"Gooby pls."
Dolan is an Internet meme starring poorly-drawn, overly violent and vulgar versions of Donald Duck and other cartoon characters. Originating in Finland, the comics have since spread worldwide. Most comics involve Dolan screwing over Gooby (a perversion of Goofy) in some way, sometimes even literally. Other stars include Bogs Binny, Dafty Duk, Spoderman and Pruto.
Read more about Dolan n frenz here. Has a developing character sheet here.
Only related to Planet Dolan in that that Danger Dolan's original avatar resembled Dolan Duck. Please do not confuse with Canadian director Xavier Dolan.
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- all lowercase letters: is yusd for comic afekt alnog with mispelings also bad gramur
- Ass Shove:
- Dolan's colonoscopy◊, which has a horrifying twist ending.
- Also the "Anal Pills" comics, one of the oldest Dolan strips.
- Bait-and-Switch Comment: I mean to say◊ 5◊ ever◊...
- Black Comedy Rape: All over the place. Also how one becomes a "Cumbie" in the Uncle Dolan Show.
- Bond One-Liner:
- "I also changed my mind.◊"
- "I kno◊"
- Butt-Monkey: Gooby, the comics' incarnation of Goofy. No matter what he does, he always gets screwed over somehow.
- Catchphrase: "Gooby pls" and broken-English variations on "everything went better than expected". Also, "... regards, Dolan".
- Gooby (or Bogs, or Morky):
- "Dolan why yu do dis"
- "fak u dolan"
- "acualy is dolan"
- Cloudcuckoolander: Ferrari Goofy slips into this at times.Dolan: Hey, Goofy what's up
Goofy: Now I'm gonna speak my mind. "Shit, you goofy are so stupid."
Dolan: What the fuck goofy - Comedic Sociopathy: It's not Dolan if someone isn't getting beaten/stabbed/raped/shot/emotionally abused!
- The Comically Serious: Ferrari Goofy's suspicion is frequently taken to ridiculous levels, frustrating Dolan to no end.Dolan: Did you win the lottery, or why do you have Ferrari?
Goofy: (Beat Panel) Wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again
Dolan: For fuck sake Goofy you are stupid - Cool Car: Goofy's Ferrari.
- Evil Uncle: Needless to say, Dolan's nephews are not fond of him.
- Crossover:
- Spoderman is a recurring character. Who usually ends up dead. Bogs Binny and Dafty Duk also appear occasionally, usually in comics starring Gooby.
- Also, the comics have seen the occasional use of Malleo and Weegee as the Dolan-fied versions of Mario and Luigi.
- You can also expect parody versions of Kingdom Hearts characters to appear in the comics.
- This video crosses the series with Barney Bunch videos.
- Depending on the Writer:
- There are two versions of Goofy who appear in the comics. The one used depends on whoever is more appropriate to the situation. There's "Ferrari Goofy", who drives a Ferrari (obviously), looks mostly like regular Goofy, and is very suspicious ("Wait a sec are u tryin to cheat me again"). Then there's "Gooby", who is more of The Woobie and very much Off-Model. As the meme has spread, both versions are now sometimes referred to as "Gooby". Lampshaded in a comic where Gooby and Pruto hitch a ride in Ferrari Goofy's car, only to discover that he's actually Dolan once Gooby comments on the weirdness of having two of himself.
- Worth noting is that the two almost never appear in the same comic and have drastically different personalities, thus making it unclear whether they're entirely separate individuals or not, although Ferrari Goofy is often simply used as an alternate sprite for Gooby such as at the end of this video.
- There are two Dolans, the most well known one that faces the screen and a little to the side, and another with smaller eyes that faces more towards the side. The latter is far less sociopathic.
- There are two versions of Goofy who appear in the comics. The one used depends on whoever is more appropriate to the situation. There's "Ferrari Goofy", who drives a Ferrari (obviously), looks mostly like regular Goofy, and is very suspicious ("Wait a sec are u tryin to cheat me again"). Then there's "Gooby", who is more of The Woobie and very much Off-Model. As the meme has spread, both versions are now sometimes referred to as "Gooby". Lampshaded in a comic where Gooby and Pruto hitch a ride in Ferrari Goofy's car, only to discover that he's actually Dolan once Gooby comments on the weirdness of having two of himself.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Dolan's response to Pruto peeing on his carpet is to try and get him euthanized.
- Double Take: This is Ferrari Goofy's shtick. At first, he's willing to go along with what Dolan is doing, until he stops and questions if Dolan is trying to cheat him or not.
- Dub Name Change: In the comics, Huey, Dewey and Louie go by their Finnish dub names of Hupu, Tupu and Lupu (with a few exceptions, where they use Dolan-like misspellings of the English names such as "Luey").
- Dolan is called "Raperino" or "Rapepino" in Italian, a portmanteau of "rape" and Donald Duck's Italian name "Paperino". And yes, they did parody◊ Paperinik New Adventures (translation here).
- Eldritch Abomination: De Kremot Forg. It's very telling when someone is so horrifying that Dolan is scared of him.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Dolan is quite possibly the most depraved, vile and downright disgusting memetic character in recent memory, but there's one thing that offends him. Racism. To be fair, he always says "please."
- Fat Bastard: cud it be ur cravin my mcnuggiz?◊
- Flat "What": Dafty Duk somehow manages to both keep it flat and incredibly angry to Bogs' confession about doing something with a six year old.
- Foreign Remake:
- One person made an attempt to create an Israeli adaptation of Dolan; several such comics have been produced so far, using mostly characters from the classic children show Parpar Nehmad, and fairly undecisive as for the identity of the ‘kosher-ised’ psycho-duck.
- The Bulgarian adaptation has Spoderman (changed to "Спиндермаан" * replacing Dolan as the main troll and womanizer. The spinoff originated from a short video of Spindermaan defeating Benom (Venom) by shooting "web" into his mouth. Gooby keeps is role as the main Butt-Monkey, though, with Spindermaan's frequent remark "губи тапаг" ("gooby dumb azz").
- Russian artists made Vonni, a Dolan-inspired adaptation of the Russian version of Winnie the Pooh. Other Soviet animation characters, such as the protagonists of Nu, Pogodi!, make appearance as well.
- Gratuitous Foreign Language: Justified, since the meme began in Finland. The comics there are even weirder than the modern Dolan comics.
- Hipster: Spoderman declines an offer to join the Avongars because it's "2 manstrem". Possibly a reference to Spidey's absence from the 2012 movie.
- It Amused Me: The main motivation for anything Dolan does is for the hell of it.
- Karma Houdini: In one comic◊, Dolan buys Gooby a car using money he saved up for his birthday. Gooby is grateful, but it turns out the car accualy is Stolan. Gooby gets arrested, even though it was Dolan who stole the car.
- Master of Disguise: Practically anything in existence can turn out to be ‘accualy dolan’.
- Negative Continuity: Naturally, considering that these comics are made by a large variety of different people.
- New Job as the Plot Demands: The characters can take on a number of different jobs if the situation calls for it.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Perhaps in an act of karma, when Dolan is drowning, Bogs simply stands and films it with his camera. There's a variant where Dolan took too much viagra and has a really painful erection, and Bogs gets out the camera...
- Once an Episode: Dolan has some interaction with Gooby or his nephews. Dolan screws the other toon over through some sexual, scatological or violent act. The other toon either dies or is made to suffer through Dolan's antics.
- One-Winged Angel: One comic depicts Gooby and his alternate forms as transformations of the real Goofy.
- Out of Focus: Ferrari Goofy, Dafty, and Dolan's nephews have arguably fallen out of vogue in favour of comics about Dolan and Gooby specifically, sometimes featuring Bogs and Spoderman. Ferrari Goofy is still used, but as an alternate Gooby sprite rather than in the "suspicious" role he's usually in.
- Palette Swap: This◊ version of Dolan is an edited version of Spoderman◊ (or vice versa).
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Absolutely everywhere, ranging from minor misspellings to complete gibberish.
- The Scrappy: In-Universe example; the characters find Bnarny Dinosarr creepy and annoying to the point that Dolan takes advantage of this to torment Gooby instead of just killing Bnarny.
- Show Within a Show: Similar to Spin-Off but with Dolan characters being the actors. The most well known one is a series of comics acting out key scenes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
- There's another series based on Pokémon Black and White, with the main Dolan characters acting as the Pokémon and the "Dolanized" Kingdom Hearts characters as the Trainers.
- Spell My Name With An S: Is it "Pruto" or "Pruton"?
- "Morky" or "Macky"?
- Spin-Off:
- Pukemàns and My Little Pnoy comics are pretty common.
- Many comics have other characters taking the place of Dolan and Gooby, such as The Anvgrs, or memefaces, or even Nrutu.
- Sezme Steet, a series of videos with "Erny" taking the place of Dolan. Complete with two versions of Bert (both named "Berd"), a suspicious one that looks like regular Bert and a hairy, wrinkly Off Model version that gets abused by Erny.
- Sweet Polly Oliver: When Ctswumun disguises herself as Spoderman in a The Dark Knight Rises parody. The video version of the comic uses Spoderman's Uncle Dolan Show voice for the disguised Ctswumun.
- Toilet Humor: Many of the gags involve Dolan forcing or tricking other characters into eating his bodily waste, if he's not spraying it everywhere.
- Troll: Dolan, with his cruelty Depending on the Writer. Some of the links here provide examples.
- Verbal Backspace:
- Seen here◊, combined with Implausible Deniability.
- Here, too.
- Villainous Incest: Dolan raping his uncle and his nephews is common.
- Villain Protagonist: Dolan commits several murders and crimes towards his "friends" purely for his amusement. His depravity puts him among the likes of other memetic characters such as LEGO Yoda and Drew Pickles.
- Wholesome Crossdresser: In one strip, Ferrari Goofy/Gooby flags down Daisy for a good time, but it turns out to be Dolan, who is either extremely desperate for sex, or just transgender. Either way, Dolan sheds a tear.
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- Cerebus Syndrome: The Uncle Dolan Show gets this a lot. Originally the show was just about Dolan screwing over Gooby, as normal. But then later on Spoderman is reborn as the devil, Desy gets abducted by Darth Pruto, and the world gets taken over by "Cumbies", rapist zombies. Oh course, all of this is stealth comedy.
- Death by Childbirth: Bogs' mother in the opening of the Uncle Dolan Movie.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Just like the webcomics, all of the characters speak (subtitled and voiced) in incorrect grammar. Only a few characters (such as Uncle Screwj) use proper grammar when speaking.
- Zombie Apocalypse: Season 2 of the Uncle Dolan Show deals with an outbreak of "Cumbies", who make more of themselves by raping people.
Regards, Dolan.