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->'''Edgeworth:''' Something amusing, detective?\\
'''Gumshoe:''' Ron Hover was run over... It gets me every time, sir.\\
'''Judge:''' Would the witness please refrain from laughing at the victim's misfortune? After all, it's not his fault that his parents named him to bring about his fateful demise.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3823270/1/Of-Fake-Fairytales-and-Faux-Amour Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour]]'', an ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' fanfic.
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->"The basic idea of the film, and I think this is kind of where my problem with it is, is that missing trains is funny. That losing your wallet is really funny. That losing your passport ''and'' your wallet is really, really, really funny. [[MilkEggsBreadSquick And that separating a young child from his parent]] [[SarcasmMode is just more hilarious than we can possibly imagine]]."

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->"The basic idea of the film, and I think this is kind of where my problem with it is, is that missing trains is funny. That losing your wallet is really funny. That losing your passport ''and'' your wallet is really, really, really funny. [[MilkEggsBreadSquick [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And that separating a young child from his parent]] [[SarcasmMode is just more hilarious than we can possibly imagine]]."
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->"The basic idea of the film, and I think this is kind of where my problem with it is, is that missing trains is funny. That losing your wallet is really funny. That losing your passport ''and'' your wallet is really, really, really funny. [[MilkEggsBreadSquick And that separating a young child from his parent]] [[SarcasmMode is just more hilarious than we can possibly imagine]]."
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/MrBeansHoliday''
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->''"I am not saying we shouldn't analyze and criticize comedy. Jokes are extremely powerful and important, so I think it's a real vital thing to understand jokes and criticize them, harshly if necessary, if we're gonna understand our own beliefs and values and what effect we have on the people around us and what kind of world we wanna live in. But what I am saying, is that doing so is completely unenjoyable for everyone! It's not enjoyable to write, or to read, or to listen to. Either you're gonna disagree with me, in which case, I'm a buzzkill shitting on your good time, or you agree with me, in which case, you were already offended and not enjoying yourself."''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryR4LzS64Os "POP SONG REVIEW: "Freaky Friday" by Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown"]]
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'''Lowry:''' Of course. Thanks to these damned new security regulations. Which were introduced thanks to you, Halligan. If you hadn't gone and put a warrant of apprehension for Prince Charles in the computer after Princess Di's accident, we wouldn't be in this mess.\\

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'''Lowry:''' Of course. Thanks to these damned bloody new security regulations. Which were introduced thanks to you, Halligan. If you hadn't gone and put a warrant of apprehension for Prince Charles in the computer after Princess Di's accident, we wouldn't be in this mess.\\
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->"Of course you will have to apologize to Baphomet for the broken altar... damn it, no, not even I can joke about this. Ember, honestly, not everyone deserves an apology — no matter how much you've hurt them."
-->-- '''Daeran Arendae''', ''VideoGame/PathfinderWrathOfTheRighteous''
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->'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\\

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->'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's Kakarot! What's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\\



'''Goku:''' AAAAAHHHHH!... That was in terrible taste!\\

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'''Goku:''' AAAAAHHHHH!... AAAAAGHHHHH!... ''(moans in pain)'' That was in terrible taste!\\taaaste!\\
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-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TheRoom''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TheRoom''
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->''[Neil walks into the cafeteria to see bear-themed decorations.]''
->'''Neil''': Here are your sodas... [[DramaticDrop Oh my god.]]
->'''Jeff''': Pretty great.
->'''Duncan''': Yeah. Bear down, baby.
->'''Neil''': Too soon, you guys. This is ''way'' too soon.
->'''Shirley''': Too soon for wha--
->'''Neil''': Too soon for THIS! After this morning in Wisconsin? ''(scoffs)'' [[BearsAreBadNews Bear breaks loose]] at a kid's birthday party, ''mauls'' a whole bunch of people?
->''(Shirley, unaware of this, is shocked.)''
->'''Neil''': Why am I explaining this when this is ''obviously'' a ''ghoulish'' reference to it? The news has been covering it all morning!
->''(Everyone now appears guilty. Jeff looks at Chang.)''
->'''Chang''': ''(snaps fingers)'' THAT'S where I got the idea. [[JerkassHasAPoint You know how sometimes you hear something and you forget you heard it, but you think YOU came up with...]] Oh, man. This is bad. (''snaps fingers again'') We're in crisis mode now. [[NeverMyFault We]] really messed up, you guys.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS5E06AnalysisOfCorkBasedNetworking Analysis of Cork-Based Networking]]"
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-->-- ''Film/{{Ted 2}}''

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-->-- ''Film/{{Ted 2}}''
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[=*=]Crowd boos*\\

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[=*=]Crowd boos*\\''[crowd boos]''\\



-->-- ''Film/{{Joker}}''

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-->-- ''Film/{{Joker}}''
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->'''Makoto:''' Why don't you just be yourself and tell [Rei] how you feel?
->'''Nagisa:''' Thanks for the life lesson ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'', how's ''your'' repressed love life doing?
->'''Makoto:''' I don't know, Nagisa, how's your mother's drinking problem?
->'''Nagisa:''' Below the belt, Makoto.

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->'''Makoto:''' Why don't you just be yourself and tell [Rei] how you feel?
->'''Nagisa:'''
feel?\\
'''Nagisa:'''
Thanks for the life lesson ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'', how's ''your'' repressed love life doing?
->'''Makoto:'''
doing?\\
'''Makoto:'''
I don't know, Nagisa, how's your mother's drinking problem?
->'''Nagisa:'''
problem?\\
'''Nagisa:'''
Below the belt, Makoto.
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->''"Okay, let's not kid ourselves here: relationships in Myth/GreekMythology are, almost unilaterally, really bad. Zeus and Hera get some flak for Zeus' nonstop adultering with extremely unwilling mortals and Hera subsequently punishing the innocent mortals involved, but that's got nothing on that's got nothing on the story of their actual marriage, which I will not be recounting here because it is so far from consensual that there is no way for me to be funny about it!"''

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->''"Okay, let's not kid ourselves here: relationships in Myth/GreekMythology are, almost unilaterally, really bad. Zeus and Hera get some flak for Zeus' nonstop adultering with extremely unwilling mortals and Hera subsequently punishing the innocent mortals involved, but that's got nothing on that's got nothing on the story of their actual marriage, which I will not be recounting here because it is so far from consensual that there is no way for me to be funny about it!"''
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->''"Okay, let's not kid ourselves here: relationships in Myth/GreekMythology are, almost unilaterally, really bad. Zeus and Hera get some flak for Zeus' nonstop adultering with extremely unwilling mortals and Hera subsequently punishing the innocent mortals involved, but that's got nothing on that's got nothing on the story of their actual marriage, which I will not be recounting here because it is so far from consensual that there is no way for me to be funny about it!"''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions''', [[https://youtu.be/Ac5ksZTvZN8 "Miscellaneous Myths: Hades and Persephone"]]

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