History Main / GagPenis

* The Reverse Merman in ''VideoGame/BitTrip Presents... Runner2: Future Legend Of Rhythm Alien'' has, only technically covered by his tidy whities but far too massive to not notice, a truly massive pair of testicles. And is a fish from the waist up. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight None of this is ever explicitly commented on]], but it's hard to not notice.

--> '''Ellie''': "Whoa! How the- How does he even walk around with that thing!?"

-->'''Bricks''' (excited): I once saw a kicker make a kick like this with his extra leg! He used it like a golf club!
-->'''Junior''': That wasn't a leg, you moron, that was Tripod Jenkins. The one with the big schlong.

--->A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,\\

* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': there's no indication the real Striker's penis is anything other than whatever is normal for imps, but he has a statue of himself in his lair with an erection big enough that he uses it as a hat rack.

-->'''Taryon''': I mean... how does he even ''walk''?
-->'''Taliesin''': With confidence and pride.

--->'''18:''' [[BigOMG OH. MY. GOD.]]\\

--->'''Brian:''' You know that would never work again in a million years.
--->'''Peter:''' Don't need it to, Brian.

* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' slaps one of these on an illusory VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog when Miller refuses to buy the little girl in front of him being related to him in any way, and it is ''this'' that makes him embrace the illusion long enough for Zorin to kill him. [[EvenEvilHasStandards She is disgusted that it came to that.]]

* GenderInverted in ''Manga/BootyRoyaleNeverGoDownWithoutAFight''. In chapter 14, protagonist Haebaru Misora develops a body-image issue over the size of her clitoris, which her girlfriend Akira attributes to her developing higher-than-average testosterone levels due to her active lifestyle and various scares in the series. She briefly tries to be girlier in the hopes her testosterone levels will go down, but it makes her miserable so she ultimately accepts that it's who she is--even if it makes modeling in tight clothing more extreme than she likes. The size of her clit gets referred back to every so often: for example, after trans model Nekomiya Miya has a WardrobeMalfunction during a shoot, the other girls cheer her up by declaring her penis to be just a really big clit, comparing it to Misora's.

* ''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff'': Nagisa claims to use his as a *rudder* while swimming.

* In ''A Chinese Torture Chamber Story'', [[spoiler:a Chinese thief has a literal horse penis transplant. [[PlayedForLaughs Played]] for [[{{Pun}} slapstick]].]]

* In ''Condom des Grauens'' (usually referenced to as ''Killer Condom'') detective Maccaroni is extremely well endowed although his enormous penis is visible only as a shadow on the wall.

* ''Full of It'': In this teen [[FantasticComedy fantasy-comedy]] , high school outcast Sam tells [[BlatantLies increasingly wild lies]] to [[IJustWantToHaveFriends improve his social standing]] -- only to have his life unwind when they start coming true (so that he can [[AnAesop learn the value]] of [[BeYourself being himself]]). When bullies on the basketball team taunt him for wearing shorts in the shower, Sam tells the following whopper (so to speak):

* The eponymous monster from ''One-Eyed Monster''. Not only is it Ron Jeremy's dick, but it's loose, and it's killing most of the cast and trying to impregnate the rest.

* The ''incredibly'' bizarre Hungarian horror-comedy film ''Taxidermia'' has probably one of the strangest examples of this in its first scene, where a man somehow '''''SETS HIS DICK ON FIRE AND SHOOTS FLAMES OUT OF IT.''''' ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

* ''Tooken'', a psrody of ''Film/{{Taken}}'', has the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNz6D_HiCIc the hero swallows an entire bottle of Vialis male enhancement pills and a four-foot long erection rips through his pants,]] which he then uses in a SwordFight (NSFW, obviously).

* In one fantasy sequence in ''Film/{{Lisztomania}}'', Music/FranzLiszt's erection grows so large that five women can ride it at once.

* Salvador in ''Film/{{Unconscious}}'' is rather well-endowed, leading to sexual incompatibility with his wife that is largely PlayedForLaughs. The one time his sister-in-law Alma sees him naked ([[spoiler: before the end of the film, when they wind up together]]), she's visibly impressed.

%%* Roger Daltrey in ''Film/{{Lisztomania}}''.

** There's a sea lion named Zaguan who prefers being naked. When he talks, the speech bubble practically covers down to his crotch, making it look like he is well-endowed.
** Similarly to the protagonist Legoshi. Multiple times it has been joked at how he has a huge manhood frequently in omake segments, like how it would be difficult finding plus-size condoms. Or how he tried Zaguan's nudist ways and finds it comforting, complete with his speech bubble being ''elongated'' to the crotch area.

* On ''Series/TheXFiles'', Mulder and Scully come across a LiteralGenie and learn that her previous "owner" had died because he wished himself one of these.

* Given his rather thick blubber, many Rule34 pictures depict [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Richard Watterson]] having a pretty thick and long penis.

* In {{WebVideo/Dimension20}} ''Fantasy High: Sophomore Year'''s finale, the iconically pathetic [[TheWoobie Gilear Faeth]] dons the armor of Pride (one of a set of magical armor based on the SevenDeadlySins that feeds off of the presence of that sin within the wearer until it kills them). Since Gilear has no pride left (he clipped his penis in the armor and every time he moves it hurts), he's actually able to use the armor for a short while...until he finally starts feeling good about himself and it kills him. As the armor vomits him to the floor, it's revealed that perhaps it's not his whole body that's pathetic, as he is "hung like a god-damned horse" (much to Fabian's chagrin).

* In ''WebOriginal/ShadowrunStorytime'', the team strips a captured mercenary in preparation to torture him only to get sidetracked when they discover he has an enormous cyberpenis that hangs down to his ''knees''. Geppetto initially assumes it has an SMG hidden inside. 2D gets the man to talk by installing a teacup ride's drive software in the cyberdick, causing it to start doing loop-de-loops.

* To name just one of very many examples on ''WebVideo/SMPLive'', Sneeg pranks Schlatt by leading him to unknowingly build an obsidian penis outside his base.

* GenderFlipped in ''Manga/BootyRoyaleNeverGoDownWithoutAFight''. In chapter 14, protagonist Haebaru Misora develops a body-image issue over the size of her clitoris, which her girlfriend Akira attributes to her developing higher-than-average testosterone levels due to her active lifestyle and various scares in the series. She briefly tries to be girlier in the hopes her testosterone levels will go down, but it makes her miserable so she ultimately accepts that it's who she is--even if it makes modeling in tight clothing more extreme than she likes. The size of her clit gets referred back to every so often: for example, after trans model Nekomiya Miya has a WardrobeMalfunction during a shoot, the other girls cheer her up by declaring her penis to be just a really big clit, comparing it to Misora's.

* In ''Manga/ApocalypseNoToride'', poor Maeda suffers the indignity of getting his boxers yanked off by the other boys in chapter 27 for a reason that MakesSenseInContext. Their faces register shock and what looks like genuine horror, but the tension is [[MoodWhiplash hilariously deflated]] by the discovery that their mild-mannered friend is seriously ''hung''.
-->'''Yoshioka:''' Jesus Christ, talk about a ''monster''.\\
'''Maeda:''' I ''said'' I'd check it ''myself!''\\
'''Yamanoi:''' Was it that big ''before'' you [[spoiler:got infected]]?\\
'''Iwakura:''' Man, you're packing a ''desert eagle'' down there.

* Cyril Figgis in ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' is stated to have a 12-inch penis, and went through surgery for a penis ensmallment. This extends to his ''[[AdventuresInComaland Dreamland]]'' incarnation, where Archer and Poovey have a StunnedSilence after seeing it.

* Inverted by ''Webcomic/GaiaOnline''. Johnny Gambino and Gino have both exposed themselves at some point in the comics, both with comically ''small'' censoring. [[spoiler:Due to his CloningBlues, the same can be assumed of Labtech X, which according to {{Fanon}} is why he has gigantic phallic crystals in the tunnel leading to his lair.]] Note: both Gambino's censor bubble and [=GinOverseer=]'s lens flare censor are now equippable as the bonus poses in their respective dolls.

* Saddam Hussein in Film/SouthParkBiggerLongerandUncut pulls two out when he's in bed with Satan.

* A NSFW cosplay photoshoot of Astolfo from ''LightNovel/FateApocrypha'' went viral in February 2021 for this reason. The cosplayer was using a can of Monster energy drink as a size comparison.

* In ''Manga/RosengartenSaga'', to illustrate how RatedMForManly he is, WorldsStrongestMan [[FantasyKitchenSink King]] Literature/{{Beowulf}} has a ''four-foot'' one he uses as a PhallicWeapon.