Take a shot when any of these happens when watching the abridged series.
- Kirito behaves like a Jerkass. If you're not dead by Episode 11, you'll survive.
- After the ALfheim arc starts, up the difficulty by changing the subject to Suguha. If you do, prepare yourself for an agonizing hangover.
- Someone chides Kirito for behaving arrogantly. Drink twice if it's Klein.
- Someone calls Klein "Ballsdeep69", "ballsy", or "balls". You'll be safe after Episode 8.
- Someone swears. Suddenly, Sugou won't seem so bad after all.
- Someone throws a blatant Shout-Out. If you didn't hate Kayaba before, you'll despise him after this.
- Canon Foreigner Fluffles makes a cameo.
- Asuna shows her Hopeless with Tech nature. You'll be relatively safe after Episode 2.
- The players act Too Dumb to Live. You'll understand the pain Diabel went through after Episode 2.
- If you make it to Episode 11, then maybe you'll be rooting for Kayaba during his "The Reason You Suck" Speech to them.
- Sword Art Online has a design oversight or glitches out. Fucking Bethesda...
- After Episode 12, change the subject to ALfheim Online. Fucking Ubisoft...
- Kirito hears "your fault" from a character. Drink twice if that character is Sachi. Not even her death will save you then.
- If you're William Shakespeare savvy, Partake of yon draught of spirits whenever Godfree quotes The Bard. Luckily, Kuradeel will be there to save you soon.
- Asuna shows her Yandere nature.
- Asuna busts out of her prison in the ALfheim arc. You'll get three shots, which isn't a lot but still an impressive feat for her.
- Yui shows her Troubling Unchildlike Behavior.
