Drinking Game / Critical Role

You must have either ale or grog to play the Campaign 1 version of the game.

General

• Take a sip...
  • Whenever Laura (or someone else) references her dice jail.
  • Every time Matt says "you watch as".
  • Whenever the cast start “making their way” or remark how “it’s been a while”.
• Take a drink...
  • Whenever Laura puts one of her dice in dice jail.
  • Whenever Liam shouts something at Matt right before the stream starts.
  • Whenever one of the cast members shamelessly plug their sponsors or merch. (2 drinks if it's not Sam or Liam)
  • Every time one of Matt's descriptions makes you flinch or cringe.
  • When Matt describes a saving throw as "shrugging off" the effect.
  • When the players successfully cause Matt to Face Palm.
• Finish your drink...
  • Whenever you hear Matt say "How do you want to do this?"
  • Every time a player character dies. Another if they're successfully resurrected.
  • If the players manage to get Matt to Double Facepalm

Campaign 1

• Take a sip...
  • When one of Percy's guns jam.
  • Every time Keyleth misunderstands the social context of a moment.(2 sips if there's a sexual subtext that she doesn't get.)
  • Every time a member of Vox Machina uses one of their catchphrases:
    • Vax: "Dagger, dagger, dagger!"
    • Tiberius: "I am Tiberius Stormwind from Draconia!"
    • Ashley: "I'm a monstah!"
    • Grog: "I would like to rage."
    • later: "I go into a FRENZIED RAGE!"
  • Every time the Raven Queen or Sarenrae is mentioned (2 sips if it is not Vax, Vex or Pike)
  • Whenever Keyleth attempts to use Gust or Druidcraft
    • Two if Matt doesn't tell her the spell isn't powerful enough for the effect she wants.
  • Whenever someone Forgot About Their Powers such as Vex's Hunter's Mark damage, Grog's rage damage reduction or Scanlan's Handcone of Clarity (of course).

• Take a drink...
  • Every time Pike fails a stealth check.
  • Whenever Matt receives applause from his rendition of an NPC. (2 drinks if the NPC in question is Victor the Blackpowder Merchant.)
  • When someone says "I pull [character] to one side."
  • Every time Scanlan sings a D&D-ified version of a pop song. (2 drinks if the rendition leads to the other party members corpsing or singing along. 3 if they do both.)
  • When someone ends a conversation with "and I walk away." (2 drinks if it's Vax.)
  • When Percy rolls a Natural 20.
  • Every time someone mentions that one time Keyleth killed a kid.
    • every time someone alludes to that one time Keyleth killed a kid.
  • Whenever Liam and Laura behave like real-life siblings.
  • When Percy uses his full name. (2 drinks if immediately followed by another Vox Machina member saying "You can call him Percy.")
  • Any time one of Matt's NPCs uses one of their catchphrases:
    • Victor the Blackpowder Merchant: "Learn from my mistakes!!"
    • Shaun Gilmore: "Vax, darling..." (Usually followed by a long hug)
  • Every time Tary references his book. (2 drinks if it is prefaced with "my name is Taryon Darrington. Perhaps you've heard of me.")
  • As the players eventually end up suggesting themselves, every time they start singing a Hamilton song.
  • When Travis mentions Grog's six intelligence points.
  • When Scanlan flirts with Pike.
  • Whenever someone asks "where (are) you at" after someone else takes a bad hit.
    • Take two if Pike says it.
  • Whenever Tiberius casts Light unexpectedly and it blinds someone.
  • Whenever Vax acts confused when someone breaks the fourth wall by metagaming or mentioning modern things.

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CHATROOM VARIANT

• Take a sip
  • whenever someone hypes subscriptions to Geek and Sundry.
  • a catchphrase appears
  • you see a hashtag, such as "Keep Mary".
• Take a drink
  • whenever someone says that the cast are playing D&D fifth edition.
    • Take two drinks if the comment includes the fact that it is a homebrewed version that includes Path Finder content
  • when someone mentions mechanical information that is relevant to the situation.
  • someone criticizes a member of the cast.
• Take a big gulp if the comments are too fast to read, because one or more of the above definitely happened.

Campaign 2

• Take a sip...
  • Anytime a NEIN is called. (Just a sip, we don't want you to die too quickly...)
  • Anytime an NPC comments on the party only having 6/7 members after learning their name.
  • Anytime Jester casts Thaumaturgy and opens or closes all of the windows.
  • Anytime Nott fails a charisma-based check of any kind.
  • Anytime Molly's Devil Tongue fails.
  • Anytime "You can reply to this message" is uttered.
  • Anytime someone starts a "breakin' the law" style chant.
  • Anytime someone is incredibly awkward in a social situation.
  • Anytime Caduceus finds something "charming" or "nice".
  • Anytime Caduceus/Taliesin says to “add a d4”.
  • Anytime someone's response to a plan is "I'm into it" (2 if it's not Taliesin or Marisha)
  • Anytime someone whispers "Uk'otoaaaaaaa..."
  • Anytime Jester casts ‘’Sending’’
    • Take two whenever she goes well over her word limit.

• Take a drink...
  • Anytime Beau completely misses her primary attack, only to connect on the bonus attack.
    • Take two if she uses a Flurry of Blows in response to the miss.
  • Anytime someone meets Pumat Sol for the first time. Be careful the first time the party gets to Zadash!
  • Anytime Jester pervs on a party member or tries to play matchmaker for one.
  • Anytime Molly's Devil Tongue succeeds.
  • Anytime someone asks who’s on the Tal’Dorei Council.
  • Anytime the Mighty Nein inquires about the title of a book someone else is reading.

• Finish your drink...
  • Anytime a party member gets knocked unconscious.
  • Anytime the party is told to leave the table, aside from one individual.
  • Anytime any party member except Fjord or Caleb rolls a Nat 20 on a Charisma-based skill check.
  • Anytime someone references Tusk Love. (Don't do it in the episode where they buy the book, you'll kill yourself.)

Campaign 3

• Take a sip...
  • Anytime FCG says "Smiley Day to ya!" or any variation thereof
  • Anytime Laudna's Whispers get the creepy echoes
  • Anytime the cast plays "rollies"
  • Whenever Ashton says fuck.
    • Have an ambulance on standby here. You're gonna need it.
  • Whenever Fearne makes a show of rocking whatever vehicle the group is in when going over heights
  • Anytime Fearne implies that she might steal from someone
    • take a second sip if no one at the table tries to stop her
  • Anytime Travis mimes Chetney whittling something
  • Anytime Laudna proclaims Imogen to be "very capable"
  • Whenever Travis roles to see if Chetney dies in his sleep
    • make it two if he gets close enough to the "triple zeros" to mention it.

• Take a drink...
  • Anytime Ashton and Fearne steal from each other.
  • Anytime FCG brings up his old friend Pussy
  • Anytime a real life gift is presented between players at the table