History Quotes / GoneHorriblyRight

-->-- '''Gohan''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

-->-- '''Dr. Fuji''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]], ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

-->-- '''Artie''', ''A Brief Moment of Culture: Jeffrey Wells's Very Long Webcomic/{{Narbonic}} Fanfic''

-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''Fanfic/{{Composure}}''

(''after the Pharoah uses the Seal'')\\

-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-> "It worked!... Too well."
-->-- '''Makoto Fujiwara''' after his new “Armor Break” technique destroys his opponent’s clothes along with her armor, ''Fanfic/MarriageOfHeavenAndHell''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor: WesternAnimation/OperationZero''

-->-- ''Film/DeepBlueSea''

-->-- '''Freddy Krueger''', ''Film/FreddyVsJason''

-->-- '''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''

-->-- '''Max Bialystock''', ''Film/TheProducers''

-->-- '''[[Literature/ArchyAndMehitabel archy]]''', "prudence"

-->-- ''Literature/CiaphasCain''

-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Literature/RevengeOfTheSith''

-->-- Incident report, ''The Illustrated Star Wars Universe''

(''Baldrick takes the witness stand'')\\

'''Blackadder''': (''HeadDesk'')
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->-- '''Julian Morrow''' on their [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks stunt at the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney]], ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything''

-->-- ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Revolt Of The Machines'', "The Modular Menace - Post-Apocalypse"

-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=230788 "Laboratory Maniac"]]

-->-- '''Momir Vig''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107385 "Experiment Kraj"]]

-->-- '''Sorin Markov''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://magiccards.info/query?q=%21Merciless+Resolve "Merciless Resolve"]]

->'''Gunvolt:''' Why are you the only one in here? Where did the personnel go?
->'''Elise:''' Oh, you didn't see them on the way down? [[NightOfTheLivingMooks You know, the living corpses?]]
->'''Gunvolt:''' (Zombies? Even in a world full of [[PsychicPowers Adepts]], it sounded crazy.)
->'''Elise:''' Sumeragi wanted our power. The power of Resurrection... So we gave it to them... all of them. I guess they should have been more specific.
-->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt''

-->-- ''VideoGame/BioShock2'' trailer

-->-- '''Ben Prunty''', ''Videogame/FTLFasterThanLight'' soundtrack liner notes on the CutSong "Horror"

-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarI''

-->-- '''Brad Andac''', ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

-->-- '''[[{{Tykebomb}} Jack]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

-->-- '''Armor-Piercing Rounds shipping log''', ''Videogame/RiskOfRain2''

-->-- '''Wiz''' on the creator of [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]], ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''

-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html "The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World"]]

-->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''' reviewing ''Film/GodzillaVsKingGhidorah''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Honking"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''

-->-- '''Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez''', ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower''

-->-- '''Star Butterfly''' as her BluntMetaphorsTrauma-induced plot to destroy a rival football team goes off, ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''

->'''Grandpa:''' Now, where have you two been? Can't you see that aliens are attacking and the city's in flames?!
->'''Arnold:''' Slow down, Grandpa. It was us. We did it to scare you.
->'''Gerald:''' We did a radio show on the roof. It was us!
->'''Grandpa:''' This is no time for jokes, boys! Look! ''(points to the sky)'' There's their mothership!
->'''Arnold:''' Grandpa, that's the water tower. Stinky's up there. He lit it with Christmas lights.
->'''Grandpa:''' Hoo, what?! W-What about them silver, bulbous, ugly-looking creatures at my front door?
->'''Arnold:''' That was Helga and Harold and all the other kids in my class.
->'''Grandpa:''' Hold the phone! That was ''you'' on the radio.
->'''Arnold:''' Yeah, we used your old transmitter from the attic and we set it up so you guys would pick up a broadcast at the Halloween party.
->'''Gerald:''' Yeah, check this out. ''(holds up a megaphone and talks like an announcer)'' "We interrupt this program to bring to you a special bulletin. Aliens have landed."
->'''Grandpa:''' Well, what do you know? That ''was'' you! Ooh, very impressive. Hey, what about Douglas Kane flappin' his gums about it on TV? How'd you convince ''him?''
->'''Arnold:''' Wait a minute. Douglas Kane was talking about it on TV?
->'''Grandpa:''' Yeah, it was a special bulletin, just like your prank. Except he was showin' a video of the same aliens that came to our front door. The news is all over town, the city's in panic!
->'''Gerald:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh.]]
->'''Arnold:''' The TV station must have picked up our radio show. Grandpa, what happened to Helga and the kids after you saw them?
->''(screaming is heard; they look around the corner and see them running for their lives from an angry mob)''
->'''Grandpa:''' Well, Shortman, looks like we better go save your friends.

-->-- '''Ensign D'Vana Tendi''', after watching a friend AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the slowest and most horrifying way possible, ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'',

-->-- '''Kenneth Bainbridge''', on the Trinity atomic bomb

->''"ReGenesis was an effort by certain individuals to create a super-soldier," he explained, "It was made with a combination of Reaper technology and magic. The project was headed by Professor Membrane and funded by the Globex Corporation, who expected a being that could tear dimensions asunder, destroy continents in the blink of an eye, and essentially achieved[sic] godlike power."\\

->''"ReGenesis was an effort by certain individuals to create a super-soldier," he explained, "It was made with a combination of Reaper technology and magic. The project was headed by Professor Membrane and funded by the Globex Corporation, who expected a being that could tear dimensions asunder, destroy continents in the blink of an eye, and essentially achieved godlike power."\\

->'''Elise:''' Oh, you didn't see them on the way down? You know, the living corpses?
->'''Gunvolt:''' (Zombies? Even in a world full of Adepts, it sounded crazy.)
->'''Elise:''' Sumeragi wanted our power. The power of Resurrection... So we gave it to them... All of them. I guess they should have been more specific.

->So the good news is, [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla]]'s back. The bad news is, ''Godzilla's back''.

->So the good news is, [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla]]'s back. The bad news is, '''Godzilla's back'''.

->Oh no! Everything's going according to plan!
-->-- '''Star Butterfly'''mas her BluntMetaphorsTrauma-induced plot to destroy a rival football team goes off, ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''

-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''

->I'm sorry to say I was ever proud of [the [[KillerRobot Faro Swarm]]]. But Ted could really sell a concept, and in the labs, in the light of creation... That first test run, when you saw they understood their own structures, could rebuild themselves from memory and light... there were no limits. Oh God....[[ApocalypseHow there were no limits!]]
-->--'''Brad Andac''', ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

'''Fry:''' Night Rider wasn't evil!\\
'''Calculon:''' His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show, though. Anyway, only after bringing Project Satan to life did they discover they had made a terrible mistake! For you see... it was pure ''evil''

-> ''We dreamed of creating the world’s strongest Franchise/{{Pokemon}}... and we succeeded.''
-->-- '''Dr. Fuji''', ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]]

->''i do not think the prudent one hastes to initiate'' \\
''a sequence of events which he lacks power to terminate''
-->-- '''[[Literature/ArchyAndMehitabel archy]]''', ''prudence''

->'''Owen''': You mean that creature is still out there; it has the money, it's as powerful as Goliath...and it's smarter than you?\\
'''Xanatos''': Owen, I think I created a monster.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''

->''"We increased the sharks' brain mass, and as a side effect, the sharks got smarter."''
-->-- ''Film/DeepBlueSea''

->''"So the good news is, [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla]]'s back. The bad news is, '''Godzilla's back'''."''
-->--'''Creator/JamesRolfe''' reviewing ''Film/GodzillaVsKingGhidorah''.

->'''Ares''': I was trying... to make you... a great warrior!\\
'''Kratos''': ''You succeeded''. ''[stabs Ares]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''

->''"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted? [[IWarnedYou I warned you]]! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far! But you didn't listen. You ''forced'' me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid, because you know that I'm going to ''destroy'' you."''

->''"When other unicorns' spells go wrong they fail horribly. But noooo, for me they go wrong by working even better than I ever needed... or wanted."''
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''Fanfic/{{Composure}}''

->"Someone near him said: 'It worked.'"\\
"Someone else said: 'Now we are all sons of bitches.'"
-->-- '''Kenneth Bainbridge''', on the Trinity atomic bomb

->''"Our resurrection spell worked like a magic charm. We brought you back to life, Buffy. [[BuriedAlive Right where]] [[RiseFromYourGrave we left her]]."''
-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

'''Calvin Clone:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Are you kidding? It burned out after the fifth one of us!]]

->''The year was 2019, and I was just a lowly robot arm working on [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt Project Satan]], a savage, intelligent military car built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world.'' [...[ ''Anyway, only after bringing Project Satan to life did they discover they had made a terrible mistake! For you see...it was pure '''evil'''."''
-->-- '''Calculon''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they '''could''', they didn't stop to think if they '''should'''."''
-->-- '''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''

->''"The stunt that went horribly right."''
-->-- '''Julian Morrow''', ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything'', on the subject of their [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks stunt at the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney]].

->"If this substance falls into the wrong hands, half the world population might die!"\\
"And if it falls into the right hands, is it the whole population then?"
-->-- "Hunt for a Pirahna"

->''"A lesson for all you budding {{mad scientist}}s out there. It's an old lesson, but one that bears repeating. When you set out to build an unstoppable killing machine, please, ladies and gentlemen, make certain you really really want an unstoppable killing machine first."''

->''"[Cerberus] thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. Fuckin' idiots."''
-->-- '''[[{{Tykebomb}} Jack]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Shepard:''' I met your [[{{Precursors}} creators]]. They told me what you did to them.\\
'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Catalyst]]]]:''' [[JustFollowingOrders We did as we were expected.]]\\
'''Shepard:''' They said [[AIIsACrapshoot you betrayed them]]. That you turned them into [[EldritchAbomination Harbinger]].\\
'''[[spoiler:Catalyst]]:''' When they asked that I solve the problem of conflict, they failed to understand they were part of the problem themselves. The flaws of their organic reasoning could not perceive this. They lacked the foresight to understand their destruction was part of the very solution they required.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"In the city, science was unstoppable, until one day, science couldn't be stopped."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/BioShock2'' trailer

->''"His mind whirled with great plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed"''
-->-- '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=230788 Laboratory Maniac]] card description''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''"Of course [[BlobMonster it]] will grow beyond control -- it was designed to choose its own evolution."''
-->-- '''Momir Vig''' on [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107385 Experiment Kraj]]'s FlavorText, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''"You fought a war to destroy the Jedi. Congratulations on your success."''
-->-- '''Darth Vader''', the ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'' novelization, as he slays the last of the Separatist leaders

->''"Oh no! Everything's going according to plan!"''
-->-- '''Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', as her BluntMetaphorsTrauma-induced plot to destroy a rival football team goes off.

->'''Blackadder''': Deny everything, Baldrick. ''[Baldrick takes the witness stand]''\\
'''George''': Are you Private Baldrick? \\
'''Baldrick''': No!\\
'''George''': Oh. Um... but you are Captain Blackadder's batman?\\
'''Baldrick''': No!\\
'''Blackadder''': ''[HeadDesk]''
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

->'''Cain''': The goal of a [[ReligionOfEvil Chaos Cult]] is to try and attract the attention of their [[GodOfEvil patron deity]]. If they're lucky, they'll muck about, enacting rituals they don't understand, and maybe manage to wiggle themselves into some position of power where they can disrupt the day-to-day goings of the Imperium.\\
'''Student''': What if they are not lucky?\\
'''Cain''': [[EvilIsNotAToy They succeed in attracting said attention.]]
-->-- ''Literature/CiaphasCain''

->''"You sought to anger me, Nahiri. Soon you will see how well you have succeeded."''
-->-- '''Sorin Markov''' in the quote for '''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=%21Merciless+Resolve Merciless Resolve]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''"'''Everyone''' forgot [about me]! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now he just won't '''stop'''!"''
-->-- '''Freddy Krueger''', ''Film/FreddyVsJason''

->''"Successful as Bertron's experiment was, it was '''anything''' but a good idea."''
-->-- '''Wiz''' on the creator of [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]], ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''.

->''"[[WhatCouldHaveBeen This was supposed to be for use in Nebulas and other, more creepy areas]], but listen to the thing! FTL is not a psychological horror game, and this track was [[NightmareFuel way too freaky and claustrophobic]]. Still pretty cool, though."''
-->-- '''Ben Prunty''', ''Videogame/FTLFasterThanLight'' soundtrack liner notes on the CutSong "Horror"

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids [[spoiler:(The Delightful Children)]] with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be [[spoiler:ex-Kids Next Door]] that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OperationZero''

->'''Bunnigus:''' UNS military scientists have been working on soldier boosts for centuries. Thirty-one years ago someone put all the different programs under the same roof. Summarizing: They found that the right combination of these technologies would make any human functionally immortal.\\
'''Breya:''' Okay, but what were the side effects?\\
'''Bunnigus:''' You mean ''besides'' turning the entire population into a standing army of {{Super Soldier}}s? No side effects. Clean as a razor sharp, double-edged sword-whistle.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->Africanized bees owe their existence to science. Warwick E. Kerr created them in Brazil during the 1950s by crossing a European bee with an African bee. He wanted a bee that could live in the jungle. He got a bee that swarms by the hundreds of millions, is insanely territorial, mindlessly aggressive, has killed anywhere from a few dozen to a few thousand people, and can live in the jungle.\\
\\
And after they escaped and swarmed northward, [[OhCrap it turned out they were a-OK with deserts, too.]] They'll be in Montana by 2010.
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html "The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World"]]

->''"Oh, the humanity! So much air! So much air![[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...whoa, too much air! TOO MUCH AIIIR!]]"''
--> -- '''Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez''', ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower''

-> ''I'm sorry to say I was ever proud of it. But Ted could really sell a concept, and in the labs, in the light of creation....That first test run, when you saw they understood their own structures, could rebuild themselves from memory and light...there were no limits. Oh God....[[ApocalypseHow there were no limits!]]''
-->--'''Brad Andac''', ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn'', describing the [[KillerRobot Faro Swarm]]

-->--"The Modular Menace - Post-Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Revolt Of The Machines''

'''Catalyst:''' [[JustFollowingOrders We did as we were expected.]]\\

'''Catalyst:''' When they asked that I solve the problem of conflict, they failed to understand they were part of the problem themselves. The flaws of their organic reasoning could not perceive this. They lacked the foresight to understand their destruction was part of the very solution they required.

--> -- '''Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez''', ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower''

-->-- '''VideoGame/GodOfWar'''

-->-- ''Gohan'', '''Anime/DragonBallZ'''

->'''Twilight Sparkle''': When other unicorns' spells go wrong they fail horribly. But noooo, for me they go wrong by working even better than I ever needed... or wanted.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Composure}}''

-->-- Dr. Ian Malcolm, ''Film/JurassicPark''

-->-- '''DarthVader''', the ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'' novelization, as he slays the last of the Separatist leaders

->''"Oh, the humanity! So much air! So much air![[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...whoa, too much air! TOO MUCH AIIIR!]]"

-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html "The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World"]]

-->-- '''Dr. Fuji''', ''Film/PokemonTheFirstMovie'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]]

-->-- '''Dr. Fuji:''', ''Film/PokemonTheFirstMovie'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]]

->'''Dr. Fuji:''' We dreamed of creating the world’s strongest Franchise/{{Pokemon}}... and we succeeded.
-->-- ''Film/PokemonTheFirstMovie'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]]