History Quotes / BreadEggsBreadedEggs

->''"knock knock. it's the united states. with huge boats, with guns. gunboats."''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Anime/LittleNemo''

-->-- '''Mabel Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Gumshoe:''' Any real detective would look at his bandana!
->'''Judge:''' Mmm, banana.
->'''Edgeworth:''' That's ''bandana'', Your Honor.
->'''Judge:''' Right, his banana-scented bandana.
-->--''Franchise/AceAttorney''

-> "These are clothing that will look good in airports, restaurants, and airport restaurants."
-->-- '''Katherine''' from "''Stepchild''", ''Literature/ClassicSingaporeHorrorStories''

->"''[[DemonicPossession Bill-Dipper]]! ''...Bipper!"

->'''Matt:''' I hope it's a dinosaur.
->'''Pat:''' I hope it's a volcano.
->'''Matt:''' I hope it's a volcanic dinosaur.

-> '''Mr. Burns''': I suggest you leave immediately.\\
'''Homer''': Or what? You'll release the [[AngryGuardDog dogs]]? Or the [[BeeAfraid bees]]? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they [[BeeBeeGun shoot bees at you]]? Well go ahead, [[TemptingFate do your worst]]!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> '''Young Ned Flanders:''' WAH! I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy! ''(kicks kid)'' Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! ''(pulls girl's hair)'' Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm '''Prune Tracy!''' ''(starts choking other kid)'' Take that, [[CurseCutShort Dickf--]]\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hurricane Neddy"

->'''House''': Lungs, skin, lungs, skin...sklungs?
-->--''Series/{{House}} M.D.''

-->--''Creator/RichardHammond'' listing the "Dos and Don'ts" of [[Series/Wipeout2009 the Sweeper Arm]]

-->--''Brunching Shuttlecocks'', "[[http://brunching.com/dangersymbols.html Danger Symbols, Part 1]]"

->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "Eating liquorice?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Eating liquorice?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"\\

'''Zoro:''' "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"\\
'''Some time later.'''\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "I like it."\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "AHHHHHH!"
-->--''WebVideo/NonePiece''/''WebVideo/CodeMent'' "Fanfic Mode"

-->--''ComicBook/KingCity'' (quoting these two is a bit difficult as [[PaintingTheMedium they speak in check-off forms]])

->'''Squidward''': ''"I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman."''\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''"Or a football playing king in space...with a mustache."''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Can You Spare a Dime?"

-->-- '''Codiekitty''', [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/Overrated/index.htm The Twenty Most Overrated Games I've Played]], on LEGO Star Wars

--> -- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Anime/LittleNemo''

->''"If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! [{{beat}}] Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible..."''
-->--'''Bayonetta''', ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}''

-->--'''[[TheHedonist Augus]]''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

-->--'''Pikotaro''', [[https://youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM "PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen)"]]

->'''Drover''': She had pretty brown eyes.
->'''Hank''': Were they pretty and brown or pretty brown? This could be important!
->'''Drover''': Both. They were pretty and brown. And pretty brown.
-->--''Literature/HankTheCowdog''

-->--''WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan''

->'''The Boss''': Snake, remember the basics of CQC.
->'''Naked Snake''': OKAY! Knife. Gun. ''Knifegun''!
-->--''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Let's Destroy the Shagohod!]]''

-->--Nightly Maintenance note regarding [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing RadioKol]]

-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}''

->''AHH! My glamor shot! AHH! My tennis trophy! AHH! My glamor shot'' of ''my tennis trophy! [[BigNo NOOOOO]]!''

-->--''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''

-> '''Dale''': Objection, conjecture, objecture.
->'''Hank''': [[DefiedTrope THAT'S NOT A WORD!]]

->'''Dr. John Collingwood''': Well what sort of business are you in?\\
'''Weasel''': Plumbing.\\
'''Krug Stillo''': Insurance.\\
'''Estelle Collingwood''': Well, which is it?\\
'''Sadie''': You see, we're actually in both. We sell insurance to plumbing companies. You know, in case they steal some toilets or something.

->'''Rogal Dorn''': Magnus, do you consume the taco on the friday or the tuesday?\\
'''Magnus''': [[MindScrew Taco tuesdays on friday]].\\
'''Emperor''': [[BerserkButton FUCK YOU. TURN THE CAST OFF RIGHT NOW.]]

->''You can craft grenades, and [[StickyBomb sticky grenades]], and remote grenades, and sticky remote grenades...''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lola Loud]]''': "He's sick."
->'''Lucy Loud''': "He's studying."
->'''Lana Loud''': "He's sick of studying."

->'''Lil [=DeVille=]''': "There's nothing worser than turning into a rock. 'Cept for maybe turning into mashed peas."
->'''Phil [=DeVille=]''': "Or bat drool."
->'''Both''': "Or mashed peas ''and'' bat drool."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "When Wishes Come True"

->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Lions?"
->'''Lucy Loud''': "Tigers?"
->'''Lola Loud''': "Ligers?"

-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "A Bird in the Hoof"

->'''Brother Bear''': "It squawked."
->'''Sister Bear''': "It whistled."
->'''Brother Bear''': "Uh, that's right-- it squawked ''and'' whistled."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBerenstainBears'', "The Berenstain Bears and the Truth"

'''Timmy:''' [[RunningGag Internet]]. ''(beat)'' Uh... Inheritance. ''(beat)'' I inherited the internet!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', "A Wish Too Far"

->''Jewels? Candy? Candy jewels?''
-->--'''Mayor Humdinger''' on the contents of a pinata, ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrol''

->''If it isn't my favorite trouble maker. I mean customer! Yes... My favorite troublemaking customer. How do you brew?''

->'''Trini''': It kinda sounds like a weird baby.\\
'''Tooey''': I think it's an alien.\\
'''Oscar''': What if it's an alien baby?

->''"Willy, don't go! What do you want, man? Money? Women? Is it hookers? I'll buy you a boat, I'll buy you a car! I'll buy you a boat full of hookers! We will call it the '' S.S. Hooker'' and we will sail the seven seas, with our hookers!''

-->-- ''Katherine'' from "Stepchild", ''Literature/ClassicSingaporeHorrorStories''

-> '''Young Ned Flanders:''' WAH! I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy! ''(kicks kid)'' Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! ''(pulls girl's hair)'' Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm '''Prune Tracy!''' ''(starts choking other kid)'' Take that, Dickf--\\

-->-- '''Hammer''', ''Machinima/SpriggsAHalo3Machinima''

->''"Manly drinks are just drinks that taste like lighter fluid! Or piss! Or lighter fluid mixed with piss!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/GradeAUnderA''' in his very first video, "Girly Drinks and Manly Drinks"

->"[[DemonicPossession Bill-Dipper]]! ''...Bipper!''"

-->-- WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay, ''Series/ManVsWild'' playthrough when the ground starts to shake

-->--'''''Series/{{House}} M.D.'''''

-->-- Codiekitty, [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/Overrated/index.htm The Twenty Most Overrated Games I've Played]], on LEGO Star Wars

-->-- the same person, during a review of ''VideoGame/GunstarHeroes''

--> -- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' reviewing ''Anime/LittleNemo''

-->-- [[https://web.archive.org/web/20151015003915/http://www.crystalhall.org/BekInterview.html Bek D. Corbin]]

'''Bob:''' [[SeriousBusiness You're right, it's not a race.]] [[ThisMeansWar It's a war.]]\\
'''Gene:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong It's a race war!]]\\

--->'''Linda:''' It's not a race.\\

-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice