Creator / Voltalia

Voltalia is a fanfiction writer from the United States who apparently loves to write crossover fanfics more than any other fanfic. She is a member here, having gone under the names guardianemessiah and Ariel Lightning. Here is her FanFiction.net profile.

She also has a deviantART account that she no longer uses.

And a YouTube channel.

Fanfics written by Voltalia:

• Magna Clades
• Here I Am (can also be found here)
• Diamonds are Forever (can also be found here)
• Aerial Choreography
• Et Mundus Eos
• Two Trannies One Man
• An Unexpected Child (can also be found here)
• All in the Family
• Passion of the Guardiane
• The Story of Us
• TUFF Arthur: Waiting for the End
• How to Kill a Mary Sue
• A SuperSecret Christmas Odyssey
• Our Joy
• The Best Mother's Day I Ever Had
• The Business of Misery
• How You Remind Me
• Eternal Love
• Dustin and Namine: Genesis
• Dustin and Namine: Year 1
• Precious Yumi
• Refurbished: Dustin and Namine: Genesis
• The Secret's Out
• Repent
• Valentine's Day (No, not that Valentine's Day)
• Parenthood: Tough Reality
• Jenova
• First Date
• Rapture
• Eyes on Me
• Something New (she's actually a co-author here)
• Christmas in July (can also be found here)
• Pizzapoon (spawned two dramatic readings; can also be found here)
• Lavender and Clover (can also be found here)
• Anti-Birth (can also be found here)
• Gone But Not Forgotten
• Say Something, My Love (can also be found here)
• Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fanfic Edition Episode 1: Victor to the rescue
• Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fanfic Edition Episode 2: Anita's Birthday Gift
• Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fanfic Edition Episode 3: LIFE'S LITTLE JOY
• Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fanfic Edition Episode 4: SNEAKY AGENT
• Mystery Science Theater 3000 Fanfic Edition Episode 5: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL
• Legacy
• Orphan
• Tears in Heaven
• When We Exhale
• Never Be The Same Again

YouTube Poops that Voltalia has made:

• Spingebill's Paranoia (or How I Stopped Hating and Became Yours)
• Professor Professor Gets Sued for Libel and Emotional Distress
• Donnel Dack Loves His Family
• The Lion King Robin is the Lion King
• Seymour's Crappy Day
• YTP Tennis Round 3 (The Improved Edition)
• Uptown Girls (The Meme-Replacement Edition)
• Pony and Secret Agent
• The Story of the Weeaboo from Hell
• The Copulatory Lives of Aquatic Animals
• Gotye Becomes A Brony
• Nostalgia Critic AKA Doug Walker's Epic Acid Trip
• Luigi Walks In On Adultery
• There Will Be Ponies
• Tron: Simon Sez
• Spingebill Learns How to Poop
• The Doctor is on the Loose
• Mama Luigi has ADHD
• Link Assists UZZ

Original Stories Written By Voltalia:

• The World Falls

Tropes that apply to Voltalia and her fanfiction:

• Animesque: Her artwork tends to look like this, if you don't count the bases she's used.
• Adaptation Expansion: This seems to be the case for her fanfics.
• Aerith and Bob: You've got characters named Lois, Naomi, Rachelle, George, Faye, Dana, Suzette and Dorothy. Then you've got characters named Heloise, Venetia, Adele, Ajax, Guinevere, Arcadia, and Dido. And then you've got characters named Oddity, Io, Kordora, Vulla, Calpeurnia, Caldeur, Aria, and Mnemosyne.
• Apocalypse How: Exclusively used for her YouTube Poops.
  • Link Assists UZZ has an Earth-Shattering Kaboom at the end, only for it to cut to Patrick at the tail-end of a story he was telling to Spongebob. And then it turns out the whole thing was the story.
• Author Appeal: Voltalia loves to impregnate characters for her stories. Her most recent fanfics also have gorn in them. Oh, and some of her OCs happen to be Asian.
  • Everything Is Better With Pokemon: There will be Pokemon popping up in most of her fanfics.
  • In her YouTube Poops, she will incorporate The Secret Show, Superjail!, The Nostalgia Critic and My Little Pony into them.
• Author Avatar: Queen Voltalia in How to Kill a Mary Sue. Also her Self-Insert Sarah in her early fanfics.
• Art Evolution: Seriously, take a look at her artwork from 2010 and then look at her artwork now.
• Artistic License – Biology
  • All Genes Are Codominant: Subverted most of the time.
  • Half-Human Hybrid: Her hybrid OCs are usually this.
  • No Dead Body Poops
  • Non-Mammal Mammaries: She tries to avert this trope as much as possible.
  • Non-Mammalian Hair: Also tries to avert this very much.
• Crossover: Her fanfics, most of the time, live and breathe this trope.
• Dead Fic: Actually, too many to name. However, Dustin and Namine: Year 1 hasn't been updated since March 2010, the last time Our Joy and A SuperSecret Christmas Odyssey were updated was September and December 2011, and How to Kill a Mary Sue and TUFF Arthur: Waiting for the End haven't been updated since February 2012.
• Deadpan Snarker: Most characters in her recent fics are this. Hell, she practically is this.
• Depraved Bisexual: According to her profile on FanFiction.Net, she is an autistic, bisexual sadist.
• Description Porn: Oh, so much!
  • Costume Porn: Evident at times.
• Disproportionate Retribution: In The Doctor is on the Loose, Doctor Doctor decides to destroy Equestria and bomb Bikini Bottom because Patrick Star raped her.
• Fantasy Kitchen Sink: According to her profile on FanFiction.net, the crossover universe for her older fanfics is this. Do Pokemon count?
• Gender Equals Breed: Also tries to avert this trope on many occasions.
• Interspecies Romance: Common in her fan works.
• Mega Crossover: How to Kill a Mary Sue is meant to be this, with the premise being that The Problem Solverz go across several dimensions to oust such characters.
• Mister Seahorse: Admittedly, Voltalia has disliked this trope because it's considered to be biologically impossible and gross. However, she's since grown to tolerate it.
• Remember the New Guy?: Few of her OCs (mostly the Pokemon in her The Secret Show fanon) are introduced this way.
• Shotgun Wedding: Expect this trope to pop up at some point in her stories.
• Signature Style: In her stories, Voltalia tends to use Description Porn as often as possible while inserting random pop-culture references, almost always short expositions, a slightly uneven balance between narration and dialogue, and a way of pulling new characters (if they're not newborns) out of nowhere whenever the author/plot calls for it.
• Snake People: Her Distaff Counterpart OCs Kordora and Vulla and their family are this.
• Tangled Family Tree: The Voltalian Cartoon Universe Family Tree is definitely this. It has Canon characters and OCs for The Secret Show, Superjail!, Adventure Time, and My Little Pony related to one another. And the craziest thing about this is... so far, it's a work-in-progress.
• Three-Month-Old Newborn: Played straight in any fanfics she's written that deal with a character being pregnant.
  • Exception: In Chapter 3 of the The Nostalgia Critic and The Secret Show crossover fanfic Eternal Love, it is subverted in that the Nostalgia Critic (AKA Doug Walker here) and Kowalski's twins are covered in blood but there is no mention of an umbillical cord for either of them.
  • Exception: Chapter 14 of An Unexpected Child has Dr. Lana Mumford mention cleaning blood off of the Warden and the Mistress's baby.
  • Averted: When the Mistress gives birth to twins in Chapter 15 of All in the Family, they are born not only covered with blood, but also with umbilical cords and placentas attached.
• Whatever Happened to the Mouse?: She's really bad about this, especially when it comes to characters who don't add a lot to the plot.
• Unreliable Narrator: Played for Laughs in Mama Luigi Has ADHD.
• Unsettling Gender-Reveal: Played for Laughs in The Copulatory Lives of Aquatic Animals with Mr. Krabs freaking out after Alice mentions her "tenderloin" whilst they have a three-way with Spongebob.
• Unto Us a Son and Daughter Are Born: She's particularly fond of using this trope.

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