Characters / Dolan

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Main Characters

Uncle Dolan Duk

"dafty u kent steel karut if u ded"

The main character of most comics and videos, Dolan is basically a poorly-drawn, rape-faced Donald Duck. He is infamous for his coprophilia and his general cruelty towards the other toons.

• Anti-Hero: He's a Nominal Hero in the Uncle Dolan Show continuity.
• Ax-Crazy: In the strips he can be a troll who loves tormenting his friends to a serial killer rapist who loves tormenting his friends, This image should describe him enough.
• Catchphrase: "Goofy/Gooby pls"
• Evil Sounds Deep: In most YouTube videos, he's voiced by a deep-voiced Finnish text-to-speech engine. In the most famous example where he isn't ("The Uncle Dolan Show", where he's voiced by Microsoft Mike instead), he's more of a Jerkass Anti-Hero than a straight-out villain.
• Evil Uncle: Numerous comics feature him murdering and doing horrible things to his own nephews.
• For the Evulz: There is no genuine reason for him to do horrible stuff other than for fun.
• Foul Waterfowl: A creep who frequently screws people, especially Gooby, over (and in more ways than one) because it's fun for him.
• Heel Realization: He has one in The Uncle Dolan Show when he realizes that the reason everything went wrong was because he asked Gooby to kill Spoderman. He didn't particularly care, though.
• Jerkass: Possibly more than any other memetic character, he's an asshole in The Uncle Dolan Show and in the strips he is even more of an asshole than ever before.
• Jerkass to One: There is no need to excuse it, he's a massive asshole to everybody who ruins their day, but he seems to be far more crueler towards Gooby than anyone else.
• Master of Disguise: "accualy is Dolan!"
• Our Dragons Are Different: Plays the role of Reshiram in one parody series.
• Pet the Dog: Despite being a sadistic bastard, In The Uncle Dolan Show, he does show sadness at Morky's Heroic Sacrifice during the first season climax and remorse about potentially being the reason why Dafty became evil during the second season.
• Phrase Catcher: "fak u dolan" and "dolan y u do dis".
• Sadist: He's clearly doing these horrendous acts just because he enjoys it.
• The Sociopath: Dolan is clearly this in many strips, violent, egotistical, heartless and overall not to be trusted.
• Show Within a Show: Plays the role of Kyubey in the Puella Magi Madoka Magica parody.
• Troll: Given his infamy for cruelty, brutal murder and sexual depravity, his enjoying cruelly tormenting the other toons is amongst the least of his atrocities.
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Possibly one the most despicable memetic character of all time, hes willing to do horrific things such as raping his nephews and friends to aborting Minnie's babies against her will and then raping her to impregnate her with his own children, while she's still bleeding out, surrounded by her dead children.
• Villain Protagonist: While he's more of an anti-hero in The Uncle Dolan Show, The strips however, make him utterly rotten to the core thanks to his horrific actions, worst of all he escapes punishment in most strips.

Gooby / Ferrari Goofy

Gooby

"ur in so much fukn trubl dolan"

The second most-used character, Gooby is an Off-Model version of Goofy who often gets cheated or abused by Dolan.

• Butt-Monkey: Of all the characters Dolan messes with, Gooby is the biggest of them all.
• Catchphrase: "dolan y u do dis"
• Crosscast Role: Plays the role of Madoka in one parody series.
  • Our Dragons Are Different: Plays the role of Zekrom in another parody series.
• Phrase Catcher: "gooby pls"
• The Dog Bites Back: Some comics have him lashing out on Dolan, with varying results.
• The Ingenue: Male example. His naivety and lack of depravity make him a prime target for Dolan's antics.
• The Internet Is for Porn: Episode 4 Season 3 of the Uncle Dolan Show shows that he loves porn.
• One-Winged Angel: Apparently, both he and Ferrari Goofy are transformations of the real Goofy, with his final form being some sort of Eldritch Abomination.
• They Killed Kenny Again: Dies a lot. Twice in the Uncle Dolan Show continuity.
• Too Dumb to Live: Why does he keep trusting Dolan?

Ferrari Goofy

A version of Goofy who drives a Ferrari, he almost gets screwed over Dolan but usually raises his suspicions before it's too late. It's unclear whether or not he's the same character as Gooby, though it probably depends on the writer.

• Depending on the Writer: Whether or not Ferrari Goofy is the same character as Gooby, whom he's easily confused with. Know Your Meme points out that the two Goofys have different personalities and uses in comics, and is probably the reason why some people choose to classify them as different characters.
• Non-Standard Character Design: He's much more on-model than the other characters.
• Properly Paranoid: His constant suspicion is not without reason, given that's it Dolan he's talking to.
• Straight Man and Wise Guy: The straight man to Dolan's wise guy.
• Strictly Formula: Most of the comics involving him. Possibly why he's become less popular than regular Gooby nowadays.

Morky/Macky

"I. WELKUM. DETH."

A poorly-drawn version of Mickey Mouse, he has no "set" or "defined" personality unlike Dolan and Gooby, much like how the real Mickey was for a while compared to Donald and Goofy.

• Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: Season 1 of ''The Uncle Dolan Show.
• Cross-Cast Role: Plays the role of Homura in one parody series.

Bogs Binny

The comics' incarnation of Bugs Bunny.

• Bilingual Bonus: In a Pokémon parody series, Bogs' Parody Name as Kyurem is "Koorim". "Koori" is Japanese for "freezing", referring to Kyurem's Ice type.
• Cross-Cast Role: Plays the role of Sayaka and Octavia in one parody series.
• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: One-shots with his laser-firing dick T-Rex Doey in the Uncle Dolan Show continuity. Subverted as he's first to be killed by Gooby in season 2.
• The Ditz: In the Uncle Dolan Show continuity.
• Nightmare Fetishist: Whenever Dolan is in trouble (e.g. drowning, took too much Viagra) and comes to Bogs for help, Bogs simply picks up a video camera and starts recording. Possibly as an act of revenge towards him.
• Our Dragons Are Different: Plays the role of Kyurem (and Black Kyurem) in another parody series.
• Straight Gay: In the Dolan Show continuity.

Spoderman

“Wuts dat tingly felin'? Mus be nuthin..

One of the most unconventional Dolan characters, he's a poorly-drawn Spider-Man.

• Breakout Character: Became more and more used in comics after his role in The Uncle Dolan Show. He now has his own YouTube Channel, Spodermen, where is king of sweg. However unlike Dolan's, his isn't been updated (with his latest video being uploaded in May 14, 2017).
• The Chew Toy: Gets abused by nearly everyone.
• Cross-Cast Role: Plays the role of Kyoko in one parody series.
• Face–Heel Turn: In The Uncle Dolan Show, where he's reborn as a demon to get his revenge on Gooby for killing him.
• Heel–Face Turn: At the end of season 1.
• Hipster: Refused to join the Avongars because they're too mainstream.
• Secret Identity: As seen in this The Amazing Spoderman movie trailer, though the Dolanized version of Peter Parker is unnamed.
• Spell My Name With An S: He's sometimes called "Spooderman" or "Spodermen".

Dafty Duk

A recurring character based on Daffy Duck.

• Crosscast Role: Plays the role of Mami in one parody series.
• The Ditz:
  • Stupidity is apparently one of his defining traits.
  • Averted in The Uncle Dolan Show continuity, where he becomes more or less the Big Bad after a Face–Heel Turn, and he can actually speak proper English.
• The Dragon: To an unknown master in the Uncle Dolan Show.
• Exact Words: He made Skwikwurd betray Dolan and friends in exchange for returning Skwikwurd's friend Spengbab. He never said that he wouldn't crucify and impale Spengbab before returning him.
• Face–Heel Turn: In the Uncle Dolan Show.
• Fantastic Racism: Frequent target of black jokes.
• Raging Stiffie: His reaction after learning that Bogs has cancer.
• Real Men Wear Pink: According to The Uncle Dolan Movie, the "white thing on his neck" is a pearl necklace.
• Token Minority: Often claimed to be black.

Pit

Appears in videos by DolanInHoewagts. Basically Pete with a very deep British accent and a policeman job.

• Dark Is Not Evil: Unlike his original incarnation, he's actually a good guy out to arrest the psychopathic Dolan. Too bad he's easily fooled.
• Fat Idiot: Depicted as highly overweight and an incompetent fool.
• Police Are Useless: He does absolutely nothing to get Dolan arrested in the "Prastetution" series.

Pruto

“Arf Arf"

The counterpart of Pluto. Seems to harbour a high amount of resentment for the other characters.

• Big Bad: Of the first season of The Uncle Dolan Show.
• Butt-Monkey: You know he has it bad when he's Gooby's punching bag.
• Furry Confusion: One of his many frustrations is that Gooby is treated as a human and he isn't.
• Heterosexual Life-Partners: Depending on the Writer, Pruto is also depicted as Gooby's beloved pet, with Gooby being very attached to and overprotective of him.
• Potty Failure: Apparently a recurring problem with him. Dolan gets mad and nearly euthanizes him for peeing on his carpet, while in another comic Gooby laughs at him for pooping on the floor.
• Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear: He's quite possibly the most sinister character of them all (threatening to murder Gooby and in one comic, cutting his face off and using it as a disguise), but nobody takes him seriously because he's a dog.
• Talking Animal: Though he tries to keep it secret. Gooby is shocked to find out about it.

Winnie teh Pee

The counterpart to Winnie the Pooh. Is a detective in the Uncle Dolan Show, but in his comics he is completely different.

In Uncle Dolan Show

• Great Detective: sometimes

Wayhne El Porch

he is very similar to dolan but different from dolan he is gay while he is bi

• Straight Gay: in this comic, where he sucks tygor's dick on his own(and unlike dolan he is gay while he is bi)
• Sociopathic Hero: Like Dolan he is a serial killer who kill Biglet and Rainbow Dash

Kermt duFrag

Also appears in DolanInHoewagts' videos, he's an Off-Model Kermit the Frog. In the "Prastetution" series, he helps sign a prostitute over to suit Dolan's whims, and later returns to help the prostitute (now a cyborg) get her revenge on Dolan.

Bnarny Dinosarr

A familiar-looking purple dinosaur who, appropriately, is hated by the Dolan cast and causes trouble for them.

• Moral Guardians / Never Say "Die": He's apparently responsible for bowdlerizing Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 while disguised as Reggie Fils-Aime.

Skwikwurd

Poorly-drawn version of Squidward seen in season 2 of the Uncle Dolan Show.

• I Have Your Wife: He leads the group into a trap because Dafty holds his friend Spengbab hostage. Too bad for him, Dafty killed him already.

Snewpee

Poorly-drawn version of Snoopy seen the season 2 of the Uncle Dolan Show.

Btsman

A poorly-drawn version of Batman seen in season 2 of The Uncle Dolan Show.

• Heterosexual Life-Partners: One comic parodying the Baman Piderman intro suggests he may be this with Spoderman.

Tum and Jirry

Poorly-drawn versions of Tom and Jerry.

Kingdom Hearts Character Parodies

Due to the original Donald Duck and Goofy appearing in the Kingdom Hearts series, many comic makers let them star along parody versions of the game's characters.

Soar

• Character Blog: Had a Tumblr blog.
• Depending on the Writer: He's either depicted as a somewhat suspicious◊ Kingdom Hearts Sora (similar to Ferrari Goofy) or a hairy◊ Off-Model Kingdom Hearts II Sora (similar to regular Gooby).^note Coincidentally, in that very comic, he actually ''is'' Gooby...

Riuk

• Demonic Possession: Apparently is possessed by "Amsen, Secher of Darkbis◊", complete with Evil Costume Switch.

Kiari

• Most Common Superpower: Has larger breasts than most other Dolan characters and the actual Kairi.

Other Marvel Character Parodies

Other characters from the Marvel Comics universe occasionally appear in comics, usually with Spoderman.

Teh Avongers/Anvgrs

A team of superheroes consisting of Ron Man, Capten Amerikuh, Ther and Teh Julc.

• Depending on the Writer: In one comic, Spoderman wants to join the Avongers but they don't let him, causing Spoderman to shed a tear. In another comic, Ron Man offers to let Spoderman join, but he refuses because they're "too mainstream".

Geern Golbin

Spoderman's arch-enemy, he's basically just the Green Goblin.

Venum

Spoderman's other arch-enemy. Apparently he's Venom, but he more closely resembles the "black suit" Spider-Man than the Savage Venom.

• Killed Off for Real: Morky gives him a faceful of shotgun in S1E9 of The Uncle Dolan Show for firing his laser eyes at Gooby in McMorkys. Which is forbidden.
• The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Kills Gooby as a result of this trope in season 1 of The Uncle Dolan Show.
• Palette Swap: Of Spoderman.

Other Characters

Spin-Off Characters

Due to the popularity of the meme, many characters from other series have been "Dolanized" and put into comics of their own.

• Expy: Many spinoff strips depict one character abusing or cheating another character, in a similar manner to Dolan and Gooby/Ferrari Goofy.
• My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Possibly the most popular spinoff source.
• Show Within a Show: The Dolanized rendition of Puella Magi Madoka Magica in which Dolan characters act out major scenes.
• Underground Monkey: These characters are often simply edited versions of Dolan, Gooby and crew.

Skrlx

hatrz pls

The Dolanized version of Skrillex. He essentially remixes dubstep music by adding moar cowbell. His YouTube channel is here.

• Butt-Monkey: To Dedmo6 and Goobicii.
• Catchphrase: "Hatrz pls", "I is Skrlx".
• Depending on the Writer: There are more than three known models of Skrlx, one of which (shown here) is based on Dolan.
• Expy: Of Skrillex and Dolan (and may sometimes be an incarnation of Dolan himself).

Erny and Berd

The main characters of Sezme Steet, they are poorly-drawn versions of Ernie and Bert who play similar roles to Dolan and Gooby

• Ho Yay:invoked Pretty much a given considering their origin.
• Muppet: Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
• Underground Monkey: Erny is a palette swap of Dolan.

Teh Jokr

Btsman's arch-enemy, based on the The Dark Knight version of The Joker.

• Depending on the Writer: Sometimes, Dolan himself is used as a stand-in for the Joker instead.
• Ho Yay:invoked His sob-story "romance" with Btsman was apparently◊ his Start of Darkness.

Ñ Hramoniuh

N Harmonia from Pokémon Black and White. In the spinoff series based on said games, he appears as Zerkom (Gooby)'s trainer.

• Bestiality Is Depraved: N's obsession with Pokémon and their liberation from the original game is exaggerated into a habit of raping Pukemàns.
• Underground Monkey: Is an edited version of Riku, though he is a separate character and has a different personality (unlike Resham and Zerkom, who are simply Dolan and Gooby as dragons).

Hilde

The female player character (Hilda/Touko) from Pokémon Black and White. In the spinoff series based on said games, she appears as Resham (Dolan)'s trainer.

• Ax-Crazy: In PETA's version of the Pukemàns universe.
• Les Yay:invoked With Kairi.
• Underground Monkey: Is an edited version of Kiari, but is a separate character.

Naturo

Based on Naruto he's constantly searching for his boyfriend Sasuki, who doesn't care about him at all.

• Abhorrent Admirer: Sasuki sees him as this.

Dolan Tramp

A parody of Donald Trump.

• Eviler than Thou: When he runs for Mayor of Dolantown, he manages to be more repulsive than the resident jerk Dolan Duk.
• Killed Off for Real: Dolan has him "assinated" when they both run for mayor.
• One-Steve Limit: Averted, causing a "Duk vs. Tramp" episode.
• Wants a Prize for Basic Decency: His campain in a nutshell.

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