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* Once a human fetus grows hands and develops the innervation and muscle to use them, one thing they very often do [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer (this has been observed on ultrasound)]] is [[TroublingUnchildhoodBehavior have]] ADateWithRosiePalms.
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* Once a human fetus grows hands and develops the innervation to use them, one thing they very often do [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer (this has been observed on ultrasound)]] is [[TroublingUnchildhoodBehavior have]] ADateWithRosiePalms.

-->-- ''FamilyGuy'', "Something Something Dark Side" (a parody of ''StarWars: TheEmpireStrikesBack'')

->'''Medtech:''' Be sure to practice on a hotdog or something so you don't rip your dick off.

* ''GodMode'' once explored the prospect of masturbating with a '''GodHand'''.

* In ''{{Goblins}}'', Dies-Horribly loses his hand in an adventurer attack, but a friendly refugee from a Douglas Addams novel saves him, and gives him a replacement limb, made from a strange form of living metal. It's got the strength of metal, but is nearly as light as his original flesh, and can instantly reform if damaged. It also grows hooks, barbs and sharp edges on reflex if Dies-Horribly is scared (which happens a lot). Dies-Horribly comments that he'll have to be more careful where he puts that hand, demonstrating it with a... recognizeable motion. He then immediately denies the implications, claiming that he meant scratching an itch.

* Discussed in ''Leviathan'' by James S. A. Corey. A minor character loses his hand in a setting where good prosthetics exist, and another character tells him there's a period in the prosthetic acclimatization that he should take advantage of where you have enough control over the hand to masturbate, but it still doesn't feel like it's your hand doing it.

* Among other improvements, [[ExploitationNow Jordan Kennedy]] fitted her prosthetic hand with a vibrator mode...

-->'''Medtech''': ''"Be sure to practice on a hotdog or something so you don't rip your dick off."''
-->-- Something Something Dark Side (a FamilyGuy parody of StarWars: TheEmpireStrikesBack)

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* Happens with Jambi the Genie in the original Pee Wee Herman Show stage play.

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* In ''{{Goblins}}'', Dies Horribly loses his hand in an adventurer attack, but a friendly refugee from a Douglas Addams novel saves him, and gives him a replacement limb, made from a strange form of living metal. It's got the strength of metal, but is nearly as light as his original flesh, and can instantly reform if damaged. It also grows hooks, barbs and sharp edges on reflex if Dies Horribly is scared (which happens a lot). Dies Horribly comments that he'll have to be more careful where he puts that hand, demonstrating it with a... recognizeable motion. He then immediately denies the implications, claiming that he meant scratching an itch. "For a floating, metal orb, you sure have a perverted mind!"
* [+++'''''[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20070428 AUUUGHWHY?!]]'''''+++]

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* ''{{Futurama}}'': In one of the earliest episodes, Fry's hands get eaten by a [[StockDinosaurs T-Rex]]. He's then taken to a "Handcrafters" store to get new hands. He says [[TropeNamer "I'll break them in tonight."]]

*** Of course, immediately after the hand exchange takes place, the Robot Devil's hands begin to strangle Fry.
* In the second ''FamilyGuy'' StarWars Special, Chris/Luke Skywalker gets a replacement hand. The doctor tells him "I'd practice on a hot dog first".

* One of [[AlienForce Ben Ten]]'s alien enemies was trapped in a duplicate of Ben's body. Among his complaints: the hands, which had an alarming tendency to touch "places I suspect are inappropriate."
* Surprisingly inverted in an episode of ''AmericanDad''. Steve's hand is rendered numb, and the standard implication is that he would try to give himself a ''stranger''. However, he is ''robbed'' of the sexual experience of getting to second base, because he can't feel anything.

-->-- Something Something Dark Side (a FamilyGuy parody of StarWars, part II.)

-->-- SomethingSomethingDarkSide

* On one recent episode of The One Show, Peter Kay was in the studio during an item on robotic prosthetic hands. They had an example of the breed on the desk, and he jokingly asked to take it home a number of times, with the heavy implication that he plans to do this.

* In the second FamilyGuy StarWars Special, Chris/Luke Skywalker gets a replacement hand. The doctor tells him "I'd practice on a hot dog first".
* The "practice on a hot dog" line was earlier said in TheVentureBrothers, in the true history of Billy's hand.

* One of [[AlienForce Ben Ten]]'s alien enemies was trapped in a duplicate of Ben's body. Among his complaints: the hands, which had an alarming tendency to touch "places I suspect are inappropriate."

* In ''{{Goblins}}'', Dies Horribly loses his hand in an adventurer attack, but a friendly refugee from a Douglas Addams novel saves him, and gives him a replacement limb, made from a strange form of living metal. It's got the strength of metal, but is nearly as light as his original flesh, and can instantly reform if damaged. It also grows hooks, barbs and sharp edges on reflex if Dies Horribly is scared (which happens a lot). Dies Horribly, while thankful, isn't too happy with his new limb, commenting that it doesn't have quite the same flexibility as his original hand, demonstrating it with a... recognizeable motion. He then immediately denies the implications, claiming that he was talking about wiping his arse. "You really have a dirty mind, you know that?"

* ''TheBigBangTheory'': [[TheLeisureSuitLarry Howard]] + cutting-edge robotic hand.

For some odd reason or another, a character receives a new hand(s), or is now capable of using their hands, etc. The instant implicaiton is that the hands will then be used for masturbation, or are designed for this deed.

* [[ExploitationNow Jordan Kennedy]]'s prosthetic hand has a vibrator setting...

* Futurama: In one of the earliest episodes, Fry's hands get eaten by a [[StockDinosaurs T-Rex]]. He's then taken to a "Handcrafters" store to get new hands. He says [[TropeNamer "I'll break them in tonight."]]

* ''TheBigBangTheory'': [[TheLeisureSuiteLarry Howard]] + cutting-edge robotic hand.