Drinking Game / The Office (US)

• Drink every time you hear Michael say "That's What She Said".
  • Take two drinks if someone else says it.
    • Three if Michael gets annoyed.
  • Down the whole drink when everyone except Michael says it in “Beach Games”.
• Drink every time Michael gets a metaphor wrong.
• Drink every time Michael says or does something insensitive.
• Drink every time there's a Ho Yay moment involving Micheal and Ryan.
• Drink every time Michael calls for a conference meeting.
• Drink every time one of Michael's characters appears.
• Drink every time Michael is mean to Toby.
  • Take two drinks every time someone else is mean to Toby.
    • Down the whole drink when Goldenface blows Toby's head off in "Threat Level Midnight".
• Drink every time Jim pranks Dwight.
  • Take two drinks if Pam assists him.
    • Three if he pranks someone else.
• Drink every time Jim smugly looks at the camera.
• Drink every time Dwight mentions bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica (or any other sci-fi franchise) or his family.
• Drink every time Dwight yells "MICHAEL!"
• Drink every time Cousin Mose shows up.
• Drink every time Creed mentions his mysterious and shady past.
• Drink every time you hear "WUPHF".
• Drink every time you hear Andy mention Cornell.
• Drink every time Andy calls Jim "Big Tuna" or himself "The Nard Dog"
• Drink every time Kevin mentions food.
• Drink every time Pam and Jim get affectionate.
• Drink every time Pam or Erin says "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam/Erin" as the receptionist.
  • Take two drinks every time it's another character who says the sentence.
• Drink every time Stanley doesn't care about the situation.
• Drink every time Ryan and Kelly's disfunctional relationship is brought up.
• Drink every time Meredith drinks or acts like a slut.
• Drink every time Angela is a bitch to someone.
  • Take two drinks if it’s Phyllis.
    • Three if it’s during the PPC.
• Drink every time Angela has one of her cats onscreen or mentions them.
• Drink every time Oscar says "Actually..."
• Drink every time Erin mentions the orphanage she grew up in.
• Drink every time you hear anyone say "shut it".
• Drink every time Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration introduces himself like that.
• Drink every time the Scranton Strangler is mentioned.
• Drink every time "urine" is said from "Drug Testing".
• Drink every time you see someone playing Solitaire. (Might be a good idea to make exceptions for Creed and Meredith)
• Drink every time Michael calls the Party Planning Committee to plan a party for him on very short notice.
• Drink every time someone mentions having sex. Michael and Meredith are getting you wasted.
• Drink every time someone says "We lost the account"