A Drinking Game for the PBS Kids cartoon Arthur. What a wonderful kind of day to get drunk on Juicy Juice!
- Take a sip for every instance of the "What a wonderful kind of day!" verse in the theme song.
- Take a sip for every instance of the vibraphone sound effect that precedes an Imagine Spot.
- If an Imagine Spot is not preceded by that sound effect, take two sips.
- Take a sip every time D.W. seemingly goes unpunished for her bratty behavior.
- Take two sips if she is shown to get punished or scolded (i.e. "D.W., the Picky Eater.")
- Take a full drink if she is undeservedly punished or scolded (i.e. "D.W. Thinks Big.")
- Take two drinks when Arthur punches her in "Arthur's Big Hit."
- Take a sip if Buster mentions aliens. Two sips if another character mentions it first just to stop Buster from doing so.
- Take a sip any time the "Baby Kate cry" Stock Sound Effect plays. Two sips if it's used for a character other than Kate.
- Take a sip if Arthur's "big gasp" Stock Audio Clip is used (Seasons 1-5 only).
- Take a sip if the "banjo buildup" music cue plays leading up to something bad happening, or an argument (i.e. the girls seeing Arthur in the girls' bathroom in "Arthur's Eyes").
- Take a sip for every instance of Magic Realism.
- Take a sip everytime the Fourth Wall is broken outside The Teaser of an episode.
- Take a shot for every time the Funny Animals deny their animality. This also includes anytime the "normal" animals like Pal call them "humans."
- Take two shots for every Furry Reminder.
- Take a sip whenever Never Say "Die" is Averted.
- Take a sip whenever No Hugging, No Kissing is Averted.
- Take a sip every time a new character is introduced. WARNING: Only count plot-relevant characters, not Living Props or Spear Carriers!
- If the character only appears in their debut episode, take two sips.
- Whenever the full name, first name, or last name of a character who already existed is revealed for the first time, take three sips.
- Take a sip everytime a guest star appears.
- Finish your drink when it's Lance Armstrong.
- Take a drink for every Unexpectedly Dark Episode and/or Very Special Episode.
- For the episode "Bleep", take a drink every time a censor beep is heard.