History Main / GagPenis

* The ''Film/ScaryMovie'' series is full of these:
** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has Ray attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la ''Film/{{Poltergeist|1982}}''). After Ray is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, while Ray makes some rather suggestive comments... before Ray's member extends out, ''wraps itself around the clown's neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in.
** ''Film/ScaryMovie4'' has one of the characters trying to kill himself using pills...only to find out that he had swallowed Viagra. Cue the growing erection.

* The Penis Monster from several Creator/{{Troma}} films, starting with ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet''.
* ''Film/ShowdownInLittleTokyo''. They actually halt an action scene just so Brandon Lee can tell Creator/DolphLundgren "Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." He also jokingly notes that its size scared him.
* Parodied in ''Film/YouDontMessWithTheZohan'', where the main character is featured with a massive bulge in his pants. However, he later shows to someone else that he merely cultivates a large amount of pubic hair (apparently it helps with the ladies) and the person observing it states "It's not that big."

%%* Roger Daltrey in ''Film/{{Lisztomania}}''.
* Salvador in ''Film/{{Unconscious}}'' is rather well-endowed, leading to sexual incompatibility with his wife that is largely PlayedForLaughs. The one time his sister-in-law Alma sees him naked ([[spoiler: before the end of the film, when they wind up together]]), she's visibly impressed.
* Creator/ChrisHemsworth gets one in ''Film/{{Vacation}}'', which is advertised in the first trailer for the movie, earning it a red band warning.
* Christopher Villiers' Nigel in ''Film/TopSecret'' just can't help showing off what a big boy he's become to Hillary. After she whips out a tape measure to take the size of his oiled and bulging pectorals and biceps, she ducks out of frame for a few moments. Poor Nick is then even more crushed as she slowly straightens back up, holding at least a foot of tape in front of her amazed and lustful eyes.

* In ''Film/AScoreToSettle'', they don't call him Jimmy the Dragon because of his dragon tattoo.
* In the ''Film/{{Taken}}'' parody ''Tooken'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNz6D_HiCIc the hero swallows an entire bottle of Vialis male enhancement pills and a four-foot long erection rips through his pants,]] which he then uses in a SwordFight (NSFW, obviously).
* In ''Film/TokyoGorePolice'', a character is emasculated, but since he is an Engineer, it grows back... as a biomechanical weapon over two feet long. The scene revealing this punctuates the view with the sound of an elephant trumpeting.

* Also happens in the comedy ''Jane Austen's Mafia!''.

* In Creator/MelBrooks:
** ''Film/SilentMovie'', the board of directors of Engulf and Devour is shown a picture of Velma Kaplan, the sexiest woman in the world, and the table starts rising.
** A similar gag can be found in Brooks' ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'' in the fan dance scene. Let's just say that Gregory Hines was not, in fact, a eunuch.
** For whatever reason, there was a running gag in many of Mel Brooks's movies about Madeline Kahn's characters getting involved with impossibly endowed men. Examples include the aforementioned ''History of the World Part I'', ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' mentioned below, and ''Film/BlazingSaddles''.
** Mel Brooks used yet another version of the Gag Penis in ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights''; Robin and Marian are behind a screen, and Robin's sword creates a silhouette in just the right spot...
** ''Film/YoungFrankenstein''. It's noted that if all parts of the Monster were in proportion to his size, "He would have an enormous ''Schwanzstüke''!" Later on, Elizabeth is [[BlackComedyRape raped by the Monster]] but likes it and falls in love with him because of his enormous size. In the end, Inga learns that her new husband Frederick traded part of his brain for the Monster's endowment, and she has the same reaction.
* In ''A Chinese Torture Chamber Story'', [[spoiler:a Chinese thief has a literal horse penis transplant. [[PlayedForLaughs Played for]] [[{{Pun}} slapstick]].]]
* Played for both drama and comedy in ''Film/BoogieNights''. Eddie Adams's huge member gets him a job as porn star Dirk Diggler. The first time he pulls it out on film, we only see the amazed silent reactions of the crew. The prosthetic penis would go on to win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.
* In ''Film/NothingToLose'', Nick Beam's boss has a statue of a fertility god in his office whose phallus is half again as big as the rest of it. [[GroinAttack It gets cut off with a samurai sword when Nick snaps]].
* The ''Film/ScaryMovie'' series is full of these:
** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has Ray attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la ''Film/{{Poltergeist|1982}}''). After Ray is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, while Ray makes some rather suggestive comments... before Ray's member extends out, ''wraps itself around the clown's neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in.
** ''Film/ScaryMovie4'' has one of the characters trying to kill himself using pills...only to find out that he had swallowed Viagra. Cue the growing erection.
* A case of Gag Balls occurs in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''. Two cannonballs are positioned so that they hang between Barbossa's legs, which Jack is quick to use as an entendre to doubt him.
** There's also the rather freudian scene with the telescopes of the two claimants to the ship.
* The Penis Monster from several Creator/{{Troma}} films, starting with ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet''.
* In ''Condom des Grauens'' (usually referenced to as ''Killer Condom'') detective Maccaroni is extremely well endowed although his enormous penis is visible only as a shadow on the wall.

* ''Film/ShowdownInLittleTokyo''. They actually halt an action scene just so Brandon Lee can tell Creator/DolphLundgren "Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." He also jokingly notes that its size scared him.
* Parodied in ''Film/YouDontMessWithTheZohan'', where the main character is featured with a massive bulge in his pants. However, he later shows to someone else that he merely cultivates a large amount of pubic hair (apparently it helps with the ladies) and the person observing it states "It's not that big."
* ''Film/{{Porkys}}''
** Pee Wee's first elated act in ''II'', upon waking and recalling he'd scored at the end of the previous film, is to add a sharp (exaggerated) upward slash to his personal penis-growth chart. His mom soon finds the chart in his room, and her eyes bug out at [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the implications]].
** Perhaps more to the point, Meat from the original, who elicits a "That boy is deformed!" from a woman pretending to be a prostitute.
* The 1975 {{Blaxploitation}} film ''Film/SoulVengeance'' has a wrongly-imprisoned black guy take revenge on the people who sent him up by ''strangling them to death with his gigantic prehensile penis''. The few reviews suggest it's not nearly as good as that sounds.
* The eponymous monster from ''One-Eyed Monster''. Not only is it Ron Jeremy's dick, but it's loose, and it's killing most of the cast and trying to impregnate the rest.
* Joey Battle in the remake of ''Film/TheLongestYard''. The others joke he could beat someone to death with it.

* ''Full of It'': In this teen [[FantasticComedy fantasy-comedy]] , high school outcast Sam tells [[BlatantLies increasingly wild lies]] to [[IJustWantToHaveFriends improve his social standing]] -- only to have his life unwind when they start coming true (so that he can [[AnAesop learn the value]] of [[BeYourself being himself]]). When bullies on the basketball team taunt him for wearing shorts in the shower, Sam tells the following whopper (so to speak):
-->'''Sam:''' The-The truth of the matter is... I'm hung like a newborn...\\
'''Bullies:''' Oh! Ha ha ha! -- See! Even he admits it. -- Ha ha ha.\\
'''Sam:''' ...7 pounds, 18 inches. The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered... so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem... right before the next game.\\
'''Bully:''' Dude, that would--that would really scare me.
** Later on, they do see it, and they are scared. Sam, however, is delighted and parades it around the locker room for all to see ([[TakeOurWordForIt audience excepted, of course]]).
* Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé in ''Film/TheLoveGuru'': We see him from behind as he undoes his pants, which is followed by a "thud", and his girlfriend saying "Damn."
* Jason Voorhees in the ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' porn parody released in 2010. So big, it caused his original drowning, dragging him under after he accidentally fell into Crystal Lake.
%%* Roger Daltrey in ''Film/{{Lisztomania}}''.
* One of the guys who rescues Rick from drowning in the spa in ''Film/HallPass''. Rick inadvertently comes face to face with his penis in a spot of shock value MaleFrontalNudity.
* Salvador in ''Film/{{Unconscious}}'' is rather well-endowed, leading to sexual incompatibility with his wife that is largely PlayedForLaughs. The one time his sister-in-law Alma sees him naked ([[spoiler: before the end of the film, when they wind up together]]), she's visibly impressed.
* Schoonie in ''Film/Neighbors2014'' has one. The frat guys make dildos to sell for money, Schoonie's is so big that it seems like he faked it to look good. We later get a very visual confirmation that he wasn't faking.

* In ''Film/JustOneOfTheGuys'', Terry Griffith dresses as a male high school student. She puts socks in "his" trousers to create a cosmetic bulge. [[spoiler: When Sandy tries to seduce Terry, she pulls the socks out of his pants. Rather than being offended, she says she's flattered.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Sandy''': "It's okay. I mean, how small can it be?"]]
* ''Film/GhostTown2008'': The Pharoah Pepi had a very large penis. Both Gwen and Pincus are much impressed with it. He makes several jokes and cracks her up.

* In ''Film/TheLeagueOfGentlemensApocalypse'', Geoff Tipps writes himself into the screenplay for ShowWithinAShow ''The King's Evil'', and specifically points out, ''a propos'' of nothing, that he has a big cock. In the screenplay, at least.
-->Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big.

* Given his rather thick blubber, many Rule34 pictures depict [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Darwin Watterson]] having a pretty thick and long penis.
* In''Fanfic/{{Amelia}}'', a''Literature/{{Worm}}'' Fanfic, one character asks Amelia for a sex change. She is really generous and induces a second puberty to boot. The result is unusable.

* A NSFW cosplay photoshoot of Astolfo from ''LightNovel/FateApocrypha'' went viral in February 2021 for this reason. The cosplayer was using a can of Monster energy drink as a size comparison.

* Same with the rule 34 depictions of the male characters in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', as real-life horses are known to have rather large genitals.

* In ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', the one real moment of levity in the GhostCity of Ehndris is when the four come across As'taris battling a living statue (an image of which they'd seen before and dubbed “[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Biggus Dickus]],” thanks to George the Creator/MontyPython fan) using its long penis as a sword. They ''wince'' when As'taris cuts it off.

* In ''Fanfic/SoonIShallBeIndestructible'' Izuku Midoriya is apparently quite... gifted. Ojiro claims that Bakugou dislikes Izuku out of jealousy. He is later seen telling Kaminari and Mineta that it's bigger than Mineta and that if it had one of its own, Bakugou would still be jealous. During the Training Camp arc, the boys see it and are left feeling inadequate (and Ojiro wins a bet with Mineta over it).
* ''Fanfic/ReadTheFinePrintEvangelion'': As soon as Misato has a visual of Shamshel, she takes notice of its worm-like purple body and bulbous pink head and asks why an incomprehensible eldritch abomination would look like a penis.

* Mini-Me of ''Film/AustinPowers'' fame has one of these. "If you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!", "You're a frickin' ''tripod''!"

* ''Film/BachelorParty'' had a scene where a male stripper ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Nick the Dick"]]) is paid to prank the bachelorette's friends by serving a "foot-long hot dog" in a restaurant. "Is this the footlong?" "And then some."
* The caper film/comedy ''Film/NineDeadGayGuys'' has the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" offered by the character Golders Green: in order to get into his house, you need to have a dick as long as or longer than two cans of Red Bull stacked one on top of the other. Three characters in the film are seen to pass the test: the Queen, [[spoiler:Kenny, and one of the three West African brothers, although his other two brothers could have passed it as well.]]

* ''Film/BestNightEver'' is a comedy about a young woman and her friends on a bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas. A male stripper the girls visit early on has a gigantic endowment, tastefully hidden by a ''foot long'' black bar.

* In ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', the one real moment of levity in the GhostCity of Ehndris is when the four come across As'taris battling a living statue (an image of which they'd seen before and dubbed “[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Biggus Dickus]],” thanks to George the Creator/MontyPython fan) using its long penis as a sword. They ''wince'' when As'taris cuts it off.
* ''Fanfic/{{Progress}}'' fanfic 'Luna Vs the Threesome' has Sundance imagining this of Big Macintosh.
-->''Sundance's eyes grew wider and followed the progress of a quiet rolling noise that traveled across the floor and knocked over a nearby chair. ... 'Is that real?'''
* In the ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' Fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Amelia}}'' one character asks Amelia for a sex change. She is really generous and induces a second puberty to boot. The result is unusable.
* In ''Fanfic/BigHumanOnCampus'', Ranma is implied to have one. When Kurumu tries to touch it and he throws her out of the room, she doesn't understand why he's upset, thinking he should be "proud to show something like that off".

* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' slaps one of these on an illusory VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog when Miller refuses to buy the little girl in front of him being related to him in any way, and it is ''this'' that makes him embrace the illusion long enough for Zorin to kill him. [[EvenEvilHasStandards She is disgusted that it came to that.]]

* ''Fanfic/AGreenDragonsHoard'': Izuku is fairly big for his size. Problem is, Izuku's 18 feet tall. More than one girl jokes that he'd probably kill them if they tried to have sex. %%As a result, Mitsuki is ''extremely'' interested when she learns Ochako's SizeShifter Quirk can be used on others. If Mineta's shocked exclamation is to be believed, it's bigger than he is.
* A NSFW cosplay photoshoot of Astolfo from ''LightNovel/FateApocrypha'' went viral in February 2021 for this reason. The cosplayer was using a can of Monster energy drink as a size comparison.

* In ''LetsPlay/PlagueAndTreacheryOnTheOregonTrail'', the story is interrupted by "Dongs [=McGee=]" and his "knife".
* Hot Diggity Demon / Creator/MaxGilardi, known for the ''WebAnimation/PonyDotMov'' series, opened an ask blog mostly focusing on the MOV version of Applejack, revealed to be known as Jappleack in the blog. One asker asked, "How long is your penis?" What resulted was [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhmjlGrQ11r5tr09o1_500.gif this.]] (Link is NSFW)
* This GaryStu [[http://marysueproblems.tumblr.com/post/45052664116 post]] of ''[[http://marysueproblems.tumblr.com Mary Sue Problems]]'' shows that bigger isn't always better in bed by combining BiggerIsBetterInBed with AnatomicallyImpossibleSex.
* This ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' article called ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_14794_horse-cock-life-in-27-inches.html "Horse Cock: A Life In 27 Inches"]]''. A man makes a book all about his "27-inch" penis. Naturally, it's full of BlatantLies and everyone calls him out. He tries to convince people that he ''did'' have a 27-inch cock, but he got in a naked fight with an Iranian president using a butterfly knife after already [[GroinAttack having some inches bitten off by a wolverine]]. He even lies about his dick being strong, flexible, and prehensile enough to use in a fight.

* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': At the end of the Cell saga, Android 18 goes to find Krillin to make good on a promise to herself to "[[RescueRomance rock his four-foot world]]". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmzdzeUAik Once she gets him to understand what she's there for]], he pulls down his pants, apologizing as he states he's a grower... and there's a thump as ''something'' hits the floor. Several hours later, Krilling has exploded his [[ButtMonkey Krillin Owned Counter]].
* One article of ''Website/TheBestPageInTheUniverse'' describes a visit Maddox made to the UAE (more specifically, Dubai) to confirm that [[BannedInChina the UAE did ban his website]] (as was reported by a fan in an email). While he was there, he also did a number of petty offenses to make the best of his time, including taking a photo of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Khalifa Burj Khalifa]], the tallest human-made structure in the world, with his raised legs on either side of the skyscraper to make the tower look like it's coming out from between his legs. Or as he calls it, a "cockery" ([[DontExplainTheJoke cock + mockery]]).

* Creator/ChrisRock's routine once included a bit about how, if they ever made a heated hockey rink, black athletes would take over that sport.
-->'''Chris Rock:''' He ain't even gonna have a stick! He gon' smack the puck with his dick! '''POW'''! 'Slapshot, biatch!'
* Creator/RichardPryor: [[OrphanedPunchline "... and it's]] ''[[OrphanedPunchline deep]]'', [[OrphanedPunchline too!"]]
* Creator/RonWhite
** He has jokingly described his member as only being a few inches long, but about eighteen inches in diameter, "Like a cheese wheel!"
--->Oh, I may not touch bottom, but I will stretch out the sides... with my '''CHEESE WHEEL'''; don't be ''afraaaiid!''
** In another skit, he tells of taking a vacation and encountering a man who must have had a fully grown squirrel stuffed into his speedo. He meets this same man again, this time at a nude beach...
--->And it looked like a python had eaten the squirrel and taken its place!
* Craig Shoemaker's "The Lovemaster" persona was made of this trope. Hell, at one point, he refers to it as a "Penis Colossus".
* In the audio version of "Dirty Jokes And Beer" by Drew Carey. Some of the memorable ones:

* Creator/GregProops has a routine about Tom Jones' penis being so large that it is, in fact, the "father of all penises."

* "Bild" is ''the'' German tabloid. Not everyone is amused. As an oversize TakeThat, a satirist claimed that the owner of Bild had a botched penis elongation operation, leading to a libel process, a mural (on the "Taz" building in Berlin) allegedly showing his giant penis, and other [[HilarityEnsues generic lulz.]]

* Claiming Marten in ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' has one of these was a running joke for a while. It's never actually been confirmed that he does, but [[GeniusDitz Raven]] was convinced he did, and Dora has never argued the point.
* Hilariously averted in ''Steal This Comic''. Our hero Devon is [[http://www.stealthiscomic.com/2008/11/26/stc775-60/ caught naked fleeing through a soccer game]], and gets a censor bar in the front that offends his vanity. The replacement censor bar is well trope-worthy. (The censor bar in back is the punchline...)

* In one chapter of ''Webcomic/LoxieAndZoot'' a police officer visiting the Bare Pit is worried that his [[TeenyWeenie penis is too small]], so he wears a prosthetic penis. After it eventually comes off, [[spoiler:he finds that no-one cares about the size of his real penis]].
* The Bard God Tier outfit in ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' includes a Magnificent Codpiece.
* In ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'', when Vehemence powers himself up [[spoiler: with the energy he'd siphoned from the restaurant battle]], his entire body increases and [[ClothingDamage his pants tear]]. We are only shown the reactions of the other characters, which range from comically horrified (Halo) to disgusted ([[OnlySaneMan Maxima]]) to delighted ([[HornyDevils Dabbler, natch]]). Vehemence himself is embarrassed enough to conjure new (fitting) pants for the ensuing battle.
* In ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'', Noah is freakishly well-endowed; [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/48/ one of the comic's meta gags]] is that he's drawn with normal proportions rather than having his pants look like he's hiding a squirrel in there. Renee compares having sex with him to trying to sit on a lamp, and when she's having sex with Hiro in a later strip, she is happy to not feel like her organs are being rearranged.
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[QuirkyBard Elan]] apparently has one due to his maxed-out Charisma stat.
* Exaggerated and parodied in ''Webcomic/TheDrawPlay''. "Big Dick" Nick Foles has one long enough to [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-chicago-bears-get-a-bit-bigger/ cover the 800 mile, or 1300 kilometer, distance between Jacksonville and Chicago.]] And he uses it to sign contracts, [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/no-one-can-do-a-pushup-like-nick-foles/ do no-handed pushups]], or [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/nick-foles-goes-to-injured-reserve/ pour beer]].
* In the commentary for one of the ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' strips, the author argues that clowns must have comically large penises, thusly: "As we all know, the size of a man's manhood is generally in proportion to his shoe size, and inversely proportional to the size of his vehicle. Clowns have riduculously large shoes and ridiculously tiny cars, hence the need for baggy pants."
* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': When stormies bother to fully materialize they've got dongs near as long as their legs. One smushes his against Uaid's windshield interrupting a conversation Duane and Quigley were having about the moon, by blocking their view of the moon. Duane asks if this is what it means to be cock-blocked. Another uses theirs to hit Keon in the head and knock him out of a fight.
* ''Webcomic/TonyComics'' implies this for Alex; in one chapter, he's going through airport security and is questioned over various things that show up on scan. At one point, he's questioned about something the viewer isn't shown and his explanation is "genes" and the officer makes a comment about finding shoes that fit [[note]] the stereotype being that men with large penises also have large feet[[/note]].

--->'''Lobsang''': You, er, appreciate art?
--->'''Susan''': I know what I like.

** In ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies,and Peter's shocked expression on Logan's body as he looks between his legs speaks volumes.[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2022_01_10_18_15_40_223_commiuigallery.jpg]]
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* The grolls (troll/giant hybrids) from Creator/GlenCook's ''Literature/GarrettPI'' series are sufficiently equipped to make mules envious, which is quite a feat for a couple of brothers named Doris and Marsha.

* One Norwegian fairy tale had an extremely well endowed male character searching for a bride, no easy task considering his size. He finally found one and they decided to get married. Sometime before the wedding they had a party, but they didn't have enough places for people to sit. The man unzipped his trousers and rolled out his member for people to use as a bench. When the bride to be entered the room, the man instantly got an erection, throwing the people who were using it as a bench into the roof, breaking their necks.

* For all of about two weeks in the WWE, Wrestling/LanceStorm was implied to be well-endowed.
* {{Subverted| trope}}: By the cornerstone of MCW Romeo Valentino, who hid a [[ImprobableWeaponUser double headed dildo]] in his trunks. Still, before it was revealed no one but his manager, Candi, wanted to be anywhere near his crotch.

* Independent wrestler Andrew Everett had a situation during a tag match against Team Tremendous (who work a hammy 1980s-detective style of gimmick). Everett and his partner were in a Mexican standoff of sorts with TT, trading finger-gun mannerisms. After Everett's partner tagged him in, Everett's opponent accused the admittedly-endowed Everett of hiding a gun in his trunks (which ended the 'playtime', as the opponent had 'made it weird')

* An old Burlesque joke, which shows up in ''Film/TheSting'', told by Leonard Barr, an old Burlesque comic. The punchline is, "Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

* Aristophanes' ''Theatre/{{Lysistrata}}'' has all the men of Greece sporting comical erections as the women's sex strike breaks down their reserve. (In Greek thought, the size of a man's phallus indicated his self control -- the smaller the better).

* [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]] as the aforementioned Jareth/"David Bowie from Labyrinth" in ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''. It gets ''weaponized''. To paraphrase a Twitter fan after the first gag:
-->"What did you guys do, stick a banana down his pants?"
* During WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ItsAWonderfulPlot episode, his guardian angel Roger shows him that WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob became a highly successful porn star with a penis they describe as "not human".

* One Buzzfeed video had two guys -- one gay, one straight -- draw their ideal penis relative to their actual size, then were given silicone models based on their drawings. Although pixelation is used VERY generously, the models are clearly ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi8WYkSRCRo absurd]]'' -- too big even to fit inside the guys' pants, let alone any human orifice. On the other hand, the gay guy did mention getting a little turned on when looking at his...

* A pair of videos about "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3VsLt2mJs The Man with]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSuH6tJHkQ the World's Biggest Penis]]" showcase some inconveniences resulting from developing a dong almost as long as a leg.
-->"Do you know what it's like to not have a love life? If I even get slightly excited, I get lightheaded and pass out!"

* Kevin in ''WesternAnimation/PeepoodoAndTheSuperFuckFriends'' is shown to be very well-endowed, a trait he keeps even after he transitions into Evelyn.
** In the first season finale, Peepoodo's penis grows to such a massive size that he loses control of it and it eventually destorys the earth.

** The first episode takes it UpToEleven when Yujita replaces his TeenyWeenie with one; said gag penis is a prehensile, sentient gray snake/eel...thing, that's as long as his body

-->'''Carvey:''' It's obscene! It's insane! [[FemaleGaze My wife had binoculars, "It's moving, honey! It's moving!"]] ''[[UpToEleven It sang a song!!]]''

* A phone application ad which lets you measure a guy's penis length. The ad for it showed it used on various cartoon characters, measuring (in order of appearance): [[GagPenis 27 cm]], [[UpToEleven 31 cm]], [[SerialEscalation 34 cm]] and [[InvertedTrope 3 cm]]. The first three were shown as manly men, the fourth was suddenly unveiled as a little girl in a pink dress.

** In ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies,and Peter's shocked expression on Logan's body as he looks between his legs speaks volumes.

** In ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies, and Peter's shocked expression in Logan's body while looking between his legs says a lot.

* In ultimate spiderman issue 66 Peter and Logan swap bodies,and Peter shocked expression in Logan's body while looking between his legs says a lot.

* When ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' journey to Russia, they meet the ex-leader of the Soviet superhero team The Glorious Five Year Plan, who went by the name of Love Sausage. And just in case you didn't get the reference, the title of the issue in which he takes up his old role as hero? ''Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite''. Big breasts are his KryptoniteFactor.

-->'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}:''' Fighting a dude in a skirt. My advantage. Hmm... ''[sees up said loincloth]'' Godly endowments. His advantage.

-->'''Chase:''' [[SleepsInTheNude You're sleeping in the raw]]? What is wrong with you?! [[ShoutOut At least]] Film/{{the computer wore tennis shoes}}!\\

'''Chase:''' Says who? You're an electric chair with legs! Except, you know, instead of four legs, you have uh... three.
** In one issue of ''ComicBook/{{Thor}}'', an Asgardian named Volstagg the Mighty (an exceedingly... large-boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from. When Volstagg notices where Sif is staring, he admonishes her to "cast thine eyes elsewhere ... though it may take them some time to make the journey."[[note]]Volstagg is generally portrayed as HappilyMarried, with several children, and his other nicknames include the Voluminous and the Enormous.[[/note]]

For instances when a massive schlong is treated as sexy ratherñ than funny, see BiggerIsBetterInBed. If large genitalia is shown to cause problems for the owner or if it's a source of angst, see BigPrickBigProblems.

For instances when a massive schlong is treated as sexy rather than funny, see BiggerIsBetterInBed. If large genitalia is shown to cause problems for the owner or if it's a source of angst, see BigPrickBigProblems.

* In ultimate spiderman issue 66 Peter and Logan swap bodies,and Peter expresión in Logan's body says a lot

* ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
** Long-suffering and affable Jerry, the [[ButtMonkey butt of every office joke]] gets checked out for the mumps in one episode. Afterward, the doctor has this to say:

* ''Manga/ShonanJunaiGumi'':
** At the Vilas Girls High School cultural festival, Eikichi and Ryuji hug their {{Raging Stiffie}}s, which are drawn nearly as big as they are.
** At the public bath, the boys are all comparing dick sizes. It seems like Saejima has the biggest dick in the room, but then [[ThePornomancer Abe]] shows up[[note]]An earlier chapter labeled his crotch as "Meat: Extra Large!"[[/note]] with his "[[UnusualEuphemism Galapagos tortoise]]" to the others' "baby turtles" and "medium turtles". And then ''[[spoiler:[[ButtMonkey Makoto]]]]'' shows up, with a {{Kaiju}} turtle appearing behind him.

* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has the option to romance Iron Bull, a Qunari. The character frequently alludes to how large his junk is, and there are several visual gags to that effect. Partially justified in that the Qunari are large in general. Plays with BiggerIsBetterInBed, in that Iron Bull is very sought after as a partner: but it turns out to be for more reasons than just his physical attributes. [[spoiler: he is a very very sweet and protective Dominant.]]

* Kevin in ''WesternAnimation/PeepoodoAndTheSuperFuckFriends'' is shown to be well-endowed, a trait he keeps even after he transitions into Evelyn.

* A Danish series of cartoon shorts titled ''WesternAnimation/JohnDillermand'', is about the eponymous man whose penis is both prehensile and can stretch to several meters. He uses this stranger "superpower", covered by his bathing suit, to help out around his community; using it as a helicopter to fly in buckets of water or a distraction to a lion on the loose. It got some flack on news articles for being controversially targeted at children.

* One ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch involved the celebrity trial de jour (Creator/MikeTyson) which had the defendant's lawyers officially entering his penis as evidence; he whips it out (off-camera) and [=THUNKs=] it down on the table. Cut to the bug-eyed [[JawDrop slack-jawed]] stares in the jury box.

* ''Series/TheYoungOnes'' episode "Nasty" may possibly qualify for this trope - [[SceneryCensor "Argh! Neil! How are you holding that flower pot up?"]]
* The ''Series/UprightCitizensBrigade'' TV show dedicated their Season 1 finale to a mock telethon for the "Little Donny Foundation", raising money for a young boy with an enormous (mosaic'ed) penis, of which he's unaware. Essentially 30 minutes of this trope, but played completely deadpan.

* In one episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', Dr. Kim Briggs, in order to [[{{Pun}} dick around]] with JD, draws a long line on a chart claiming that it's representative of the average length of the penis, which has the patient casually replying "Sounds about right" and JD looks shocked and embarrassed while Turk silently agrees. After leaving in a huff, JD attempts to call her bluff by pulling back the patient's bedsheet. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch#v=FKewhvOYAwE "OH MY GOD!"]]
* A character on ''Series/{{Testees}}'' (the guys test drugs for money) took something that caused his penis to grow to epic proportions. Unfortunately for him once he became erect he promptly passed out due to lack of blood.

* Manny Skerritt, the character Creator/MishaCollins played on ''Series/NipTuck''. His penis was so large that, while flaccid, he could have 'namaste' written on it in pretty large writing, and needed a reduction because he was addicted to sucking himself off.
-->'''Manny:''' I've got a tyrannosaurus prick.
* In one "Newscasters" segment of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie are the newscasters. Brad, as per usual, [[StraightMan plays someone normal]]. Colin, on the other hand, plays someone who has just realized that they're nude. Throughout the skit, Brad keeps on trying to cover Colin's junk, ending with his hand trying to do so with Colin in a ridiculous pose. Colin looks at Brad's hand disdainfully, then uses his arm to "cover" his junk. Brad can barely stay in character.
** Quickly followed up by Ryan (playing a Mafia weatherman) telling Colin that he lost his pointer, and needs some help. Colin puts his hands behind his back and does various hip motions to convey that his junk is pointing at whatever Ryan needs.
* On ''Series/TheXFiles'', Mulder and Scully come across a LiteralGenie and learn that her previous "owner" had died because he wished himself one of these.
-->"''Chronic morbid tumescence.''"

* In ''Series/MonarchOfTheGlen'', [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Golly]] got his nickname when the wind blew his kilt aside and a girl who witnessed it said, "Golly!".
* ''Series/PartyDown'': Ron's humongous dick (briefly shown on screen) got the attention of a porno producer at an adult entertainment awards afterparty they were catering.

* In the ''Series/SirensUS'' episode "Rachel [=McAdams=] Topless", Hank, Johnny and Brian walk in on Billy in the nude. Many remarks about Billy's ridiculously large penis ensue, including one about Billy being better endowed than [[BestialityIsDepraved the horse they saw earlier in an adult video]] (ItMakesSenseInContext).
** Billy has no idea that he's anything special because ''every one of his male relatives is even bigger''.
* Implied with the diminutive Patton Chase on the short-lived sitcom ''Quintuplets''. Due to being below average height, Patton has been getting growth hormones since early puberty, to no visible effect. Except all the growth apparently went to one specific limb. This becomes an issue when Patton joins the cheerleading squad and is forced to be surrounded by attractive, athletic teenage girls while wearing tight gym pants.
* A meta-example from ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''--actor Tim Russ made one for a scene in which his character, Tuvok, walks onto TheBridge naked (but only filmed from the waist up, so it was never shown on-screen). The laughter from the other characters in that scene was genuine {{Corpsing}} from the actors.
* Brazilian show ''Panico na TV'' had a CringeComedy skit called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SftBtnPjRVE Eggplant]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6qVZJh1yCo Man]]", which consisted mostly of people [[ReactionShot reacting]] to a fake case of this, namely a man walking around with an eggplant in his pants.
* A recurring gag on ''Series/SonOfTheBeach'' was that in any nude scene, the characters would have black censor bars over their TV-sensitive areas -- Chip's bar would extend to his knees, while Notch had barely a square centimeter.

* In a ''Horne and Corden'' sketch, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkytHqXFXYI shown here,]] a man gets a penis enlargement, resulting in him pulling a snake several feet in length out of his trousers to show his friend. "It's not too big, is it?"

* One episode of ''Series/JustShootMe'' revolved around Dennis Finch's boss and male coworker discovering that the small, overly delicate Finch had a penis whose size was of such that it caused immediate crushing despair in other males at the sight of it. Made all the more crushing because he apparently had no clue this was anything special.
-->"Dennis, how did you not KNOW? I mean, hadn't you ever seen other guys in the shower?"\\
"No, I sat gym out because of my allergies. The only time I saw other guys naked was in porn. I just thought I was a little above average."\\
"... [[CurseCutShort You son of a bi-]]"
** The other men are immensely relieved to see that, well-endowed or not, Dennis is still Dennis and likely to put women off with his personality.

* One ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch involved the celebrity trial de jour (Creator/MikeTyson) which had the defendant's lawyers officially entering his penis as evidence; he whips it out (off-camera) and [=THUNKs=] it down on the table. Cut to the bug-eyed [[JawDrop slack-jawed]] stares in the jury box.
* A similar Zip-Thump moment occurs on an episode of ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' when Danny Husk's boss reveals that not only does he know Danny used to be a porn star, but that they own his old studio. He then asks Danny to show him the goods, which leads to the aforementioned sound effect.
* On ''Series/{{Hustle}}'', Ash "Three Socks" Morgan acquired his nickname after his first visit to the prison showers.

* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'' episode "Dog and Pony Show", parodying ''Film/TheFullMonty'', had a similar gag. Drew is arranging for a male strip act to raise quick cash, and another man asks to "audition". They step behind the bar, he unzips, Drew looks... and then drains the drink he's holding before letting out a choked, "You think you'd be more popular..." Later, just before the show starts, he announces to the crowd, from prompting by the other guy:
-->'''Drew:''' And no flash photography. It upsets Kong.
** The same episode has the guys, dressed in UPS-like uniforms and carrying boxes in front of their crotches, take both hands off the boxes and SPIN THEM. When asked how they did it, Drew responds that they had Velcro. The guy with the giant wang simply says "... you guys got Velcro?"
* ''Series/DesperateHousewives'' plays this as the solution to a mystery--Gabby is worried that she might have had drunken sex with the much younger, and very disturbed, Zach. She can't remember anything, he insists that it happened. Her husband, Carlos, winds up in the urinal beside him--and informs her that "[She'd] have remembered."
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
-->'''Doyle:''' Frankie Tripod? A big no.\\
'''Cordy:''' Frankie Tripod? Oh, I get it. Some kind of three-legged monster, right?\\
'''Doyle:''' No, he’s human.\\
'''Cordy:''' Then why is his name...''oh...''

* The main plot behind ''Series/TheHardTimesOfRJBerger'': RJ is a nerdy guy with GeekPhysique. One day, during a basketball game, his shorts fell down. Cue people laughing. Then his jockstrap fell. Cue people gasping, girls giggling in delight, and one Asian girl ripping her hair out. The series as a whole involves his attempts to lose his virginity, and his endowment is seen as both a benefit and a hindrance toward that goal.

* A phone application ad which lets you measure a guy's penis length. The ad for it showed it used on various cartoon characters, measuring (in order of appearance): [[GagPenis 27 cm]], [[UpToEleven 31 cm]], [[SerialEscalation 34 cm]] and [[InvertedTrope 3 cm]]. The first three were shown as manly men, the fourth was suddenly unveiled as a little girl in a pink dress.

* Played straight in the cult French-Canadian series ''Series/DansUneGalaxiePresDeChezVous''. CardCarryingVillain Scientist Brad Spitfire is revealed to have a small penis after being hit by a naked ray (a beam whose sole purpose is to render people naked), prompting Petrolia to exclaim "Wow, the nose really is in proportion to..." before being cut off. On the other hand, when the Captain is accidentally turned into a baby after spending too much time on a time-bomb planet, Valence comments, while changing him, that he's very well equipped for his age.
** Actually, in Brad's case, in the episode with his above example, Petrolia insults him by saying his nose is long enough it's threatening to jump off his face, so Petrolia actually accidentally complimented his junk. And yet, in another episode, Brad accidentally drops his garments, leading to Valence insulting him by calling him small.
* In ''Series/GreenWing'', Martin, judging by the reactions to the nude portrait Sue White keeps in her office, has a large one.

* In ''Series/BetterOffTed'', Veronica and other characters reference Ted's junk.
-->'''Ted:''' I only use my junk for good, not evil.

* ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'':
** In "[[Recap/BlackadderS1E3TheArchbishop The Archbishop]]", Edmund asks Baldrick and Percy to bring him his 'Black Russian' codpiece to wear to a ceremony where he thinks his brother Harry will be announced as the next Archbishop of Canterbury. Edmund shows up with his large, erect codpiece, only to find that he is the new archbishop. Embarrassed, he steals one of the bishop's mitres to try and cover it. The gag is made better by his mother querying why he's wearing "that nonsense" and flicking it, which produces a delightful ''sproiiiing'' noise.
** Implied with Captain Flasheart in "[[Recap/BlackadderS4E4PrivatePlane Private Plane]]", who claims he [[GoingCommando Goes Commando]] because the underpants haven't been built that can take the job on. This is following him telling several ladies off-screen, "'''[[IncomingHam HEY GIRLS! LOOK AT MY MACHINERY!]]'''" and their screams of delight.

* Most of the dramatic and comedic fodder for ''Series/{{Hung}}''.

* An episode of ''Series/AllyMcBeal'' has Ally and her friend Renee attend a clay sculpting class using nude male models. While they are initially both nonchalant about it, when a model named Glenn disrobes in front of them they both get stunned looks on their faces and stare in awe for a few moments until Renee mentions the fact she's going to need a lot more clay. Later she complains that she can't make the clay figure's penis to proper scale as it keeps falling off, and it's shown that the clay figure's penis is about half the size of its own leg.

* ''Series/{{Brockmire}}'' features a rival announcer (and later friend) named Matt "The Bat." And Brockmire makes very clear that Matt couldn't hit at all when he was playing, so the nickname is entirely a reference to Matt's anatomy. There are a ''lot'' of jokes about the character's endowment over the course of the season, though Matt eventually admits that it's not a case of BiggerIsBetterInBed - women tend to be very curious about what it's like to have sex with someone with such a large penis, but he doesn't get a lot of second dates.

* In ''Series/BabylonFive'', the alien Centauri have SIX penises. All of them prehensile. Ambassador Mollari uses them to cheat at cards. (He also gets extremely offended when a doll made in his likeness has BarbieDollAnatomy.)

* Buppa, in ''Manga/TokyoTribe''. He's a crazy FatBastard who rapes a guy to the point of drawing a lot of blood because his actions and size of his junk split the guy in half vertically. It CrossesTheLineTwice.
* In the mini-film ''Sex Demon Queen'', an underage girl named Sour is accosted by a gang of ruffians. One of them breaks out his package, which is indicated by a helpful diagram to be over a foot in length. However, its maximum length cannot be calculated.
* Used as a RunningGag in ''Anime/PumpkinScissors'' with a nurse trying to get a urine sample from [[TheBigGuy Randel]] whenever he's hospitalized. To emphasize, it even got to a ridiculous metal-braced extra-large collector, that still breaks.

* In ''Manga/{{Sekirei}}'', the main group has a shared OutOfClothesExperience. LovableSexManiac Matsu immediately kneels down in front of Minato and begins to giggle obscenely in delight while stating that the "data" down there is MUCH MORE than she'd expected. Minato shrieks in horror and goes to cover himself up.

* The erotic OVA ''Vixens'' (''Visionary'' in Japan) features a few:
** The first episode takes it UpToEleven when Yujita replaces his TeenyWeenie with one; said gag penis is a prehensile, sentient gray snake/eel...thing, that's as long as his body
** The second episode has Sameo have one, which is represented during his sex scene as a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything huge goldfish swimming through a tunnel]].

* ''Manga/ShonanJunaiGumi'':
** At the Vilas Girls High School cultural festival, Eikichi and Ryuji hug their {{Raging Stiffie}}s, which are drawn nearly as big as they are.
** At the public bath, the boys are all comparing dick sizes. It seems like Saejima has the biggest dick in the room, but then [[ThePornomancer Abe]] shows up[[note]]An earlier chapter labeled his crotch as "Meat: Extra Large!"[[/note]] with his "[[UnusualEuphemism Galapagos tortoise]]" to the others' "baby turtles" and "medium turtles". And then ''[[spoiler:[[ButtMonkey Makoto]]]]'' shows up, with a {{Kaiju}} turtle appearing behind him.

* Buppa, in ''Manga/TokyoTribe''. He's a crazy FatBastard who rapes a guy to the point of drawing a lot of blood because his actions and size of his junk split the guy in half vertically. It CrossesTheLineTwice.

* ''Manga/HajimeNoIppo'':
** Ippo Makunouchi is constantly ridiculed by the other boxers (out of their own insecurity) about the enormous size and girth of his member.
** [[HotBlooded Takeshi]] [[TheIdiotFromOsaka Sendoh]] is similarly, uhm, "gifted". Takamura once attempted to prank him in the shower, mistaking him for [[ButtMonkey Aoki]]. HilarityEnsues.
* In the mini-film ''Sex Demon Queen'', an underage girl named Sour is accosted by a gang of ruffians. One of them breaks out his package, which is indicated by a helpful diagram to be over a foot in length. However, its maximum length cannot be calculated.
* When Shido Fuyuki, Ban Mido and Ginji Amano take a [[HotSpringsEpisode hot bath]] together in ''Manga/GetBackers'', Ginji and Ban see that Shido is EXTREMELY well-hung. So much that they get ''scared''. The anime adds a neighing sound effect, for good measure.
-->'''Ban and Ginji:''' "LIKE A HOOOOOOOORSE...!"

* Used as a RunningGag in ''Anime/PumpkinScissors'' with a nurse trying to get a urine sample from [[TheBigGuy Randel]] whenever he's hospitalized. To emphasize, it even got to a ridiculous metal-braced extra-large collector, that still breaks.
* While describing her [[ArtInitiatesLife newly created]] Nugi-kun DK-1 golem in ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'', Haruna mentioned that "He sports an impressive 23.5 centimeters!!",[[note]]About 9 1/4 inches[[/note]] which everyone naturally assumed to be this. Turned out she was actually talking about his ''[[OverlyLongTongue tongue]]''.
* ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'':
** Japan and Italy have a [[BathtubBonding hot springs bonding]] session and Italy thinks Japan shrunk his penis since he's a whiz with miniaturization. The manga/webcomic and the Japanese version imply (while the English version outright says) that Japan is a [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grower%20not%20a%20shower grower, not a show-er]] (which actually makes sense when you remember that a scene before this, Japan created miniature U-Boats that turn into giant fighting mechas) and proceeds to show Italy with a penis that has construction sounds when it goes erect and is heavily implied to be bigger than advertised.
** Then there's the "extra small" 25 centimeter (that's 9 to 10 inches) condoms from Russia!
** Prussia's "5 metres, anyone?" (Which is ''[[MemeticMutation a made-up meme based on a few joke LiveJournal icons]]'').

* Shalott of ''Manga/AirGear''. When he [[UnsettlingGenderReveal reveals to Agito that he's actually a guy]] by lifting his frilly looking dress up, an ''elephant's trunk'' is used to symbolize the size of his junk.
* Considering the amount and portrayal of FanDisservice and also of the less disservicey sexual content within ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', it isn't hard to arrive at the conclusion that Guts' [[{{BFS}} Dragonslayer]] is less compensation and more of an example. One particular comedic hentai doujin takes this to the extreme, equipping Guts with another weapon of similar dimensions. In a situation where he did not have his sword with him, he used it to defeat several trolls without breaking a sweat. After which, he tossed it over his shoulder and it ''nearly scraped the ground''. It was portrayed humorously but slightly soured for comedic value by the extreme nature of the pages previously.
* In ''Manga/{{Sekirei}}'', the main group has a shared OutOfClothesExperience. LovableSexManiac Matsu immediately kneels down in front of Minato and begins to giggle obscenely in delight while stating that the "data" down there is MUCH MORE than she'd expected. Minato shrieks in horror and goes to cover himself up.
* In ''Manga/ApocalypseNoToride'', poor Maeda suffers the indignity of getting his boxers yanked off by the other boys in chapter 27 for a reason that MakesSenseInContext. Their faces register shock and what looks like genuine horror, but the tension is [[MoodWhiplash hilariously deflated]] by the discovery that their mild-mannered friend is seriously ''hung''.
-->'''Yoshioka:''' Jesus Christ, talk about a ''monster''.\\
'''Maeda:''' I ''said'' I'd check it ''myself!''\\
'''Yamanoi:''' Was it that big ''before'' you [[spoiler:got infected]]?\\
'''Iwakura:''' Man, you're packing a ''desert eagle'' down there.

* In the 2011 version of ''Manga/HunterXHunter'', Gon and Killua are rather unsettled when they end up meeting with Hisoka for the first time in quite a while. [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad0042d51d2e30d1ecd8f64f3f9b7764/tumblr_miqlskBDnp1qm46two3_500.gif He's completely naked, and their eyes are slowly tracing upward]].

* In ''Manga/{{Beastars}}'', there's a sea lion named Zaguan who prefers being naked. When he talks, the speech bubble practically covers down to his crotch, making it look like he is well-endowed.
** Similarly to the protagonist Legoshi. Multiple times it has been joked at how he has a huge manhood frequently in omake segments, like how it would be difficult finding plus-size condoms. Or how he tried Zaguan's nudist ways and finds it comforting, complete with his speech bubble being ''elongated'' to the crotch area.
* ''Manga/InterspeciesReviewers'' has Crim the angel, whose "holy lance" is constantly being referenced for laughs. A large part of why is because the series {{deconstruct|edTrope}}s what it would be like to have such a massive member. While he doesn't have too many problems, any girl that isn't at least a certain size or larger won't be able to handle him, which got him scammed out of his cash at a fairy brothel, and the sheer size can end up drawing unwanted attention to it, which due to how demure and mentally wholesome he is often results in major embarrassment.

* When fighting [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules Hercules]]:

* When ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' journey to Russia, they meet the ex-leader of the Soviet superhero team The Glorious Five Year Plan, who went by the name of Love Sausage. And just in case you didn't get the reference, the title of the issue in which he takes up his old role as hero? ''Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite''. Big breasts are his KryptoniteFactor.
* The following exchange takes place in ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' after Chase walks into [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Victor Mancha]]'s bedroom in the middle of the night.

* In one issue of ''ComicBook/{{Thor}}'', an Asgardian named Volstagg the Mighty (an exceedingly... large-boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from. When Volstagg notices where Sif is staring, he admonishes her to "cast thine eyes elsewhere ... though it may take them some time to make the journey."[[note]]Volstagg is generally portrayed as HappilyMarried, with several children, and his other nicknames include the Voluminous and the Enormous.[[/note]]
* This is played dead serious to both horrify ''and'' [[DarkComedy amuse]] in ''ComicBook/{{Crossed}}'' with the villain "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Horsecock]]". Take a wild guess what severed animal appendage he uses to beat his opponents to death.

* Literature/JakubWedrowycz, a DirtyOldMan. He's not happy with it, because it's hard to walk with it (he keeps stepping on it). He usually keeps it in one of the trouser-legs... and puts the tip into the shoe. He can use it as a whip to kill a fly on a faraway wall. Of course, it only comes up when it's funny.

* ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'' has a long tradition of invoking this trope with some of their less savory characters. It is blatantly exaggerated as a VisualPun with [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080707022822/megamitensei/images/0/09/MaraSMT.jpg Mara]], though other examples (none as extreme, though) include [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090618224005/megamitensei/images/4/43/PENDRAGON.png Pendragon]], [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080806040827/megamitensei/images/0/0e/Cthulhu2.jpg Cthulhu]], [[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mishaguji Mishaguji]], [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/SMTNocturne/Update%2021/76-night_incubus.jpg Incubus]], and [[http://images.wikia.com/megamitensei/images/0/0d/Yamm.jpg Ym]]. Some of these are justified, as they are entities ''meant'' to invoke the image of male lust. Mara, though, is the most infamous example, and often comes with a slew of {{Double Entendre}}s acknowledging his/her phallic nature:
--> '''Mara:''' [[VideoGame/RaidouKuzunohaVsKingAbaddon It will take only one thrust to penetrate your frail form and finish you off immediately!]] \\
'''Mara:''' [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiStrangeJourney Through my charms, your kind will reach their climax and...die!]] \\
'''[[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV The Terminal Guardian ("Intuitive Man" disguise)]]:''' Even you won't be able to beat off this magnificent schlong. [[LampshadeHanging Hehe, get it? Beat off?]]

* In ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', there is a [[ShowWithinAShow radio ad]] for men with penises that get in the way of normal life. "Don't let your piece interfere with your peace of mind."

* A very funny example from ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'', when [[LittleMissBadass Ellie]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owfowDtFNQE gets her hands on a gay porn magazine]].
--> '''Ellie''': "Whoa! How the- How does he even walk around with that thing!?"
* The Reverse Merman in ''VideoGame/BitTrip Presents... Runner2: Future Legend Of Rhythm Alien'' has, only technically covered by his tidy whities but far too massive to not notice, a truly massive pair of testicles. And is a fish from the waist up. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight None of this is ever explicitly commented on]], but it's hard to not notice.
* A short-to-medium range field goal attempt in ''VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague'' will sometimes trigger this line:
-->'''Bricks''' (excited): I once saw a kicker make a kick like this with his extra leg! He used it like a golf club!
-->'''Junior''': That wasn't a leg, you moron, that was Tripod Jenkins. The one with the big schlong.
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has the option to romance Iron Bull, a Qunari. The character frequently alludes to how large his junk is, and there are several visual gags to that effect. Partially justified in that the Qunari are large in general. Plays with BiggerIsBetterInBed, in that Iron Bull is very sought after as a partner: but it turns out to be for more reasons than just his physical attributes. [[spoiler: he is a very very sweet and protective Dominant.]]
* Implied in ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri'' by the quote for completing the secret project The Cyborg Factory:
--->A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,\\
Wooed women at every base,\\
But once ladies glanced at\\
His special enhancement\\
They vanished with nary a trace.\\
-- Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command

* Nekomaru Nidai of ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'' has a comically large bulge in his pants. He's also TheBigGuy, so is crotch is conveniently at just about your eye level whenever you walk up to talk to him.

* ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'':
** One episode features Inch-High Private Eye as the defendant. In one scene, set in a sauna, the literally inch-tall man whips off his towel in response to a comment disparaging his package. Cue Phil Ken Sebben: "Ha ha! (Shakes head, visibly disturbed) Not to scale..."
** An earlier episode features the ''WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}}'' character "Apache Chief", who normally has the ability to expand his entire body to gigantic proportions, lose this ability after he spills hot coffee in his lap, leading to his problem being played as a euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

* Tommy Lee, the drummer from Music/MotleyCrue, was shown in ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' knocking off an opponent by unzipping his pants and thrusting his massive boner to the other guy's eye. Essentially, the whole fight was one big Gag Penis gag. Tommy's opponent was equally famously endowed porn star Ron Jeremy, and both men were dressed in chicken suits so that the match could be billed as... the "Cockfight." Bet you saw that one coming (unlike poor Ron, who now needs an EyepatchOfPower).

* On an episode of ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'', Enzo and [=AndrAIa=] are in a Toon-style game. Towards the end of the game, the user is flashed by one of the binomes. With his back to the screen, he opens his coat... *THUD*
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'' episode where Joan pulls a SweetPollyOliver, Genghis Khan passes her in the locker room... accompanied by a dragging sound and Joan's shocked gasp.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'', straitlaced lawyer Tom Dubois has a lifelong fear of being [[PrisonRape anally raped in prison]]; it opens with him having a nightmare involving a prison shower, an inmate with a swinging [[{{Pixellation}} censoring mosaic]] reaching past his knees, and a dropped bar of soap... (There was no mosaic on the DVD, though.)
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** In the episode "Erection Day", Jimmy has a nightmare in which his performance on stage is ruined by a boner of truly epic proportions.
** Another episode has Randy giving himself testicular cancer by exposing his genitals in a microwave. While Randy doesn't get a large penis, the resulting cancer gives him gag ''balls'', causing his testicles to swell so massively that he has to bounce around down on them in order to move. The enlarged testicles cause Randy's wife to be more sexually active towards him and the cancer that Randy gave himself was to get free marijuana.

* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' parodied this along with the stereotype that African American males have large penises. Klaus, the goldfish with a German man's brain got his brain transplanted into a black man's body. He then proceeded to purchase condoms. At the drug store, he passes the smalls, passes the mediums, passes the larges, and finally pulls out a massive trash bag. After a few suggestive brow winks and hip thrusts, he fills the bag with boxes of medium-sized condoms.
** Also parodied in ''Virtual In-Stanity'', where CIA employees have access to a control machine "like the one in ''Film/{{Avatar}}''". Dick uses it to control an enormous, veiny, black body-builder yet when going to buy condoms, he instead compares the XS and XXXS sizes, before going with the latter and asking an employee "if they shrink in the dryer."
* Cyril Figgis in ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' is stated to have a 12-inch penis, and went through surgery for a penis ensmallment. This extends to his ''[[AdventuresInComaland Dreamland]]'' incarnation, where Archer and Poovey have a StunnedSilence after seeing it.
* A Danish series of cartoon shorts titled ''WesternAnimation/JohnDillermand'', is about the eponymous man whose penis is both prehensile and can stretch to several meters. He uses this stranger "superpower", covered by his bathing suit, to help out around his community; using it as a helicopter to fly in buckets of water or a distraction to a lion on the loose. It got some flack on news articles for being controversially targeted at children.

-->'''Akira''': What do you think? Can you get a positive ID off this?
-->'''Policewoman''': ''[turns bright red and glances down at the photograph]'' Ooohh, heheh. Thank you, have a nice date!
-->'''Akira''': OK, guess I passed. ''[zips his jeans up and takes Saki in his arm]'' Well then, take it easy!... Phew, good thing it was so cold out there.

* The following exchange takes place in ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' after Chase walks into Victor Mancha's bedroom in the middle of the night.
-->'''Chase:''' You're sleeping in the raw? What is wrong with you?! At least the computer wore tennis shoes!\\
'''Victor:''' We live under a tar pit Chase. It's a million degrees down here. Besides, what's the big deal? I've got the exact same parts that you do.\\

** Pee Wee's first elated act in ''II'', upon waking and recalling he'd scored at the end of the previous film, is to add a sharp (exaggerated) upward slash to his personal penis-growth chart. His mom soon finds the chart in his room, and her eyes bug out at the BiggusDickus implications.

* A phone application ad which lets you measure a guy's penis length. The ad for it showed it used on various cartoon characters, measuring (in order of appearance): [[BiggusDickus 27 cm]], [[UpToEleven 31 cm]], [[SerialEscalation 34 cm]] and [[InvertedTrope 3 cm]]. The first three were shown as manly men, the fourth was suddenly unveiled as a little girl in a pink dress.