Seeing how rife the innuendo in the series was, the film seems to have three a minute!
- Even the film's theme isn't free from them:Up Pompeii!Up Pompeii!I never seem to get it...U~u~u~u~up Pompeii!
- Lurcio discussing the plans for Ludicrus Sextus' latest orgy with Vinus:Lurcio: This time it's to celebrate the Festival of the Prolific Goose. Lay all night.
- Cassandra warns of Pompeii's impending doom:Cassandra: Repent now, I say, or suffer the fate that befell the wicked people of Gomorrah.Lurcio: Quite, quite.Cassandra: And Sodom.Lurcio: I quite agree, dear. The lot of them.
- Lurcio on the topic of Cassandra's love life:Lurcio: Well, did you notice that ring she had on? She had a ring, mmm, well, apparently, that was given to her by the man she loved when she was eighteen, you see, an' he left her, an' she's never had it off since.
- Procuria discussing Sutra's past with Lurcio:Procuria: In the court of Samarkand, she once held a very unique position.Lurcio: On top of the wardrobe, I should think.
- Lurcio arguing with Procuria over the price of slave girls:Procuria: Well, don't blame me. It's the inflation that does it.Lurcio: Oh... I wondered how she got them that size.
- Captain Bilius ordering Lurcio to move his donkey, Betty:Captain Bilius: Here, you there! Slave!Lurcio: 'Oo, me?Captain Bilius: Yes, you. Move your ass.Lurcio: (Beat) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
- After Captain Bilius falls off his horse:Captain Bilius: Oh, I've hurt my coccyx.Lurcio: I thought he bowled his back?
- When Ludicrus Sextus compliments Erotica:Ludicrus Sextus: Dear child, so lovely. So chaste.Lurcio: And so easily caught.
- Prosperus Maximus introduces Captain Bilius to Voluptua:Prosperus Maximus: This is my wife, the Lady Voluptua.Captain Bilius: It's a great pleasure, milady.Voluptua: I know... I've tried it.
- Nausius tries telling Lurcio his news:Nausius: I feel a different person.Lurcio: Well, it's better than sticking to one, isn't it? Teehee.Nausius: Lurcio, I've lost it.Lurcio: Pardon?Nausius: I've lost it.Lurcio: You haven't?!Nausius: Yes, I have. I have lost my heart!Lurcio: Oh.
- When Captain Bilius discusses staying in Prosperus Maximus' palace with Voluptua:Voluptua: You will be staying with us, Captain?Captain Bilius: Certainly, yes, milady. I mean if you have room for me.Voluptua: I'm sure I can fit you in somewhere.
- When Lurcio discusses the slave girls hired for Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:Lurcio: You see, the trouble they're foreign. They've come over here to learn the language. Au pair girls. (Beat) Now there's an "Oh!" pair if I ever saw one.
- When Lurcio asks Scrubba for the wine:Lurcio: Right now, Scrubba. I'm ready for it.Scrubba: Me too.Lurcio: No, dear, for the wine.
- When Ammonia chats with Captain Bilius during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:Ammonia: A drink, perhaps?Captain Bilius: No.Ammonia: Well, there must be something that you'd like?Captain Bilius: Well, perhaps just a quick one.Ammonia: Here? Or upstairs?
- When Rumpus leaves Erotica during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:Erotica: Well, it really is a bit stiff!
- When Captain Bilius is trying to get Lurcio to give him the scroll:Captain Bilius: You know what I want, don't you?Lurcio: Certainly not! I have not the slightest idea.Captain Bilius: Oh, yes you have. It's about that long.Lurcio: Flattery will get you nowhere.
- When Flavia is attending to Voluptua:Voluptua: Put my 'air up, Flavia. It gets in my way when I'm riding.Flavia: Oh, I'm sorry, milady. I didn't know you were going out tonight.Voluptua: Who said anything about going out?
- When Voluptua is seducing Ludicrus Sextus:Ludicrus Sextus: Let me tell you the latest position.Voluptua: I probably know it but carry on.
- When Lurcio tries to calm down the overexcited Christians:Lurcio: Alright, stop doing that. You'll screw yourself into the ground.Christian: Ay, grandad.Lurcio: You can screw yourself too.
- When Ludicrus Sextus comes to terms with the fact he can't let Lurcio die:Ludicrus Sextus: It's no use, Ammonia. I can't do it.Ammonia: Well, that's nothing new.
- When Lurcio gives Biggia a massage:Biggia: That's right. Knead it, knead it!Lurcio: So do I, dear, but I can't always get it.
- When Cassandra asks Lurcio if he can feel the rumbling from Mount Vesuvius:Cassandra: Don't you feel anything?Lurcio: I rarely get the chance, dear, an' I've got no time now.