Funny / Apple & Onion

• From the pilot: "He escaped."
  • What leads to Apple and Onion accidentally getting arrested. They enter a bank, and Apple instructs Onion on how to properly hold a bag, saying, "THIS is a hold-up!" Cue the two boys going to jail...
  • Also, there's the hilariously uncomfortable scene in which Apple accidentally embarrasses a party guest by imitating his stutter/popping noises.
  • When Apple and Onion have to hide from the cops, Onion does so by sticking his head into a flower pot upside-down, looking like a real green onion.
  • "Ha ha ha BABIES!!"
• From the opening sequence, there's a scene in which the two characters dance (along with the lyrics "Having lots of fun!") The camera pans out to reveal that they're dancing in a jail cell. A security guard^note whose name is revealed to be "Chicken Nugget" standing nearby angrily shouts at them while banging his nightstick on the jail cell bars.
  • Also from the opening, the terrified expression on Onion's face as the two are skydiving.
• From the first episode, there's the utterly bizarre painting that the street artist did of Apple. Amusingly, (and heartwarmingly,) Apple sincerely thinks that this painting is beautiful.
  • When Onion expresses interest in making new friends in his new country, his father's earnest reply, ("What do you need new friends for? You have US!") is both this and adorable.
  • As Onion is taking the train, he leans over and smiles hopefully at the guy sitting next to him, hoping to make a new friend. Said guy just glares at him.
  • Apple buying over $60 worth of ice cream from an ice cream truck.
• In "The Perfect Team," Apple's new cat has a seemingly irrational hatred of Onion's hair, which he has to keep covered with a hat to avoid angering the cat. At the end of the episode, we find out why this is- the cat lived next door to a barking dog who has the same hairstyle as Onion.
• From "Falafel's Fun Day," Falafel's horrified reaction when he finds out that Apple and Onion had used his credit card.
  • From the same episode, the song/montage in which Falafel is helping Apple and Onion with various problems around their apartment. Apple tries to get help finding his lost shoe, and Falafel matter-of-factly states that he can't help him with that problem.
  • Onion's long, drawn-out speech towards Falafel about how much he appreciates him, his friendship, and his hard work.
• The reoccurring pizza-based Body Horror in the episode "Tips." And from that same episode, Apple and Onion's amusingly inept attempts at gaining tips at the restaurant.
  • During Apple and Onion's "Tips" song, there's a random shot of the camera zooming in and out on Pizza's exhausted face as party lights go off.
• The "Car" short sees the duo singing and dancing to a car alarm. Then Hoagie, the robber who tried to steal the car, joins in and gets promptly (and conveniently) arrested.
• The "Sleep" short, in which the duo settles into bed, then sings a song about going to bed... which goes on all night.
  Both: (singing) Now. We're. Ready for bed. Time. To. Go to sleep!
  (Both fall back on their beds. Not a second later, the alarm goes off. Cut between both of them with very frustrated looks on their faces)
• In the "Goodbye" short, the upbeat "Hello" song (complete with party lights and camera zooms) when the duo finds out they don't actually have to leave the city is this.
• In "Apple's Focus", Apple takes so long explaining how he found out about Onion's secret wish that the tadpole he was keeping in a jar has grown into an adult frog. He later sees the frog crammed inside the jar and blames Onion.
  • Onion's recipe blows away and narrowly avoids getting destroyed several times... only to then get eaten by the frog from earlier.
• Onion spends most of "Lil' Noodle" with a bird nesting on his head. At the end, after the bird has flown away, a seagull takes its place. Onion has no choice but to cry.
  • In the same episode, Apple and Onion buying a dictionary every time they need a word defined, then sending it back for a refund, much to the bookstore owner's annoyance.
  • Apple tries to lure the bird away with a worm, only for the worm to burrow into his head.
    Apple: What was I thinking? Worms are my natural predator.
    • In a bit of Carnivore Confusion, Apple lures away the worm with a nonanthropomorphic apple.
  • Onion gets an Idea Bulb when he thinks of a way to get the bird off his head. The bird pecks at it until it breaks.
• The "Apple and Apple" (aka "Apple and elppA") song of "Not Funny". A version of the opening sequence sung by Apple and his evil alter-ego taking the form of his reflection, as Apple gives in to his bitterness and jealousy over Onion hanging out with Cotton Candy and decides he's better off by himself. What really sells it is that everyone is confused and looking at Apple with a raised eyebrow, clearly wondering if he's gone off the rocker.
  Chicken Nugget: Hey, hey, what?!
• Apple and Onion are first in line to ride the Gyronoid of the Future, but Apple has to go to the bathroom. Onion says yes, "but no dilly-dallying." Cut to them playing around in the restroom, and by the time they return, there's a long line.
  • After all the trouble they go through to ride the Gyronoid, once they do get on they find it too intense.
• To get into the Maritime Yachting Club, Apple and Onion have to pass a series of tests to see if they are worthy. While Onion passes each one with flying colors, Apple fails epically each time.
  • The first test is identifying various sealife. Onion guesses correctly every time, even pointing out one that is now extinct; Apple gets stuck on the first one (a narwal), and all he can come up with is "sea unicorn mermaid."
  • The second test is about surviving in a deserted island. Onion drums his fingers on the sand to simulate rain and trick a worm into surfacing. Apple tries the same, but after a few seconds just plows his mouth into the sand. He does catch a worm, but it then burrows into his head.
  • Finally, Onion has to avoid getting hit by spring-loaded boxing gloves by listening to nautical directions. Apple doesn't understand them and gets knocked off the pier by the first glove.
• In "Heatwave", the news about the heatwave is read by a stick of butter, who is seen melting. By the end of the episode, her face is a puddle on the floor.
  • It's so hot at the diner that when Pizza Slice has to go inside for his shift, he has to put on an oxygen mask to avoid all the smoke from the ovens.
  • In the same episode, Apple and Onion sing to some dogs in front of a daycare center, and their singing plus the howling of the dogs wakes up the children. The caretaker comes out and take the batteries off their boombox, then shushes the pair. And then the dogs. And then the children. And then the batteries rolling away!
  • "Onino!"
• Apple becoming a certified plant doctor in about 10 seconds during "Onionless" to save Onion's precious Bonsai tree. Diploma and everything. And the pesky matter of tuition?
  Apple: I just wrote my name down as Falafel.
  Falafel: WHAT IS PLANT UNIVERSITY!? MY $1,000!
• While looking for Falafel's keys in "Selfish Shellfish", Apple and Onion throw whatever else they find out the window. These include most of Falafel's valuables, including a rare $100,000 watch, and a shoe that they find twice (the second time in the toilet somehow).
• From "Block Party"
  • The Duck, the episode's principal antagonist has set up nest on our heroes’ rooftop porch, and she’s overly protective. Luckily, Apple and Onion have a means to get past the bird to get supplies for their block party. Unfortunately, they must pass the duck again to save their cake from melting and ruining their laptop with the new song they made just for the occasion.
    • The duck ups the ante when the duo return, refusing to be distracted by the bread they throw at her while charging toward them. Onion blocks the duck’s beak by throwing a baguette into her mouth like a spear. But the duck simply beats Onion with said baguette, backing him and Apple into falling off the roof and landing on the fire escape.
    • Apple and Onion's next idea is a funnier fail. They both dress up in yellow duck suits and act like the white duck they are trying to elude. Apple and Onion don't even get inside before they prematurely celebrate. The duck gets suspicious once she notices the bum flap open on Apple's costume (Apple even has a UK produce sticker with barcode resembling half of a pair of briefs)! Apple makes this sobering realization as the duck jumps in his suit and stares at him crossly before pecking him. The duck then jumps back and forth (several times) between the pair's duck suits, attacking them with pecks, wing strikes and foot slaps.
    • Apple and Onion try luring the duck into a wading pool. The plan backfires on Apple particularly as he places a fake duck on Onion’s head to make a joke. Onion then sees the real duck sitting on Apple's head and gets away as the duck inhales and spreads her wings whilst sitting on Apple. He realizes he’s on the receiving end of this gag, saying “Very not boom-ting,” right before the duck literally chomps off a portion of his head! Luckily Apple recovers from the attack by watering himself with a sprinkler.
    • The duck still has it in for Apple when he dresses up like a cloud tied to a drone controlled by Onion to fly over her. Onion moves Apple over the entrance to their home and as Apple celebrates, his cloud disguise is shredded by the drone’s propellers. The duck quacks foul at this deception, overpowers Onion, and takes over the controls. The duck sends Apple on a brief uncomfortable joyflight before flying him over the sea into which he falls, returning to Onion with an octopus, snail, and starfish stuck to his body.
• “Sausage and Sweetie Smash,” an episode of dueling obsessions and chock full of funny gems among them:
  • An ornately decorated sign telling our heroes that the lock is broken on the bathroom door.
  • Apple’s obsession with sausages and the disguises he dons to get more than his fair share of them.
  • “Lucky people... and rat!”
  • The sausage vampire Apple encounters in the sewers.
  • “Would a monster laugh like this?” Apple asks Onion before laughing like a depravedly gluttonous lunatic before stopping to produce a more subdued chuckle.
  • Any of the lines used to describe exactly what monster Apple resembles upon stumbling on a motherlode of sausages. For example: “Now Behold your Gremlinhood!”
• "River of Gold", about Apple and Onion reading a book being guarded by Chicken Nugget in a museum. Said book is about two villagers who are medieval versions of the two main characters.
  • The medieval Apple and Onion's wake up song is sung as a solemn Gregorian chant.
  • Apple and Onion have only three footsacks (what passes for shoes in this setting), and the camera cuts to their feet, with one of Onion's feet caked in mud. They decide to share them like a three-legged race, but the middle sack breaks. Then they try stacking themselves head to head, each wearing one sack and moving by doing cartwheels; a crow takes one of their sacks. Finally, Onion wears the one remaining sack and hops on one foot while carrying Apple; they trip immediately, and the crow takes the sack. It is later seen wearing them.
  • The pair take turns distracting Chicken Nugget.
    • First Apple pretends to be a wealthy donor wearing a disguise on the back of his head, asking to see the most valuable item in the museum. Chicken Nugget is wary at first, but then the fake features slip and make the face look angry, at which Chicken Nugget relents. The most valuable piece happens to be the skeleton of the crow in the story, still wearing the footsacks.
    • Onion's distraction is to pretend to be a statue and mimic a smoke alarm.
• "Appleoni" begins with Burger coming to the Dollar Store to buy a screwdriver, but is distracted by Apple and Onion's new dance and forgets to buy it. In the end, they ask Burger what the screwdriver was for; cut to Hot Dog's bike going out of control because Burger forgot to fix it.
  • Apple hitting the Enhance Button on the surveillance footage of them dancing with his head. Over and over again.
  • After receiving proper credit for the hit dance craze, Apple and Onion claim that fame hasn't changed them at all in an interview. Onion is wearing a wig and scarf, while Apple has on a Roman Centurion helmet.
• “Falafel’s in Jail”
  • After the title character gets escorted from apartment to confinement, our beloved heroes are playing a rather pointless game of role-play, dressing up as ducks and cats and making their respective sounds in a ridiculously simple song. Apple and Onion even use the same duck suits they had in “Block Party.”
  • The cat costumes get good use too after the song when the duo make a couple of puns wearing them.
  • Recalling “Apple’s Formula,” Apple and Onion have utilized the sewers to get in and out of jail via the toilet. Such approach was taken here. They then attempt to flush Falafel down the toilet but succeed only in spinning his head and losing his meaty and leafy fillings, or as Falafel said, “You flushed my falafels!” Now just a wrap, Falafel pines away at the loss of his falafel but Apple and Onion eventually fish out one falafel. Before more can be saved, Chicken Nugget arrives and Apple and Onion flush themselves away. When Chicken Nugget asks why the toilet is being flushed so much, Falafel shakes the bars with despair.
  • When Onion accidentally shocks Falafel with static electricity, Apple gets the idea to use that to retrieve the keys. He blows up a balloon, rubs it on Onion's hair and attracts the keys from across the hall. It works, but the key then flies into Falafel's mouth, and as he coughs it up, it bounces back into the hook.
    • After Apple rubs the balloon on it, Onion's afro takes the form of Apple, and then says "I'm conscious now."
  • For their final attempt to break out Falafel, Apple and Onion try to pull out the window bars with a tractor. They end up pulling away the whole cell.
  • Apple and Onion's disguise after they are wanted by the police is to make themselves into apple and onion chutney.
• Apple and Onion's attempts to protect the instruments in the music store from being stolen in "Music Store Thief".
  • First they lock all the doors so no one can get in or out. Naturally, this means there's a horde of angry customers demanding to get in.
  • Second, they try to make the instruments less desirable. Onion does it by putting up a sign that reads "Awful guitars"; Apple does it by breaking all the instruments.
  • Finally, they use surveillance cameras. Unfortunately, they aim them all at one guitar, the most expensive item in the store. When the cameras zoom out, all the other instruments are revealed to be gone.
• “The Fly”
  • Here we have Apple’s latest modern art project since his toilet paper sculpture in “Baby Boi TP.” A colossal statue of Onion, a smelly festering masterpiece of rubbish and garbage that is the talk of the town for the city’s flies and a sure-fire guarantee for eviction if it and the flies remain on Apple and Onion’s porch.
  • When the pair think they have killed the fly, they make a coffin for it and bury it in a flowerpot. Then the fly appears again and Onion wonders what was in the coffin. Apple opens the coffin and eats what's inside, confirming that it was a raisin. When the fly dies for real and they bury it, Onion wants to make sure it is the fly. Apple eats what's inside the coffin; it was the fly this time.
• "Dragonhead"
  • Apple and Onion use a Tin-Can Telephone to talk to Falafel, even doing beeps and ringtones. Falafel even gets into the act, pretending to be an answering machine.
  • The reason there is no parking in town is because of a convention. A parking convention to discuss how to fix the parking problem.
  • To get the cars back down, Falafel dismantles them so they can be put down piece by piece and reassembled by Apple and Onion. In the end, all the cars are fully assembled... except for a few pieces left over.
    Apple: What are those?
    Falafel: They're not important.
    [Offscreen explosion, a flaming tire rolls into view; Falafel takes off mechanic clothes and puts them on the fire, then runs away]
• In "Pulling Your Weight", when Apple and Onion are pinned under some cars after a failed workout, they call their friends for help, but no one wants to help them because the duo brushed them off earlier. They lastly call Pizza Slice... and he just crushes his phone in his hand without changing his expression after Onion tells him "Hi".
• In "Election Day", Apple and Onion try to beat Mayor Naise at his own game by making a CGI political ad depicting him saying that he hates the city and robbing a bank on a giraffe. The ad is badly made with low polygons, graphical errors, and bad timing. And yet the citizens buy it!
• The "Pignado" on "Champion".
  • The pigs are actually identified by a sign on their pen as "chaos causing pigs".
  • The blue ribbon rosette Apple made for the dog is clearly made out of trash. When Lolly looks at it and says "I know a first prize rosette when I see one", Apple is flattered, not realizing she meant that she didn't believe it was real.
  • The dog keeps gathering everything in a room in a pile and guard it. After it happens with Apple and Onion, he also does it with Lolly (along with almost eating her cat) and all the weights at the gym (without the people using it finding out). When Apple and Onion try to ask Pizza if she wants the dog, the dog has already piled up everything in the pizzeria, including Pizza and Pizza Slice and the very booth Apple and Onion were sitting on.
• "Falafel's Passion" opens on Falafel offering Apple and Onion a dish he just prepared. The two are eagerly holding their eating utensils (Apple for some reason has two spoons) when the dish is unveiled and turns out to be goat hearts in brain sauce, and the utensils droop down. Falafel then straighten out the utensils so they can eat.
  • After Apple, Onion and Falafel's pet chicken Ferekh have eaten it, Falafel asks if they liked it. Ferekh is the first to respond... by running to the bathroom. After Falafel tells them they can leave, Apple and Onion tumble all over themselves trying to get to the bathroom first.
• "Hole in Roof"
  • Apple and Onion once again use a Tin-Can Telephone to call Falafel — only the telephone reaches all the way to Egypt, where Falafel is on vacation.
  • The hole in the title is in the shape of the old Duck/Rabbit picture. While Onion thinks it looks like a rabbit, Apple thinks it's a duck, only seen from behind (the rabbit ears are its legs, rather than the bill as intended).
  • Apple and Onion go to the hardware store to find supplies to fix their roof, but because of the incoming storm, everyone has cleared out the shelves. The only thing left is... a roof fixing kit. Unfortunately, it's taken by Hoagie, who intends to use it as kindling.
  • Looking at the junkyard, Apple and Onion find a steel beam that happens to have a patch of plaster that fits perfectly on the hole. Unfortunately, they have to get past Junkyard Tot — AKA Tater Tot rehearsing for a film role. He takes his Method acting very seriously, although he keeps breaking character to explain himself.
  • Apple, Onion and Tater Tot manage to get the beam in place when the storm hits, and they hold on for dear life. When the storm is over and the beam holds, they cheer... unaware that the entire apartment has blown away around them.
  • Falafel arrives from his vacation with a deep tan feeling refreshed. Then he sees the loft destroyed and his tan fades away, his face sags, and the flowers on his Hawaiian shirt fall off.
• "Ferekh"
  • Rather than open Falafel's door, Apple just runs through it, leaving an apple-shaped hole. Falafel then fixes it by reassembling the pieces like a jigsaw puzzle.
    Apple: Hello, you know what day it is?
    Falafel: The day you break my door?
  • Apple and Onion give Falafel a stay in a hotel that, according to him, looks "worse than ditch." It was the best they could get in their price range, which according to Falafel, is "free and under."
    • At the hotel, Falafel is given the Honeymoon Suite... while the honeymooners are still in it. They eventually kick him out and make him sleep in the parking lot.
  • Onion convinces Chicken Nugget that he and Apple are scientists by doing a cheap magic trick.
  • The scientists have taken Falafel's beloved rooster Ferekh because they think he's the key to curing aging. The solution Apple and Onion come up with?: to find the cure for aging first. But in trying to figure it out, they end up aging themselves from the stress.
  • Eventually, it's discovered that Falafel's molokhia, the icky green soup he feeds to Ferekh, is what makes him not age. Apple and Onion give it to the scientists in exchange for Ferekh. Unfortunately, the molokhia doesn't actually cure aging; it just concentrates all the age into one part of the body. The episode ends with Chicken Nugget, who was turned into a baby by the molokhia, arresting Apple, Onion, and Falafel, and showing him his one grotesque ancient foot.
• Onion gets hypnotized by Cinnamon Swirl into being a macho nature survivalist in "Pat on the Head." Just as he's about to snap his fingers and take him out of his trance, an eagle freed by Onion grabs it away. Apple tells him to just use his other hand to snap Onion back to normal, Cinnamon Swirl says he can only snap with his right hand.
  • Cinnamon Swirl spends the rest of the episode trying to pry the hand back from the eagle. When Apple barges into his home, not only does he scare away the eagle, but a crocodile appears and takes Cinnamon Swirl's "walking leg."
  • Apple tries to shock Onion out of his trance, but everything he tries only gets him tackled by the now "macho nature survivalist." The last attempt is to jump out of the shower with snakes tied to his head. In a POV shot, Onion instantly tames the snakes, who then turn on Apple and attack the camera.
  • Apple's solution is to get himself hypnotized into being Onion so he can cook for Mayor Naise's party for the Queen of England. Unfortunately, "Onion" needs Apple and his recipe rapping routine to prepare the dish, so Mayor Naise just turns on any cooking show on the TV and has Apple follow that. The cooking show turns out to be for preparing inedible dishes to scare people, in this case, a plate of spaghetti shaped like a ghoulish face. Happily, Onion eats it and the dish tastes so bad it shocks him back to normal. Unfortunately, the same doesn't work for Apple, because he thinks he's Onion and that anything he makes tastes good. The solution is to simply steal back Cinnamon Swirl's hand from the eagle and snap him back to normal.
• On "Falafel's Glory", Apple spends all their food budget on a small jar of caviar. And the fancy tuxedos, furnishing and string quartet. (The last two items had to be financed because they ran out of money.)
  • The prize for the pizzeria trivia contest is a giant meatball created by accident because Pizza has both eyes bandaged. She is seen throughout the episode messing up her cooking.
  • Waraq Inab cheats at trivia by having a hacker alter the answers in the World Encyclopedia Website, where Pizza Slice is checking the questions. For the last question (what is the capital of France?), Apple and Onion get around it by calling for a bathroom break, then going to France, change the border so that Paris is now in Belgium and suggest to the French Parliament that they make Bordeaux the new capital. Even though they win, the meatball got eaten during the break.
• "Christmas Spirit":
  • For Christmas, Apple wants a brain hat that inputs information from the internet right into his head. In the Imagine Spot, he has Onion ask it a question to test the hat, but then doesn't tell him the answer, later pointing out that it's because he didn't have the hat for real. Apple then saying "That's why I need the brain hat" every time he does something stupid becomes a Running Gag.
  • The reason A&P can't buy presents is because Apple spent all their money on thousands of little wooden blocks just so he could make snow angels indoors. Onion calls this a perfect example of "dimwittery".
  • The Escalating War between Chicken Nugget and Apple and Onion as they compete to be Mall Santa. Particularly the raccoons disguised as reindeer which neither Chicken Nugget nor Apple can guess they're not real reindeer (despite the former pointing out that they're "raccoon-sized").
  • Chicken Nugget's motivation the whole episode was that he couldn't spend Christmas with his family because he had to guard the Christmas tree on the town square. On Christmas morning, Chicken Nugget receives a call that he doesn't have to go to work, and he and his family cheer. Cut to the tree burned to the ground and Apple and Onion getting arrested for it, saying they saved Christmas.
• Burger gets a job at a fast food place in “Slobbery”.
  Intercom: What are your qualifications for working in a fast food place?
  Burger: I’m a burger.
  Intercom: Okay, you’re in.
• Apple and Onion spend all of “Microwave’s Dance Club” trying to get famous so they can get into the club’s VIP section because the regular dance floor is too crowded. After Falafel saves them from one such attempt, he is named a hero and is let into the VIP section. This gives our heroes the idea of putting themselves in danger so everyone else becomes heroes and get in the VIP section... which is now too crowded, while Apple and Onion have the dance floor all to themselves.
• Apple and Onion’s plan in “All Work and No Play” is to sleep at work so they have all night to play with their new toy racetrack. They put smartphones with videos of their own eyes to cover their closed eyes and set up a Rube Goldberg Device to work the cash register. Unfortunately, this enables Street Dog to clean out the whole store, cash register and all.
  • To pay Patty back, they make money performing a series of tasks that are Literal Metaphors of hard work, like putting toothpaste from a giant tube back into smaller tubes, finding needles in haystacks, putting their noses to a grindstone, and making molehills out of a mountain.
• Apple and Onion get stuck on the bottom of a bridge in "Walking On The Ceiling", all because Apple wanted to walk on the ceiling like a spider.
  • Looking for things to use to call for help in Apple's bag, Onion finds a piece of paper on which he writes "S.O.S." and wants to tie it to one of the bats under the bridge. Unfortunately, Apple thought to shout for help, which scares away the bats, ruining Onion's plan.
  • Onion next tries to tie the note to a fish, but Apple gest a hold of a flare gun, and since they're hanging upside down, he aims it at the bridge ceiling; the flare ricochets down, explodes in the water and kills all the fish.
  • Finally, Apple just makes a paper airplane out of the note and throws it. A fireman finds it, but doesn't understand what "S.O.S." means and tosses it away.
  • Things get dangerous when a ship approaches — the aptly named USS Bridge Ceiling Scraper. To save themselves, Apple and Onion learn how to speak bat so they can relate the following message:
    HELP WE ARE STUCK UNDER THE BRIDGE PLEASE SEND FOOD I WANT SOME KETCHUP IN MINE APPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE NEED RESCUING
  • In the end, after they are rescue, Apple gets a phone call and takes his phone out of his sock. Onion is livid and asks why Apple didn't just call someone for help. Apple explains that Onion was only asking for things from his bag, not his sock. Onion concedes it's a fair point.
• In "Nothing Can Stop Us", Apple and Onion have to get to Hot Dog's house to get his toupee for his audition. Easier said than done.
  • Since walking to Hot Dog's home would take over three hours, they decide to rent a car, but need a valid address. They call Falafel, but he had enough of doing favors for them. When they promise never to ask him for any favors ever again, Falafel gladly steps out of the split screen and into the rental place.
    Falfafel: Where do I sign?
    Apple: How did you even do that?
  • The only car the rental place had is a submarine. To drive it in the city, Apple and Onion saw a hole on the street and send the submarine into the sewers. Unfortunately, Gingerbread Man thinks it's an enemy attacking and fires torpedoes at them.
  • After the sub is blown up, they have to race down the street... straight through a skunk, porcupine and wasp parade.
  • And after all that, when they present the toupee to Hot Dog, it immediately disintegrates into ash. Hot Dog decides to do the audition bald, and gives the performance of his life. He's rejected because the role requires him to have hair.
• "A Matter of Pride"
  • Why are Apple and Onion so "full of pride"? Burger has been giving them food for free, while they only pretend to pay for it. They even get their own VIP booth!
  • The pair try to find jobs that aren't beneath them. They first try being doctors, then lawyers, and finally company CEOs — the last one is actually them pretending while in jail for impersonating being doctors and lawyers.
    • For the last one, the pair are dressed in black turtleneck sweaters and jeans like Steve Jobs.
  • Burger hires the pair to take orders for the drive-thru since the intercom is broken. However, they warn them that since it's "Drive-Thru Thursday" they'll be a lot of customers and they can't take any bathroom breaks. Apple and Onion brag about earning money while keeping their pride; camera pulls back to reveal that they're wearing diapers.
  • After not having anything to eat, they look around the dumpster out back. They fight a cockroach for half an onion ring... and lose.
    • After that, they have nothing to eat but their own pride. That's right, they literally swallow their pride.
• On "Eyesore a Sunset", Apple and Onion spend almost the entire episode stranded up a tree. They had rented out their apartment as a bed and breakfast for a week, and decided to move into the tree because they couldn't afford hotels, but end up stuck there for three years.
  • The ladder Apple bought was one way only (the rungs open if you try to climb down) because it was half-off, which is why they're stranded. Apple throws it away and is eaten by termites... just as Onion was about to suggest turning it upside down.
  • Onion manages to climb down, while Apple plays with a whistle that doesn't make any sound. It turns out to be a dog whistle that attracts a large dog that scare Onion up the tree again, knocking down all the knots Onion used as steps so they can't try it again.
  • Apple manages to make a hand glider to glide down. Once down, they can't hear each other, so Apple climbs back up without the glider just to talk to Onion, leaving them stuck again.
  • Out of desperation, Apple jumps out, hits the ground and dies. Then a tree grows on the spot and grows another Apple, who acts like nothing happened. They're about to climb down the second tree when the termites eat it.
  • The whole thing started because Onion didn't want to look at the poster Apple placed over his bed, and needed money to build a partition between their two beds. Onion calls it an eyesore... because it's literally a picture of an eye sore.
    • Then Apple realizes that his contact lenses (also one-way) were on upside down. So he turns the poster over, and it becomes a clearly different picture of a sunset.
• On "Sneakerheads", Apple and Onion need to make out a will so Mayor Naise doesn't inherit their fancy new sneakers when they die. They need their passports for this, and most of the plot involves getting them from the very secure hiding place Apple placed them — a safe in the middle of the Amazon jungle.
  • Apple tries bringing the safe to them by telekinesis. To Onion's surprise, it actually works as the safe floats up from where it was and flies towards them. It's about to reach them when Apple suddenly realizes he doesn't have telekinetic powers, upon which the safe floats away and lands right back where it was.
  • In Onion's Imagine Spot showing the various dangerous animals of the Amazon, among them is a moray eel and a T. rex.
  • After making the treacherous trip through the jungle to the safe, Apple reveals that there was a safer path, one that even leads straight to the airport. When Onion asks why they didn't take it in the first place, Apple points out that it was full of quicksand. Indeed, they start sinking, but fortunately, it's not too deep and they get out easily.
  • Once back on the plane, Onion examines the passports and realizes that they're fake passports drawn by Apple with crayon. Apple explains that those were dummy passports to fool thieves, and that he left the real passports with Falafel. Meaning they didn't have to go through all that in the first place.
• "Falafel's Car Keys": Apple and Onion borrow Falafel's car, but Apple drops the keys down a sewer grate, just as Chicken Nugget arrives to warn them that the car is on a no-parking zone. They try to fish the keys out, but Chicken Nugget reveals that there's a "No Fishing" sign next to the "No Parking" sign. As well as a "Don't Not Dump Hydrochloric Acid Down The Sewer" sign; Chicken Nugget then pours acid down the grate, destroying the keys.