Main characters

Spade

Voiced by: RickToons

The narcissitic main protagonist of the show. He is a red beach shovel who is shown to be rather lazy.

Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: He's the Foolish Sibling to his sister's Responsible Sibling, lazing on the couch all day while mooching off Bucket who has to work a 9-to-5 job and pay rent.
Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Map.
It's All About Me: Is very selfish.

Bucket

Voiced by: OK Kris

A blue beach bucket who is both the main deuteragonist and Spade's sister. She is the permissive Deadpan Snarker.

Armless Biped: The only main character in the cast without arms considering it's prevalence in Object Shows.

Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: She's the Responsible Sibling to her brother's Foolish Sibling. While she struggles with her job to pay rent, Bucket has to deal with Spade who leeches off her hard-earn salary and doesn't do a damn thing to help her.
Hair-Trigger Temper: Best expressed when she argues with Spade.
Sibling Rivalry: With Spade.

Map

Voiced by: WoopDooCreations

A prop treasure map who is one of the two main tritagonists.

Prof. Rubber

Voiced by: Tamautistic

A rubber eraser who is one of the two main tritagonists. She is an Absent-Minded Professor who is also a bit of a Mad Scientist due to being stuck in her own laboratory for weeks as mentioned in "Diggin' Up Trouble."

Absent-Minded Professor:
Cabin Fever: In "Diggin' Up Trouble," she states that she sometimes gets paranoid due to being locked inside of her lab for weeks on end.
Mad Scientist: She's a non-villainous example of one.
Relationship Reveal: In the short "Drawing Disaster", it turns out she and Nuke are a romantic couple if her kissing him at the end of the short didn't confirm it.
Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Trailer: In the trailer for the first episode, we only saw her leg... and nothing else. Thankfully, we saw her in full once that episode finally came out.
The Smart Girl: If it wasn't already obvious enough.

Others

Nuke

Voiced by: FusionAnimation

Apocalypse Maiden: He says in "Diggin' Up Trouble" that he can easily start World War III if anyone were to touch him.
Relationship Reveal: In the short "Drawing Disaster", it turns out he and Prof. Rubber are a romantic couple if her kissing him at the end of the short didn't confirm it.