History Main / GagPenis

-->'''Lister:''' So you just stick the egg-whisk attachment on the end and you can, like, whip up a Spanish omelette?
-->'''Kryten:''' I certainly can, sir -- though it is amazing how few people are prepared to eat them.

* A recurring gag on ''Series/SonOfTheBeach'' was that in any nude scene, the characters would have black censor bars over their TV-sensitive areas -- Chip's bar would extend to his knees, while Notch had barely a square centimeter.

-->'''Paulie's goomah:''' Now get that big dick of yours in the jacuzzi!
-->'''Tony:''' (apparently impressed) HO!!!!

* In ''Manga/{{Beastars}}'', there's a sea lion named Zaguan who prefers being naked. When he talks, the speech bubble practically covers down to his crotch, making it look like he is well-endowed.

* Considering the amount and portrayal of FanDisservice and also of the less disservicey sexual content within ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', it isn't hard to arrive at the conclusion that Guts' [[{{BFS}} Dragonslayer]] is less compensation and more of an example. One particular comedic hentai doujin takes this to the extreme, equipping Guts with another weapon of similar dimensions. In a situation where he did not have his sword with him, he used it to defeat several trolls without breaking a sweat. After which, he tossed it over his shoulder and it ''nearly scraped the ground''. It was portrayed humorously but slightly soured for comedic value by the extreme nature of the pages previously.

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[[caption-width-right:250:What a [[{{Pun}} prick.]]]]

Owing to the extreme exaggerations possible in sequential art, this is a staple of both {{ecchi}}[=/=]{{hentai}} and SexComedy {{Webcomics}} (and also standard in shunga Ukiyo-E[[note]]Japanese erotic woodcuts[[/note]]).

The SpearCounterpart of GagBoobs--and the opposite of TeenyWeenie in size--is a character with a giant penis that causes comedy. Usually much less explicit than gag boobs and relying on TakeOurWordForIt, as most TV shows can't actually ''show'' penises as much as just referring to so-and-so's tripod, trouser snake, garden hose, etc. Though some shows are able to use visual means of implying the same point.

That's "gag" as in "joke". [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Not]] [[AccidentalInnuendo something else.]]

The [[{{Pun}} Spear]] [[DistaffCounterpart Counterpart]] of GagBoobs--and the opposite of TeenyWeenie in size--is a character with a giant penis that causes comedy. Usually much less explicit than gag boobs and relying on TakeOurWordForIt, as most TV shows can't actually ''show'' penises as much as just referring to so-and-so's tripod, trouser snake, garden hose, etc. Though some shows are able to use visual means of implying the same point.

** [[HotBlooded Takeshi]] [[TheIdiotFromOsaka Sendoh]] is similarly, uhm, "gifted". Takamura once attempted to prank him in the shower, mistaking him for [[ButtMonkey Aoki]]. HilarityEnsues.

* In ''A Chinese Torture Chamber Story'', [[spoiler:a Chinese thief has a literal horse penis transplant. [[PlayedForLaughs Played for]] [[{{Pun}} slapstick]].]]

* Gender-flipped (!) in the Inuit folk tale about [[Semerssuaq https://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/sermerssuaq]], a very strong and badass woman, who "would show off her clitoris. It was so big that the skin of a fox would not easily cover it."

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}'': Fred is an inversion. Instead of an impossibly large penis, his penis is apparently incredibly small, which is poked fun of, time and time again.

* When ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' did a [[Literature/HarryPotter Voldemort]] parody, it recreated the scene where he goes from a shriveled infant to a grown man. Torg's response?
-->'''Torg:''' Are you sure you did the spell right? Why is his wee-wee still baby-sized?

* In ''Literature/ALovelyMonster:TheAdventuresofClaudeRainsAndDrTellenbeck'', the titular Claude Rains, a Frankenstein's monster, is endowed with a pony's penis by his creator (apparently he felt this was the best method for ensuring his ability to prove that he'd made Claude out of various bits and pieces).
* The book and [[Film/{{MASH}} movie versions]] of ''Literature/{{MASH}}'' had this as a minor plot point with Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski, the surgical unit's dentist. His assistant makes a lot of money selling shower peephole privileges to those curious enough to look, and one enlisted man is overheard commenting to another that he'd "love to see it angry".

* Used as a RunningGag in ''Anime/PumpkinScissors'' with a nurse trying to get a urine sample from [[TheBigGuy Randel]] whenever he's hospitalized. To emphasize, it even got to a ridiculous metal-braced extra-large collector, that still breaks.

* Given his rather thick blubber, many Rule34 pictures depict [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Darwin Watterson]] having a pretty thick and long penis.

* Also happens in the comedy ''Jane Austen's Mafia!''.

* In ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'', when Vehemence powers himself up [[spoiler: with the energy he'd siphoned from the restaurant battle]], his entire body increases and [[ClothingDamage his pants tear]]. We are only shown the reactions of the other characters, which range from comically horrified (Halo) to disgusted ([[OnlySaneMan Maxima]]) to delighted ([[HornyDevils Dabbler, natch]]). Vehemence himself is embarrassed enough to conjure new (fitting) pants for the ensuing battle.

[[caption-width-right:250:[[https://scribol.com/environment/plants/10-most-suggestive-cacti-on-earth/ What a prick.]]]]

A gold mine of sexual suggestiveness for shows, and often applies to either the hero or a dumb jock-type guy. However, it can be especially funny if you give it to a ButtMonkey, ShrinkingViolet, {{Nerd}}, or other harmless-looking guy whom you'd never guess was hung.

* ''Manga/UzakiChanWantsToHangOut'': In Chapter 57, Hana's younger brother Kiri accidentally sees Shinichi naked when he's coming out of the gym's showers, leaving him completely in shock when he looks down. Later at home, he's seen mortified and when his family asks what happened, this exchange ensues:

** The gag later comes back several chapters later, when Fujio gets to see it himself while they're in the sauna, and is left similarly shocked. Kiri actually names it "The Dragon" and expresses his worry that [[spoiler:Hana will one day have to face it now that she and Shinichi are dating each other]].

** ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'': In, issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies,and Peter's shocked expression on Logan's body as he looks between his legs speaks volumes.

* In ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', the one real moment of levity in the GhostCity of Ehndris is when the four come across As'taris battling a living statue (an image of which they'd seen before and dubbed “[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Biggus Dickus]],” thanks to George the Creator/MontyPython fan) using its long penis as a sword. They ''wince'' when As'taris cuts it off.

** There's a RunningGag that Raiden, of all people, is absurdly well endowed. In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'', if an alert is caused and Raiden gets back on the torture rack while naked, a soldier will come, investigate him, and be shocked and envious at the size. Later, Snake teases him about it - "Amazing how you can walk around". In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4 Online'', Vamp, when tranquilised, will say "Raiden... is so big..." In the ''Metal Gear Solid 2'' comic book, we do actually get to see it, and it's halfway to his knees. (Flaccid. In sub-zero temperatures.)

* In ''Fanfic/{{Amelia}}'', a ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' Fanfic, one character asks Amelia for a sex change. She is really generous and induces a second puberty to boot. The result is unusable.

* Often used by Wrestling/TripleH in the new Wrestling/DGenerationX whenever referring to his and Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon's (legit) marriage as an in joke for the smarks.
** In early DX sketches back in the day, HHH would frequently make jokes about the size of his penis.

** In one issue of ''ComicBook/{{Thor}}'', an Asgardian named Volstagg the Mighty (an exceedingly... [[BigBeautifulMan large-boned]] fellow), attacks a [[Characters/MarvelComicsDoctorDoom Doombot]] who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the Doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from. When Volstagg notices where Sif is staring, he admonishes her to "cast thine eyes elsewhere... though it may take them some time to make the journey."[[note]]Volstagg is generally portrayed as HappilyMarried, with several children, and his other nicknames include the Voluminous and the Enormous.[[/note]]
** In ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies,and Peter's shocked expression on Logan's body as he looks between his legs speaks volumes.