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Changed line(s) 8 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Lurcio''': This time it's to celebrate the Festival of the Prolific Goose. Lay all night.
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-->'''Cassandra''': Repent now, I say, or suffer the fate that befell the wicked people of Gomorrah.
-->'''Lurcio''': Quite, quite.
-->'''Cassandra''': And ''Sodom''.
-->'''Lurcio''': I quite agree, dear. The lot of them.
-->'''Lurcio''': Quite, quite.
-->'''Cassandra''': And ''Sodom''.
-->'''Lurcio''': I quite agree, dear. The lot of them.
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-->'''Lurcio''': Well, did you notice that ring she had on? She had a ring, mmm, well, apparently, that was given to her by the man she loved when she was eighteen, you see, an' he left her, an' she's never had it off since.
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-->'''Procuria''': In the court of Samarkand, she once held a ''very'' unique position.
-->'''Lurcio''': On top of the wardrobe, I should think.
-->'''Lurcio''': On top of the wardrobe, I should think.
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-->'''Procuria''': Well, don't blame me. It's the ''inflation'' that does it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Oh... I wondered how she got them that size.
-->'''Lurcio''': Oh... I wondered how she got them that size.
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': Here, you there! Slave!
-->'''Lurcio''': 'Oo, me?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Yes, you. Move your ass.
-->'''Lurcio''': ({{Beat}}) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
-->'''Lurcio''': 'Oo, me?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Yes, you. Move your ass.
-->'''Lurcio''': ({{Beat}}) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': Bilius:''' Here, you there! Slave!
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' 'Oo, me?
-->'''CaptainBilius''': Bilius:''' Yes, you. Move your ass.
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' ({{Beat}}) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
-->'''Captain
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, I've hurt my coccyx.
-->'''Lurcio''': I thought he bowled his back?
-->'''Lurcio''': I thought he bowled his back?
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': Bilius:''' Oh, I've hurt my coccyx.
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' I thought he bowled his back?
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-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Dear child, so lovely. So chaste.
-->'''Lurcio''': And so easily caught.
-->'''Lurcio''': And so easily caught.
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-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Sextus:''' Dear child, so lovely. So chaste.
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' And so easily caught.
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-->'''Prosperus Maximus''': This is my wife, the Lady Voluptua.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': It's a great pleasure, milady.
-->'''Voluptua''': I ''know''... I've tried it.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': It's a great pleasure, milady.
-->'''Voluptua''': I ''know''... I've tried it.
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-->'''Prosperus Maximus''': Maximus:''' This is my wife, the Lady Voluptua.
-->'''CaptainBilius''': Bilius:''' It's a great pleasure, milady.
-->'''Voluptua''': -->'''Voluptua:''' I ''know''... I've tried it.
-->'''Captain
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-->'''Nausius''': I feel a different person.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Well'', it's better than sticking to one, isn't it? Teehee.
-->'''Nausius''': Lurcio, I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Pardon?
-->'''Nausius''': I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': You haven't?!
-->'''Nausius''': Yes, I have. I have lost my heart!
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Oh''.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Well'', it's better than sticking to one, isn't it? Teehee.
-->'''Nausius''': Lurcio, I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Pardon?
-->'''Nausius''': I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': You haven't?!
-->'''Nausius''': Yes, I have. I have lost my heart!
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Oh''.
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-->'''Voluptua''': You will be staying with us, Captain?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Certainly, yes, milady. I mean if you have room for me.
-->'''Voluptua''': I'm sure I can fit you in ''somewhere''.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Certainly, yes, milady. I mean if you have room for me.
-->'''Voluptua''': I'm sure I can fit you in ''somewhere''.
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-->'''Captain
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-->'''Lurcio''': You see, the trouble they're foreign. They've come over here to learn the language. Au pair girls. ({{Beat}}) Now there's an "Oh!" pair if I ever saw one.
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-->'''Lurcio''': Right now, Scrubba. I'm ready for it.
-->'''Scrubba''': Me ''too''.
-->'''Lurcio''': No, dear, for the ''wine''.
-->'''Scrubba''': Me ''too''.
-->'''Lurcio''': No, dear, for the ''wine''.
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-->'''Ammonia''': A drink, perhaps?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': No.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, there must be something that you'd like?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Well, perhaps just a quick one.
-->'''Ammonia''': Here? Or upstairs?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': No.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, there must be something that you'd like?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Well, perhaps just a quick one.
-->'''Ammonia''': Here? Or upstairs?
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-->'''Captain
-->'''Captain
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-->'''Erotica''': Well, it really is a bit ''stiff!''
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': You know what I want, don't you?
-->'''Lurcio''': Certainly not! I have not the ''slightest'' idea.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, yes you have. It's about ''that'' long.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Flattery'' will get you ''nowhere''.
-->'''Lurcio''': Certainly not! I have not the ''slightest'' idea.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, yes you have. It's about ''that'' long.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Flattery'' will get you ''nowhere''.
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-->'''Captain Bilius''': Bilius:''' You know what I want, don't you?
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' Certainly not! I have not the ''slightest'' idea.
-->'''CaptainBilius''': Bilius:''' Oh, yes you have. It's about ''that'' long.
-->'''Lurcio''': -->'''Lurcio:''' ''Flattery'' will get you ''nowhere''.
-->'''Captain
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-->'''Voluptua''': Put my 'air up, Flavia. It gets in my way when I'm riding.
-->'''Flavia''': Oh, I'm sorry, milady. I didn't know you were going out tonight.
-->'''Voluptua''': Who said anything about going out?
-->'''Flavia''': Oh, I'm sorry, milady. I didn't know you were going out tonight.
-->'''Voluptua''': Who said anything about going out?
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Changed line(s) 74,75 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Let me tell you the latest position.
-->'''Voluptua''': I probably know it but carry on.
-->'''Voluptua''': I probably know it but carry on.
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-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Sextus:''' Let me tell you the latest position.
-->'''Voluptua''': -->'''Voluptua:''' I probably know it but carry on.
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-->'''Lurcio''': Alright, stop doing that. You'll screw yourself into the ground.
-->'''Christian''': Ay, grandad.
-->'''Lurcio''': You can ''screw'' yourself too.
-->'''Christian''': Ay, grandad.
-->'''Lurcio''': You can ''screw'' yourself too.
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Changed line(s) 81,82 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': It's no use, Ammonia. I can't do it.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, ''that's'' nothing new.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, ''that's'' nothing new.
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-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Sextus:''' It's no use, Ammonia. I can't do it.
-->'''Ammonia''': -->'''Ammonia:''' Well, ''that's'' nothing new.
Changed line(s) 84,85 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Biggia''': That's ''right''. ''Knead'' it, ''knead'' it!
-->'''Lurcio''': So do I, dear, but I can't always get it.
-->'''Lurcio''': So do I, dear, but I can't always get it.
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-->'''Cassandra''': Don't you feel anything?
-->'''Lurcio''': I rarely get the chance, dear, an' I've got no time now.
-->'''Lurcio''': I rarely get the chance, dear, an' I've got no time now.
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Seeing how rife the innuendo in the series was, the film seems to have three a minute!
* Even the film's theme isn't free from them:
-->''Up Pompeii!''
-->''Up Pompeii!''
-->''I never seem to get it...''
-->''U~u~u~u~up Pompeii!''
* Lurcio discussing the plans for Ludicrus Sextus' latest orgy with Vinus:
-->'''Lurcio''': This time it's to celebrate the Festival of the Prolific Goose. Lay all night.
* Cassandra warns of Pompeii's impending doom:
-->'''Cassandra''': Repent now, I say, or suffer the fate that befell the wicked people of Gomorrah.
-->'''Lurcio''': Quite, quite.
-->'''Cassandra''': And ''Sodom''.
-->'''Lurcio''': I quite agree, dear. The lot of them.
* Lurcio on the topic of Cassandra's love life:
-->'''Lurcio''': Well, did you notice that ring she had on? She had a ring, mmm, well, apparently, that was given to her by the man she loved when she was eighteen, you see, an' he left her, an' she's never had it off since.
* Procuria discussing Sutra's past with Lurcio:
-->'''Procuria''': In the court of Samarkand, she once held a ''very'' unique position.
-->'''Lurcio''': On top of the wardrobe, I should think.
* Lurcio arguing with Procuria over the price of slave girls:
-->'''Procuria''': Well, don't blame me. It's the ''inflation'' that does it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Oh... I wondered how she got them that size.
* Captain Bilius ordering Lurcio to move his donkey, Betty:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Here, you there! Slave!
-->'''Lurcio''': 'Oo, me?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Yes, you. Move your ass.
-->'''Lurcio''': ({{Beat}}) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
* After Captain Bilius falls off his horse:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, I've hurt my coccyx.
-->'''Lurcio''': I thought he bowled his back?
* When Ludicrus Sextus compliments Erotica:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Dear child, so lovely. So chaste.
-->'''Lurcio''': And so easily caught.
* Prosperus Maximus introduces Captain Bilius to Voluptua:
-->'''Prosperus Maximus''': This is my wife, the Lady Voluptua.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': It's a great pleasure, milady.
-->'''Voluptua''': I ''know''... I've tried it.
* Nausius tries telling Lurcio his news:
-->'''Nausius''': I feel a different person.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Well'', it's better than sticking to one, isn't it? Teehee.
-->'''Nausius''': Lurcio, I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Pardon?
-->'''Nausius''': I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': You haven't?!
-->'''Nausius''': Yes, I have. I have lost my heart!
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Oh''.
* When Captain Bilius discusses staying in Prosperus Maximus' palace with Voluptua:
-->'''Voluptua''': You will be staying with us, Captain?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Certainly, yes, milady. I mean if you have room for me.
-->'''Voluptua''': I'm sure I can fit you in ''somewhere''.
* When Lurcio discusses the slave girls hired for Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Lurcio''': You see, the trouble they're foreign. They've come over here to learn the language. Au pair girls. ({{Beat}}) Now there's an "Oh!" pair if I ever saw one.
* When Lurcio asks Scrubba for the wine:
-->'''Lurcio''': Right now, Scrubba. I'm ready for it.
-->'''Scrubba''': Me ''too''.
-->'''Lurcio''': No, dear, for the ''wine''.
* When Ammonia chats with Captain Bilius during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Ammonia''': A drink, perhaps?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': No.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, there must be something that you'd like?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Well, perhaps just a quick one.
-->'''Ammonia''': Here? Or upstairs?
* When Rumpus leaves Erotica during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Erotica''': Well, it really is a bit ''stiff!''
* When Captain Bilius is trying to get Lurcio to give him the scroll:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': You know what I want, don't you?
-->'''Lurcio''': Certainly not! I have not the ''slightest'' idea.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, yes you have. It's about ''that'' long.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Flattery'' will get you ''nowhere''.
* When Flavia is attending to Voluptua:
-->'''Voluptua''': Put my 'air up, Flavia. It gets in my way when I'm riding.
-->'''Flavia''': Oh, I'm sorry, milady. I didn't know you were going out tonight.
-->'''Voluptua''': Who said anything about going out?
* When Voluptua is seducing Ludicrus Sextus:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Let me tell you the latest position.
-->'''Voluptua''': I probably know it but carry on.
* When Lurcio tries to calm down the overexcited Christians:
-->'''Lurcio''': Alright, stop doing that. You'll screw yourself into the ground.
-->'''Christian''': Ay, grandad.
-->'''Lurcio''': You can ''screw'' yourself too.
* When Ludicrus Sextus comes to terms with the fact he can't let Lurcio die:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': It's no use, Ammonia. I can't do it.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, ''that's'' nothing new.
* When Lurcio gives Biggia a massage:
-->'''Biggia''': That's ''right''. ''Knead'' it, ''knead'' it!
-->'''Lurcio''': So do I, dear, but I can't always get it.
* When Cassandra asks Lurcio if he can feel the rumbling from Mount Vesuvius:
-->'''Cassandra''': Don't you feel anything?
-->'''Lurcio''': I rarely get the chance, dear, an' I've got no time now.
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* Even the film's theme isn't free from them:
-->''Up Pompeii!''
-->''Up Pompeii!''
-->''I never seem to get it...''
-->''U~u~u~u~up Pompeii!''
* Lurcio discussing the plans for Ludicrus Sextus' latest orgy with Vinus:
-->'''Lurcio''': This time it's to celebrate the Festival of the Prolific Goose. Lay all night.
* Cassandra warns of Pompeii's impending doom:
-->'''Cassandra''': Repent now, I say, or suffer the fate that befell the wicked people of Gomorrah.
-->'''Lurcio''': Quite, quite.
-->'''Cassandra''': And ''Sodom''.
-->'''Lurcio''': I quite agree, dear. The lot of them.
* Lurcio on the topic of Cassandra's love life:
-->'''Lurcio''': Well, did you notice that ring she had on? She had a ring, mmm, well, apparently, that was given to her by the man she loved when she was eighteen, you see, an' he left her, an' she's never had it off since.
* Procuria discussing Sutra's past with Lurcio:
-->'''Procuria''': In the court of Samarkand, she once held a ''very'' unique position.
-->'''Lurcio''': On top of the wardrobe, I should think.
* Lurcio arguing with Procuria over the price of slave girls:
-->'''Procuria''': Well, don't blame me. It's the ''inflation'' that does it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Oh... I wondered how she got them that size.
* Captain Bilius ordering Lurcio to move his donkey, Betty:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Here, you there! Slave!
-->'''Lurcio''': 'Oo, me?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Yes, you. Move your ass.
-->'''Lurcio''': ({{Beat}}) Well, that's nice, isn't it?
* After Captain Bilius falls off his horse:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, I've hurt my coccyx.
-->'''Lurcio''': I thought he bowled his back?
* When Ludicrus Sextus compliments Erotica:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Dear child, so lovely. So chaste.
-->'''Lurcio''': And so easily caught.
* Prosperus Maximus introduces Captain Bilius to Voluptua:
-->'''Prosperus Maximus''': This is my wife, the Lady Voluptua.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': It's a great pleasure, milady.
-->'''Voluptua''': I ''know''... I've tried it.
* Nausius tries telling Lurcio his news:
-->'''Nausius''': I feel a different person.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Well'', it's better than sticking to one, isn't it? Teehee.
-->'''Nausius''': Lurcio, I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': Pardon?
-->'''Nausius''': I've lost it.
-->'''Lurcio''': You haven't?!
-->'''Nausius''': Yes, I have. I have lost my heart!
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Oh''.
* When Captain Bilius discusses staying in Prosperus Maximus' palace with Voluptua:
-->'''Voluptua''': You will be staying with us, Captain?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Certainly, yes, milady. I mean if you have room for me.
-->'''Voluptua''': I'm sure I can fit you in ''somewhere''.
* When Lurcio discusses the slave girls hired for Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Lurcio''': You see, the trouble they're foreign. They've come over here to learn the language. Au pair girls. ({{Beat}}) Now there's an "Oh!" pair if I ever saw one.
* When Lurcio asks Scrubba for the wine:
-->'''Lurcio''': Right now, Scrubba. I'm ready for it.
-->'''Scrubba''': Me ''too''.
-->'''Lurcio''': No, dear, for the ''wine''.
* When Ammonia chats with Captain Bilius during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Ammonia''': A drink, perhaps?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': No.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, there must be something that you'd like?
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Well, perhaps just a quick one.
-->'''Ammonia''': Here? Or upstairs?
* When Rumpus leaves Erotica during Ludicrus Sextus' orgy:
-->'''Erotica''': Well, it really is a bit ''stiff!''
* When Captain Bilius is trying to get Lurcio to give him the scroll:
-->'''Captain Bilius''': You know what I want, don't you?
-->'''Lurcio''': Certainly not! I have not the ''slightest'' idea.
-->'''Captain Bilius''': Oh, yes you have. It's about ''that'' long.
-->'''Lurcio''': ''Flattery'' will get you ''nowhere''.
* When Flavia is attending to Voluptua:
-->'''Voluptua''': Put my 'air up, Flavia. It gets in my way when I'm riding.
-->'''Flavia''': Oh, I'm sorry, milady. I didn't know you were going out tonight.
-->'''Voluptua''': Who said anything about going out?
* When Voluptua is seducing Ludicrus Sextus:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': Let me tell you the latest position.
-->'''Voluptua''': I probably know it but carry on.
* When Lurcio tries to calm down the overexcited Christians:
-->'''Lurcio''': Alright, stop doing that. You'll screw yourself into the ground.
-->'''Christian''': Ay, grandad.
-->'''Lurcio''': You can ''screw'' yourself too.
* When Ludicrus Sextus comes to terms with the fact he can't let Lurcio die:
-->'''Ludicrus Sextus''': It's no use, Ammonia. I can't do it.
-->'''Ammonia''': Well, ''that's'' nothing new.
* When Lurcio gives Biggia a massage:
-->'''Biggia''': That's ''right''. ''Knead'' it, ''knead'' it!
-->'''Lurcio''': So do I, dear, but I can't always get it.
* When Cassandra asks Lurcio if he can feel the rumbling from Mount Vesuvius:
-->'''Cassandra''': Don't you feel anything?
-->'''Lurcio''': I rarely get the chance, dear, an' I've got no time now.
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