History Quotes / BewareTheSillyOnes

-->-- '''George Monbiot''', [[https://www.monbiot.com/2021/12/13/this-is-the-moment/ "This Is the Moment"]], on a 2021 British government bill that, among other things, would expand acts that could be criminalised to include "interfering with the operation of critical infrastructure"

'''Pigeon:''' Oh no, earlier, when Mike almost beat the shit out of you. I mean that was crazy. You know he could fucking kill you. He could kill all of us. Sometimes I think we forgot, ''that's Creator/MikeTyson''!

'''Pigeon:''' Oh no, earlier, when Mike almost beat the shit out of you. I mean that was crazy. You know he could fucking kill you. He could kill all of us. Sometimes I think we forgot, ''that's UsefulNotes/MikeTyson''!

-->-- '''The Spot''' to '''Miles Morals''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''

-->-- ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]'', Series/DoctorWho
-> This one looks ridiculous, but he’s pretty strong.
-->--'''Ran''' when facing off against a pineapple themed MonsterOfTheWeek, ''Series/BFighterKabuto''

-->--'''Duking''', ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum''

->It's hard to wrap your head around Genki Sudo. He spent most of his fights grinning, dancing, or checking to see if Bruce Lee moves actually worked. Then he retired to start a robot techno band and write free-spirit books like ''Let's Be, Cat!'' He started his fights by leading a parade of costumed dancers to the ring and ended them by holding up a friendship flag. My point is, he behaves strangely for a man who kicks people for a living. [...] Despite his manic pixie dreaminess, Sudo was always a beast with his grappling. As soon as he stopped doing the cha cha and took a fight to the ground, he went after his opponent like a squid beating its wife.
-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', ''[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-most-creative-mma-attacks-ever The 9 Most Creative MMA Attacks Ever]]''

->'''[[BigBad Tai Lung]]:''' You can't defeat me. You're just a big, fat, panda!\\
'''[[BigFun Po]]''': I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm ''the'' big, fat panda.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

->'''Scorpion:''' Puerco? Hehehe, what are you, some kind of silly cartoon?\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' ''[offended]'' You got a problem with cartoons?
-->--- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'', [[UnderestimatingBadassery which leads to Scorpion's defeat]]

-->-- '''Boomstick''', talking about [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Mario]], ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''

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-> ''Gangplank Galleon is what makes K. Rool a Nintendo character. Crocodile Cacophony is what makes him a Nintendo villain.''
-->-- A '''Youtube comment''' about [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry King K.Rool,]] and how his themes represent his character

-->-- ComicBook/PlasticMan to a villain that just set ComicBook/MartianManhunter [[KryptoniteFactor on fire]]

->''[[CoolOldGuy Henderson]] makes it home (about three blocks away) when he realizes something horrible. He totally fucking forgot about [[CollectorOfTheStrange the lawn gnomes]]. [[SkewedPriorities He RUNS back to the still burning building]], only to see the fire department has already arrived. They inform him that no gnomes were in the building that they can tell. On the one hand, he's relieved as fuck since he didn't lose the gnomes, and killing that many little people [[CloudCuckoolander would probably constitute a hate crime]].''
->''Never mind that he totally just leveled a [[ReligionOfEvil church]] with [[CurbstompBattle the speed and brutality of the fucking Spetsnaz]].''

-->-- ''The Specialist'', by Gayle Rivers

-> Gangplank Galleon is what makes K. Rool a Nintendo character. Crocodile Cacophony is what makes him a Nintendo villain.
-->-- A Youtube comment about [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry King K.Rool,]] and how his themes represent his character

-->-- Loading screen description for Agitha in ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors''

-->-- ''"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]," Series/DoctorWho