A to D (Ass Shove, Bait-and-Switch, Deadly Gas, Distracted by the Sexy, Drugs Are Bad) | E to K (Fan Disservice, High-Voltage Death, Hoist by His Own Petard, Karma Houdini) | L to S (Stuff Blowing Up) | T to Z (Tap on the Head, Too Dumb to Live)
Being a show from Spike TV, attractive scantily-clad girls are expected to appear in it. However, the show's premise means there are chances that the pretty girl appearing in these episodes will die in some gruesome way, subverting the titillating aspect. Therefore, 1000 Ways to Die has a Fan Disservice page all to itself.
- "Tanked Girl": A sexy scuba diver who escaped death from the bends — and ends up dead in her decompression chamber after a maintenance man accidentally turned off the pressure gauge.
- "Pebble Bitched": A woman named Lula Mae used her looks to make two brothers named Bo and Austin at a barbecue party to fight over her and settle it with a truck pull in which the winner gets to take her home by himself. However, both cars' tires kicked up gravel at her until a huge rock flew and hit her in the temple with such force she died within minutes.
- "Bush Defeated": A woman with a notoriously thick bush of pubic hair shaves it away because her latest lover was disgusted with it. After she finished it off with Brazilian wax strips and finally got some with the man, she ended up with an open, festering wound that developed into necrotizing fasciitis; two weeks later, she became sickly and the wound spread to her lower body before she died of multi-organ failure.
- "D-Parted": A sexy divorcee who went out to flirt with the construction workers only to be sliced in half by a concrete saw handled by a distracted worker.
- "Jelly Belly-ed": An immature girl on vacation in Australia got stung in the throat by a miniature jellyfish and lay there sputtering and dying painfully on the beach with no one to help her because they think it was her usual act of faking it to get attention.
- "Deadliest Munch": A lesbian chokes on her lover's candy thong in the middle of their lovemaking and dies.
- "Lesboned": A bisexual, sex-addicted real estate agent and her female customer accidentally blew up the laundry room (and themselves) while having sex on the dryer.
- "Photo-dead-ick": A body-painted anorexic model dies from impaling her eye and brain on a set light after passing out from not eating, snorting a lot of cocaine, and overheating herself from the latex body paint keeping her from sweating.
- "Leave it to Seizure": A thieving stripper and cage dancer went into an epileptic seizure and swallowed her own tongue during her routine when the bar's owner turned on the strobe lights he installed earlier on.
- "Booty Trapped" A gold-digger was crushed by the bags of money in a vault she kept secret from her rich, old geezer husband during a small earthquake.
- "Titty Titty Bang Bang": A wannabe stripper whose phony boobs (Which were little more than water balloons with dissolved oxygen inside of them) exploded while she was on an airplane due to the decreasing pressure as it gained altitude.
- "Washed and Fried": Five strippers posing as college cheerleaders ended up electrocuting themselves to death on a frayed wire while washing a Dirty Old Man's van.
- In case the pretty girl gets lucky and doesn't die, then someone else in her surroundings will bite it instead. Likely because they were distracted by her looks.
- "Blood Bath & Beyond": A Bathing Beauty whose tub ended up crashing through her flat's floor and crushed the Dirty Old Man Peeping Tom spying on her, blowing off the lid of his skull.
- "Him-paled": The long-legged girl with no panties under her miniskirt who was the target of another peeping tom... who, after being caught, ended up impaled when a constructor worker drops a pipe on him.
- "M-R-Ouch!": A nurse working the night shift when a drug addict tried to do a hold-up, which she distracted via stripping to get closer to the MRI so that she could turn it on and disarm him - and ended up killing him with it when a metal plate on his skull ended up being drawn to the MRI as well.
- "Sex Ray": The nurse who had sex with her doctor in front of their X-ray patient and kept bumping the machine's "on" button, repeatedly blasting the patient on the exam table with dose after dose of radiation.
- "Bibli-killed": A Farmer's Daughter who had sex with two false preachers until her grandmother catches them in the act and chases the men down until they hide in a grain silo. The false preachers die blown up when one of them lights up a candle inside.
- "Dung For": Another farmer's daughter was caught in a similar predicament, only with one dude and her father. The dude hid in the manure truck and was crushed to death when a load was tossed on him.
