Fanfic / Trump Card

Trump Card is a Worm fanfiction by ack1308. Taylor becomes a Power Copying Trump and, after learning Sophia is Shadow Stalker, ends up calling herself Hax and joining forces with Uber and Leet to become team "Pwnage".

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

Completed as of August 19th, 2019 at 37 chapters. Also available at SpaceBattles.com (here) and Sufficient Velocity.com (here).

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Tropes:

• All There in the Manual: Part of Taylor's powers means that she gets a stream of information from the shard of the cape her "lightspot" focuses on, allowing her to almost immediately understand the power's workings even better than the cape it belongs to does. For Cauldron capes it's different, with Taylor actually comparing it in-universe to a manual.
  • This is referenced again when she meets Eidolon and reveals that his power actually has the equivalent of a manual, which he's never found and used.
• All Your Powers Combined: Taylor can only use one power at a time, but she can swap back and forth quickly, allowing her to use a variety of different powers within one confrontation. Furthermore, since she's working with L33t, who can build anything, and Uber, who can learn anything, she essentially has at-will access to both powers, allowing her to incorporate both into her Tinker creations.
• Ambiguous Gender Identity: This gets played up regarding Hax by Pwnage in-universe to confuse her real identity.
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Leet is upset at Coil for kidnapping his teammate and making him eat dinner on the run.
• As Lethal as It Needs to Be: Invoked, Taylor's stun rifle works by scanning the target and calculating the needed force to harmlessly stop them. It could even briefly stun an Endbringer before shorting out, with enough additional power supplied.
• Awesome, but Impractical: Taylor's stun rifle can stun an Endbringer, except that a) it would only be for about a second or two, b) the amount of power it'd use would mean that it would need to be hooked directly up to a nuclear reactor, and c) It will then explode. The gun, not the Endbringer.
• Batman Gambit: Pwnage gets their double of the PRT agent into the Vault by sending an email about a rumor that the Endbringer flesh is vanishing and having her check it out.
• Behemoth Battle: Pwnage's "Plan D" for robbing the Ruby Dreams casino is that Lung arrives and Taylor uses his power to fight him while everyone else gets away. She and Lung both grow large enough to shatter buildings, and both struggle to do lasting harm to each other, but her Tinkertech and her superior grasp of what his power can do let her gain the upper hand until everyone is clear. And the video footage is extremely popular.
• Body Double: Taylor creates one she calls Alibi that she can covertly control remotely, allowing her to operate despite the PRT knowing what she can do. Coil and Lung both kidnap Alibi thinking it's her, allowing her to rescue "herself".
  • Pwnage later temporarily repurposes her to look like a PRT agent and take subconscious cues from her so they can gain access to the Vault where they keep Endbringer flesh.
• Brain Bleach: One PHO poster refers to Taylor and Lung's Behemoth Battle as "a dragon mating ritual", and another poster promptly decries that as "an image I can't unsee."
• Bribe Backfire: Coil announces to the soldiers holding him that he's prepared to offer a million dollars to any one of them who turns on the others and frees him. Their commanding officer retorts that he's prepared to tase Coil if he tries saying anything like that again. When Coil splits time again and tries it with ten million, he does get tased immediately.
• Bring My Brown Pants: Sophia's bladder escapes her control twice when she's confronted and nearly killed by Alexandria. But she has bigger concerns.
• Bullying a Dragon: L33t can't understand why Emma and her cronies keep trying to bully Taylor despite knowing she's a cape, and decides that they must be insane.
• Can't Kill You, Still Need You:
  • Alexandria is quite accustomed to prioritising Endbringer battles over almost everything else, so even though she's basically certain that Taylor has become a villain, she doesn't bother trying to arrest her. She just advises her to keep any criminal activity low-key.
    Alexandria: We'd like to have the option to ask you to join us at some point, if we need a large menace put down. And it would be much easier to do that if you haven't hurt a lot of people in the meantime.
  • She later breaks off pursuit of Pwnage when she realises that Taylor has built a weapon that has the Simurgh worried.
• Chekhov's Gun: Taylor's stun rifle proves fundamental when the Simurgh comes to kill Taylor, as it gives Pwnage just enough time to pummel the Endbringer with the anti-Endbringer rifle.
• Clip Its Wings: When Lung escalates far enough, he grows draconic wings. Taylor examines his power and takes a different option, giving herself a tail covered in spines, which she uses to grapple and shred his wings.
• Cutting the Knot: Taylor won't associate with the PRT so long as they are sheltering Shadow Stalker, but PRT regs don't allow the PRT to involuntarily dismiss a Ward, and Sophia refuses to resign because she'd be sent straight to prison the moment she does. Alexandria solves the problem by telling Sophia that if she doesn't resign, the Triumvirate will summarily execute her and Make It Look Like an Accident.
• Damsel in Distress: Taylor gets "kidnapped" three times over the course of the story. Sort of. Two of the times were to her robot Body Double, while the third got the real one. It's not a good sign, though, when Uber and L33t's first reaction on hearing that Taylor got kidnapped, is to cry out "AGAIN?"
• Deflector Shields: The Manton field generator has a second setting that creates one specifically designed to counteract containment foam.
• Didn't See That Coming: When Taylor begins to manhandle Eidolon after discovering the truth behind the Endbringers, Alexandria tries to stop her - only to find herself face to the ground.
• Do Well, But Not Perfect: When Alibi takes a math test, Taylor chooses to have her score 84%. It would be simple for her to get 100%, but it would draw attention, and that's unnecessary.
• Everyone Has Standards: When Kaiser decides to kidnap Taylor just for the purpose of using her as bait for Hax, Purity leaves, unwilling to take part in the kidnapping of a fifteen-year-old girl, no matter how much Kaiser swears she won't be harmed.
• Exact Words:
  • Danny finds out that Taylor is making her own plans for what to do with her power, when they both know all the legal avenues are rigged against them, and he pleads, "Just tell me that it's not illegal." She does — and both of them know she's lying.
    But he hadn't asked me if it was illegal; he had ordered me to tell him that it wasn't. Which I had.
  • When Danny tells Taylor that he wouldn't be able to accept stolen money, she laughs and tells him that she's not stealing money, complete with emphasis. Stealing equipment and tools to make lots of money, that's a different matter.
• Experience Booster: Judicious use of Uber's power helps Taylor to train various skills permanently, not keeping the power full time, but tapping it periodically to ensure she's practising correctly.
• Facepalm: Alexandria reads the PHO thread discussing Hax's debut with Uber and L33t, then sits back and puts her head in both hands. For extra points, said thread included Glory Girl responding to a suggested name for the new team, with nothing but ">facepalm<".
• Fire-Forged Friends: When Coil offers several million dollars to Uber and Leet if they sell Hax out to him, they fake considering the offer before telling him to go to hell and kicking him hard enough to break several ribs, because Hax is their friend.
• From Bad to Worse: The Empire kidnaps Taylor (not Alibi for once) in an effort to draw Hax out... then the Simurgh gets spooked by Taylor's anti-Endbringer weapon and descends towards the Bay.
• Gilligan Cut: Hookwolf confidently asserts that Taylor has no idea at all she's being followed. Cut to Taylor contemplating the seven people she knows are watching her.
• Groin Attack:
  • Even with redundant adaptive biology, Aegis is still temporarily incapacitated and reduced to moaning by a knee to the groin.
  • Blockade sneers at Taylor's attempts to tase him, but when she follows up with a kick to the groin, empowered by her copied Brute rating and her Powered Armor, he doubles over screaming.
• High-Altitude Interrogation: Alexandria holds Shadow Stalker off the roof of the PRT building and tells her that since Taylor will not trust the PRT so long as Sophia's affiliated with them, and her powers are infinitely more useful than Shadow Stalker's, Sophia has the choice of making a complete confession of her crimes and resigning from the Wards to go to prison, or "accidentally" falling off the roof while "trying to escape".
• Hoist by His Own Petard:
  • Taylor's Power Copying allows her to do this to every cape she encounters.
    • Alexandria ends up quite interested when facing off someone that can actually equal her in her own strengths.
    • When Aegis and Vista interrupt Pwnage's first robbery, Taylor ends up using Vista's power to surprise her and knock her out, while Aegis gets struck down thanks to her knowing how to do so through studying his power.
    • One of Coil's favorite things to do is to use his "double timeline" power to torture or troll other people without suffering the consequences of his actions. When Taylor comes to rescue her Body Double, she copies Coil's power and makes a split timeline only to explain to him who she is, what she can do — and inform him she was only doing it to see his face before she dropped the timeline.
    • When she fights Lung at the Ruby Dreams casino, she copies his power and transforms into a dragon as well, pummeling him and making him look like a chump.
    • Kaiser kidnaps Taylor while attempting to bring in Hax, but she manages to copy Victor's power and immediately begins to steal the skills of all the Empire capes in the room, pretty much turning them inoffensive while she gets rescued. For bonus karma points, Victor himself is her biggest victim.
  • A quite literal example takes out most of the ABB. Lung kidnaps Alibi and wires her with Semtex to hinder any rescue attempts, but the Undersiders manage to clear him out of the room and knock out the gang members present for long enough to cut Alibi free. Lisa then hides the Semtex under a chair. When the gang members come to and realise "Taylor" is missing, they press the remote trigger, thinking that they can at least blow the girl up, wherever she's gone. The blast takes out enough of the structure that the whole building collapses, killing most of the ABB's membership.
• How Do I Shot Web?: Taylor completely avoids this with her powers. In fact, she has the inversion of this- she can figure out how people's powers work better than they can. One omake had Miss Militia's power gushing over how Taylor figured out how to do dual-wielding with different weapons (a taser and a pistol).
• I Know You Know I Know: Tattletale and Hax can read each other, and read each other's reactions to reading each other, to the point where within seconds of Hax sharing her power, they can hold detailed private conversations with just a few tiny gestures. (But only Hax can switch powers to quickly get rid of the Thinker headache afterwards.)
  Tattletale grinned, and I wondered if she had been following my thought processes. She hadn't been, I realised, as soon as the thought crossed my mind, but she had a good idea of the direction in which they had been going.
• Identical Twin ID Tag: About the only way to tell the difference between Taylor and her body-double robot Alibi is to check for the control strip Taylor uses to direct Alibi. If you can find it, you're probably talking to Taylor.
• Instant Convertible: When Pwnage first tests their new pocket dimension, the opening isn't quite large enough for their van, but they can't afford to wait, so they just drive in anyway, leaving the van roof behind.
  Just before we hit the hole, I braced myself. But to my surprise, there wasn't even a jerk as the edge of the hole in spacetime impacted the front of the roof of the vehicle. As it was, the entire roof was sliced off of the van; as far as I could tell, the edge of the portal was cutting it like a monomolecular blade.
• Instant Expert: With the way her Power Copying ability senses powers, Taylor can quickly understand how a power works and what its limits are, to the point that she can do better with a power than the cape whose power it actually is.
• Internal Reveal: With some borrowed Thinker power, Taylor is able to work out that Emma and Sophia shared some kind of traumatic experience while Taylor was away at summer camp, and that's what led Emma to discard Taylor's friendship.
• Knows a Guy Who Knows a Guy: It's rumoured that people have gone into Grue's darkness and never come out again; L33t "heard it from someone who said they talked to someone who saw it happen." Uber and Taylor are skeptical.
• Laugh Themselves Sick:
  • Leet's impression of Coil trying to call the police leaves both Uber and Taylor literally on the floor laughing, and rolling around in Taylor's case.
  • Taylor and Uber are out running, and Uber suggests that it would be good to persuade L33t to join in, to which Taylor replies, "I'm sorry. I can copy any powerset, and I'm in a team with one guy who can let me learn any skill, and another who can let me build anything. But I can't work miracles." Uber laughs so hard he falls off the fence he's climbed.
  • After hearing about the takedown of Coil, Danny is collapsed in a chair, tears streaming down his face, while struggling to laugh and breathe at the same time.
• Le Parkour: Possibly Taylor's favourite part of copying Uber's power is being able to parkour around her neighbourhood, running rooftops and vaulting fences without slowing down. She makes sure to practise it regularly so that the skill persists even when she isn't actively tapping the power, because she loves it.
  Taylor: And by the way, in case I didn't say it before, parkour rocks.
  Uber: I know, right?
• Locking MacGyver in the Store Cupboard:
  • When Aegis and Vista come across a portal frame that has been used to break into an electronics warehouse as part of an ongoing burglary, Vista suggests taking the frame off, trapping the thieves until reinforcements can arrive. Then she realises that that would mean locking a presumable Tinker inside a warehouse full of high-end electronics, which would probably end with the Tinker building a giant robot to smash the wall down.
  • When the Empire sets a trap for Hax, they know she has displayed several powers, but they don't realise that she's actually a Trump — so they bring along almost their whole line-up of capes to fight her.
    Victor had said there'd be capes here to give a warm welcome to Hax when she showed up to rescue me, so I'd figured I'd have a few powers to play with. He hadn't said anything about a buffet.
• Loophole Abuse:
  • Taylor's Power Copying allows her to make duplicates of Leet's tech, and while she cannot make copies of things she makes with it, ceasing to copy the power then copying it again allows her to make a new version of something that she built that no longer exists. As a result, she rigs all her gear with remote self-destruct systems, allowing her to rebuild anything she loses.
    Taylor: We've got a fairly narrow window here, so we need to combine our capabilities. At the same time, I don't want to make you use up your capabilities unnecessarily. So I'll be getting you to make the parts, while I assemble them.
  • She later figures out that she can allow Leet to rebuild defunct devices by disassembling them herself then resetting her power, tricking the power into believing that Leet had never made the device before.
  • She can also swap powers to avoid dealing with Thinker headaches (or a Tinker fugue), and use something similar to keep skills she's gained by way of Uber.
• Make It Look Like an Accident: Sophia is told this will happen to her if she doesn't come clean about her crimes. By Alexandria. And she isn't bluffing.
• Mathematician's Answer: Alexandria asks Contessa if watching Pwnage capture Coil was for the sake of saving the world or for the sake of having fun. Contessa says "Yes".
• Meaningful Name: Taylor chooses "Hax" as a codename because that's basically her power.
• Mundane Utility:
  • Taylor uses Uber's power to become a Supreme Chef and an expert videogame player.
  • Contessa uses Doormaker's powers to access the microwave she is making popcorn with without having to move from her chair.
• No Kill like Overkill; Hax's planned anti-Endbringer device.
• No-Nonsense Nemesis: When the Simurgh realizes that Taylor has a means of legitimately hurting her, the Simurgh immediately descends on the Bay and tries to kill her, pulling out all the stops and hunting her down with a singular focus. So much focus, in fact, that she's out-maneuvered as a result.
• Not Cheating Unless You Get Caught: In Kaiser's mind, the Unwritten/Unspoken Rules only matter to those who can't get away with attacking someone via their secret identity. Luckily for Pwnage, his PRT mole can't access Hax's info, and there's a watch on Uber and Leet's, so he'll leave a trail if he tries to get it.
• No-Sell:
  • The Manton field generator means that Taylor can basically do this to any Manton limited power.
  • Vicky can do this to Taylor's stun rifle, because of how her force field works... Initially, anyway (it could pop the field, but it couldn't fire again fast enough to take advantage of that and put her down). Taylor later modifies it so that this weakness is covered.
  • Regent is quite annoyed when his power doesn't seem to work on Hax even though he can feel her nerves firing. In reality, she had simply locked her armour servos, so her arms couldn't move.
• Obstructive Bureaucrat: The process for dismissing a Ward who doesn't wish to resign, even when there is hard evidence of gross criminal misconduct on behalf of the Ward, is so complicated that it might as well be impossible. Taylor interprets the fact that Piggot can't do anything about Shadow Stalker because of the complex regulations as a sign that she won't, and refuses to have anything to do with the Wards.
• An Offer You Can't Refuse: Alexandria gets quite upset by how the PRT's mistakes and aggression have pushed Taylor away, and deals with Shadow Stalker her own way, sending away the witnesses and then seizing Sophia by the throat to give her two options. Option 1, Sophia goes to Director Piggot and confesses everything. Option 2, Sophia gets dropped from a great height in Tinkertech handcuffs that prevent her from using her power. Either way, she will no longer be a sticking point for recruiting or at least reaching out to Taylor.
  Alexandria: You have two choices. You must choose one, and mean it, or I will choose the other.
• On Second Thought: Regent definitely doesn't want to be part of provoking Lung by robbing the Ruby Dreams casino; then he hears how large the take is likely to be, and he's in.
• Organic Technology: After the first fight against Lung, Taylor's Power Armor and all the other tech devices in her body become more organic-like, making it a lot harder to replace its contents.
• The Paralyzer: Taylor builds a souped-up Tinker ray gun variation of stun gun. With the right configuration, it can even stun an Endbringer.
• Pass the Popcorn:
  • Contessa uses her power plus Doormaker's to get properly set up for watching Coil interrogate Alibi, then get taken down by Pwnage posing as Armsmaster and two PRT officers.
    Alexandria: You hacked into Coil's security feeds. I'm surprised he has outside lines.
    Contessa: He'd be surprised, too. Door to microwave.
    Just as the small opening appeared in the air next to her, Alexandria heard the microwave oven make its ding sound. Contessa reached through; her hand reappeared with a bag of popcorn. She tore it open, the mouthwatering odour filling the room in seconds, and offered Rebecca the bag. "Want some?"
  • The Wards do this while watching the video of Hax vs. Lung.
• Percussive Therapy: Taylor really does feel better after channelling her anger and frustration and indignation into out-escalating Lung and giving him a thrashing.
• Pity the Kidnapper: So far, Coil, Lung and the ABB, and now the Empire have kidnapped Taylor (though it was Alibi the first two times), either because they think she's Hax, or because they're trying to lure her out. The first two ended up regretting it, and the third, even before the Endbringer sirens started to signal the Simurgh descending, was at a loss simply from Taylor going to town with Victor's powers and stealing skills.
• Plausible Deniability: It quickly becomes clear to Danny that Taylor is using her powers for villainy, but so long as she doesn't directly admit it to him, he has less legal liability.
  Taylor: If I don't tell you, you don't know, and you're not an accessory.
• Pocket Dimension: Pwnage's new base is set up in one they bought from Toybox.
• Polyamory: In the Epilogue, Taylor (sixteen years later) is implied to be in a relationship with both Uber and L33t.
• Poor Communication Kills:
  • Thanks to Taylor's cynicism at the PRT, when Piggot tries to pass the buck by saying that she can't get Shadow Stalker fired (she actually can't, unless she wants to get the Youth Guard involved in her business, which even Chief Director Costa-Brown says is understandable), Taylor sees it as another example of authority being used against her and is turned to a life of crime as an end result.
  • When Taylor called New Wave to get a second opinion on heroic power usage, Mark (who was off his meds at the time) answered the phone. He botched the conversation badly and couldn't even remember it later, leaving Taylor pointed straight into Uber and L33t's waiting arms.
  • As it turns out, Eidolon's shard has a manual of sorts that Eidolon's never even noticed or read. After Taylor turns her ability to him, she realizes in seconds that he set the Endbringers loose (and stops them), how to control what powers she uses, and even how he can recharge.
• Possession Implies Mastery: Explicitly part of Taylor's powerset: whenever she copies a power, the Shard immediately explains exactly what that power does and all the tricks she can do with it.
• Power Armor: Taylor creates some via Tinkering, loading it with a cloak to allow it to achieve various looks for Pwnage's video game themed crimes, a teleporter, and a device she invents called a "Manton Field Generator", which can either make her resistant to containment foam or make powers she copies treat the suit as part of her and allow her to basically ignore any Manton-limited power. This means that it grows and heals with her when she's copying Lung's powers and fighting him.
• Power Copying: Taylor can copy the abilities of any cape within her range, but she can only use one at a time.
• The Power of Hate: Taylor uses her anger from the Trio's bullying campaign to fuel Lung's powers when fighting him.
• Pressure Point: Taylor takes down Aegis by hitting nerves — hard enough to permanently cripple or kill a regular person, but for him, it's just enough to temporarily incapacitate him while his biology adapts. The PRT are unsure whether or not to call it a murder attempt.
• Readings Are Off the Scale: Leet predicts that when the video of Hax fighting Lung goes online, "they're gonna have to invent new ways to count the hits."
• Read the Freaking Manual: Taylor is furious at Eidolon for not doing this, as the man had never realized that his power even had a manual.
• Revealing Cover-Up: Alexandria realizes that the timing of the Simurgh descent (almost immediately after the Endbringer material theft) on the Bay is no coincidence, and that Taylor's got her worried.
• Ridiculously Human Robots: When Taylor creates Alibi, she presents her to Uber and L33t. Alibi is so human-like that the duo actually thought she was the real Taylor.
• Self-Destruct Mechanism: Taylor builds this into all her Tinker-Tech so she can take advantage of how her Power Copying allows her to rebuild things if the original doesn't exist anymore.
• Shoot the Messenger: When Lung sees the video of Hax overpowering him and planting his face in the ground, the computer doesn't survive.
• Shout-Out: When Alexandria finds Alibi when the Simurgh comes for her and tries to take her to safety, Alibi thinks "You idiot, you've just captured the stunt double."
• Skewed Priorities: Intentionally Played for Laughs by L33t to defuse tension when they heard that Alibi has been kidnapped; he complains that that will sink their planned four-player game nights.
• Superpower Lottery: Taylor got a very powerful Trump ability, which means the Protectorate is very interested in her, to the point that Alexandria has the PRT back off, saying that unless they have concrete proof she wants them to stay away so she'll help in the next Endbringer fight, citing what they could do with another of her, Legend, or Eidolon.
• Takes One to Kill One: Taylor's anti-Endbringer weapon requires material from the Endbringer in question to work.
• Taking You with Me: Alibi has an implanted bomb so she can be thoroughly destroyed if she's captured. When Coil abducts her and tries to destructively test her power in one timeline, Taylor triggers the bomb and kills him while his back is turned, so he doesn't know exactly what happened.
• A Taste of Their Own Medicine: When Victor comes within Taylor's range, she quickly turns his Power Parasite ability back on him, starting with sucking out his sense of caution, so he won't catch her out, and proceeding with all the other useful skills he's ever stolen. She considers it especially and deliciously ironic that since he doesn't have the actual memories associated with those artificially gained skills, he won't be able to naturally recover them, the way an honestly learned skill would gradually return.
• Teleport Interdiction: Oni Lee routinely blows up his residual selves after teleporting. When his power is blocked by L33t's rebuilt teleport jammer, he quickly gets himself killed permanently without ever realising what happened.
• Teleportation: The Simurgh reveals that she possesses this ability in its attempt to kill Taylor, who is hiding in a pocket dimension at the time. She can't leave because every time a portal opens, the Simurgh teleports to it and tries to get in to kill her.
• Troll: After Lung is captured, Pwnage keeps sending him notes to rile him enough to get him to foam himself.
• Unskilled, but Strong: Taylor figures out that Lung is used to going with his power's flow with his upgrades, automatically getting them in stages of size and power. But when Taylor starts selectively choosing the upgrades she needs once she gets enough "points", so to speak, like a thagomizer...
• Unsportsmanlike Gloating: Pwnage leaves a note in Lung's cell, listing the dollar value of the components they used to defeat him, but with his expression described as "PRICELESS". Lung proceeds to incinerate the note in fury, and get himself containment-foamed.
• When All You Have Is a Hammer…: Lampshaded by Taylor regarding Cauldron's plan against Scion.
• Wrong Genre Savvy: Taylor initially got a sort-of blank check to do crime as long as she's not caught because of how useful her power is... but Alexandria puts her foot down because "Stealing money from armored cars," is less problematic than "Breaking into a secure vault and stealing Endbringer material."
• Xanatos Gambit: Kaiser/Max sends Hookwolf, who is angry about Pwnage in the wake of the ABB's destruction and Lung's capture, as well as some anti-Nazi comments they made, out on the streets to look for info that way. If he finds something, great, but if he doesn't, then at least he's not doing something stupid.
• You Have Failed Me: The guards at the Ruby Dreams casino are called in after the robbery, to have a very bad time of things. Some don't survive.
• You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: Uber is dumbfounded by Taylor's suggestion for escaping from the heroes' encirclement. But she talks him around anyway, since they have limited time.
• You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Alexandria makes it clear that she's willing to kill Sophia for the simple reason that Sophia is less important than Taylor's goodwill.
  Alexandria: She is worth ten, a hundred, a thousand of you. Currently, she doesn't like the Protectorate. That is largely your fault. I'm willing to do quite a lot to redress that balance. Your death? Won't be even a footnote.
• Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: Taylor generally enjoys seeing how impressed people are by the stunts she pulls off, but she drops her forehead into the desk when someone praises her for putting Lung "the slant" in his place.
  Seriously, do all the idiots come out to play when this sort of thing happens?

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