History WebVideo / SpaceIce

** He really like Dana the human trafficker in ''Pass Thru'' due to her [[AxeCrazy amusingly violent behaviour]] and the actress [[ChewingTheScenery leaving bite marks all over the scenery]]. In his read of the plot, she gets restored to life after Neil Breen erases her from existence because "she's too important".

** Starting with the ''Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift'' Best Ever, he's made a running joke of driving accidents and vehicular breakdowns being caused by spittin' parkplugs.

** Starting with the ''Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift'' Best Ever, he's made a running joke of driving accidents and vehicular breakdowns being caused by malfunctioning sparkplugs.

* '''Versus''': Where he compares the feats of two action stars accross their movies to determine who's the toughest.

* AccentuateTheNegative: Obviously, his "Worst Movie Ever" seeries isn't too concerned about giving the movies covered a balanced analysis. The few times he does admit to liking something or being entertained, it's usually to set up another joke. Notably, Neil Breen found Space Ice's videos on his movies so vitriolic that he refused to sell him the DVD for ''Cade: The Tortured Crossing''.

** In the ''Attrition'' Worst Ever, Space Ice sarcastically praises the bold creative choice of making Seagal's character a former Spec Ops before listing the ''17'' other movies where Seagal plays such a character.

''Space Ice'' is the mega-blockbuster hit Youtube channel that showed the world you can get a lot of milleage out of a good trailer voice, and a bunch of Steven Seagal movies...

''*ahem*'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIce Space Ice]]'' is a Website/YouTube movie reviewer that started uploading in 2021. Best known for his videos on Creator/StevenSeagal movies, Space Ice takes on a mock "movie trailer" presentation, using a gruff "action movie guy" voice and sweeping "epic" background music.

* '''Best Movie Ever''': In which Space Ice makes a humorous play-by-play commentary of an action movie (usually those staring Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme, Creator/NicolasCage, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger and Creator/BruceWillis), often making up a new story based on the footage.

* '''Worst Movie Ever''': Dedicated to tearing apart bad movies by providing a quick summary of the movie's plot while mocking their frequent PlotHoles, production goofs, poor dialogue and other issues. Focused on Steven Seagal's notorious DirectToVideo output, though the work of Creator/UweBoll and Creator/NeilBreen also get plenty of attention.

* AccentuateTheNegative: Obviously, his "Worst Movie Ever" isn't too concerned about giving the movies covered a balanced analysis. The few times he does admit to liking something or being entertained, it's usually to set up another joke.

* AssShove: In the ''Flight of Fury'' review, Space Ice can only conclude Steven Seagal's character pulled a pair of knives from his nether region (his character had just escaped from military prison and was not shown recovering weapons from a cache or somesuch) and consequently refers to them as "ass knives".

** In the ''End of a Gun'' review, Space Ice keeps hyping up the '''''killer''''' reveal that the movie teases toward the identity of the drug lord Vargas. Then he ends the review on the following note:

** In the ''Submerged'' review, he introduces a character tagging along with Seagal's team with the words "At first, nobody wants him there, but he slowly gains their trust and becomes a valued member of the team." Cut to a scene of Seagal and his gang dumping the poor bastard on a remote island[[note]]In the actual movie, the character is a mole working for the main villain.[[/note]]

** In the ''Film/TheRock'' review, Space Ice puffs up the "mind blowing reveal" that it takes place in the same universe as another movie, seemingly going with the popular fan theory that Creator/SeanConnery's character is an older incarnation of his Franchise/JamesBond, only to state the movie is confirmed to take place in the same universe as ''Film/MedicineMan''.

* CaptainObvious: In the review for ''Driven to Kill'', when the detective agrees to hide the fact Seagal's daughter is still alive because "it might damage their case", Space Ice can't contain his snark.

-->'''Collateral Damage review''': IF YOU DO NOT SUBSCRIBE, THEN [[CompanionCube RYDER]] DIED FOR NOTHING

* EasilyForgiven: His review of ''Urban Justice'' points out that Steven Seagal insists he has no issues with the man who ordered his son's death and tried to kill him twice.

* ImmediateSelfContradiction: The ''Double Down'' review has Neil Breen's character describing himself as a simple man. Then it immediately cuts to him explaining that he is a {{cyborg}} enhanced by the United States to carry out his missions and equipped with a force field he can selectively activate to kill anyone who opposes him.

* InstantlyProvenWrong: In his ''Attrition'' review, Space Ice initially thinks Seagal's proposed recompense for the man trying to kill him sounds reasonable, only for Seagal to keep going and make his demand completely ridiculous.

** In the ''Attrition'' review, Space Ice sarcastically praises the bold creative choice of making Seagal's character a former Spec Ops before listing the ''17'' other movies where Seagal plays such a character.

* ARareSentence: In the ''Belly of the Beast'' review:

** If the movie reviewed involves Jean Claude Van Damme, expect him to include a clip of the famous dancing scene from ''Film/{{Kickboxer}}''.

* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: In the ''Submerged'' Worst Ever ,Space Ice explains that Steven Seagal thinks up a plan to swap place with the U.S ambasaddor in Uruguay (who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK2TlY5tJZU&t=8m57s looks]] ''nothing'' like him) because they "look so much alike" and clarifies that this isn't him snarking, but something that actually happens in the movie.

* BreadEggsMilkSquick: In the "Neil Breen vs. Steven Seagal" video, the examples he give of Neil Breen's heroic abilities include his computer hacking skills, "realistic" jumping and good ol'-fashioned genocide.

* PoliceAreUseless: In ''A Dangerous Man'', the corrupt police get a description of Seagal that is "Big, maybe Indian" and promptly go to question the Russian mafia.

** In his take on ''Film/CollateralDamage'''s plot, Arnold Schwarzenegger is so distraught by the main villain destroying the model spaceship that he spent all morning building (rather than say, the bomb blast killing dozens of people) that he holds a funeral for it, develops alcoholism, divorces and travels clandestinely to Columbia to avenge it against the BigBad.

** In the ''Film/Predator1'' Best Ever, Hawkins telling an awkward and unbelievable joke is grounds for the Predator to kill everyone present.

--> Seagal flies to Afghanistan and, due to the extra weight, has to be refueled the entire flight.

-->'''Vin Diesel in Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift''': I've got all the time in the world
-->'''Space Ice''': This was after ''Film/ThePacifier''. He really means that.

--> [Steven Seagal] knows that eventually, they might just find him, so he comes with a brilliant and realistic distraction: '''[[LesYay hot girl-on-girl action!]]'''
--> Seagal ''truly'' gets Afghanistan.

* BlackComedy: His commentary often makes use of this. One example is the ''I Am Here..... Now'' video where, after describing Man in Wheelchair's (whom Space Ice describes as an odious {{jerkass}} and all-around drain to society) subplot, he reveals the character has terminal cancer... and admits this is the first ever time he has rooted ''for'' cancer.

* DamnedByFaintPraise: In the ''Neil Breen vs. Steven Seagal'' video, he lauds Breen as the best thespian in [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Neil Breen's own movies.]]

* YankTheDogsChain: In Space Ice's version of ''Film/MiamiConnection'', the doctor at the end tells Jim's father/Thomas Sowell that Jim's wound was less severe than it looked... and that he died horifically from an infection, as a result of his "friends" draggins his wounded body through dirty swamp water.

--> Seagal flies to Afghanistan and, due to the extra weight, has to be refuelled the entire flight.

* BlackComedy: His commentary often makes use of this. One example is the ''I Am Here..... Now'' video where, after describing Man in Wheelchair's (whom Space Ice describes as an odious {{jerkass}} and all-around drain to society) subplot, he reveals the character has cancer... and admits this is the first ever time he has rooted ''for'' cancer.

''Space Ice'' is the mega-blockbuster hit Youtube channel that showed to the world you can get a lot of milleage out of a good trailer voice, and a bunch of Steven Seagal movies...

** He interprets Seagal's characters frequent habit of unnecessarily roughing up innocents or gunning down bystanders as Seagal needing to sate his bloodlust.

** Starting his review with a statement among the lines of "[Movie] is the mega-blockbluster hit movie where [actor] proves to [some party] that..." or "gives the fan what he wants". Whether they fail or succeed at it depend if it's a Best or Worst Movie episode.

** The earlier videos in his current format have a more guttural voice and he experimented with a "5 reasons why" format before eventually settling on the mock-plot summary structure.

* LongList: In the ''Attrition'' review, Space Ice sarcastically praises the bold creative choice of making Seagal's character a former Spec Ops before listing the ''17'' other movies where Seagal plays such a character.

** He finds the crime syndicate in ''I Am Here... Now'' the "most likable people in the entire movie and it's not even close"... until they make the mistake of letting Steven Seagal in their club.

* ForgottenFallenFriend: If Seagal's partner dies offscreen in a movie, Space Ice plays it as Seagal completely forgetting they even existed until the villain reminds him.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: The ''Double Down'' review has Neil Breen's character describing himself as a simple man. Then it immediately cuts to him explaing that he is a {{cyborg}} enhanced by the United States to carry out his missions and equipped with a force field he can selectively activate to kill anyone who opposes him.