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->''"Hi! I’m Creator/HaydenPanettiere, and I'm hot enough [[LampshadeHanging that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds]]."''
-->-- ''The John [=McCain=] Funny Or Die [[{{Parody}} "ad"]]''



->''"Hi! I’m Creator/HaydenPanettiere, and I'm hot enough [[LampshadeHanging that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds]]."''
-->-- ''The John [=McCain=] Funny Or Die [[{{Parody}} "ad"]]''

->"Dirty monkey! ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you could grind meat on those -- GAH!"
-->--'''Freeza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->"If you're just trying to impress me-- It's sort of working. Are you single?"
-->--'''Dr. Botz''', "Webcomic/CassiopeiaQuinn"

->"Dirty monkey! ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you could grind meat on those -- GAH!"
-->--'''Freeza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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-->-- '''Ristarte''', ''LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious''

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-->-- '''Ristarte''', ''LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious''
''Literature/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious''
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->''"You know, it makes a little too much sense that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3IWTfcks4k one of the absolute biggest hits of the 2000s]] was based on a true story from a recording session where Music/{{Usher}} was literally too horny to work."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/DiamondAxeStudiosMusic''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbC9x9sbM50 Ranking EVERY #1 HIT of the 2000s from Worst to Best]]''
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->"Your words sound vaguely [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial suspicious]], but I'm too distracted by [[BareYourMidriff your midriff]] to notice. Seriously, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs."

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->"Your words sound vaguely [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial suspicious]], but I'm too distracted by [[BareYourMidriff your midriff]] midriff to notice. Seriously, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs."
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->'''Veronica:''' Woah, nellie! He's caught ''my'' eye!
->'''Betty:''' Too bad that red light didn't!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'', Betty and Veronica in "Drive Me Crazy"
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->'''Ruby''': Just look at the ball.
->'''Sapphire''': I'm trying, but all I want to look at is ''you''!
->'''Ruby''': Don't worry. You can look at me when you're running for home.

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->'''Ruby''': ->'''Ruby:''' Just look at the ball.
->'''Sapphire''': ->'''Sapphire:''' I'm trying, but all I want to look at is ''you''!
->'''Ruby''': ->'''Ruby:''' Don't worry. You can look at me when you're running for home.
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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersWildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]"

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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersWildWildMario "[[Recap/SMG4WildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]"
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->'''Dorothy:''' Wasn't that story about the heart transplant amazing?
->'''Blanche:''' Oh, I wasn't paying attention. I was fantasizing what Tom Brokaw looks like naked.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
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'''Lady Boop:''' Don't worry, I'll stop him w9ith my womanly charm.

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'''Lady Boop:''' Don't worry, I'll stop him w9ith with my womanly charm.
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->'''Wild Bob:''' Crap, there's a guard there we need to get past.\\
'''Lady Boop:''' Don't worry, I'll stop him w9ith my womanly charm.
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersWildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]"
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'''Alice:''' Damn, I've been forbidden by my [[{{Superman}} Kryptonian father]] to do so... I'm Alice.\\

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'''Alice:''' Damn, I've been forbidden by my [[{{Superman}} [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kryptonian father]] to do so... I'm Alice.\\
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->''"'Here it comes! Nii-sama, are you-' Breasts..."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/VShojo Melody]]''' gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9dYmxwhrQE&t=15m52s distracted]] reading dialogue from ''VisualNovel/{{Nekopara}}''
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->''"Seiya! I'm sorry I kept you waitin--Ooh, [[GratuitousEnglish six-pack...]]"''
-->-- '''Ristarte''', ''LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious''
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'''Rory:''' ''[[[PantyShot very obviously still staring up Amy's skirt]]]'' Sorry.

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'''Rory:''' ''[[[PantyShot very ''very obviously still staring up Amy's skirt]]]'' skirt'' Sorry.
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->''"Hi! I’m Creator/HaydenPanettiere, and I'm hot enough [[LampshadeHanging that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds]]."''
-->-- ''The John [=McCain=] Funny Or Die [[{{Parody}} "ad"]]''
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->'''Goku:''' Hm? What was that? [[FoeYay I was busy staring into your eyes.]]

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->'''Goku:''' Hm? What was that? [[FoeYay I was busy staring into your eyes.]]
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->''<Prince Jake.> He nodded briefly. <They were expecting a press reaction, so I gave them one. Now that the idiots guarding this place are out of sight of this form's apparently attractive components, at least some of their brains are probably going to turn back on enough to wonder how I got here so quickly without a car.>\\
I nodded, looking very closely at his eyes and nowhere else. Definitely not looking at the scary dangerous genocidal alien who had like eighty different morphs that could eat me and oh god ''why'' had I already noticed that [[GenderBender he]] wasn’t wearing a bra? What was wrong with my stupid hormonal brain?''
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World''
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->'''Chris Kelly''' Why did you do it? Why did you force me out of the Navy?
->'''Navy flight instructor''' Because I want my pilots thinking about wind shear, ordnance and instrumentation. Not about which pretty Lieutenant they want to bang next.

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->'''Chris Kelly''' Kelly:''' Why did you do it? Why did you force me out of the Navy?
->'''Navy flight instructor''' instructor:''' Because I want my pilots thinking about wind shear, ordnance and instrumentation. Not about which pretty Lieutenant they want to bang next.
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->'''C-Bear:''' ''[pulls down his sunglasses]'' Hell-o! I see that fine new mail carrier comin' up the block! Check her out, she's all that, and a bag of chips, a bowl of bean dip, a jar of cookies, and a root beer float!

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->'''C-Bear:''' ''[pulls down his sunglasses]'' Hell-o! I see that fine new mail carrier comin' up the block! Check her out, she's all that, and a bag of chips, a bowl of bean dip, and a jar of cookies, and a root beer float!
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->'''Jamal:''' Wow, these cloud formations are amazing, C! Look, [[ThatCloudLooksLike that one looks like an elephant!]] And that one looks like a school bus, and ''that'' one looks like Cool-io! What do you see, C-Bear?
->'''C-Bear:''' ''[pulls down his sunglasses]'' Hell-o! I see that fine new mail carrier comin' up the block! Check her out, she's all that, and a bag of chips, a bowl of bean dip, a jar of cookies, and a root beer float!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CBearAndJamal'', "Sleepless in South Central"
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->'''Chris Kelly''' Why did you do it? Why did you force me out of the Navy?
->'''Navy flight instructor''' Because I want my pilots thinking about wind shear, ordnance and instrumentation. Not about which pretty Lieutenant they want to bang next.
-->--''Pacific Blue''
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->''When an American man catches sight of a bosom, his head snaps toward it, his eyeballs lock onto it like missile radar, and a loud alarm goes off in his brain, similar to the one in submarine movies that goes "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"--except it goes "BOSOM! BOSOM! BOSOM!" As long as the man is within range of the bosom (12 miles) his head will remain pointed toward it and he will be unable to think about anything else; this is the primary cause of freighters running around.''

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->''When an American man catches sight of a bosom, his head snaps toward it, his eyeballs lock onto it like missile radar, and a loud alarm goes off in his brain, similar to the one in submarine movies that goes "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"--except it goes "BOSOM! BOSOM! BOSOM!" As long as the man is within range of the bosom (12 miles) his head will remain pointed toward it and he will be unable to think about anything else; this is the primary cause of freighters running around.aground.''
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->''(Peter, fresh from plastic surgery, is walking away while Lois stares at his sculpted ass)''
->'''Brian:''' Are you gonna take that?
->''(Lois continues staring)''
->'''Brian:''' ''Lois!''
->'''Lois:''' What? Oh, Brian, I was j--er, ah... I was seeing if the, uh... driveway.
->'''Brian:''' That wasn't even a sentence. You were ogling Peter like a horny schoolgirl.
->'''Lois:''' Oh, I can't help it! I know, I know, he's become a superficial, egomaniacal jerk, but... I've never been more attracted to him! Oh, does that make me a bad person?
->'''Brian:''' Yes! Yes, it ''does'' make you a bad person!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "He's Too Sexy for His Fat"
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->''When an American man catches sight of a bosom, his head snaps toward it, his eyeballs lock onto it like missile radar, and a loud alarm goes off in his brain, similar to the one in submarine movies that goes "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"--except it goes "BOSOM! BOSOM! BOSOM!" As long as the man is within range of the bosom (12 miles) his head will remain pointed toward it and he will be unable to think about anything else; this is the primary cause of freighters running around.''
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', "He Would Flee Bosoms, But His Car Is Booted"
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->"Dirty monkey! ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you grind meat on those -- GAH!"

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->"Dirty monkey! ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you could grind meat on those -- GAH!"
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->'''Bernadette:''' This is gonna be a long weekend for you.\\
'''Howard:''' You're the reason I'm doing it!\\
'''Bernadette:''' I said to stop insulting each other! I didn't tell you to take [[[InsufferableGenius Sheldon]]] on a romantic getaway!\\
'''Howard:''' How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-canceling breasts.
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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->'''Jade''': Anise, why are you fighting in a swimsuit?
->'''Anise''': It's good that you noticed, Colonel! This is "Operation Sexy Anise"!
->'''Luke''': Are you stupid?
->'''Anise''': What do you mean 'stupid'!? When the monsters are stupefied with my sex appeal, they leave openings!
->'''Jade''': I see. Now I understand...
->'''Luke''': What?
->'''Jade''': [[DrawAggro Anise being targeted so much in the last battle...]] it was because of the swimsuit, right?
->'''Anise''': WHAT!? Are you saying that "Operation Sexy Anise" backfired!?
->'''Luke''': Heh! Perhaps it'll be better if you just stay in the swimsuit.
->'''Anise''': Boo-boo! You meanie!
-->--''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. 'Fail' or not, sex appeal still distracts.
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->"Dirty monkey! Now where- ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you grind meat on those -- GAH!"

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->"Dirty monkey! Now where- ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns to see Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you grind meat on those -- GAH!"
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->Oh, shit! I can't stop looking at his abs! Why does this always happen to women? Every stupid damn time, women fall in trance by looking at sexy muscular men. [[DefiedTrope I hate it when that happens! I really do!]]

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->Oh, ->"Oh, shit! I can't stop looking at his abs! Why does this always happen to women? Every stupid damn time, women fall in trance by looking at sexy muscular men. [[DefiedTrope I hate it when that happens! I really do!]]do!]]"

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