Maria Christina Thayer (born October 30, 1975 in Boring, Oregon) is an American actress and comedian. She grew up on a bee farm and attended the Juilliard School in New York City. She is best known for Accepted, Eagleheart, and Those Who Cant.
Thayer was in a relationship with and for a time engaged to actor David Harbour.
Works with Maria Thayer:
Film
- 2001 Storytelling: Amy
- 2005 Strangers With Candy: Tamela “Tammi” Littlenut
- 2005 Hitch: Lisa
- 2005 Romancing The Bride: Kimmy (Made-for-TV Movie)
- 2006 Accepted: Rory Thayer
- 2008 Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Wyoma
- 2009 State of Play: Sonia Baker
- 2011 Let Go: Beth
- 2015 Night Of The Living Deb: Deb Clarington
- 2017 Table 19: Infamous Kate Millner
Television
- 1999-2000 Strangers with Candy: Tamela “Tammi” Littlenut (14 episodes)
- 2001 Big Apple: Rosemary (3 episodes)
- 2001 The Education of Max Bickford: Tina (1 episode)
- 2003 Miss Match: Chelsea Greer (1 episode)
- 2003 Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Claire Brody (1 episode)
- 2004 Comedy Lab: Jill (1 episode)
- 2006 Will & Grace: Lila (1 episode)
- 2006 Nip/Tuck: Transplant Consultant (1 episode)
- 2006 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Hope (1 episode)
- 2008 Lipstick Jungle: Cassidy (2 episodes)
- 2009 30 Rock: Jennifer Rogers (1 episode)
- 2009 House: Annie (1 episode)
- 2010 Important Things with Demetri Martin: Edith (1 episode)
- 2011 Traffic Light: Esme (1 episode)
- 2011 Harry's Law: Julie Cassidy (1 episode)
- 2011-14 Eagleheart: Susie Wagner
- 2012 Louie: Rental Car Lady (1 episode)
- 2012 New Girl: Amelia (1 episode)
- 2013 Portlandia: Birthday Invitee (1 episode)
- 2013 Cougar Town: Riggs (3 episodes)
- 2013 Family Tools: Wendy Doyle (1 episode)
- 2013 Maron: Megan (1 episode)
- 2013 Arrested Development: Tracey B. (1 episode)
- 2014 American Dad!: Nun (1 episode)
- 2014 dads: Maria (1 episode)
- 2014 Men at Work: Bridget (1 episode)
- 2014 Review: Eliza (1 episode)
- 2014 Mulaney: Amanda (1 episode)
- 2014 The League: Cheryl (2 episodes)
- 2014-16 Comedy Bang! Bang!: Monica Dubinsky/Marissa Price (4 episodes)
- 2015 Man Seeking Woman: Maude (1 episode)
- 2015 Kroll Show: Tina (1 episode)
- 2015 Difficult People: Nicole (1 episode)
- 2015 Gotham: Scottie Mullens (2 episodes)
- 2015 Married: Kristi (1 episode)
- 2016 Great Minds with Dan Harmon: Courtney the Balloon-gram Girl (1 episode)
- 2016 The Mindy Project: Courtney (3 episodes)
- 2016-19 Those Who Cant: Abbey Logan
- 2017 The Catch: Gretchen (1 episode)
- 2017 Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Jean Munhroe (1 episode)
- 2018 Ghosted: FBI Agent Shaker (1 episode)
- 2018-20 Robot Chicken: Julia Child/Helen/Woman/Rita Repulsa/Mourner/Bird (2 episodes)
- 2019 You're the Worst: Sheila (3 episodes)
- 2020 A.P. Bio: Molly (1 episode)
- 2021 Punky Brewster (2021): Gemma (1 episode)
- 2021 Superstore: Hannah (4 episodes)
Stage
- 1999 Ah Wilderness: Muriel McComber
- 2004 The Seagull: Nina
