hellen Gravelly set King Boo free.
  • Which is soon followed by Bowser tricking Luigi into thinking the word "gullible" is written on the ceiling.
• Mario denies that Van Halen is his favorite band because of the song "Jump", only for Luigi to point out that Mario listened to that song "more than a few times" during Super Mario Run.
• Bowser starting to sing "Bodies", only to get stopped by Mario because the song's under copyright.
• Luigi getting too embarrassed to talk about his first date with Daisy.
• Bowser getting nervous when Mario suggests bringing Daisy onto the show.
• Mario realizing that Bowser's scared of Daisy. He's looking forward to her appearing on the show, only to find there are still more questions to answer.

Freaky Live-Action Bowser!

• After Mario suggests that Luigi bring invincibility stars on his ghost-catching adventures, the latter thinks it's a great idea and compares the idea to that of Frodo and Sam taking eagles to Mount Doom, much to Bowser's annoyance.
  Bowser: Do you ever get tired of being such a nerd?
• After Bowser wonders what would happen if one uses a Super Star on ghosts, Mario says that he and Luigi simply try to make their enemies poof away. He tries to prove it by showing a clip of himself attacking a Galoomba, only to find he doesn't know where it went when it disappears.
• After Bowser mentions that his son really likes Phineas and Ferb, he asks what kind of moron would put self-destruct buttons on his inventions.
• Mario's envy of how Luigi and Daisy have more time to watch TV together than Mario himself and Peach do.
• After Mario asks Bowser when the last time he had a woman watch Netfix with him, Bowser pauses and asks, "Does Tivoing count?"
• After Bowser basically admits he loves the Koopalings as if they were his own children, he notices with surprise that Mario didn't annoy him by saying anything mushy, but soon Mario calls him a softy.
• Bowser's ideas for what his enemies could do if they possessed Mario with capture hats:
  Bowser:[A Goomba'll] force you to drown in quicksand, or maybe walk underneath a Thwomp, get eaten by an eel, jump into a bottomless pit, drown in poison, swim in lava, write offensive Tweets that ruin your image forever!
  • Then the Mario Bros point out that such an idea would be a suicide mission, much to Bowser's frustration.
  Bowser: Do you two have to ruin everything for me?!
  Mario: Yep, pretty much.
• After Mario says that his cartoons don't usually stick to the source material, Bowser claims that they got Mario's pasta obsession right.
• Bowser and the Mario Bros' negative reception to King Koopa's Kool Kartoons.
• After the Mario Bros are asked what their favorite pasta is, the first thing they say is "Yes".
• Bowser's favorite pasta? Spaghetti-O's.
• Bowser is revealed to have flesh-burning farts.
• Bowser berating Luigi for feeling sorry for himself, saying that the latter's more popular than the former. Soon Mario guesses that Bowser envies Luigi, but Bowser denies this.
• The next time Bowser mocks Luigi's self-pity, Mario notes how sensitive Bowser is, and the Koopa King yells "I'm not sensitive!"
• Mario and Bowser speaking in unison, much to their annoyance and shock. It soon culminates in them singing the first verse of the "Major-General's Song".

Yoshi Abuse?!

• Mario and Luigi speaking psuedo-Italian in the beginning. And Bowser not understanding that soccer is called "football" outside the U.S.
  Bowser: Well, unlike you nerds who call it "football", those of us with an acutal brain stem refer to it as soccer.
• It takes Bowser a while to realize that Mario said the Hammer Bros used to be the former's most powerful minions.
• Bowser Jr.'s text about Baby Peach.
  Bowser: (reading the text) Baby Peach is a big fat dummy. I don't care what the butt-head thinks. Girls suck. Peace.
• Bowser talking about the possibility of traveling back in time to kidnap the baby Mario Bros and raise the to be evil, only for Mario and Luigi to point out that time travel doesn't work that way.
  Bowser: (typing on his phone) Note to self: Test time travel, kill and/or raise [the Mario Bros] while they're babies and build an Infinity Gauntlet.
• After Bowser says the Dark Prognosticus should've chosen him to wield the Chaos Heart, Mario points out that the former would've been defeated quicker. It takes Bowser a few seconds to realize he got roasted.
• Bowser asks if Mr. L can be brought out of Luigi's subconscious, and when the latter asks why, the former says "No reason. No reason at all," with a Slasher Smile and an evil chuckle.
• Bowser is incredulous that he was called "Koopa" after a spicy Korean dish. Luigi looks up the name "Bowser" on his phone and finds to his confusion that in Australia and New Zealand, a bowser is a gas pump.
  • Bowser then points out that he found out that "greenie" is slang for emphatamine pills, which embarrasses Luigi, but then he gets surprised that Bowser looked him up, which embarrasses Bowser.
• Bowser's story about the guy with cosmic swagger.
  • Luigi asking if Bowser draws his illustrations in advance.
  • How the "chosen one" in the story arrives: playing his guitar on a motorcycle, on a T-rex, on an asteroid.
  • At the end of the story, Bowser reveals he challenged the "chosen one" for the throne and won by a landslide.
• Bowser claiming that his own origin story is so rad, the Mario Bros would die from awesomeness overload just hearing the first sentence.
• Bowser thinking the Mario Bros are abusive for dropping Yoshis into pits.
• Mario getting sore remembering Bowser beating him in a race in Mario Kart 8.
  • Which is soon followed by Luigi telling Mario to "chillax", to Bowser's incredulity.
  Luigi: (sporting a pair of sunglasses) Chizzity-lax there, broseph. Your mood ain't fly. Take a chill pill, diggety-dog.
• When Mario reveals that Lubba rebuilt the Faceship in his own likeness, Bowser laughs and says, "That's an upgrade."
• Mario revealing that Lubba got in a lawsuit between Nickelodeon and Nintendo because of his simlarity in appearance to Patrick Star.^note Which is actually a joke.
• Bowser wanting to sue Cartoon Network for using his likeness on Chowder without his permission.
• Bowser comparing Peach to a Heartful Cake and Daisy to a month-old Dried Shroom.
• Mario inviting Bowser to join him and Luigi for dinner, and Bowser reluctantly agrees until Mario says Daisy will be there, causing a nervous Bowser to make a hasty retreat.^note Mario was just messing with Bowser.

Bankruptcy Blues

• At the beginning, when Mario asks to get to the questions right away, an annoyed Bowser asks, "Who died and made you president?!"
• Before the first question is asked, Luigi says he has something to say really quick, only to find he forgot what it was. He tries to remember it for a few seconds until Mario reminds him they have questions to answer.
• Bowser thinking that Nabbit is Bowser Jr. in disguise, until Mario shows him evidence of both characters on screen together. Then Bowser starts thinking Nabbit is a Rabbid.
  • Bowser and the Mario Bros saying that when Nabbit appears in Super Smash Bros, the three characters form a truce and kill him.
• Bowser's favorite Pokémon are Chesnaught and Turtonator, and maybe Blastoise, because "they're attractive, like me." Mario and Luigi Face Palm at this.
• Bowser and Luigi bawling over Alphadream's bankruptcy and the possible end of the Mario and Luigi RPG series.
  • As Mario tries to comfort them, he says that Alphadream can always find another company to "pass on the torch", Bowser replies, "Why are you talking about the Olympics at a time like this, you heartless freak?!"
    • To top it all off is Mario's reaction to seeing Bowser and Luigi hug.
    Mario: Slick Frame, did you slip something into my drink earlier?!
• Mario's embarrassment that he hasn't kept in touch with Goombario in years.
• Luigi panicking when Mario claims to like Vivian more than Lady Bow, because "You just insulted a Boo on the Internet!"
  • When Luigi fears that Lady Bow will eat Mario in his sleep, Mario assures Luigi it won't happen, but then jokingly says she might eat him. This sends Luigi running away screaming until Mario reveals he was only joking.
• Bowser thinking his infatuation with Peach is true love.
  • Then there's this bit:
  Mario: (to Bowser, facepalming) What the heck is going on in that brain of yours?
  Luigi: Is world peace possible? Where did we come from? Is there life after death?
  Mario: (sighs) Just another of the great mysteries of our time.
• When the Mario Bros say they prefer the Mushroom Kingdom to Brooklyn, Bowser says, "Why? The sooner you two move back, the sooner all of my dreams can come true!"
• The Mario Bros and Bowser getting weirded out by the several different interpretations of their franchise.
• Luigi finally remembers what he wanted to ask at the beginning: if Donkey Kong took place in Brooklyn or New Donk City. Mario has no idea.
• The scene with Luigi asking why Mario left him behind for several games.
• Luigi bragging about he got his time to shine in New Super Luigi U, and Bowser mocking Luigi about having fewer games than Mario.
• Bowser's disbelief that Mario is scared of pink eels and pianos. His reaction at seeing evidence of the latter is priceless.
• Mario joking about the Miis from Nintendo Land being better ghost catchers.
• According to Bowser, Luigi gets panic attacks trying to pick an ice cream flavor.
• Slick Frame showing footage of Bowser crying in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, enraging the latter enough to chase the former in the background for the rest of the episode.
  Bowser: (to the viewers) It's nerd hunting season! I'll see you next time!
• Slick Frame's impressions of the Aracuan Bird and Woody Woodpecker as he's running from Bowser, and even running on the ceiling at one point!

Favorite non-Mario games!

• At the beginning of the epsiode, Mario assumes the first question is a good one. Then he hears that it asks how he feels about having the same "awful" Final Smash for three games in a row.
• Bowser's suggestion for a different Final Smash for Mario: forcing his opponents to play Hotel Mario or one of his educational games.
• Mario's annoyance at Luigi mentioning that he jumps higher than the former.
• Luigi's failed attempt to show viewers his one-handed clapping.
• Bowser starting to say Viva Piñata is his favorite game, only to catch himself and say it's his son's favorite instead.
  Luigi: (confused) I thought you said Jr.'s favorite game is Minecraft.
  Bowser: (angrily) I am too a grown man! Don't judge me!
• Bowser wanting a Super Bowser Sunshine game.
  Bowser: Super Bowser Sunshine! Only on Nintendo Switch! Rated "A" for Awesome!
• Bowser getting annoyed again at Luigi for thinking he's overshadowed, then giving him a pep talk about being the most awesome loser he can be.
• Bowser showing a video of Mario stepping on Luigi's foot after the latter beat him in a tennis match.
  Bowser: Nice move there, Kanye!
  • Bowser says that if Luigi did the same thing to Mario, people would start a riot, though he doesn't know for whom.
    • And then there's the footage of Yoshi eating Luigi.
    Luigi: This is why I prefer ''Mario Tennis'' on Switch! Less Weegee abuse!
• Mario defining "arrogance", "narcissism" and and "egotism", and Bowser's reactions.
  • Which is followed by Bowser being forced to call Luigi by his name instead of "Greenie".
• Bowser being revealed to own Peach and Mario shampoo bottles from the 1980s.
• Bowser suggesting having Nintendo make bath products with him on them.
  Bowser: Who wouldn't want to smell like a king?
  Mario: In your case, they'd smell like charcoal, turtle peel and, er... burnt chicken nuggets.
  Bowser: And... what would be wrong with that?
• Bowser getting annoyed that Peach didn't show up in this episode.

Bowser Pranks Mario!

• Bowser and Mario impersonating each other at the beginning.
• Bowser considers killing E. Gadd, until Mario points out that without the professor's help, Peach would still have been stuck in a painting, so Bowser erases E Gadd's name from the list on his phone and replaces it with "that stupid idiot-face King Boo".
• Bowser makes a note to kill King Boo at the next kart race or tennis match, only for Mario to point out that King Boo's already dead, leading to this:
  Bowser: Other note to self: Figure out how to kill complete jerks that are already dead, and poison Mario's food if he calls me KOOPY ONE MORE TIME!
• Bowser and Mario's conversation about how good the former is at capturing the latter.
• Mario joking about Bowser being Luigi's biggest fan.
• Bowser considering his bridge-destroying buttons and axes a clever idea he could've used to stop Mario.
• Bowser puts Tony Blaze on his list after noticing the latter suggested the former team up with King Boo.
• Luigi correctly guessing that King Boo baited Mario with pasta to capture him.
• Bowser doubting that Luigi could defeat him with the Poltergust 3000.
• Bowser's Top 10 Potential Pranks on Mario:
  Bowser: #1: Move his house into an active volcano while he's asleep.
  #2: Put every piece of his mustache grooming kit into a vending machine.
  #3: Put buckets of Luigi's diarrhea on all the doors of a Ghost House.
  #4: Put a flamethrower in his toilet.
  #5: Cut the brake line in his go-kart.
  #6: Shave off half of his mustache in his sleep.
  #7: Have a Warp Pipe lead to a women's locker room. Or a lava chamber. Or a lava chamber ''in'' a women's locker room!
  #8: Paint Poison Mushrooms to look like 1-Ups.
  #9: Knock on his door and then run away before he answers.
  And lastly, replace all the suit items with a fruit that turns him NAKED.
• Mario's reaction to a question asking if Luigi's smarter than him.
  • Luigi showing Mario a video on how he can win minigames without doing anything as proof of the claim.
• Luigi expresses surprise that Bowser asked Nastasia about the former's brainwashing, and when an embarrassed Bowser affirms this and Luigi asks why, Bowser denies secretly planning anything.
• Bowser implying that Pauline erased Mario from her memory.
• Bowser saying he never went to school, at which Luigi's not surprised.
• Luigi implying that, as a teen, he was pressured into doing drugs once.
  Luigi: You know how there are those kids who peer pressure you into doing things you don't want to? (A clip from Yoshi's Island that looks like an acid trip is shown.) Just use your imagination here.
• The Mario Bros and Bowser all saying that their childhoods were standard aside from what happened in the Yoshi's Island games.
• Mario making a silly face to prevent Bowser from punching him, then punching Bowser while he's snickering.
• Bowser refusing to answer a really long question, cutting off Slick Frame before he finishes reading it. And Mario's surprise at Slick Frame's impression of him.
• The Mario Bros' confusion when Slick Frame talks about voicing Luigi much to Slick Frame's embarrassment. Then when Luigi asks Mario what Slick Frame was talking about, Mario assumes Slick Frame's just "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"

Waluigi in Smash?!

• Mario calling Peach on the show to celebrate the 10-episode milestone, only to find he should've asked about it in advance.
• After Luigi compares similarities between several cartoon and video game characters, Bowser says, you know who cares? Nobody!"
• When Luigi regrets joking about Mario's height again, he says, "Luigi, you big nincompoop," prompting Bowser to reply, "Emphasis on "big", unlike Tiny Tim over there".
  • Which leads to Mario roasting Bowser with the "Moron says what" bit, prompting the first appearnce of Elliot.
• Bowser almost giving away the Mario Bros' address to a fan, only for them to stop him with "SHUT UP, KOOPY!"
  Mario and Luigi: Hey, you/I finally got to say "Koopy"! Hooray!
• Bowser suggesting Luigi name Polterpup "stupid".
• A question about Mario punching Yoshis leads to yet another conversation where Mario has to reassure people he doesn't abuse his reptile buddies.
  Bowser: This is your mascot, eyeryone: punching innocent creatures and dropping them off of cliffs. Role model for the ages.
• Mario quipping that it doesn't take a genius to defeat Bowser, causing Elliot to appear again
• Bowser ranting when he hears that the Mario Bros visited his butt while inside him.
• Bowser suggesting Mario shoot enemies with a gun, which Mario and Luigi refuse.
• Mario's fox suit idea: making loud, obnoxious sounds to stun enemies before jumping on them.
• Luigi's failed attempt to explain his Wiggler suit idea.
• Mario showing Bowser a picture of a donkey to represent what everyone else thinks of him.
• Bowser suggesting Luigi get a Third-Person Shooter game, which the Mario Bros shoot down.
• Luigi's spin-off game ideas based on 300, Mad Max and Avengers: Endgame, the last of which shows an Imagine Spot of Bowser as Thanos and Luigi as Iron Man.
• After Mario expresses hope that his paper counterpart gets into Super Smash Bros, Bowser adds, "And a game that doesn't suck," to the annoyance of Mario and Slick Frame's agreement.
• After Bowser insults Waluigi, he gets booed at by angry Waluigi fans from off-screen.
• The reveal that Slick Frame forged Bowser's contract to put him on the show, which the latter doesn't know about.
• After Luigi calls Daisy to have her deliver a message on the show and Bowser calls her a ditz, she gets mad and dares him to insult her in person, scaring Bowser away.

Season 2

FURY KOOPY!

• Slick Frame's reasoning for the off-screen hole he sees when he enters:
  Slick Frame: Either someone shot a Kool-Aid commercial in here or Bowser chose not to use the front door again.
• Slick Frame assuming that Fury!Bowser will shoot projectiles at him from a distance only to get immediately stomped on by him.
  Fury!Bowser: New season, new me, baby!
• Fury!Bowser trying to squash the Mario Bros only to be blocked by an invisible force field.
• Bowser Jr. trying to Prank Call Mario, only for the latter to trick the former into insulting himself.
• Bowser getting surprised that credit cards don't use letters, and then pretending to be in on Mario's trick.
• Bowser Jr. begging his dad to let him answer questions over the phone.
• Bowser Jr. is revealed to have been grounded for the past few months because he painted Mario's mustache on Bowser's face.
• Bowser discovering his Fury form wore off.
• The nonsensical stuff Slick Frame says as a result of being previously stepped on by Fury!Bowser twice.
• Bowser running into the force field again.
• Bowser suggesting that his son draw on Kamek or one of the Koopalings next time.
• Mario and Luigi's disgust at Bowser Jr.'s suggestion that Mario get a mustache like Dr. Eggman's.
• Mario's reaction to the question about how he felt when he first saw Fury!Bowser? "Eh."
• Bowser mocking Mario's Cat Amiibo, only for Mario to hold out a laser pointer, distracting Bowser and making him run into the force field a third time.
• Luigi's cat puns to express his distaste for evil cats.
• The group's horrified reaction to a question asking about Mario's treating Jr. like a son.
  • Then when Bowser Jr. calls Mario "lasagna-breath", the latter scolds the former like a father, much to Mario's own horror.
• Mario explaining to Luigi why he gave Bowser Jr. a stern look in Bowser's Fury:
  Mario: Luigi, imagine if King Boo had a son; an obnoxious, bratty little kid who tried to frame you for vandalism, kidnaps your princess over and over, constantly attacks you, and, worst of all, tickles you with a paintbrush! If he came up to you and asked you for help, would you use less muscles to smile?
• Bowser Jr. denying that he was Mario's sidekick and claiming to be the real star of Bowser's Fury, then his father claiming to be the star instead.
• Bowser Jr. on the phone discovering his dad's binder of Peach photos.
• Bowser running into the force field one last time after he decides to extend Jr.'s punishment.
• After Mario calls Bowser a creep for keeping pictures of Peach under his bed, Luigi says, "You're one to talk," causing an embarrassed Mario to pretend he doesn't know what Luigi's talking about.

SMG4 reaction!

• Luigi and Bowser talking about why the latter says "What up playas?"
• Mario thinking that SMG4 stands for "Super Mario Galaxy 4".
• Slick Frame admitting that he doesn't care for SMG4 nowadays, only to get booed at by off-screen kids.
  • Then when Luigi asks if you have to be a kid to enjoy SMG4, booing is heard from grown men off-screen.
• Bowser is surprised that Slick Frame is an adult, having previously thought he was a toddler who ate a Super Mushroom and grew to six feet tall.
• Luigi confusing the words "machinima" and "meshugguna".
• Bowser threatening to take SMG4 to court if the channel doesn't make him look good, then asking if he should kill SMG4 before or after suing him.
• The Mario Bros and Bowser reacting to the SMG4 videos they watch.
• Mario asking for saner questions after the SMG4 videos are done, only to be asked what he'd do if Peach turned evil?
  Mario: I said "saner", not "insaner"!
• Bowser realizing he never noticed before that the Mario Bros' hair color being different from their mustaches.
  Mario: Weren't you listening to your son last episode?
  • Follwed by Bowser's erroneous guesses about the difference.
• Bowser thinking his hair is fireproof because it's red.
• Bowser joking about his eyebrows being little toupees superglued to his forehead, and Luigi falling for it.
• Bowser failing to pronounce a fan's long name.
  Bowser: Geez, kid, next time ask your parents to give you a shorter name.
• The reveal that Peach read her letters from Bowser to Mario.
• The conversation about Bowser and Peach seeing a couples counselor.
• Mario's atrocious performance of "Lifelight" and Bowser's Brutally Honest criticism of it.
• Mario starting to sing his ending speech, only to be stopped by Bowser and Luigi.
• Mario and Luigi making incorrect guesses on who the show's first guest is before Donkey Kong appears.

Donkey Kong is here!

• After Mario slips on a banana peel at the beginning, Luigi demands to know what lazy idiot would leave it lying around like that, and Donkey Kong enters while Luigi's ranting. Luigi starts to make a threat until he sees DK, then begins sucking up to him.
• When Bowser tells DK to move over so the viewers can see his muscles, the latter offers this retort:
  Donkey Kong: Muscles? Donkey see no pecs, just big flat belly with three lines.
• The Mario Bros, Bowser and Donkey Kong's reactions to being placed inside a TV.
• Bowser asks if the group's in a Virtual Boy after noticing that the scene they're in (the 75mm level from Donkey Kong) is just black and red.
• Slick Frame mocking Bowser for threatening to break him in half.
• After Slick Frame suggests keeping Bowser inside the TV forever to lower occupational hazards, Bowser promises to bring the amount of hazards down to 0% by sending him to the afterlife. Slick Frame mockingly refuses.
• Luigi saying that stealing Mini-Mario toys was one of the most righteous things DK's ever done.
• Donkey Kong asking how DK Jr. could be his father if Jr.'s younger than him.
• Slick Frame saying he likes Diddy Kong a lot better than Donkey Kong, only to notice DK glaring at him.
• DK calling Slick Frame "Little Red Riding Hood", which Bowser finds hilarious.
• Bowser talking about how valuable his Skylanders Amiibo will be with one still in the box, prompting Mario to say, "And you call Luigi a nerd."
• Bowser sarcastically saying that DK's Amiibo looks cooler than his, and DK replies, "Turtle right! Donkey look way better!", to Bowser's annoyance.
• Luigi finding that Mario forgot about Spyro.
• Bowser and Donkey Kong's argument over who's stronger.
• Mario joking about Slick Frame being lazy.
• When Luigi panics about being stuck inside the TV, a confused Slick Frame asks, "Isn't being inside a TV normal for you?", and Luigi replies, "No! We're inside a TV inside of a YouTube video! It's not the same thing!"
• DK punching Bowser again after the latter insults the former's hut.

Rogen Kong!

• After Bowser says that it would take a week for Donkey Kong to learn how to use a hammer and nail, DK retorts, "Dumb turtle take ten years to count to two."
• After Donkey Kong is asked why he got his name if he's a gorilla, there's this exchange:
  Bowser: Eh, I think it fits. He's a big dumb a-"
  Mario: Hey, hey, hey- watch your mouth! You know we can't say that.
  Bowser: Dumb... animal? Wait, you two won't let us say the word "dumb"?! Geez, I thought Nintendo was strict. What is this, preschool?
• Donkey Kong thinking that Nintendo misspelled "monkey" when they came up with his name.
• Luigi telling DK about Shigeru Miyamoto's claim that the name "Donkey Kong" being chosen to reflect his stupidity, and regretting it while finishing his sentence.
• Bowser interrupting Luigi's explanation on differences between turtles and tortoises.
• DK roasting Bowser with "Dumb tortoise says what," and Elliot suddenly appearing in the TV, much to everyone's bewilderment.
  Bowser: How'd you get in here!?
• Slick Frame's Mario impression as he finishes reading a message from a fan.
• Bowser judging the cast of The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
• Bowser's surprised to hear that Charles Martinet's not Italian. Mario retorts that none of Bowser's voice actors are fire-breathing tortoise dragons.
  Mario: If you think about it, when people voice Luigi and I, including Charles, they almost never use their regular speaking voice.
  Slick Frame: I can confirm this.
• Slick Frame hoping that, if Diddy Kong isn't in the upcoming movie, that he appears in the sequel, voiced by Peter Dinklage.
• Bowser theorizes that Donkey Kong was too stupid to be brainwashed by the Tiki-Tak tribe, so Slick Frame plays the Tiki-Tak theme to test the theory. It successfully brainwashes Mario and Luigi, but DK and Bowser are not affected. However, Bowser, thinking he's the smartest guy in the room, assumes the music will affect him too, and waits for it to happen, which it doesn't. Meanwhile, Slick Frame struggles to put a round peg through a triangular hole.
  • Plus there's Bowser thinking that chicken nuggets grow on trees as he sends Mario to get some for him.
• After Bowser insults Candy Kong, DK tricks him into thinking Peach showed up, then punches him into an offscreen wall.
• Donkey Kong doesn't understand why Candy Kong doesn't see him as much when he kidnaps Pauline. Mario figures that Candy's jealous, and suggests that DK talk about it with her. DK agrees to do so, but then says he'll kidnap Pauline again afterward, making the Mario Bros Face Palm.
• Bowser's rating for how annoying Slick Frame is? Infinity.
• Slick Frame starting to say "Hashtag Remaster Thousand-Year Door", only for the Mario Bros and Bowser to say it for him.
• After Mario says there's more to life than Paper Mario, Slick Frame gives him a Death Glare and growls, "No. There. Isn't."
• How Slick Frame acts after Mario calls him by his real name, "James".
  • Then, after Bowser thinks Slick Frame's gone crazy, the latter threatens to change the TV background to Icicle Mountain from Super Smash Bros Melee.
• DK's confusion at DoJayMi's "go bananas" pun.
• DK making Elliot show up again with "Dumb tortoise says what,", exasperating Bowser, who's stuck in an offscreen turntable, thanks to Slick Frame changing the scene to the "DK Rap" scene.

Mario Party RAGE!

• Bowser and the Mario Bros' confusion at hearing the "DK Rap".
• Slick Frame dressed as a rapper. Enough said.
• After Mario asks why he hasn't seen Kiddy Kong in a long time, the scene cuts to a close-up of Kiddy with a scream in the background.
• Bowser daring Donkey Kong to fire his coconut gun at him. The first two coconuts bounce off Bowser's chest, so DK fires one at his face.
  Bowser: Fires in spurts, but doesn't- (gets hit in the face with a coconut, muffling him) hurt. Ow.
• DK thinking that Mario's evil for the things he did in Donkey Kong Jr..
• How Bowser's face looks after the coconut falls off his face.
• The characters having high-pitched voices.
• Bowser mocking DK for being scared of him in Mario Party.
• When Bowser and the Mario Bros are asked if they like farting in each other's faces while they sleep.
• Slick Frame wanting everyone to stay high-pitched so they could sing a Christmas song together.
• When Donkey Kong is asked if he eats anything besides bananas, Slick Frame cuts him off by playing the outro of the "DK Rap", which lists several foods.
• The Mario Bros' shock that DK hates pasta. Mario even gets a literal Blue Screen Of Death in his eyes!
• Bowser's reaction to DK saying he hates chicken nuggets more than pasta.
• Bowser tricking Mario into eating an explosive orange that DK tried to make the former eat. This leads DK to punch Bowser into an offscreen turntable again.
• Donkey Kong doing the ending speech.
  Donkey Kong: Thanks for watch! Click things that make video seen more! Send things for Donkey to answer!
• Bowser and Mario being stuck inside a barrel attached to a balloon in the sky, and discovering, to their horror, that Elliot's in there, too!

King K. Fool!

• Slick Frame saying he'll take Bowser's credit card to buy beach chairs and drinks, and it takes Bowser a few seconds to realize it and get angry.
• After talking with the others about how they're silhouettes at Sunset Shore, Slick Frame says that the important thing is that his face is visible. He then wonders if that was narcissistic.
  Slick Frame: Are you guys rolling your eyes at me? (Beat) Stop it.
  Bowser: Make me.
• After Bowser calls "Giovanni", Mario objects, "It's not dumb. It's an Italian name," to which Bowser retorts, "Exactly."
• Slick Frame asking if Bowser said "pokéman" unironically.
• Bowser thinking all other video game villains are weak compared to him.
• After Bowser says that professional villainy is serious business, Mario dryly quips, "Yes, constant failure. Very professional," which takes Bowser a couple seconds to realize he was insulted. Sure enough, he gets mad and Elliot appears.
• The reveal that Bowser raided Mario's fridge a few times, and that Luigi ate a piece of Mario's ravioli.
• Mario asking if the Tiki-Taks wanted to puke DK's bananas on each other to make feet for Tiki-Tong.
• Bowser thinking he's only on the show so the others can ridicule and hurt him.
• After Mario calls Bowser "Koopy", the latter yells, "Stop calling me names, you dingbat!"
• Slick Frame saying that if Ask Mario had Human Resources, Bowser wouldn't be allowed on the show anymore.
• Bowser trying to get Mario to roast him to make Elliot show up. Then Donkey Kong roasts Bowser with "Dumb tortoise says what!", and Elliot appears, but then disappears before Bowser can punch him.
• DK confusing a fan who has the username "Tinky Winky" with his friend Winky Frog.
• Bowser's critical descriptions of the playable Kremlings in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast.
• Bowser trying to deny that he and DK high-fived each other.
  • Followed by Donkey Kong saying he hates Bowser's guts, to which the latter replies, "Yeah," and then gets angry and yells, "Shut up!"
• Mario thinking Donkey Kong mentioned fighting him in Punch-Out!! Wii, which the former doesn't remember. DK was actually talking about Doc Louis.
• DK mentioning that since he can't write or read, he licked a piece of paper to give to Doc Louis as an autograph.
• Bowser successfully punching DK, and then getting punched back, which leads to them fighting.
  Mario: (to Luigi) Hey, look. Godzilla vs. Kong 2!
  • Soon, the two get the Mario Bros caught up in their Big Ball of Violence.
    • Then there's Slick Frame's message at the end: "Wow, they're still going at it... My money's on DK, LOL."

Peach and Daisy Amiibo!

• Mario, Luigi and Bowser's displeasure at being turned into Amiibo again.
  • When Mario asks Slick Frame if he's out of his mind for doing this, the latter replies, "Nnnn... maybe."
• When Peach and Daisy appear as Amiibo, the latter's still in her package and needs Slick Frame to get her out. When he does and Daisy greets everyone, Bowser screams in horror upon seeing her. When he sees Peach, though, he claims he was practicing his "manly battle cry".
• The Amiibos' disgust at the suggestion of being NFTs instead, except Bowser, who says he wouldn't mind if NFTs were evil.
• DK looking for Bowser and the Mario Bros back in the TV.
• After Peach says that she'd like to bring Daisy along if Super Princess Peach gets a sequel, Bowser says, "Barf."
• The reveal that Slick Frame broke his garbage disposal trying to shred three unpeeled oranges in it.
  • When Slick Frame admits hiring a plumber to fix the disposal cost almost $200, Mario quips, "Orange you glad you didn't have to pay more?"
  • After Bowser makes fun of Slick Frame for his mistake, the latter scares the former into apologizing by turning on the garbage disposal and holding him above it.
• This line from Bowser:
  Bowser: I don't get it, babe. I've got the title of "King". Dontcha wanna match up with your man? 'Cause I am not calling myself "Prince Bowser"! I'm a big boy- I mean man. Adult.
• Bowser finds out the hard way why he shouldn't call Daisy "Diet Peach".
  • Then when Peach tells Daisy that they shouldn't hit anyone unless it's in self-defense, Daisy growls, "I REGRET NOTHING."
• After Peach compares herself to Belle, Daisy says, "A brunette in a yellow dress? That sounds familiar."
• Daisy scaring Bowser by wishing she had really long hair to whip him with in Super Smash Bros.
• After Daisy complains about just being a secondary character, Bowser teases her about being unimportant until Slick Frame makes her hit him again.
• After a fan asks if Luigi's single, he's too embarrassed to speak coherently and Daisy says, "Back off, bucko! HE'S MINE."
• Mario talking about his first off-screen kiss with Peach until she tells him that those details are private.
• Daisy and Peach impersonating Luigi and Mario, respectively.
• Bowser making fun of Slick Frame's hoodie, and suggesting he get a shirt made of garbage, and orange pieces as earrings. After Bowser makes a few more jokes about the orange incident against Mario's warnings, Slick Frame drops him in a toilet as punishment.
• Slick Frame using his video-editing skills to essentially kidnap Diddy Kong, Palutena, Banjo and Kazooie.

TV Escape!

• Bowser and Donkey Kong's argument over where chicken nuggets come from. Bowser still thinks they grow on trees, while DK thinks chickens lay them.
• DK punching Bowser into the TV screen, which gets them and the Mario Bros out of the TV.
• After everyone finds themselves in a blank room, Bowser wonders if he's dead and in the Overthere. When he sees the Mario Bros, he freaks out, thinking he's in the Underwhere.
• Bowser's eager expression when Luigi asks if Slick Frame was in the void from Super Paper Mario.
• This joke DoJayMi plays on everyone, which freaks Luigi out until the former reveals he was just kidding:
  DoJayMi: (off-screen; in a booming voice) Be not afraid, mortals! Thou standest at the gates of Purgatory, where thou shalt be judged for thine actions in this short-lived webshow!!
• DoJayMi lying about not drawing Peach to avoid Bowser's wrath over her artwork still being incomplete.
• DoJayMi claiming that Slick Frame forgot to pay his rent and the old studio was torn down.
• Bowser pretending to be Pauline to mock Mario.
• Mario's shock and Bowser's amusement to an old coloring book page showing a balding Mario.
• Luigi revealing that his duplicate in Super Mario Galaxy is his stunt double Horatio.
• Bowser explaining how he dealt with his fear of clowns.
• The reveal that Donkey Kong's teeth are retractable.
• Mario revealing that Luigi talked smack about Bowser, with a perfect Luigi impression, no less.
• Luigi calling Bowser a "dog-water-drinking ox-face", and the latter commending the former for his originality.
• One question Bowser gets asked is how the water in Slick Frame's toilet tasted. When he refuses to answer, DoJayMi trolls him with a few toilet-related puns.
• Bowser telling Mario there's no need to give a spoiler warning for Super Paper Mario because of how old it is.
• Mario noting how ironic it is when Bowser says O'Chunks isn't as big a threat as he makes himself to be.
• Luigi saying that the worst thing Dimentio did to him was insult his mustache.
• Bowser thinking DoJayMi's old-fashioned for using Tumblr.
• After Slick Frame sees the broken TV and says, "That's a lot of money down the drain," Bowser quips, "Just like your oranges?"
• It turns out that all Slick Frame should've done to get the Mario Bros, Bowser and Donkey Kong out of the TV was reverse the keyframes.
• Bowser's reaction to seeing a colorless background directly quotes Daffy Duck from "Duck Amuck".
• DoJayMi trolling Slick Frame with puns.
• Bowser chasing Slick Frame and DoJayMi with a chainsaw.
  • And soon the latter sneaks out by following Donkey Kong.

It's Toad Time!!!

• Bowser talking about how, while he was in the TV, Bowser Jr. fought over who should be in charge of the Koopa Kingdom, and the other minions threw a party the whole time, all in the span of almost a year.
• The Toad who showed up first is revealed to be named Kyle, and he stole Toad's vest.
• Bowser making a mushroom pun, much to his own chagrin.
• Slick Frame shows up with a toilet placed on his head Bowser, saying that the latter's been ripping toilets out of the floor, slamming them on the former's head and throwing stuff at him as revenge for the accidental imprisonment in the TV. Slick Frame nearly says that Bowser's thrown everything at him but the kitchen sink, only to get hit by a sink full of oranges.
• Slick Frame getting the names of fans wrong that to the toilet on his head.
• Toad talking about how Toadette had a crush on Mario in the first two Paper Mario games, only to remember that it was supposed to be a secret.
• Slick Frame comments that Toad being named after his species is like if the former was called "Human". Toad tells Slick Frame not to think about it too hard.
• Bowser and Mario having an escalating argument with sentences starting with "I don't get how you're still alive after...". Slick Frame soon tells them to stop fighting, saying that it's no time for a Call-Back.
  Mario: To be continued?
  Bowser: To be continued.
• The whole scene where Luigi reads quotes of Toads who didn't remember him.
• After Bowser says that if Toad got lost in a crowd, his face would be on a milk carton in an instant, Toad quietly says "If only you'd get lost".
• After hearing a question about Toad killing Mario in Paper Mario: Color Splash, Bowser says, "YOU killed Mario?! Neat."
• Slick Frame saying there isn't much to remember about Color Splash besides the funny writing.
• Toad taking off his hat, revealing his bald head.
• Everyone speaking with deep voices, especially when Bowser sounds near-unintelligible, much to his annoyance.
• When it seems like Peach showed up at the end, Bowser rushes over to hug her, only to slip on the waxed floor, and turn her into Toadette on contact.
  • Then when he chases Slick Frame, the slippery floor affects their running.
• Toadette asking if she can appear on Ask the Sonic Heroes.

SUPER CROWN SCARE!

• Bowser thinking Peach showed up and that she wants to be kidnapped, so he takes "her" to his castle, not knowing that what he really took was a cardboard cutout with a cellphone taped to the back, and that "her" voice was coming from Mario using another phone.
• After Luigi says, "Let's get this train wreck a-rolling!", Mario replies, "What th- that's my line, you stinky," and soon everyone hears Bowser demand to know, "Who's stinky?!" on the phone Mario has.
• Mario and Toadette tricking Bowser into thinking he's a telepath, and Bowser thinking the word is an insult.
• Slick Frame pretending to scold Bowser for kidnapping "Peach".
• Toad getting a couple questions from someone else called "Toad".
• The discussion about whether or not it's cannibalism for Toads to eat mushrooms.
• When Toadette likens Toad to a little brother, he points out that he's older than her, and she replies, "Age doesn't equal maturity, buddy."
• Slick Frame talking about how he once ate a poisonous mushroom in an attempt to grow taller.
• This line from Toadette:
  Toadette: Look out, everyone! Here comes the huge, mighty King of Guys Who Talk to Posters! (roars)
• Bowser thinking he's not falling for another fake Peach gag, while he unknowingly is.
• Bowser mispronouncing "chagrin" as "kag-rin".
• Bowser teasing Toadette, Toad and Mario about her possibly having a crush on the latter two. Especially the Kissing In A Tree bit.
• Toadette gushes about how dashing Buckinberry is, and denying that she meant handsome when Toad asks about it.
• One fan wants to know why they can't think of a good question for the cast. Nobody knows.
• The off-screen dialogue on the phone when Barry, a Paratroopa, visits Bowser.
• DoJayMi helping Slick Frame understand the pun in the former's name.
• Bowser saying the only reason he's happy when he plays the drums in the artwork for the Super Mario 3D World soundtrack is because he put stickers of Mario's face on the drums.
• Mario singing the main theme of Super Mario 3D World atrociously.
  • And then there's DoJayMi's stopping Mario.
• The scene where Bowser discovers the Peach he brought with him is just a cutout. And he runs to the studio instead of taking his copter.
• Bowser luring Slick Frame with a fake Switch remaster of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and then strangling him a la Homer Simpson.
  Mario: Bowser, stop it!
  Bowser: Why? It's the funniest part of the show!
  Slick Frame: (choking) Eat my shorts.
• Toadette accidentally turning Slick Frame into "Slickette" with a Super Crown.
• When the real Peach shows up, Bowser thinks it's another trick and leaves the stage.
• When DoJayMi expresses hope that he won't be badgered so much to finish Daisy's artwork, Slickette reminds him about Rosalina as well, and DoJayMi says, "Excuuuuuse me, Slickette!"

Season 3

Bowser Serenade

• Bowser badly playing the piano and singing about how he hates the show in the prologue, as well as the reveal that he was playing was the Mad Piano, who attacks Bowser offscreen.
  • Which is soon followed by this exchange:
  Bowser: The season has just begun and I'm already in pain.
  Slick Frame: But I thought you said pain was the best teacher. (Bowser burns Slick Frame into a skeleton). Thank you for your wisdom, sensei.
• Bowser still mistakes Peach for a robot replica, and everyone else plays along with it for most of the episode.
• Mario almost spoiling that Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is getting a remaster.
• Slick Frame and DoJayMi fanboying over The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
• Cappy calling Slick Frame "Sick Phlegm".
• Bowser expecting the situation to get awkward when Pauline calls, and his disbelief that she and Peach didn't get in a Cat Fight.
• Peach, Daisy and Rosalina being called " Mushroom Mommy", "Flower Mommy" and "Star Mommy", respectively.
• Bowser saying that Luigi's the last person he'd expect to be in charge of anything, except maybe Weenie Hut Jr's.
• After Luigi recommends Taylor Swift to voice Daisy in a potential sequel, Slick Frame says he'll call her [Daisy] to ask who she'd recommend, and Luigi excitedly asks "You have Taylor Swift's number?!", only to sheepishly realize Slick Frame called Daisy instead.
• Bowser's reaction to Daisy squealing about the movie.
  Bowser: (covering his ears) What is with you nerds and high-pitched screaming?!
• Daisy's reaction to Bowser calling her "Diet Peach" again:
  Daisy: Keep poking the bear. See what happens.
• After Bowser recommends a D-lister or YouTube voice actor for Daisy, saying she doesn't need anything big-budget, she retorts "Says the guy voiced by Jablinski".
  Bowser: The heck's a jabinky? I thought his name was Jack Black.
• The scene where the cast talks about Luigi's old crush, Destiny Delvacio.
• The implication that Toadette stole the poster with her on it from the movie set.
• Slick Frame ending his video call with Daisy with "Bye, I'm Slicky!"
• Cranky Kong calling Seth Rogen "Roth Segen".
• Cranky Kong criticizing his own voice actor for the film, Fred Armisen, saying a dead guy could voice him better.
  • Bonus points for Cranky Kong's choice being Gene Autry, who died the same year one of the Bros' early appearances was remade.
• Slick Frame giving Cranky Kong an Implied Death Threat for insulting Diddy Kong.
• Several of Lumalee's lines on the video call he and Rosalina make.
  • Plus this line from a frightened Luigi in response to Lumalee's first line:
  Luigi: The haunted theater bunny is going to steal my mustache again!
• Rosalina figuring out that Lumalee's been playing Persona 4, which he's too young to play.
  Lumalee: Not my fault you didn't set up pawental contwols.
• DoJayMi making a One Piece reference in one of the fans' names.
• DoJayMi's reaction to hearing that he missed the video call with Rosalina and Lumalee.
  • There's also this exchange:
  DoJayMi: (hysterical) Do you know how hard it is to send fan mail out to space?!?
  Slick Frame: Do you know how expensive it is to send calls out to space?
  Bowser: Do you know how much I hate you nerds flapping your gums this episode? Next question!!
• DoJayMi and Kamek criticizing each other's voices. Especially since the former voices the latter.
  DoJayMi: You sound like an opposum ate nails for breakfast- with vinegar and sour milk!
  Kamek: Well, at least I don't sound like a screaming cockatoo!
• Wario and Waluigi mistaking the studio for Peppino's pizza place when they call, and Wario ordering 50 garlic knots and 20 Limburger pizzas with jalapeños, anchovies, barbecue sauce and tartar dip.
  Waluigi: Don't forget the vinegar soda and Funyuns!
  Wario: I was just about to say that!
  • Wario and Waluigi insulting each other on the video call.
• Slick Frame and DoJayMi getting excited hearing Yoshi mention liking the songs in the film.
• Bowser realizing that he was insulting the real Peach all along.
• The Mario Bros seem to get squished by Tharold, a giant sandbag, only for Mario to emerge from behind it and punch Bowser.
  • Tharold then successfully squashes Bowser near the end, and Elliot appears on top.
• Slick Frame and DoJayMi's heads exploding in reaction to seeing the trailer for the upcoming remaster of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

Peach's ???

• Slick Frame and DoJayMi are still watching the "Thousand-Year Door" trailer on the former's tablet. They both seem to have grown beards over the past five months.Then it's revealed that DoJayMi was wearing a fake beard because he can't grow a real one and he didn't want to be left out.
  • Then there's the fact that Slick Frame is still watching the trailer for most of the episode.
• Upon hearing that Peach is going to be a regular on the show, Bowser calls for a "guy huddle" and takes the Mario Bros into it, and DoJayMi cries over being left out again.
• Bowser being uncomfortable with the idea of Peach appearing on every episode, because he thinks his relationship with her will fall apart if they don't get any space.
• Bowser and Luigi speculating what the mystery object Mario found in Peach's room in Super Mario RPG was, much to her growing embarrassment.
  • One of Bowser's guesses is a jar of claw clippings he sent Peach for Christmas.
• Slick Frame acting like Gollum.
  • Though his addiction to watching the trailer doesn't stop him from telling DoJayMi to knock off the spa puns.
    Slick Frame: (with Gollum voice) Shut up, Jason!
• Peach revealing that on one spa day, Daisy tried to eat a cucumber slice with avocado scrub, thinking it was guacamole dip.
• An embarrassed Toadette expressing how she feels about Buckinberry being in Super Mario Bros. Wonder, and trying to hide her crush on him in the process.

  Bowser: Good grief, swipe right already!

  Toadette: Thanks for the invite, Bowser! Bye! (runs off the stage)

• Crazy Wrench's message for Bowser.
  DoJayMi: (reading the message) Hey Bowser, your so lame, your love for princess peach is why the dinosaurs all went extinct, you pathetic excuse for a dinosaur baby.
  • Then there's Bowser thinking that "Crazy Wrench" is the fan's real name.
• After Toad gets a question, DoJayMi suggests that Peach pretend the question was for her. When he sees Toad giving him a Disapproving Look, DoJayMi claims it was Slick Frame's decision and that he wasn't trying to leave him out, then wails that he's a hypocrite and a monster and runs away in tears.
• Toad trying to put Slick Frame through a 12-step program to get him to stop watching the "Thousand-Year Door" trailer.
• Bowser considering himself and his son Peach's family.
• Bowser finally admitting how he feels about Peach appearing in every episode.
• Toad taking Slick Frame's tablet and giving it to Bowser, leading to a Big Ball of Violence with the latter two.

Special episodes

Ask Mario- Amiibo Edition!

• Mario, Luigi and Bowser screaming when discover that they were turned into Amiibo, and when they see how much bigger Slick Frame is by comparison.
  Amiibo!Bowser: Oh my gosh! You're even more hideous than I imagined!
• Slick Frame is revealed to have fired his artists over petty disagreements: for example, Nintendrawer doesn't care for Animaniacs (2020), DoJayMi doesn't like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild as much as Slick Frame, and JamesMan prefers Banjo-Kazooie to Banjo-Tooie.
• Luigi's claim to have an edgy side leaves Mario and Bowser laughing.
• Luigi attempting to demonstrate his Death Glare, only to remember that he can't move as an Amiibo, and burst into tears.
• Peach and Bowser Jr.'s Amiibos and a crudely drawn Daisy all sounding like 90s computers.
  • Then Slick Frame makes Bowser sound like one.
• Bowser commanding Slick Frame to make him hurt him, and Slick Frame mocking Bowser for it.
• This bit:
  Peach: (to Mario) Sweetie, I didn't know your tech assistant was so... um, how do I put this without being rude? Um...
  Daisy: Childish? Belongs in preschool? Needs his diaper changed?
• Mario and Slick Frame's argument about whether people choose what they like leads to Slick Frame turning Mario's volume down, leading to quiet ranting from Mario that lasts throughout all of Luigi's subsequent conversation with Slick Frame until the latter sees the error of his ways and turns Mario's volume back up.
• When Bowser Jr. asks if Daisy can come play with him, Bowser has this to say:
  Bowser: (still in his "90s computer voice") Nonononononononononononononono frickin' way! Not in this life, kiddo!
• Daisy threatening to use her side-B move on Slick Frame if he turns everyone into Amiibo against their will again.
• Slick Frame turning himself and the others into crude drawings.
• This exchange:
  Bowser: Did you ever learn about the differences between first, second and third-degree burns in health class?
  Slick Frame: Uh, yes, but I don't remember the details...
  Bowser: Class is in session! (roars and chases Slick Frame)
  • Slick Frame spends the chase laughing because Bowser's still got his 90s computer voice.
• Mario and Luigi not caring that Bowser's chasing Slick Frame.

Season 1 Marathon with Peach and Daisy

• Mario and Slick Frame's exchange about what to call zombies.
• When Mario guesses that the Season 1 marathon is just an easy way for Slick Frame to make lots of money on YouTube, an excited Slick Frame has dollar-sign eyes while a "Ka-CHING" sound plays in the background.
• Slick Frame's Death Glare when Daisy calls him klutzy.
• Bowser wishing he could cuddle Peach while they watch the compilation.
• When Daisy asks why Bowser sounded different in the first two episodes, Slick Frame claims that Bowser was sick at the time. A confused Bowser denies this, and Slick Frame quickly changes the subject.
• Daisy stating she might want help with raising a lot of star babies, flustering Luigi.
• Luigi's annoyance that Mario will let Peach make Hotel Mario jokes, but not him.
• After Bowser calls Luigi a bed-wetting sissy while sarcastically asking why anyone wouldn't be jealous of him, Mario denies that Luigi wets his bed, then says, "Well, actually..." before catching himself and asking for the next episode to play.
• Slick Frame revealing that Bowser gave him a few second-degree burns on his butt while chasing him at the end of the 7th episode.
• Daisy teasing Bowser about the possibility of fighting a haunted piano, scaring him and the Mario Bros.
• Daisy's mocking imitation of Bowser.
• After Peach says that both the Mario Bros are wonderful as they are, Bowser says, "Excuse me, babe. What about me?", and Peach replies, "What about you?"
• Bowser had fallen asleep during the last few minutes of the Season 1 finale. When he wakes up, he asks if he missed anything important, and the Mario Bros deny it, which is a lie.
• The zombie encounter at the end.