History TabletopGame / EmpireOfSatanis

* WritersCannotDoMath: The text says that there are "a million worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum" which would mean each planet has only a million inhabitants. DownplayedTrope as, while not an inaccuracy, it`s still very implausibly low.

* WritersCannotDoMaths: The text says that there are "a million worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum" which would mean each planet has only a million inhabitants. DownplayedTrope as, while not an inaccuracy, it`s still very implausibly low.

* AGodAmI: Every Fiend has the potential for becoming a god.

Empire Of Satanis is a free RPG invented by Derrick Dishaw, in which you play a Fiend-"part demon, alien and human". You live in the city of Frier, in the kingdom of K'thana (the titular Empire of Satanis) in the Yidathroth universe. Despite being the ruler of K`thana, Satanis is not the only hell-god, and the player has the potential to be one.

The game has a lot of RealitySubtext: Dishaw believed in a mix of Satanism, chaos magic and the Franchise/CthulhuMythos, leading to him trying to place a curse on people who panned ''Empire Of Satanis''.

* VillainProtagonist: While the text tries to insist that Fiends have a "master morality", the bottom line is that Fiends are megalomaniacs who perform evil acts for advancement to godhood so they can be even more evil. It's the reason why [[AudienceAlienatingPremise reviewers weren't enthusiastic about it.]]

* YouKeepUsingThatWord: In the words of one online reviewer about the game`s Lovecraftian influence:
-->'''[=RPGNet=] Reviewer''': "This game is not Lovecraftian. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos had nothing to do with hell, demons or even evil really. [[CosmicHorror It was a nihilistic vision of an uncaring and unknowable cosmos, of forces that were not so much malevolent as they were simply incompatible with human life.]] [[TakeThat This game does reflect something of the mythos, but unfortunately that something is unpronounceable names and the inability of mortal men, including the reader, to make sense of it all.]]"
** The titular Empire of Satanis is described as a totalitarian state ''and'' an anarchy, which are mutually exclusive.

* WritersCannotDoMaths: The text says that there are "a million worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum" which would mean each planet has only 1000 inhabitants. DownplayedTrope as, while not an inaccuracy, it`s still very implausibly low.

* AcidTripDimension: The entire setting. The city of Frier is explicitly described as "17th century Paris on acid."
* AGodAmI: Every Fiend has the potential for this.

* CityOfAdventure: Frier, the largest city in the Fiend realm of Yidathroth, is intended as one.
* ClassicalMovieVampire: What the Schmekbluts resemble.
* {{Druid}}: The Blazht are an entire race of them.
* EldritchAbomination: Satanis himself, along with several others such as Drekth-crom "god of things that lurk in the gloom of the hideous twilight" and Toola-vra "god of nonsense and childish amusement".

* MadScientist: The Zeph n'Glarl are an entire race of them.

* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Several of the races, such as the Kanaima (who are devil insect witch doctors) and the Sairmenow (who are are dragonlike subterranean swanp-dwelling {{Voodoo Zombie}}s)

* OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame: The Dourge are typical fantasy dwarves but [[RecycledINSPACE IN HELL!]]
* OurMonstersAreWeird: Many of the races of Fiends, such as the Zibza, who resemble black trees covered in toad heads.

-->'''Reviewer''': "This game is not Lovecraftian. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos had nothing to do with hell, demons or even evil really. [[CosmicHorror It was a nihilistic vision of an uncaring and unknowable cosmos, of forces that were not so much malevolent as they were simply incompatible with human life.]] [[TakeThat This game does reflect something of the mythos, but unfortunately that something is unpronounceable names and the inability of mortal men, including the reader, to make sense of it all.]]"
**The titular Empire of Satanis is described as a totalitarian state ''and'' an anarchy, which are mutually exclusive.

* WritersCannotDoMaths: The text says that there are "a million worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum" which would mean each planet has only 1000 inhabitants.

Empire Of Satanis is a free RPG invented by Derrick Dishaw, in which you play a Fiend-"part demon, alien and human". You live in the city of Frier, in the kingdom of K'thana (the titular Empire of Satanis) in the Yidathroth universe. Despite bieng the ruler of K`thana, Satanis is not the only hell-god, and the player has the potential to be one.

* MasterRace: The Fiends believe themselves to be superior to all other species

* WritersCannotDoMaths: The text says that there are "a milllion worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum" which would mean each planet has only 1000 inhabitants.

**'''Reviewer''': "This game is not Lovecraftian. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos had nothing to do with hell, demons or even evil really. [[CosmicHorror It was a nihilistic vision of an uncaring and unknowable cosmos, of forces that were not so much malevolent as they were simply incompatible with human life.]] [[TakeThat This game does reflect something of the mythos, but unfortunately that something is unpronounceable names and the inability of mortal men, including the reader, to make sense of it all.]]"

* WritingAroundTrademarks: Void sabers are [[Film/StarWars lightsabers]] in all but name.

* ScifiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale
**ScifiWritersHave/NoSenseOfDistance: The text describes the size proportion between Yidathroth, K`thana and Frier as being the proportion between the Milky Way, the USA and Wisconsin, when the Milky Way is many magnitudes bigger than our planet, let alone individual countries.
**ScifiWritersHave/NoSenseOfUnits: The text says there are "a million worlds full of a billion Fiend-hating scum". This would mean that each world has only 1000 inhabitants.

Empire Of Satanis is a free RPG invented by Derrick Dishaw, in which you play a Fiend-"part demon, alien and human"-trying to socially advance yourself in the plane of Yidathroth and the Kingdom Of K`thana, the titular empire of Satanis. The game has a lot of RealitySubtext: Dishaw believed in a mix of Satanism, chaos magic and the Franchise/CthulhuMythos, leading to him trying to place a curse on people who panned ''Empire Of Satanis''.

* HollywoodSatanism: Combined with the Franchise/CthulhuMythos to create the setting.

* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Implied by the possibility of human-Fiend hybrids, seeing as the races include toad-infested trees and praying mantises who fly through space.

* ScifiWritersHaveNoSenseofScale
*NoSenseOfDistance: THe text describes the size proportion between Yidathroth, K`thana and Frier as being the proportion between the Milky Way, the USA and Wisconsin, when the Milky Way is many magnitudes bigger than our planet, let alone individual countries.
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: In the words of one online reviewer about the games Lovecraftian influence:
'''Reviewer''': "This game is not Lovecraftian. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos had nothing to do with hell, demons or even evil really.[[CosmicHorror It was a nihilistic vision of an uncaring and unknowable cosmos, of forces that were not so much malevolent as they were simply incompatible with human life.]] [[TakeThat This game does reflect something of the mythos, but unfortunately that something is unpronounceable names and the inability of mortal men, including the reader, to make sense of it all.]]"

* HollywoodVoodoo: In this setting, voodoo is not a religion but instead consists of cutting off limbs and using them to magically wound them.

* YouKeepUsingThat Word: In the words of one RPGnet reviewer:
'''RPGnet Reviewer''': This game is not Lovecraftian. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos had nothing to do with hell, demons or even evil really. It was a nihilistic vision of an uncaring and unknowable cosmos, of forces that were not so much malevolent as they were simply incompatible with human life. [[TakeThat This game does reflect something of the mythos, but unfortunately that something is unpronouncable names and the inability of mortal men to make sense of it all.]]