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* The ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' fanfic [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_BLAM "Love Can BLAM"]] has a Tau woman with an oddly shaped... yeah, that. It also ignores the canon statement that Tau women do not have boobs.[[note]]Of course, almost ''everyone'' ignores that statement, for various reasons.[[/note]] Link is NSFW.

* The ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' 1d4chan fanfic [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_wet_dream_of_selena_agna "The Wet Dream of Selena Agna"]] (link is NSFW) has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman doesn't have pubic hair either, though...

* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', it's never made clear how similar or different trolls are to humans anatomically, as despite having an insect-like lifestyle trolls look like humans with horns and odd coloration. Terms like "bone bulge", "nook", and "seedflap" are used but never explained, meaning that fanfic writers tend to go in pretty much every direction when writing erotica pertaining to trolls. Also, buckets are involved somehow. Perhaps one of the most common interpretations -- bordering on outright {{Fanon}} -- is that trolls are all {{hermaphrodit|e}}ic, and have a "bulge" (often, but not always, more similar to a tentacle than a human penis) and a "nook" (which is essentially a vagina). There is ''some'' evidence in canon to support the idea that trolls are hermaphroditic (though there's just as much evidence that they're not), but most of the details are left to speculation, probably due to the fact that most of the cast is underage.

** According to Queen Barenziah's biography, Dunmer females reach sexual maturity only some time after reaching physical maturity. As a result, an adult Dunmer woman can engage in sexual relations before she can typically get pregnant. The young Barenziah was surprised when she unintentionally became pregnant with Tiber Septim's child before she was supposed to be able to even have children.

* In one chapter of ''Manga/BeastComplex'', a snake pops his two penises out of his genital vent in front of a mouse in order to prove that snakes have no shame. He also mentions he finds it funny that mice have penis bones.

* Website/SCPFoundation: [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1972 SCP-1972-A]] is an extraterrestrial with the head of a moose and tentacles, and is mentioned as having three sets of ovaries. [[spoiler:She also somehow got a featureless orb who identifies as male pregnant.]]

* In one chapter of ''Manga/BeastComplex'', a snake pops his two penises out of his genital vent in front of a mouse in order to prove that snakes have no shame. He also mentions he finds it funny that mice have a penis bones.

** While not the majority, the more, er, ''bizarre'' parts of the fandom have been known to give the Pillar Men knots or even stranger enhancements under their loincloths, even though [[ImmortalProcreationClause being immortal, they're most likely asexual as their leader Kars was officially confirmed to be]].

* Among the ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'' fandom, Boxman/Venomous fics seem to hold the general consensus that Lord Boxman (who is mostly human except for the avian talon replacing his left hand) and Professor Venomous (a SnakePerson who, on the SlidingScaleOfAnthropomorphism is somewhere between LittleBitBeastly and BeastMan) have genitals that correlate to whichever species they're adjacent to (i.e., Boxman has internal genitalia and Venomous has two dicks.)

* One comic strip by Creator/StjepanSejic parodies the fact that ComicBook/{{Superman}} is an alien by showing that when he and Lois first try to have sex, it turns out Superman isn't identical to humans ''[[HumanAliens everywhere]]''. They aren't shown but Lois is horrified; apparently male Kryptonian equipment has ''claws'' for holding onto her.

* ''TabletopGame/TheDarkEye'' mostly follows the [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor fantasy RPG standard]], as evidenced by the existence of half-elves and half-orcs. The reptilian Achaz, however, fall under this trope - they have no visible external genitalia (as evidenced by the picture showing the playable races, where the Achaz is the only one out of eight to not wear a loincloth), and sex for them is purely a matter of procreation, with no fun involved whatsoever.

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* ''ComicBook/TheAuthority'': The Alien AppliedPhlebotinum that made Jack Hawksmoor the God of Cities have left him with... different genitalia. They are still functional, and he has retained his libido, but the sight of them did cause a doctor to vomit.

* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', it's never made clear how similar or different trolls are to humans anatomically, as despite having an insect-like lifestyle trolls look like humans with horns and odd coloration. Terms like "bone bulge", "nook", and "seedflap" are used but never explained, meaning that fanfic writers tend to go in pretty much every direction when writing erotica pertaining to trolls.
** Also, buckets are involved somehow.
** Perhaps one of the most common interpretations--bordering on outright {{Fanon}}--is that trolls are all hermaphroditic, and have a "bulge" (often, but not always, more similar to a tentacle than a human penis) and a "nook" (which is essentially a vagina). There is ''some'' evidence in canon to support the idea that trolls are hermaphroditic (though there's just as much evidence that they're not), but most of the details are left to speculation, probably due to the fact that most of the cast is underage.
* While not the majority, the more, er, ''bizarre'' parts of the ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure'' fandom have been known to give the Pillar Men knots or even stranger enhancements under their loincloths, [[ArtisticLicenceBiology even though]] [[ImmortalProcreationClause being immortal, they're most likely asexual as their leader Kars was officially confirmed to be]].

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'': Being a complete and utter fangirl-magnet [[spoiler:(and one half of an ''extremely'' popular, not to mention ''canon'', pairing with the film's leading lady)]], just what Megamind is holding in those tight, leather pants has been explored every whichever bizarre, kinky way that fanfiction writers can think of. (Tentacles seem to be the most popular... )
** [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11738007/1/Isthmus THIS]] is a new one, though. Didn't expect that much [[ShownTheirWork explanation]] would go into it.

* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanon has it, certainly not entirely uninfluenced by the infamous Ask Princess Molestia blog, that unicorn horns are very much like penises, including horn-sucking. It certainly comes in handy given the ImprobablyFemaleCast. It is also popular to include anatomical details of equine genitals in erotic fanfics, like "winking" (rhythmic movements of vulvar muscles and clitoris).
* Inverted in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/{{Xenophilia}}'', which details the relationship between Rainbow Dash and a human male. Here it is human genitalia which is seen as weirdly detailed, compared to a male pony's relatively uniform cylinder.
* Among the ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'' fandom, more specifically Boxman/Venomous fics, seems to hold the general consensus that Lord Boxman (who is mostly human except for the avian talon replacing his left hand) and Professor Venomous (a SnakePerson who, on the SlidingScaleOfAnthropomorphism is somewhere between LittleBitBeastly and BeastMan) have genitals that correlate to whichever species they're adjacent to (i.e. Boxman has internal genitalia and Venomous has two dicks.)
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' fic ''Fanfic/PrincessLaburnumSteelfang'', Burt refuses to believe that Julien [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} has a uterus]] because he's seen Julien go to the bathroom. Julien explains that, [[ShownTheirWork being a ring-tailed lemur]], he has a pseudopenis (the clitoris is enlarged by high blood testosterone levels).

* [[http://skyrimkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3603.html?thread=3458323&#t3458323 This]] ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' KinkMeme fill, presented as a scholarly treatise (written by a priestess of Dibella) on the male genitalia of Tamriel's sentient species. Naturally, the [[CatFolk Khajiit]] and [[LizardFolk Argonian]] equipment is more exotic than the others, but the various races of men and elves and even ''dragons'' are discussed as well.
* A common cliche in Kirk/Spock SlashFic is having Spock's genitalia be [[AlienBlood green and double-ridged.]] It's also very common to have them be naturally self-lubricating for [[SlashFic obvious reasons]]. Vulcans also don't have foreskins. See [[https://fanlore.org/wiki/Vulcan_Genitalia this Fanlore article]] for a comprehensive history of {{Fanon}} on the topic. Klingons are given ridged penises too, just like the ridges on their (spinoff-only) foreheads. This is all on alt.startrek.creative.erotica.

* The ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' fanfic [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_BLAM Love Can BLAM]] has a Tau woman with an oddly-shaped... yeah, that. It also ignores the canon statement that Tau women do not have boobs.[[note]]Of course, almost ''everyone'' ignores that statement, for various reasons.[[/note]] Link is NSFW.
** Also on 1d4chan, the Wet Dream of Selena Agna has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman in that one doesn't have pubic hair either, though... [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_wet_dream_of_selena_agna Link]] is NSFW.
* Far too many VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft comics to count make the draenei's face tendrils erogenous zones.
* In the ''Fanfic/RomanceReports'' spinoff ''Like Fine Wine'', it is revealed that dragons have hemipenes like many real-world reptiles.
** Which, as someone pointed out once, wouldn't make much sense since the only reptiles with double penises are those with no legs (snakes) or with legs pointing sideways, because that's the only way they are able to mate. Reptiles with legs that support the body from below, like dragons in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP:FiM]], always have only one penis since there's no evolutionary reason for the existence of hemipenes.
* Some fanfic on Tolkien's works, for example [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/806128 Surprises of a Wedding Night]] (Link as NSFW as title implies), gives elves this.

* A variation appears in the ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ByTheSea'', which features a merman version of Commander Cody hooking up with the human Obi-Wan Kenobi. The MermaidProblem is solved here by giving Cody a retractable penis with ridges along the underside and apparently no foreskin (covered in skin the same color as his upper half, not scales), and a large ejaculate volume, and he and Obi-Wan have anal and oral sex, with Cody as the penetrating partner. This also goes the other way from Cody's perspective, who has never seen a naked human before- he watches Obi-Wan bathe and mistakes the constantly extended state of the human penis, already unusual for most animals, for Obi-Wan essentially trying to come onto him, and can't believe that anal sex is possible in humans until he watches Obi-Wan prep with his own eyes. Merfolk do have cloacas, but Cody narrates that they don't stretch well enough to permit safe penetration, although some do try anyways to disastrous results, implying that mermaids also have vaginas in addition to cloacas.

* Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises?
** His pants fit like a glove...

* ''Literature/GaeaTrilogy'': The Titanides are basically [[OurCentaursAreDifferent centaurs]] with two distinct genders despite looking all female from a distance. (They all have breasts. And judging from the illustrations, long hair, but that's more a cultural thing.) However, they have ''three'' sets of genitals (a male equine set, a female equine set, and a humanoid "front" set; only the humanoid-style one determines whether they're considered male or female) and a reproductive cycle that makes for somewhat complex familial relationships (up to four parents, though there are modes with fewer, including the "Aeolian Solo" mode, in which a single individual takes all four roles). They're also reasonably compatible with humans to the point of being able to produce [[HalfHumanHybrid hybrid offspring]], which may be somewhat {{justified|Trope}} in that they're actually a genetically engineered lifeform created by the 'goddess' of their world when it became clear that a first contact with mankind would be eventually inevitable. (Gaea has her issues, but she's shown to be well equipped for creating new lifeforms from scratch.)

* Creator/VondaNMcIntyre's "[[OurMermaidsAreDifferent divers]]" (which appear in several of her works) arguably count. The men have internal testes and a retractable penis, mainly for the sake of streamlining.

* The Julie Brown song "Earth Girls Are Easy" (inspiration for the [[Film/EarthGirlsAreEasy film]]) has a lot of fun with this trope
-->"Is that your tongue?"\\
"One of them, yes."
::And later:
--> "That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got!"\\
"I made it myself."
::Although the film used MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor instead
* Speaking of Joe Haldeman, his FilkSong "The Ballad of Stan Long" has this as its premise, as the narrator is surprised to discover the reason why his titular shipmate/drinking buddy is always a ChickMagnet... and why his admirers always come in pairs.
* Music/FrankZappa: Partway into the story of Music/JoesGarage, the titular Joe propositions a sex robot described as having a "hot, curly weenie." [[note]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords "Weenie! Weenie weenie weenie!"]] [[/note]] The sex robot itself is described as looking like "a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body" but Joe seems to only care about the aforementioned corkscrew penis in particular.

* In Myth/PacificMythology, the fertility goddess Kapo saves her younger sister [[PlayingWithFire Pele]] from being raped by her {{Jerkass}} lover [[PigMan Kamapua'a]] by distracting him with her own vagina...which has the ability to detach from her body and levitate. Naturally, [[AllMenArePerverts Kamapua'a chased it]] until it settled on a particular hilltop on O'ahu and [[JustSoStory left an imprint (or crater)]], and it became known as Kohelepelepe, which translates as "fringed vulva." Later, Christian missionaries renamed that place Koko Head.

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* Dar of ''Podcast/MissionToZyxx'' has genitals that are reconfigurable to best pleasure any given partner; they also make a hobby of jucking a member of every species they meet.
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* ''FAPP'' (NSFW): This RPG actually has very detailed rules for bizarre sexual Mutations/Mods and how they effect encounters.
* ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}: Bio-Tech'': "Exotic Genitalia" is a feature available as is "Enhanced Male Primary Sexual Characteristics". But of course.

--->'''Mordin''': [[Funny/MassEffect2 So don't... ahem, ingest.]]
** Salarians are amphibious haplo-diploid egg-layers, so a female will lay hundreds of eggs (dialogue with Mordin also confirms that they have a cloaca, and use the word as an insult), and a male will selectively fertilize some of them to make them female, with the rest being male. Salarian law allows only ten percent of all eggs to be fertilized; more than that would cause an [[ExplosiveBreeder uncontrollable population explosion]]. As a result, their species' culture has evolved to treat reproduction more like a business deal, with no concept of romance or sex drive - though this doesn't stop many salarians from pairing up with asari.
** While you don't receive any other information about krogan genitalia ([[{{Squick}} Thank God]]), you do learn that the males apparently have four testicles. In krogan slang, their "pair" is referred to instead as their [[ICallHimMisterHappy "quad"]]. Some krogan apparently even have five. Wrex praises Grunt by asking if he's a "quint". As mentioned on the page quote, some Krogan will even get transplants surgically grafted onto them as part of an attempt to overpower the DepopulationBomb that leaves most of them sterile.
** In ''Videogame/MassEffect3's'' Citadel DLC, James asks the all important question if you're romancing a nonhuman squadmate.
--->"Hey, how do you two... I mean, is s/he... you know--do turians/quarians/asari [[BuffySpeak have all the same?]]"
* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls''
** Series' lore states that male [[CatFolk Khajiit]] have tiny barbs on their penises, similar to those of real-life cats.
** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIDaggerfall Daggerfall]]'', the ''Real Barenziah'' book series includes a scene where Barenziah, the titular LostOrphanedRoyalty, has sex with a Khajiit so that he'll induct her into the ThievesGuild. She quickly discovers that there is truth to the "barbed penis" rumors. (The book series exists in later games, but this scene is censored.)
** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind Morrowind]]'', one of the exotic dancers in Suran will make a comment along these lines if the PlayerCharacter is a male Khajiit. She'll complain "not another Khajiit, I'm still smarting from the last one."
** According to Queen Barenziah's biography, Dunmer females reach sexual maturity only some time after reaching physical maturity. As a result, an adult Dunmer woman can engage in sexual relations before she can typically get pregnant. The young Barenziah was surprised when she unintentionally became pregnant with Tiber Septim's child before she was supposed to be able to even have children.
* ''Franchise/DragonAge'':
** In [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins the first game,]] Sten (A member of a large race of grey-skinned humanoids called either Kossith or Qunari, depending on who you ask) tells Morrigan that she'll need a full set of armor, a hot poker, and a pry-bar (in case he tries to nuzzle) if they are to have sex. He also asks how strong her teeth are, since Kossith/Qunari can apparently bite through metal, and he isn't sure if humans can, as well. It's implied, however by his ComicallySerious nature that he was simply messing with her to get her to stop hitting on him.
** [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The third game]] apparently confirms that Sten was lying, as The Iron Bull, an even larger member of the same species, can be romanced by a PlayerCharacter of any race or gender.

* ''VideoGame/TheRedStringsClub'': Larissa can mention having sex with a genius engineer named Edgar. She mentions that he has replaced pretty much everything in his crotch with mechanical versions of his penis, which also allows him to have multiple versions of it that he can switch up. She says that it was very nice.

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* ''WebAnimation/TheLegendOfKorah'' has the Angeli -- who often have [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom animal parts]], so to speak -- and a host of other strange species. {{Subverted|Trope}} with the Neodammerai.
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* ''Webcomic/GorgeousPrincessCreamyBeamy'': X Hoshibana has had problems with dating ever since he arrived on Earth. "It's always the same. I meet someone nice, we have a great evening, but then we get back to the bedroom and they just freak out for no reason! What, is something wrong with one of my penises?" The female Usaginarians and Sucrans (confirmed by WordOfGod to have a common ancestor; "Sucra's made of cake, it'd be hard for meat creatures to evolve on it") also have this problem, with nether ink sacs and vaginas "chock full of spinnerets".

* ''Webcomic/LoonLand'': Lana Loon, the extra-terrestrial protagonist of the comic, has no fewer than five vaginas, which causes feelings of sexual inferiority amongst the terrestrial males.
* {{Discussed|Trope}} in ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}'', by [[BoldlyComing Dimitri, of course]].
-->'''Dimitri:''' [[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/07/08/spacetrawler-241/ So, how does it work with you, anyway?]]\\
'''Haldeyis:''' Do you want to find out with your hands, or go read a textbook about it?
* In ''Webcomic/OutOfPlacers'', [[EveryoneIsBi Every Male is Bi]] is literally baked into the yinglet genome because females are rare and tend to be selective when they do breed, Males who want romantic relationships or recreational sex have to do so with each other. Consequently male Yinglet genitals have evolved to be just as compatible male/male as male/female specifically for that purpose. Lacking comparable competitive pressure female yinglet genitals are no more or less compatible female/female than human.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** [[AllTrollsAreDifferent Trolls]] use different (and hilarious) vocabulary for their genitals and have [[BizarreAlienReproduction a wildly different method of reproduction]]... but it is implied that it is probably [[CallARabbitASmeerp human-analogous parts referred to by weird names]].
** Played for surreal laughs with elements of BodyHorror in the only LooseCanon ''Webcomic/ParadoxSpace''. There, Tavros becoming aroused by Gamzee is depicted as his body ''splitting open'' into a what's described as a fountain made of tentacles spewing... ''something'' in his [[AlienBlood blood color]].

* One comic strip by [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Stjepan]] [[ComicBook/DeathVigil Sejic]] parodies the fact that ComicBook/{{Superman}} is an alien by showing that when he and Lois first try to have sex, it turns out Superman isn't identical to humans ''[[HumanAliens everywhere]]''. They aren't shown but Lois is horrified; apparently male Kryptonian equipment has ''claws'' for holding onto her.
* In the ''WebOriginal/{{Vilous}}'' setting, [[SharkMan sergals]] have almost no secondary sexual characteristics and bisexuality is normal for them so their genitals are designed for both homosexual and heterosexual sex. Females have a prehensile clitoral hood which protects their genitals and is able to grasp a male's penis during sex. Males keep their penises in a sheathe like canines when not in use. Fan art often depicts them with dog-like penises but canonically their penises are more similar to those of humans but with a tapered tip and asymmetrical bumps, dents, and bends that are different for each male. [[BirdPeople Nevreans]] have bird-like genitals. Although males do have a penis, they don't actually need to use it during mating and it normally only extends out of their slit during mating, although male sex workers can learn to extend it voluntarily for the pleasure of other races.

* ''WesternAnimation/UglyAmericans''
** The [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human, half-Devil]] Callie is compatible with her human boyfriend Mark, including her "threehole", which is less of an orifice and more of a glowing portal she can manifest on her abdomen.
** It matches up with the organ on male demons, which is best described as a giant chest-mounted barbed bone spike. It sprouts in response to the apparently pheromone laden smoke of a female lactating fire. For the sake of health it needs to be amputated by bone saw if unused or else it will become infected.
** The show also features a background running gag of a male werewolf / female squid couple. Mark notes that finding a partners whose parts match can be difficult, but by the last episode of the first season, those two (as seen through a peephole) seem to be working pretty well together.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
** In the episode featuring the Lost City of Atlanta, Fry marries a mermaid. Things get very awkward in the honeymoon suite when the bride asks, "What the heck is that?"
** Another episode reveals that Omicronians' testicles are located in their horns. And Lrrr warns the crew to escape to a safe 500 meter radius when he starts getting frisky with Ndnd.
** In the movie ''Bender's Big Score'' Fry delivers a package on the Nudist Planet to an alien whose penis looks like a face, and who mistakes Fry's penis for a pen.
* Non-explicit but apparent example in ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''. As with real penguins, the external structure of the eponymous birds is apparently so non-distinct that they literally cannot tell their own sexes without a DNA test, and when Skipper's test comes up female, he believes it.
* In ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', Princess Clara was cursed with a tentacled Octopussoir. Attempts to correct this with cosmetic surgery resulted in a [[Creator/JoanRivers Vajoana]].
** There's also Spanky Ham's corkscrew penis, since he's a pig.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and [[VaginaDentata filled with razor-sharp teeth]].
* ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'' has an episode featuring one of the show's producers, who is human above the waist but a mass of tentacles below. These tentacles, though visually identical, apparently serve a variety of specialized purposes, including this trope. Debbie grasps one in order to seduce the producer, but he informs her that she chose wrong and that's a "potty tentacle".
* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'': In "The [=ABCs=] of Beth", Jerry Smith hooks up with a [[{{Multiboobage}} three-breasted]] alien woman named Kiara. At one point, he implies she has two vaginas.
-->'''Jerry:''' I'm sure you noticed what she has ''three'' of, but guess what she has ''two'' of?