General

For older albums, take a tiny sip every time you hear Matt loudly inhale.
- Take another little sip if it's in the middle of a line.
Take a sip every time the song has arpeggios.
- Another sip if it's done with space synths.
Take a shot if there are strings in the background.
Take a little sip every time the audio brickwalls.
Take a shot every time the title of the song appears in the song itself.
- Touch the drink with the tip of your tongue if you're doing this on Will of the People. No more than that if you value your life.
Every time there's a note longer than than four seconds, start sipping and don't stop until the note is over.
Take a shot every time the music suddenly grows loud or quiet.
Take a shot for every minute the song goes over 4. Careful with The Globalist and Citizen Erased.
Take a shot for every time you find yourself headbanging.
Take a shot for a calm song sandwiched between two intense songs.
For newer albums, take a hot every time Matt uses the robot, "stack", or screaming voice.
Take a shot every time the word "drones" is dropped during a listening of Drones.
Take a shot every time Matt says "heart/soul" or "control".
Drink when there is a key change. For "Take A Bow", please limit this to a sip or you'll be praying for your liver.

Live Performances/Videos

Take a shot every time Matt starts jumping up and down.
- Take a small sip every time he turns around.
- Take a celebratory drink if he destroys his guitar or rids it in some ridiculous way.
  - If you're watching a string of Absolution tour concerts, though, make it just a shot.
- Take a shot when he starts, um, making love to his guitar.
- Take a shot if he performs a trick with his guitar, like tossing it or playing a riff from behind his head.
Take a shot every time Chris starts headbanging.
Take a shot if Matt plays a bonus riff/outtro after a song.
- Take a second shot if it's a Rage Against the Machine riff.
If you're watching a playback, take a shot for every time one of the members obviously isn't playing. Or just a sip for every shot of Matt in the Uprising one.

Take a shot for every full sentence that Matt says that you couldn't understand.
- Take a shot every time you pick up on his speech impediment.
Swig for every bit of romantic subtext between Matt and Dom.
Take a shot everytime Dom says something snarky.
Take a shot whenever Matt forgets or misremembers one of their own songs.
Take a shot if Dom has to come to the rescue after Matt does something.