History Quotes / NoodleIncident

'''Father Dougal:''' ....Oh, um, nothing happened at all.

->'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingToomuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]

'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\

'''Father Dougal:''' - oh, um, nothing happened at all.

-->-- '''Rick Ajax''', ''UnboundSaga''

->Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like Chicago a few years ago... It's a bother to explain.

->'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. Major strides.

-->--''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

->Though none of the sailors knew how.

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].

-->-- '''Nick''', ''Left4Dead2''

-->-- '''Nick''', ''Left4Dead2''

-->-- [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] ''DwarfFortress'': {{Boatmurdered}}

-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''{{Film/Iron Man}}''

->Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like Chicago a few years ago... It´s a bother to explain.

-->-- ''SoulEater''

-->-- ''HalfLife2''

-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''{{xkcd}}'' comic

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->'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Did I say noodles?]] [[BlatantLies You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]

-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

->''There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,''
->''Or would sit making lace in the bow:''
->''And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,''
->''Though none of the sailors knew how. ''

'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and--\\
'''Father Noel:''' (coughcoughcough)\\
'''Father Dougal:''' -- oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->--''FatherTed''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants."''

->"Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

->Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like chicago a few years ago... It´s a bother to explain.

-->-- '''SoulEater'''

->''"I'd...rather not talk about it."''
-->''Jim Morales'', Kadik phys ed teacher, '''CodeLyoko'''

->'''Barney''': "You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat."
->'''Alyx''': "Cat?"
->'''Dr. Kleiner''': "Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. Major strides."
->'''Alyx''': "What cat?"
-->-- '''Half-Life 2'''

-->--''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl''

->''"That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident."''
-->--The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] XKCD comic.

-->--''QuestionableContent''

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-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', ''{{Brawl in the Family}}''

->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwod said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!

->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwod said about me was a line! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!

-->-- ''{{Homestuck}}''

-->-- Tony Stark to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''{{Film/IronMan}}''

->'''Calvin's Mom:''' What nnodles?

->'''Hobbes:''' What about the [[TropeNamer noodle incident?]]\\
'''Calvin:''' ''NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!''
-->-- ''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from ''talking'' to that giant with our fists.

--->-- Tony Stark to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''{{Film/IronMan}}''

--->-- Tony Stark to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''[[Film/IronMan]]''

->''"I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination."''

-->--''BambooBlade''

-->--''TheHuntingOfTheSnark''

-->-- ''1001 and more things the worst party in {{Eberron}} is forbidden from doing''

->'''Hobbes:''' What about the [[TropeNamer noodle incident?]]\\
'''Calvin:''' ''NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!''
-->--''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

->'''Nick:''' Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
-->--''Left4Dead2''

-->--''{{Homestuck}}''

->''"There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants."''
-->--''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]] DwarfFortress: [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/chapter1-30.html Boatmurdered]]''

->''""I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their [[NoodleImplements Molotov cocktails]]."''
-->--'''Rick Ajax''', ''UnboundSaga''

->'''Pleakley''': ''"Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken."''
->'''Jumba''': ''"I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again."''
->'''Pleakley''': ''"All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers..."''
-->--''LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

->''""I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their Molotov cocktails,"''

->'''Pleakely''': ''"Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken."''

->'''Pleakely''': "All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers..."''

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. Let us never speak of it again.