From YourPopFilter: Archer Drinking Game
- Take a shot every time Archer's full name is said, Sterling Malory Archer.
- Take a shot every time Lana’s large hands are referenced
- Take a shot every time Archer calls Malory "Mother"
- Take a shot every time Cyril has sex
- Take a shot every time the threat of ants are mentioned
- Take a shot whenever a character asks "Can't or won't?"
- Take two if the answer is "either."
- Take a shot every time Cheryl alludes to wanting to get strangled
- Take two if she is trying to cover up strangulation marks.
- Take a shot any time Archer speaks highly of his turtleneck
- Take two if he goes on a rampage about it.
- Take a shot every time someone says "do you not?"
- Take a shot every time Pam propositions sex
- Triple bonus if they go through with it!
- Take a shot every time anyone is drinking on the job
- Take two shots every time they're chugging away and make the "hold on a sec" hand sign while doing so.
- Take a shot every time someone says “I had something for this”
- Take two if someone chimes in with a fitting quip.
- Take a shot every time Ray gets crippled. Take two if he receives robotic limbs for it.
- Take a shot every time Archer references someone obscure that no one else has heard of
- Take a shot every time Lana says “yuuuup!” or “nooooooooope!”
- Take a shot if Malory has slept with the person she is talking to on her big screen.
- Take a shot every time Archer shoots one of his coworkers
- Take 2 shots if it's Brett
- Take a shot every time Archer bullies Cyril or frames him for one of his own misdeeds
- Take a shot if a one-off villain of an episode is an eco-terrorist.
- Take a shot every time Archer freaks out as a response to his mother's sex life. Take two if he pukes.
- Take a shot every time Archer abuses Woodhouse
- Take a shot every time budget cutbacks are causing a problem
- Take a shot every time Archer mentions getting an erection from something non-sexual (driving a sports car, the thought of his mother dying, etc.)
- Take a shot every time a new male character is mentioned as Archer's possible father
- Finish your drink if “Danger Zone” - Goose would want you to.
- Any time someone responds to a comment with "He/She said, [insert sarcastic ending here]"
- Take a shot every time Cheryl doesn't understand what is being discussed
- Take two drinks if anyone says "Hostile work environment"
- Take a shot every time Lana's breasts jiggle (if you want to die of alcohol poisoning)
- Take two drinks if Archer references Burt Reynolds or any of his movies
- Take two whenever Woodhouse makes his first appearance of the episode
- Take a shot every time Cyril is being clingy or wimpy
- Take a shot every time Archer says "Phrasing"
- Take a shot every time Pam is shown taking a dump
- Take two whenever Krieger conducts an experiment
- Take a shot every time Archer says "balls" after hearing Benoit's name in "Jeu Monégasque"
- Take a shot every time Bucky says "melewan raja" in "Heart of Archness: Part II"
- Take a shot every time someone gets shot with the tranq gun in "Pocket Listing"
- Take a shot every time Krieger reenacts the ending of Planet of the Apes (1968)
- Take a shot whenever the first line of scene B sounds like a response to the last line of scene A (take small drinks; it's basically every scene)
- Take a shot every time someone is interrupted and follows up with an annoyed, "Ya know..."
- Take a shot every time someone starts saying something, is interrupted, and ends with, "No, you ruined it."
- Take a shot every time someone says "I mean..."
- Take a shot every time someone says "Shut up"
- Take a shot every time Cheryl is referred to by any name *other* than Cheryl
- Take a shot every time Malory crushes her drinking glass in her hand
- Take a shot every time Barry has a conversation with Other Barry
- Take a shot every time Archer does something stupid, dangerous, or dangerously stupid! Archer is the Bane of Healthy Livers.
