History Main / ThatCameOutWrong

** In [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ehXcTJ3FBig this short]], Brent and Vernias have a laughing fit when the latter unintentionally calls himself a "master baiter" after successfully baiting the former into his Forward Smash. This would later get referenced during the group's ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' playthrough whenever they fell for a fake path in the [[BigBoosHaunt haunted house levels]]:

--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JR4F--Q4Eo&t=327s Nick]]:''' Yo, these Boo are "master baiters"!

--->'''Nick:''' Yo, these Boo are "master baiters"!

** In "The Paris Trip", Mittens has sex with Berlioz the night before she leaves for home. During the airport cab ride the next morning, Bolt asks a clearly sad Mittens "What's gotten into you anyway?"She breaks into a mischievous smile, thinking that sometimes the best jokes are unintentional.
** In "The Coyote", Bolt inadvertently lets slip to Charlie the Coyote that he and Mittens (who the coyote is hoping to catch and eat) are sexual partners.

* ''Radio/TrueCapitalist'': One day, while presumably talking about guns (as he has made numerous references to Texans being allowed to carry concealed guns), Ghost said that "I [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUUADqj2GA always walk around here in Texas]], with my strap on... uhh well that didn't, that didn't really, that didn't really sound right." As opposed to a "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo strap-on]]" by any chance?

* [[https://youtu.be/BWeF4kP3DzM?si=xM-pA9_FVhhx_Uyl One interview from a Tennis player (Daria Gavrilova)]] ended up like this. Daria was asked how she was able to continue playing even when she was down. Her response came out as:

* [[https://youtu.be/BWeF4kP3DzM?si=xM-pA9_FVhhx_Uyl One interview from a Tennis player (Daria Gavrilova)]]] ended up like this. Daria was asked how she was able to continue playing even when she was down. Her response came out as:

* During an episode of ''NFL [=GameDay=] Final'' after the Kansas City Chiefs won a playoff game, Chris Rose praised KC's defense before asking co-host Maurice Jones-Drew, "[[https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/chris-rose-maurice-jones-drew-ride-d.html Is it possible that [Kansas City] could ride the D?]]” Jones-Drew's reaction says it all. For his part, Rose quickly realized what he'd done and rephrased the question.[[note]]For the record, [[https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-defense-follows-survive-then-thrive-motto-to-earn-super-bowl-lviii-victory-over-49ers they did]].[[/note]]

* During an episode of ''NFL [=GameDay=] Final'' after the Kansas City Chiefs won a playoff game, Chris Rose praised KC's defense before asking co-host Maurice Jones-Drew, "[[https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/chris-rose-maurice-jones-drew-ride-d.html Is it possible that [Kansas City] could ride the D?]]” Jones-Drew's reaction says it all.[[note]]For the record, [[https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-defense-follows-survive-then-thrive-motto-to-earn-super-bowl-lviii-victory-over-49ers they did]].[[/note]]

* During an episode of ''NFL [=GameDay=] Final'' after the Kansas City Chiefs won a playoff game, Chris Rose praised KC's defense before asking co-host Maurice Jones-Drew, "[[https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/chris-rose-maurice-jones-drew-ride-d.html Is it possible that [Kansas City] could ride the D?]]” Jones-Drew's reaction says it all.

* In ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokemon Platinum]]'', the rival drags you off to Lake Verity to find the legendary Pokemon Mesprit for Professor Rowan, as thanks for giving you starter Pokémon. However, he suddenly stops and exclaims that you don't have any balls... and immediately has to clarify that he meant ''Poké Balls''.

A character says something innocuous, but it can easily be misconstrued as something really dirty. Different from InnocentInnuendo in that the audience isn't misled--it's just the character isn't filtering their thoughts properly. Other, more dirty-minded characters may make fun of the speaker or chime in with "ThatsWhatSheSaid!" More commonly, the speaker catches herself and, after a {{beat}}, acknowledges it with the title phrase or something to the same effect like, "You know, now that I'm saying this out loud, I realize how ridiculous/idiotic/wrong it actually sounds".

* Creator/BDylanHollis

** In the "Civil War Cake Video"
--->Add nuts. [[SuddenlyShouting HOW MUCH?!]] I need nut instructions!

''Cue screen saying "One moment please, I've said something I regret"''

'''Guy 1:''' TO THE CORE! (Beat) Wait, WHAT??!

-->'''Sakura''': Nozaki-kun is...he's just paying back senpai with his body![[note]]Nozaki was writing a script for Hori's play in return for Hori drawing his manga backgrounds.[[/note]]

--> '''Narcissa''': My son, the quidditch fanatic. No brooms this year, Draco. How are you going to console yourself?\\
'''Draco''': With potions. Er-I mean-studying and learning how to make potions. In Potions class. Not taking them. Eeww.

* ''Fanfic/BlackenedSkies'': Teruteru enjoys making racy remarks as part of his wannabe LovableSexManiac persona... and also as a [[SadClown coping mechanism]], as he tries to deal with the stresses of the mutual killing games by cracking jokes. This is so deeply ingrained that he honestly struggles with ''not'' making lewd comments - something that naturally causes friction with the other students, who repeatedly make clear that [[DudeNotFunny they're not amused]].

** In “The Paris Trip,” Mittens has sex with Berlioz the night before she leaves for home. During the airport cab ride the next morning, Bolt asks a clearly sad Mittens “What’s gotten into you anyway?” She breaks into a mischievous smile, thinking that sometimes the best jokes are unintentional.
** In “The Coyote,” Bolt inadvertently lets slip to Charlie the Coyote that he and Mittens (who the coyote is hoping to catch and eat) are sexual partners.
--->'''Charlie:''' ''[with a knowing look]'' Ohhh, now I see. You’re fattening her up, saving the choice kitty bits all for yourself.
--->'''Bolt:''' ''[blustering]'' Will you puh-leeze drop the subject already? I guarantee you, nobody’s gonna taste her choice kitty bits but me. Mittens is MINE, darn it! MINE!
--->'''Charlie:''' ''[blinking incredulously]'' Um, hang on a sec. Are we even talking about the same thing anymore? You’re actually saying you have feelings for… a cat?
--->'''Bolt:''' ''[eyes widening as he shifts uncomfortably]'' That’s enough! You’re getting me all discombobulated -- I can’t even think straight! Look, none of this matters, okay? You just get your shabby carcass outta here and leave my cat alone!

* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has a few of these, several centered around characters only knowing one definition of the word "Balls". Goku is also a fountain of material for this, but never quite realizes it.
** There's also the accidental calls to George Takei...
--->'''Goku:''' Then he went and brought this really ''{{horn|edHumanoid}}y'' guy!\\
'''George:''' Oh my.\\
'''Goku:''' Who's that, King Kai? \\
'''King Kai:''' It's George Takei. Somehow we made this into a three-way.\\
'''George:''' ''Ohhhh my!''\\
'''King Kai:''' ''Call!'' Three-way ''call!''
** During Popo's training session:
--->'''Tien:''' No! Chiaotzu, my partner!\\
'''Yamcha:''' ... gay.\\
'''Tien:''' Hey, at least I don't spend all of ''my'' free time living alone with a cat!\\
'''Yamcha:''' Hey, at least ''I'' get some puss-- wow, that did NOT come out right.
** From a later episode, when the Ginyu Force arrives on Namek:
--->'''Ginyu:''' Now, Jeice, we need to touch on Freeza's balls.\\
'''Jeice:''' Uh, Captain...\\
'''Ginyu:''' Yes, yes. Realized it the moment I said it.
** With all the innuendo Cell spouts, it was inevitable he'd slip up sooner or later:
--->'''Cell''': I'm gonna need that time machine, so I can--\\
'''Trunks''': Go back in time and absorb the Cyborgs.\\
'''Cell''': So I can achieve my--\\
'''Trunks''': "Perfect" form.\\
'''Cell''': Okay, you ''suck.'' You are sucking ''all'' the fun out of this! ''I'm'' the only one who sucks here, boy--that came out wrong.\\
'''Trunks''': Nah, sounds right to me.

-->'''Sho''': Brother and Sister[[note]]Referring to Jellal and Erza respectively[[/note]] are together! Brother and Sister are together!\\
'''Laxus''': ''(Whacks Sho on the head)'' Don't say it like that kid! [[BrotherSisterIncest It sounds really mess up]]!

-->'''Malon''': Don't know about you, but after working like a mule for the past couple days I could really use a bath before I start dinner. Would you like one?\\
'''Link''': (''FascinatingEyebrow'')\\
(''{{Beat}}'')\\
'''Malon''': (''blushing'') Not ''together''!

--> '''Gwen''': Are you kidding me?! How does such a big ego fit inside such a teeny-tiny brain?\\
'''Chris''': Hey! You don't need brains to host reality TV!!! ''[[{{Beat}} ...(Realizes what he said)]]'' ...wait.\\
'''Confessional Gwen''': Well at least he admits it. ''(giggles)''

-->'''Jesper''': (''noticing a picture of Alva's graduation'') Holy moly! That's you? What happened?\\
'''Alva''': (''loses patience'') What ''happened'' was...\\
'''Jesper''': That's... that came out wrong.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019'', Simba accidentally scares a topi antelope while pouncing on a butterfly. The topi sees that it's Simba and is relieved that it's him and not "a real lion". He realizes his mistake and tries to fix it, but all he can muster in the end is "Yeah, I gotta go" before leaving.

-->'''Brian''': Dougal.\\
'''Dougal''': Yeah?\\
'''Brian''': You mustn't feel guilty just because it's all your fault.\\
'''Dougal''': ME?\\
'''Brian''': Oh, sorry, that didn't come out right.

--> '''Izzy:''' Now, I know what you're all thinking--
--> '''Sprout:''' AAAGH! SHE'S ALREADY READING OUR MINDS!!!

--->'''Mervyn''': The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday. ({{Beat}}) Nothing happened.

--->'''Lurcio''': I say "mistress", I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her. ({{Beat}}) No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion.

--->'''Lurcio''': Oh, what happened? Did UsefulNotes/{{Nero}} have his thumb up? ({{Beat}}) I'll rephrase that.

''[{{Beat}}]''\\

* Johnny Cage of ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' fame has a tendency to hit on the ladies when he isn't trash-talking everyone in sight. In ''11'', he does this to Cassie[[note]]Johnny's daughter with Sonya Cage[[/note]] without even meaning to, and immediately regrets it.
-->'''Johnny''': What's cookin', good-lookin'?\\
'''Cassie''': Ugh, NO! Seriously!?\\
'''Johnny''': ...wait, what?! Not what I meant!

* In ''VideoGame/OrcsMustDie'' when you put a trap. The war mage says "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. No, wait, the other way around"

-->'''Schezo''': I want you to give me all of you!\\
'''Arle''': You know, it makes you sound like a pervert when you put it that way.

---> '''[[ForeignExchangeStudent Sonia]]''': If you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly!\\
'''Kazuichi''': ...I'm sorry...I didn't catch all that...\\
'''Sonia''': Like I said, if you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly!\\
'''Kazuichi (blushing)''': Ah, say it one more time...I need to record it...for reasons...
*** Part of this joke is lost in translation: the word Sonia uses for "die" sounds identical to "[[TheImmodestOrgasm come]]". It helps that [[GetTheeToANunnery "die" is old slang for the orgasm in English]], though.

-->'''Ambrosia:''' Then, sleep with me.
-->'''Arsenik:''' Sleep with you. Hmm...that’s a very tempting offer.
-->'''Ambrosia:''' I-I meant beside me! There’s room, to be certain.

'''Caboose''': ''I am home, Caboose is home, I'm the place to be! So come on gents and bring your friends and cram yourselves inside of me!'' That's... not... That is NOT what I meant.

-->'''Triple M:''' ''[referring to General Vollin]'' Bitch.\\
'''Meme:''' EXCUSE ME!?\\

-->'''Gwendolyn:''' Oh, ok. [[ImpliedDeathThreat I can make sure no one finds your body for a long time]].

* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'': [[https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-604-rooftop-relationship-roundup/ "#604 – Rooftop relationship roundup"]]: "When do you sleep with your all these boyfriends?", interpreted as a question for details, with the "When" as in "What specific times", and but it was intended as a expression of incredulity, which would be more direct as "How do you find the time to do that?"

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* Zhuge Liang does this during his eulogy for Zhou Yu in ''Fanfic/FarceOfTheThreeKingdoms.''
--> '''Zhuge Liang:''' I miss the grace of your manhood. Er, that came out wrong. You were married to a girl, and she was hot – I mean, you were a cute couple – you know what, I’ll quit while I’m ahead here.

* Occurs and is namedropped in an exchange held over comms in ''WebAnimation/SpriggsAHalo3Machinima'':
-->'''Volin:''' General V, out.\\
'''Triple M:''' Bitch.\\
'''Meme:''' (Overhearing) ''Excuse me?''\\
'''Triple M:''' No, not you, the other bitch... Ugh, that came out wrong!
* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'': In "Toni and the Tiger", Toni is sitting in class wearing her new mithril bracelet. Nikki, being a [[TheFairFolk Sidhe]], is entranced by it.
-->Mrs. Chulkris read off attendance and began today's lesson, something about Ley Lines. I couldn't pay that much attention because Nikki kept running her finger over my bracelet. Finally, I snatched my wrist away.\\
Mrs. Chulkris stopped the lesson. "Is there a problem?"\\
"Yeah! Nikki keeps fondling my bling-bling!" From the hoots of derision, I could tell that I could have phrased that better.

---> '''Dan:''' You know where the Big Key is? I do! Gimme your bank numbers! I'm a Nigerian Prince!
---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Dan:''' Not to say that people from Nigeria are like monkeys! Jesus Christ I can see the fucking like Racism Patrol like, ugh, God, just looking to start shit! They are so ready! [[EverythingIsRacist They are so ready to make]] ''[[EverythingIsRacist any]]'' [[EverythingIsRacist connection!]]

---> '''Dan:''' Okay! Time to look up "How to beat the clam!"
---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Dan:''' Actually, that'll probably bring up some porn sites...

---> '''Dan:''' You guys need this driveway fuckin' re-tarred?
---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Dan:''' Actually, Wait!!!
---> (Hysterical laughter from both of them)
---> '''Arin:''' DID YOU JUST SAY "RETARD", DUDE?! YOU DID! YOU SAID "RETARD!" YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!! That's a bad thing to say!
---> '''Dan:''' It is. I'm sorry. I never even considered that was a thing.

'''Narrator:''' ...and Hot Fuzz. You get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke 'Cause she's a bunny cop]], but she's hot, too. Wait, n--I can ''say'' that she's hot though, right? Dangit, am I a racist ''and'' a furry now?! Ugh, this movie is such a minefield.

--->'''Amy''': Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?
--->'''Sonic''': Well, yeah! Wait, that came out wrong...

* ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'' when Lucifer confronts [[spoiler:Adam during the Extermination that starts at the Hazbin Hotel]], he proclaims he is going to "fuck them", causing everone to [[StunnedSilence quietly look in surprise]] and for Angel and Valentino to look in amusement before Charlie whispers that the real line is "fuck you up".

* In the ''VideoGame/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' LicensedGame, Buffy suggests to the Scoobies that "while everyone bones up on sigils and resurrection, [she'll] head over to the mansion and bone up on Angel."

* During an episode of ''NFL [=GameDay=] Final'' after the Kansas City Chiefs won a playoff game, Chris Rose praised KC's defense before asking co-host Maurice Jones-Drew, "[[https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/chris-rose-maurice-jones-drew-ride-d.htmlIs it possible that [Kansas City] could ride the D?]]” Jones-Drew's reaction says it all.

* Travelling Renaissance Faire performer [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JAJdf6IITcc Jacques Ze Whipper]] regularly takes requests at his shows, and when someone suggested "All The Single Ladies" by Music/{{Beyonce}}, Jacques says "Okay, I will do 'All The Single Ladies'" and ''instantly'' realizes what came out of his mouth. When all the women in the audience cheer, he says "The song, people! The song!"

* Travelling Renaissance Faire performer [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JAJdf6IITcc Jacques Ze Whipper]] regularly takes requests at his shows, and when someone suggested "All The Single Ladies" by Music/{{Beyonce}}, Jacques says "Okay, I will do 'All The Single Ladies'." When all the women in the audience cheer, he realizes ''exactly'' how that sounded. "The song, people! The song!"