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->''"The epic steel factory fight is filled with deadly stunts. Jackie is attacked by glowing red-hot steel poles. Giant metal barrels are dropped centimeters from his dong, which may be confusing since that means "Smith" in China. And then Jackie gets kicked onto a holy-shit-real pit of hot coals... Luckily, safety rails are for capitalists, so he only had to make a 10-inch jump to get to non-flaming land."''
--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]
--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]
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->''"Again, my strength really lies in fixing computers, not in designing or managing needlessly nightmarish robots, but it just seems like a basic rule of computer-making that you should be able to turn it off at some point. I mean, my toaster has a plug in case something goes wrong, you know? And I haven't armed my toaster or given it access to my house's security system."''
-->--'''[[{{Terminator}} Cyberdyne's]] tech support engineer''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''
-->--'''[[{{Terminator}} Cyberdyne's]] tech support engineer''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''
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->''"This is like re-starting the [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} Skynet]] program and putting [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000 in charge of it]]. I mean, does no one see even the possibility of a problem of [[AIIsACrapshoot letting an artificial intelligence run a group of unquestioning/nearly indestructible killing machines?]] To top it all off, the base is sitting on a store of biological weaponry. So if anything did go wrong, there was no chance to bomb the base from the air, stopping the soldiers from rebelling. [[IdiotPlot Too…stupid…for words…THE PAIN!!!]]"''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/universal-soldier-the-return-1999-mic-rodgers/ on]] ''Film/UniversalSoldier: The Return''
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''
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->I don't know that I want to be going into the bowels of the earth, but then I don't see ''an emergency exit''.
-->--'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''
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->''I'm gonna need a tetanus shot just looking at all this.''
-->-- '''Doug Moreau''', ''{{Literature/Parellity}}''
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->"How come they never put safety rails around these bottomless pits?"
->"Health & Safety studies showed that more people were injured leaping over the rails waving light sabers."
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''' by Odon
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-->-- ''MassEffect2, ''VideoGame/MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker''
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->'''Imperial #1''': So anyway, I says "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave, I just want a railing! One railing! Right here!"
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->'''Imperial #1''': So anyway, I says "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave, I just want a railing! You know? One railing! Right here!"
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->'''Imperial #1''': All So anyway, I says "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave, I just want is a railing. railing! One railing. railing! Right here.here!"
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->[A stereotypical Bond Villain is discussing having a [[BookcasePassage rotating fireplace]] built for effect]\\
'''Builder''': [[RealityEnsues Look, mate, if you turn a wall with a burning fire in it, the "effect" you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate.]] It's down to health and safety.\\
'''Villain''': (laughing) Forgive my levity, Mr. Cooch, but when you come to know me better you will learn that neither health nor safety are among my primary concerns.\\
'''Builder''': Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: [[DeconstructedTrope fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating "Warning. This Wall May Revolve"...]]
-->--Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook
'''Builder''': [[RealityEnsues Look, mate, if you turn a wall with a burning fire in it, the "effect" you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate.]] It's down to health and safety.\\
'''Villain''': (laughing) Forgive my levity, Mr. Cooch, but when you come to know me better you will learn that neither health nor safety are among my primary concerns.\\
'''Builder''': Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: [[DeconstructedTrope fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating "Warning. This Wall May Revolve"...]]
-->--Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook
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->'''Dr. Archer''': The first one is on a geth ship while the second is inside a lab in the middle of a lava river...
->'''Shepard''': You built a lab in the middle of a ''lava river?''
->'''Dr. Archer''': We thought, "what could possibly go wrong"?
-->--''[[http://epantiras.deviantart.com/art/Mess-Perfect-2-144-328068583]]''
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-> '''Shepard:''' Not even a guard rail. I bet the Broker's agents love patrolling the hull.
-> '''Liara:''' At least the view is nice.
-->-- ''MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker''
-> '''Liara:''' At least the view is nice.
-->-- ''MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker''
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I've shovelled up the gypsium and it nigh on makes ye choke\\
I've stood knee-deep in cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn\\
Been working rough, I've seen enough to make your stomach turn''
-->--[[LampshadeHanging The Chemical Worker song]], GreatBigSea
I've shovelled up the gypsium and it nigh on makes ye choke\\
I've stood knee-deep in cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn\\
Been working rough, I've seen enough to make your stomach turn''
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I've stood knee-deep in cyanide,got gone sick with a caustic burn\\
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-->-- '''[=GlaDOS=]''', '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''
->''"Why ->Why is so much of our science dangerous?"'' dangerous? I say: say why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, out ''because you are fired!''
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->''"Why is so much of our science dangerous?"'' I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, ''because you are fired!''
-->-- '''Cave Johnson''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''
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I've shovelled up the gypsium and it nigh on makes ye choke\\
I've stood knee-deep in cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn\\
Been working rough, I've seen enough to make your stomach turn''
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I've shovelled up the gypsium and it nigh on makes ye choke\\
I've stood knee-deep in cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn\\
Been working rough, I've seen enough to make your stomach turn''
-->--[[LampshadeHanging The Chemical Worker song]], GreatBigSea
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Sir Giant Pink Lizard, you're under arrest! As the owner of this boss-level castle, it's your obligation to make sure all platforms are fully accessible to disabled people!
-->-- ''You Only Live Once''
-->-- ''You Only Live Once''
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->"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
-->-- [=GlaDOS=], ''{{Portal}}''
->'''Imperial #1''': ''All I want is a railing. One railing. Right here.''
->'''Imperial #2''': ''I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times.''
->"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
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-->-- '''[[HalfLife Corporal Adrian Shephard]]''', "Shephard’s Mind."
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->The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoidit."
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-->--[=GlaDOS=], '''[=GlaDOS=]''', ''{{Portal}}''
->To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
-->-- '''PA System''', ''{{Portal}} 2''
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->'''Imperial #2''':''I I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times.''
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->'''Imperial #1''': ''All I want is a railing. One railing. Right here.''
->'''Imperial #2''': ''I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times.''
-->--''FamilyGuy: [[StarWars Blue Harvest]]''
->'''Imperial #2''': ''I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times.''
-->--''FamilyGuy: [[StarWars Blue Harvest]]''
