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-->'''Miss Piggy:''' NO! ''[thwack]'' ONE! ''[thwack]'' TRICKS! ''[thwack]'' ME! ''[thwack]'' INTO! ''[thwack]'' MARRYING! ''[thwack]'' THEM! ''[thwack]'' AND! ''[thwack]'' THEN! ''[thwack]'' HURTS! ''[thwack]'' MY! ''[thwack]'' KERMIE! ''[thwack]''

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-->'''Miss Piggy:''' (after freeing herself from the ropes, to Constantine) You may think your the world's most dangerous frog, but you're ''still'' a frog! (grabs Constantine by the legs and repeatedly tracks him against the windows of the helicopter) NO! ''[thwack]'' ONE! ''[thwack]'' TRICKS! ''[thwack]'' ME! ''[thwack]'' INTO! ''[thwack]'' MARRYING! ''[thwack]'' THEM! ''[thwack]'' AND! ''[thwack]'' THEN! ''[thwack]'' HURTS! ''[thwack]'' MY! ''[thwack]'' KERMIE! ''[thwack]'''''KERMIE!'''
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* ''Fanfic/ShadowsOverMeridian'': Erec does this when he attacks Caleb in his fury over the death of his commander, Captain Granik, who perished in the Shadowkhan attack on the castle when Caleb had the former rebels prioritize rushing to Elyon's defense, abandoning the guards to protect the rest of the castle and fight them by themselves.
-->'''Erec''': You miserable ''[punch]'' worthless ''[punch]'' cowardly traitor ''[punch]'' the captain is gone because of you!!! ''[punch]''
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13686679/4/Tones-of-Gray Tones of Gray]]'' Daniel punches his sister's abuser.
-->'''Daniel:''' Never. Hit. A. Woman. Again. You bastard!
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-->'''Marlin:''' I GOTTA TELL HIM HOW! OLD! SEA! TURTLES! ''ARE!''

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-->'''Marlin:''' I GOTTA TELL HIM HOW! OLD! SEA! TURTLES! ''ARE!''have to get out! ''[bang]'' I have to find my son! ''[bang]'' [[TearJerker/FindingNemo I have to tell him how--old--sea--turtles are!]]
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* The Russian Cosmonaut in ''Film/{{Armageddon}}'', while banging the engines with a wrench: "[[PercussiveMaintenance This! Is how! We fix! Things! On Russian! Space! Station!]]"

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* The Russian Cosmonaut in ''Film/{{Armageddon}}'', ''Film/Armageddon1998'', while banging the engines with a wrench: "[[PercussiveMaintenance This! Is how! We fix! Things! On Russian! Space! Station!]]"
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->'"It's for ''YOU!'' '''[wham!]''' You ''shouldn't'' '''[wham!]''' ''hurt'' '''[wham!]''' ''people!'' '''[wham!]'''"
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''', ''Film/{{Hellboy|2004}}''

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->'"It's ->''"It's for ''YOU!'' '''[wham!]''' '''YOU!''' ''[wham!]'' You ''shouldn't'' '''[wham!]''' ''hurt'' '''[wham!]''' ''people!'' '''[wham!]'''"
'''shouldn't''' ''[wham!]'' '''hurt''' ''[wham!]'' '''people!'''"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''', ''Film/{{Hellboy|2004}}''
'''Hellboy''', ''Film/Hellboy2004''



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* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'': When Scuttle tries to warn Ariel about his horrifying discovery, she and Sebastian stare at him in utter confusion. So to get to the point, he grabs Sebastian and slams him down the dock with every word.
-->'''Scuttle''': DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?! THE '''PRINCE''' IS '''MARRYING''' THE '''SEA''' WITCH '''IN''' DIS-'''GUISE!!!!'''

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'': When Scuttle tries to warn Ariel about his horrifying discovery, she and Sebastian stare at him in utter confusion. So So, to get to the point, he grabs Sebastian and slams him down the dock with every word.
-->'''Scuttle''': -->'''Scuttle:''' DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?! THE '''PRINCE''' IS '''MARRYING''' THE '''SEA''' WITCH '''IN''' DIS-'''GUISE!!!!'''DIS-'''GUISE!'''



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* ''Film/{{Scrooged}}'' has the Ghost of Christmas Present (Carol Kane) doing the following to Bill Murray's Frank Cross:
--> '''Ghost of Christmas Present''': ''[faking sympathy]'' Oh, Frank, we're fighting again, let's not ''[bam]'' FIGHT anymore! Oh, look! What’s this? ''[picks up a toaster]'' It's a ''[whack]'' TOASTER!

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* ''Film/{{Scrooged}}'' has the Ghost of Christmas Present (Carol Kane) doing the following to Bill Murray's Frank Cross:
--> '''Ghost -->'''Ghost of Christmas Present''': Present:''' ''[faking sympathy]'' Oh, Frank, we're fighting again, let's not ''[bam]'' FIGHT anymore! Oh, look! What’s this? ''[picks up a toaster]'' It's a ''[whack]'' TOASTER!



--->'''The Bride:''' ''This'' -- is ''what'' -- you ''get'' -- for ''fucking'' -- ''around'' -- with ''yakuzas! GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER!''
** Also done on Buck with a door right at the start of the movie, although that was probably meant to be serious. "Where's Bill?!" "I dunn-SLAM" ''"Where's Bill?!"''

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--->'''The Bride:''' ''This'' -- is ''what'' -- you ''get'' -- for ''fucking'' -- ''around'' -- with ''yakuzas! ''{{yakuza}}s! GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER!''
** Also done on Buck with a door right at the start of the movie, although that was probably meant to be serious. "Where's Bill?!" "I dunn-SLAM" ''"Where's Bill?!"''dunn--" ''[SLAM]'' "'''Where's Bill?!'''"



-->'''Major Payne:''' You like to hit women? (''smacking the actor'') DON'T! NEVER! HIT! HER! AGAIN! HEAR ME? HEAR ME? HUH? HUH?
* ''Film/TheBigLebowski'': Are you paying attention, Larry? [[OverlyLongGag Because this!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Is what happens!]] [[ClusterFBomb When you fuck! A stranger! In the ass! Do you see it, Larry? Do you see what happens when you Fuck! A Stranger! in the Ass!]]

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-->'''Major Payne:''' You like to hit women? (''smacking ''[smacking the actor'') actor]'' DON'T! NEVER! HIT! HER! AGAIN! HEAR ME? HEAR ME? HUH? HUH?
* ''Film/TheBigLebowski'': Are "Are you paying attention, Larry? [[OverlyLongGag Because this!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice this! Is what happens!]] happens! [[ClusterFBomb When you fuck! A stranger! In the ass! Do you see it, Larry? Do you see what happens when you Fuck! fuck! A Stranger! in stranger! In the Ass!]]ass!?]]"



* The Creator/{{MTV}} Movie Awards [[AffectionateParody parody]] of ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' had Creator/SeannWilliamScott do this [[MakesSenseInContext to himself]] during their version of the "Burly Brawl" scene.
-->"STOP! HITTING! YOURSELF!"

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* The Creator/{{MTV}} Movie Awards [[AffectionateParody parody]] of ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' had Creator/SeannWilliamScott do this [[MakesSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext to himself]] during their version of the "Burly Brawl" scene.
-->"STOP! -->''"STOP! HITTING! YOURSELF!"YOURSELF!"''



-->'''Simon Skinner''': "GET! *punch* OUT! *punch* OF MY! *punch* VILLAGE!" *punch*
-->'''Nicholas Angel''' (catching Skinners fist): "[[PreMortemOneLiner It’s not your village any more!]]" *megaton punch*
* ''Film/HudsonHawk''. Tommy Five-Tone does it to Darwin Mayflower.
-->'''Darwin Mayflower''': Tommy [snip] You were hired as bait. Do you have an answer as to why you betrayed me?
-->'''Tommy Five-Tone''': I've got five of them. One! [punch] Two! [punch] Three! [punch] Four! [punch] Just one more! [punch]

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-->'''Simon Skinner''': "GET! *punch* Skinner:''' GET! ''[punch]'' OUT! *punch* ''[punch]'' OF MY! *punch* VILLAGE!" *punch*
-->'''Nicholas Angel''' (catching Skinners fist): "[[PreMortemOneLiner It’s
''[punch]'' VILLAGE! ''[punch]''\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[catches Skinner's fist]'' [[ShutUpHannibal It's
not your village any more!]]" *megaton punch*
anymore!]] ''[MegatonPunch]''
* ''Film/HudsonHawk''. ''Film/HudsonHawk'': Tommy Five-Tone does it to Darwin Mayflower.
-->'''Darwin Mayflower''': Tommy [snip] You Mayflower:''' Tommy... ''[snip]'' you were hired as bait. Do you have an answer as to why you betrayed me?
-->'''Tommy Five-Tone''':
me?\\
'''Tommy Five-Tone:'''
I've got five of them. One! [punch] ''[punch]'' Two! [punch] ''[punch]'' Three! [punch] ''[punch]'' Four! [punch] ''[punch]'' Just one more! [punch]''[punch]''



--> Don't... ''slam'' make me... ''slam'' have to... ''slam'' hurt you! ''slam''

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--> Don't... ''slam'' -->''"Don't... ''[slam]'' make me... ''slam'' ''[slam]'' have to... ''slam'' ''[slam]'' hurt you! ''slam''you!"'' [slam]



-->'''Miss Piggy''': "NO! ''thwack'' ONE! ''thwack'' TRICKS! ''thwack'' ME! ''thwack'' INTO! ''thwack'' MARRYING! ''thwack'' THEM! ''thwack'' AND! ''thwack'' THEN! ''thwack'' HURTS! ''thwack'' MY! ''thwack'' KERMIE!!!! ''thwack'' "

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-->'''Miss Piggy''': "NO! ''thwack'' Piggy:''' NO! ''[thwack]'' ONE! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' TRICKS! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' ME! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' INTO! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' MARRYING! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' THEM! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' AND! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' THEN! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' HURTS! ''thwack'' ''[thwack]'' MY! ''thwack'' KERMIE!!!! ''thwack'' "''[thwack]'' KERMIE! ''[thwack]''



--> '''Kirk:''' I! ''*kick*'' have had! ''*kick*'' enough of you! ''*kick*''
* In ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'' Troi got drunk in her attempt to convince Zefram Cochrane to listen to them.
--> '''Troi:''' Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So ''(poke)'' don't go ''(poke)'' criticizing my ''(poke)'' counseling ''(poke)'' techniques!
* In ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'', Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. Rocket then starts kicking a patch of grass in frustration.
--> '''Rocket:''' See what you're making me do! ''YOU'RE [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MAKING! ME! BEAT UP! GRASS!]]''

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--> '''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' I! ''*kick*'' ''[kick]'' have had! ''*kick*'' ''[kick]'' enough of you! ''*kick*''
''[kick]''
* In ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'' ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'', Troi got gets drunk in her attempt to convince Zefram Cochrane to listen to them.
--> '''Troi:''' -->'''Troi:''' Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So ''(poke)'' ''[poke]'' don't go ''(poke)'' ''[poke]'' criticizing my ''(poke)'' ''[poke]'' counseling ''(poke)'' ''[poke]'' techniques!
* In ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'', Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. Rocket then starts kicking a patch of grass in frustration.
--> '''Rocket:''' See what you're making me do! ''YOU'RE [[PunctuatedForEmphasis [[{{Bathos}} MAKING! ME! BEAT UP! GRASS!]]''



--> '''Darkman''': "YOU. ''(punch)'' HAVE. ''(punch)'' BEEN. ''(punch)'' A. ''(punch)'' BAD. ''(punch)'' BOY!"
* ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' features an version where Frederick starts shaking and strangling Eye-gor:
-->'''Frederick:''' Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 and a half foot long... 54 inch wide... GORILLA? ''Is - that - what - you're - telling - me!?''

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--> '''Darkman''': "YOU. ''(punch)'' -->'''Darkman:''' YOU. ''[punch]'' HAVE. ''(punch)'' ''[punch]'' BEEN. ''(punch)'' ''[punch]'' A. ''(punch)'' ''[punch]'' BAD. ''(punch)'' BOY!"
''[punch]'' BOY!
* ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' features an version where example when Frederick starts shaking and strangling Eye-gor:
Eye-gor for bringing back an abnormal brain rather than a healthy one to provide the Monster with:
-->'''Frederick:''' Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 and a half foot long... 54 inch wide... 7-and-a-half-foot-long... 54-inch-wide... GORILLA? ''Is - -- that - -- what - -- you're - -- telling - me!?''
-- me!?''
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* Happens every time Gordon Freeman attacks something in ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''.

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* Happens every time Gordon Freeman attacks Freeman's forced to go to town on something [[CrowbarCombatant with his crowbar]] in ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''.''WebVideo/FreemansMind'', as well as with the occasional shooting.
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** "Treehouse of Horror II" has Burns and Smithers kidnap Homer after mistaking him for a corpse to steal his brain. When Smithers points out Homer's groaning in pain, Burns decides to fix things with a shovel
-->'''Burns:''' Bad corpse! (''whack'') Bad! (''whack'') STOP! (''whack'') SCARING (''whack'') SMITHERS! (''whack'')

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* The trailer for ''Film/MillersCrossing'' did this by intercutting a speech by Caspar with the scene of Leo punching Tom down the hallway after he confesses to sleeping with Leo's girlfriend.
-->''Casper:''' ''(Leo punches Tom)'' I talkin' about friendship. ''(Leo punches Tom again)'' I'm talkin' about character. ''(Leo punches Tom down the staircase)'' I'm talkin' about...ethics.

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* The trailer for ''Film/MillersCrossing'' did this by intercutting a speech by Caspar with the scene of Leo punching Tom down the hallway after he confesses to sleeping with Leo's girlfriend.
-->''Casper:''' ''(Leo punches Tom)'' I talkin' about friendship. ''(Leo punches Tom again)'' I'm talkin' about character. ''(Leo punches Tom down the staircase)'' I'm talkin' about...ethics.


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* The trailer for ''Film/MillersCrossing'' did this by intercutting a speech by Caspar with the scene of Leo punching Tom down the hallway after he confesses to sleeping with Leo's girlfriend.
-->'''Casper:''' ''(Leo punches Tom)'' I talkin' about friendship. ''(Leo punches Tom again)'' I'm talkin' about character. ''(Leo punches Tom down the staircase)'' I'm talkin' about...ethics.
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* The trailer for ''Film/MillersCrossing'' did this by intercutting a speech by Caspar with the scene of Leo punching Tom down the hallway after he confesses to sleeping with Leo's girlfriend.
-->''Casper:''' ''(Leo punches Tom)'' I talkin' about friendship. ''(Leo punches Tom again)'' I'm talkin' about character. ''(Leo punches Tom down the staircase)'' I'm talkin' about...ethics.

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* Happens every time Gordon Freeman attacks something in ''Machinima/FreemansMind''.



* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'': Sarge explaining to Tucker the proper etiquette for conversing with booming alien voices.

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* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'': ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'': Sarge explaining to Tucker the proper etiquette for conversing with booming alien voices.



* Happens every time Gordon Freeman attacks something in ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''.



* ''Machinima/TheLeetWorld'''s Ahmad during his battle with the ArtificialHuman [[spoiler:Asher]], punctuation curtesy of a pump-action shotgun.

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* ''Machinima/TheLeetWorld'''s ''WebAnimation/TheLeetWorld'''s Ahmad during his battle with the ArtificialHuman [[spoiler:Asher]], punctuation curtesy of a pump-action shotgun.
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* ''ComicBook/WorldWarHulk: X-Men''. The ComicBook/IncredibleHulk to ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}:

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* ''ComicBook/WorldWarHulk: X-Men''. The ComicBook/IncredibleHulk [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] to ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}:
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* During a jailbreak in ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', Blossom smacks a prisoner's head back and forth, in the expressed hope that "maybe -- this will -- teach you to -- leave jail -- before you've -- paid your -- debt to -- society!" The Professor, currently in the role of the super-powered "[=PowerProf=]" and in a particularly overbearing mood, takes the prisoner and tries to correct her technique, saying that "It's -- all in -- the wrist!" while doing the exact same thing.

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* During a jailbreak in ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', Blossom smacks a prisoner's head back and forth, in the expressed hope that "maybe -- this will -- teach you to -- leave jail -- before you've -- paid your -- debt to -- society!" The Professor, currently in the role of the super-powered "[=PowerProf=]" and in a particularly overbearing mood, takes the prisoner and tries to correct her technique, saying that "It's -- all in -- the wrist!" while doing the exact same thing.
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* In the ''[[WebAnimation/DeathBattle DBX]]'' episode pitting [[Franchise/DragonBall Vegeta]] against [[Franchise/{{Superman}} General Zod]], once Vegeta finds out Zod has Trunks captured, Vegeta lets Zod know how upset he is by pounding him in the face while shouting "THAT'S! MY! SON! YOU! GOD! DAMN! BAS! TARD!"
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* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'': In the DBX between Vegeta and General Zod, we find out that Zod captured Trunks and attempted to get the [[KneelBeforeZod prince to stand down]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown only for Vegeta to beat the shit out of the Kryptonian in response]].
--> '''Vegeta:''' (''[[KneelBeforeZod after Zod tells him to kneel]]'') "[[TranquilFury That's my son...]]" *POW* "THAT'S!" *POW* "MY!" *POW* "SON!" *POW* "YOU!" *POW* "GOD!" *POW* "DAMN!" *POW* "BAS-!" *POW* "-TARD!"
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* In ''Film/ConAir'', [[TheHero Cameron Poe]] gives [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Johnny 23]] a lesson in ''Chivalry 101'' while pounding his head on the titular plane's hull.
--> '''Cameron Poe''': "YOU. DON'T. TREAT. WOMEN. LIKE THAT!"
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--> '''Claire:''' Get... ''[bang]'' the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]... ''[bang]'' away... ''bang, DramaticGunCock]'' from my brother.

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--> '''Claire:''' Get... ''[bang]'' the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]... ''[bang]'' away... ''bang, ''[bang, DramaticGunCock]'' from my brother.
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* ''Film/ResidentEvilWelcomeToRaccoonCity'' has Claire vs. [[spoiler:a mutated William Birkin]]:
--> '''Claire:''' Get... ''[bang]'' the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]... ''[bang]'' away... ''bang, DramaticGunCock]'' from my brother.
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* Fox News anchor Shep Smith, who quite vehemently disapproves of the practice, slamming his hand on the table declaring "WE! ARE! AMERICA! I don’t give a rat’s ''ass'' if it helps! We are America! WE DO NOT [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] TORTURE!"

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* Fox News anchor Shep Smith, who quite vehemently disapproves of the practice, slamming his hand on the table declaring "WE! ARE! AMERICA! I don’t don't give a rat’s rat's ''ass'' if it helps! We are America! WE DO NOT [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] TORTURE!"

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* ''Series/TheProfessionals''. In "Killer With A Long Arm", someone takes a shot at Bodie and Doyle with a SawedOffShotgun. Later during his interrogation, a pissed-off Cowley is pounding the (unloaded) evidence on the table in front of him.
-->'''Cowley:''' It killed a [[CopKiller policeman!]] ''(bang!)'' It nearly killed [[AFatherToHisMen Doyle and Bodie!]] ''(bang!)'' Your prints are all over it!

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* ''Series/TheProfessionals''. In "Killer With A Long Arm", someone takes a shot at Bodie and Doyle with a SawedOffShotgun. Later during his interrogation, a pissed-off Cowley is pounding the (unloaded) evidence on the table in front of him.
-->'''Cowley:''' It killed a [[CopKiller policeman!]] ''(bang!)'' It nearly killed [[AFatherToHisMen Doyle and Bodie!]] ''(bang!)'' Your prints are all over it!



-->"Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver, gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights, how many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many?

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-->"Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver, gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights, how many bowmen? How many, how many, [[MadnessMantra how many, how many, how many, how many?many?]]


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* ''Series/TheProfessionals''. In "Killer With A Long Arm", a villain is captured after taking a shot at Bodie and Doyle with a SawedOffShotgun. Later during his interrogation, a pissed-off Cowley is pounding the (unloaded) evidence on the table in front of him.
-->'''Cowley:''' It killed a [[CopKiller policeman!]] ''(bang!)'' It nearly killed [[AFatherToHisMen Doyle and Bodie!]] ''(bang!)'' Your prints are all over it!
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* ''Series/TheProfessionals''. In "Killer With A Long Arm", someone takes a shot at Bodie and Doyle with a SawedOffShotgun. Later during his interrogation, a pissed-off Cowley is pounding the (unloaded) evidence on the table in front of him.
-->'''Cowley:''' It killed a [[CopKiller policeman!]] ''(bang!)'' It nearly killed [[AFatherToHisMen Doyle and Bodie!]] ''(bang!)'' Your prints are all over it!
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* In ''Film/MajorPayne'', Payne tries to join the police force and gets put in a training scenario involving a domestic dispute. Here's how he responds:
-->'''Major Payne:''' You like to hit women? (''smacking the actor'') DON'T! NEVER! HIT! HER! AGAIN! HEAR ME? HEAR ME? HUH? HUH?
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--->Hermione: "You- complete- ARSE- Ronald- Weasley!!!"

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--->Hermione: (punctuating every word with a blow) "You- complete- ARSE- Ronald- Weasley!!!"
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* A variation in ''The Heavy Water War''. The female SOE captain, unimpressed with the lousy shooting of the Norwegian recruits on the firing range, draws her pistol and puts a neat bullet through each bullseye while giving a WhatTheHellHero.
-->"Being enthusiastic...is not the same as being ready. ''(fires)'' Wanting to do something, is not the same as being able to do something. ''(fires)'' And being hungover, is not being fit to fight! ''(fires, then walks off)''
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* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gives one of these to Bugs Bunny in his review of ''Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout'':

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* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gives one of these to Bugs Bunny WesternAnimation/BugsBunny in his review of ''Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout'':''VideoGame/TheBugsBunnyBirthdayBlowout'':



* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': Bugs Bunny does this in "Rabbit Hood".

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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': Bugs Bunny WesternAnimation/BugsBunny does this in "Rabbit Hood".''WesternAnimation/RabbitHood''.



** In another Bugs Bunny cartoon, "WesternAnimation/RomanLegionHare", Emperor Nero's Captain of the Guards, played by Yosemite Sam, bashes a caged lion on the head when it roars at him, demanding it to keep its mouth shut. Then Bugs discreetly opens the lion's cage, and again, it roars at Sam, who again does this to the lion, but both his words and the beatings taper off [[OhCrap when he, quite sadly, realizes that the cage is open and there is nothing to separate him from the mauling he is about to receive]].

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** In another Bugs Bunny cartoon, "WesternAnimation/RomanLegionHare", ''WesternAnimation/RomanLegionHare'', Emperor Nero's Captain captain of the Guards, guards, played by Yosemite Sam, WesternAnimation/YosemiteSam, bashes a caged lion on the head when it roars at him, demanding it to keep its mouth shut. Then Bugs discreetly opens the lion's cage, and again, it roars at Sam, who again does this to the lion, but both his words and the beatings taper off [[OhCrap when he, quite sadly, realizes that the cage is open and there is nothing to separate him from the mauling he is about to receive]].
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* ''Webcomic/WeakHero'' has Gerard, already dealing with a lot of shit, decide that he's sick and tired of the bully that's been hounding him, so he grabs the guy by the hair and starts laying into him:
-->'''Gerard:''' Tell me! ''[SMASH]'' Right now! ''[POW]'' Why! ''[POW]'' You! ''[POW]'' Keep! ''[WHAM]'' Bothering! ''[WHAM]'' Me!
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* In ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'', Gwen Cooper gets into a fight with Jilly Kitzinger and delivers this gem:
-->'''Gwen:''' How [punch] much [punch] bloody [punch] lipstick [punch] can you wear?!'''
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changed a Crosses The Line Twice wick to Black Comedy; removed a Crazy Awesome wick


A comedic version is often used in animation, as to do it in real life often carries a risk of injury. Comedy ain't pretty. Live action examples tend to be intentionally violent and non-comedic, or CrossesTheLineTwice.

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A comedic version is often used in animation, as to do it in real life often carries a risk of injury. Comedy ain't pretty. Live action examples tend to be intentionally violent and non-comedic, or CrossesTheLineTwice.BlackComedy.



* ''Manga/{{Trigun}}'', episode "And Between the Wasteland and Sky": Vash the Stampede is trying to stop the sandsteamer he's riding from going into a canyon wall, and his companion, who knows the steamer's layout, has gone into a breakdown. In exasperation, Vash grabs him and headbutts him repeatedly -- into the ground like a tent spike, it's worth noting, as well: "What! Are! You! Getting! All! Senti! Mental! For! You! Little! Squirt!" It should be noted that said squirt had just cold-bloodedly manipulated Vash by pretending to be pathetic, drugged him unconscious, and then systematically betrayed everyone on the steamer to CrazyAwesome bandits who were going to kill them all, and they only had about half an hour before it went over the cliff. Because Vash is too nice a guy to behave like that without extreme provocation.

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* ''Manga/{{Trigun}}'', episode "And Between the Wasteland and Sky": Vash the Stampede is trying to stop the sandsteamer he's riding from going into a canyon wall, and his companion, who knows the steamer's layout, has gone into a breakdown. In exasperation, Vash grabs him and headbutts him repeatedly -- into the ground like a tent spike, it's worth noting, as well: "What! Are! You! Getting! All! Senti! Mental! For! You! Little! Squirt!" It should be noted that said squirt had just cold-bloodedly manipulated Vash by pretending to be pathetic, drugged him unconscious, and then systematically betrayed everyone on the steamer to CrazyAwesome bandits who were going to kill them all, and they only had about half an hour before it went over the cliff. Because Vash is too nice a guy to behave like that without extreme provocation.
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-->'''John {{McClane}}:''' You should [punch] have heard [punch] your brother squeal [punch] when I broke [punch] his [punch] fucking [punch] neck!

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-->'''John {{McClane}}:''' [=McClane=]:''' You should [punch] have heard [punch] your brother squeal [punch] when I broke [punch] his [punch] fucking [punch] neck!
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-->'''John McClane:''' You should [punch] have heard [punch] your brother squeal [punch] when I broke [punch] his [punch] fucking [punch] neck!

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-->'''John McClane:''' {{McClane}}:''' You should [punch] have heard [punch] your brother squeal [punch] when I broke [punch] his [punch] fucking [punch] neck!

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