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* After Parallax is dealt with, Paul realizes that he never told the Lantern stationed at the planet they mistakenly thought the Fear Entity would target that Parallax attacked a different planet. We get to see that Lantern's POV when Paul informs them of this.
The great yellow demon could arrive at any moment, and the Illustres isn't here. I don't know what could have delayed him-.\\
I run through his mental exercises once more and check the position of the fleet around Sereaven. My home.\\
And I will die before I let him touch-.\\
My ring glimmers as the Illustres finally sends me a message, and I view it at once!\\
"Oh."

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* After proposing to Rogue, X-Man!OL goes on to blow the minds of Kurt Wagner, Magneto, Havok, and Polaris by [[InternalReveal revealing to them the existence of their previously unknown family members]].
* Paul [[GenderBender turns himself into a woman]] in an attempt to distract the Citizenry by challenging them.



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* After proposing to Rogue, X-Man!OL goes on to blow the minds of Kurt Wagner, Magneto, Havok, and Polaris by [[InternalReveal revealing to them the existence of their previously unknown family members]].
* Paul [[GenderBender turns himself into a woman]] in an attempt to distract the Citizenry by challenging them.
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* After proposing to Rogue, X-Man!OL goes on to blow the minds of Kurt Wagner, Magneto, Havok, and Polaris by [[InternalReveal revealing to them the existence of their previously unknown family members]].
* Paul [[GenderBender turns himself into a woman]] in an attempt to distract the Citizenry by challenging them.


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* After proposing to Rogue, X-Man!OL goes on to blow the minds of Kurt Wagner, Magneto, Havok, and Polaris by [[InternalReveal revealing to them the existence of their previously unknown family members]].
* Paul [[GenderBender turns himself into a woman]] in an attempt to distract the Citizenry by challenging them.
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* Paul [[GenderBender turns himself into a woman]] in an attempt to distract the Citizenry by challenging them.
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* After proposing to Rogue, X-Man!OL goes on to blow the minds of Kurt Wagner, Magneto, Havok, and Polaris by [[InternalReveal revealing to them the existence of their previously unknown family members]].
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* Paul asks Pamela Isley if she's in a relationship with Euanthe. When she says that they aren't and that she's unsure if Euanthe is even interested in such a thing, he offers to act as her wingman.
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--> Wait a moment. [[LampshadeHanging Beard of evil?]]

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--> Wait a moment. [[LampshadeHanging [[GenreSavvy Beard of evil?]]
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* Hawkgirl [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/with-this-ring-young-justice-si-thread-eleven.311139/post-20181602 accidentally flashes]] the Renegade.
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* When the Riddler learns that Paul promised to killed Sportsmaster if he ever saw the man again and asks why he would do that, Paul simply says that he's Sportsmaster's [[ArchEnemy nemesis]]. When Sportsmaster disagrees, Paul gives a detailed explanation as for why this is the case.
--> "No, no, seriously. Classically, a nemesis is a countervailing force that comes into being in response to the actions of the primary actor. Your harshness and criminality have alienated everyone in your life, while my heroism is why I'm dating your eldest daughter, and have a better relationship than you with your younger daughter, ex-wife, mother, father, brother, nephews and ex-mother-in-law." I smile insolently. "It's a matter of contrast; by existing I repudiate your entire personal philosophy."
** After the Riddler shows his amusement at this, Sportsmaster points out that by this logic, the former isn't Batman's nemesis, something that Paul agrees with, as that title obviously belongs to the Joker.
---> '''Sportsmaster:''' So who ''is'' Riddler's nemesis?\\
'''Paul:''' I'm honestly not sure that he has one.\\
'''Sportsmaster:''' Hear that, Eddy? Aren't you lucky.
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** When the conversation goes into physical intimacy, Knock Out has a snide thought about it.
---> Knock Out knows how it works. Knock Out is ''painfully'' aware of how it works. Humans, combiner pistons aren't that interesting. They don't need to take up 4% of your entire noosphere.
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* Pull has a frank discussion with Jack on what exactly the latter wants out of his relationship with Arcee. Even funnier, they're doing this while inside of Knockout, who finds the conversation both disgusting and fascinating.

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* Pull has a frank discussion with Jack on what exactly the latter wants out of his relationship with Arcee. Even funnier, they're doing this while inside of Knockout, Knock Out, who finds the conversation both disgusting and fascinating.
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* Pull has a frank discussion with Jack on what exactly the latter wants out of his relationship with Arcee. Even funnier, they're doing this while inside of Knockout, who finds the conversation both disgusting and fascinating.
--> Oh this is just filth. Horrible, appealing filth.
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--> '''Zeus''': "Ah, to do that you must perform an epic quest worthy of the Elysian Fields. First, enter the gateway into the Dream in Erebos, and pass into that eldritch place to retrieve a single petal from each of the strange flowers that bloom in Morpheus's own garden. Next, to Tartarus, and steal a single tear from each of the beings bound there. These you will need to quench the fires which burn beneath Mount Othrys, that you may take the remaining fragments of the bones of Uranus from their vaults. Then you must travel unto the hallowed halls of Harvard University, whereupon you may ''suck my cock''."

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--> '''Zeus''': "Ah, Ah, to do that you must perform an epic quest worthy of the Elysian Fields. First, enter the gateway into the Dream in Erebos, and pass into that eldritch place to retrieve a single petal from each of the strange flowers that bloom in Morpheus's own garden. Next, to Tartarus, and steal a single tear from each of the beings bound there. These you will need to quench the fires which burn beneath Mount Othrys, that you may take the remaining fragments of the bones of Uranus from their vaults. Then you must travel unto the hallowed halls of Harvard University, whereupon you may ''suck my cock''."
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* While travelling in the Dream, Paul stops a bunch of zombies from attacking him and his allies by treating them like people, something that surprises Doctor Mist.
--> '''Doctor Mist:''' You are so disruptive that your discordant nature spreads to the Dream.
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* Avenger Orange Lantern is able to stun the Enchantress and Skurge simply by mentioning that he's [[DivineDate dating Hela]].
--> She blinks. And Skurge nearly drops his axe on his foot.

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* While looking for Uncle Sam, Paul enlists the aid of the embodiment of America Freedom, which takes on the form of a talking eagle. Paul's conversations with the eagle are humorous for multiple reasons.
* Unsurprisingly, [[JerkAss Zeus]] does not take Paul helping Hephaestus overthrow him and take his throne as King of Olympus gracefully. When Paul seeks him out in the aftermath to help Captain Marvel regain his ability to transform, this is his response:

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* While looking for Uncle Sam, Paul enlists the aid of the embodiment of America Freedom, which takes on the form of a talking eagle. Paul's conversations with the eagle are humorous for multiple reasons.
* Unsurprisingly, [[JerkAss [[JerkassGods Zeus]] does not take Paul helping Hephaestus overthrow him and take his throne as King of Olympus gracefully. When Paul seeks him out in the aftermath to help Captain Marvel regain his ability to transform, this is his response:


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* While looking for Uncle Sam, Paul enlists the aid of the embodiment of America Freedom, which takes on the form of a talking eagle. Paul's interactions with the eagle are humorous for multiple reasons.
** Because not everyone can hear Eagle talk, Paul realizes that all the people watching him think he's talking to a bird.
** Eagle performs tricks for a tourist while in a conversation with Paul simply because he enjoys performing them.
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* Unsurprisingly, [[JerkAss Zeus]] does not take Paul helping Hephaestus overthrow him and take his throne as King of Olympus gracefully. When Paul seeks him out in the aftermath to help Captain Marvel regain his ability to transform, this is his response:
--> '''Zeus''': "Ah, to do that you must perform an epic quest worthy of the Elysian Fields. First, enter the gateway into the Dream in Erebos, and pass into that eldritch place to retrieve a single petal from each of the strange flowers that bloom in Morpheus's own garden. Next, to Tartarus, and steal a single tear from each of the beings bound there. These you will need to quench the fires which burn beneath Mount Othrys, that you may take the remaining fragments of the bones of Uranus from their vaults. Then you must travel unto the hallowed halls of Harvard University, whereupon you may ''suck my cock''."
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* While looking for Uncle Sam, Paul enlists the aid of the embodiment of America Freedom, which takes on the form of a talking eagle. Paul's conversations with the eagle are humorous for multiple reasons.
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* Bleez reveals that she's been doing sexy poses so often that she now does them subconsciously, even when she doesn't want to.

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* Bleez reveals that she's been doing sexy poses so often that she now [[DamnYouMuscleMemory does them subconsciously, subconsciously]], even when she doesn't want to.
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* Paul is able to unnerve several Greco-Roman deities by stating that the power ring he just gave for Hephaestus to use, which will be utilized to make him strong enough to fight Zeus, is basically training wheels for the children of beings much older and stronger than them.
--> '''Paul:''' The Green Lantern Corps is a interstellar policing organisation. Maltus is the name of the homeworld of the species who run it. That ring was made by one of them. The Orange Lantern Corps is an organisation to help egotists make themselves useful, and it's run by members of the same species. Members of both organisations are commonly referred to as 'Lanterns'.\\
'''Hecate:''' I see. ''[looks at the power ring]'' Do they have experience with titans?\\
'''Paul:''' Probably. They're pretty old.\\
'''Hera:''' ''[lets out a short burst of laughter and then covers her mouth with her right fist]'' Paul, I'm something like fifteen thousand years old.\\
'''Paul:''' I apologise. They're ''extremely'' old. A million plus years each. They use rings like that to help their children learn to control their exotic abilities. It's like stabilisers on a child's first bicycle for them.\\
''[the assembled divines look at each other a little awkwardly]''
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* When Paul and Canis to speak to Hecate in Erebos, he finds a few Amazons having fun in a waterpark. One of them asks them if they are concubines.

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* When Paul and Canis go to speak Erebos to Hecate in Erebos, he finds meet Hecate, they find a few Amazons having fun in a waterpark. One of them the Amazons asks them if they are concubines.
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* When Paul and Canis to speak to Hecate in Erebos, he finds a few Amazons having fun in a waterpark. One of them asks them if they are concubines.
** Eris is there as well and decides to meet up with Paul completely in the nude.
* While speaking with Hera, she gives Paul permission to think of [[Music/FountainsOfWayne Stacy's Mom]] due to knowing the effect she has on people who like women.
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* When Paul and Supergirl III go after some low level villains, the former takes care of the civilians while the latter goes after the criminals. The problem is that every time she goes after them, she is almost immediately get bounced back onto the street. She keeps trying, thinking that going even faster or increasing her mass by lifting a car, only for the same result to happen.

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* When Paul and Supergirl III go after some low level villains, the former takes care of the civilians while the latter goes after the criminals. The problem is that every time she goes after them, she is almost immediately get gets bounced back onto the street. She keeps trying, thinking that going even faster or increasing her mass by lifting a car, only for the same result to happen.
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* In the Renegade's first official meeting as a member of the Light, he points out that Vandal Savage doesn't bring anything unique to their group (at least as far as he knows). He ends up dismissing the ambitious and immortal supervillain as irrelevant in his mind.
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* Jade decides to tease Paul after he mentions what he saw his future self doing.
--> '''Jade:''' ''[kneels and looks down on Paul from a couch]'' (''about Doctor Blight'') And the beautiful supervillainess you rehabilitated? What happened to her?\\
'''Paul:''' Well, that depends. ''[leans forward and purses lips]'' \\
'''Jade:''' ''[smiles and sits back down]'' Good to know.\\
...\\
'''Paul:''' (''internally'') Dang.
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* If the Renegade were to meet Gaia from ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'', he'd [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/with-this-ring-young-justice-si-thread-twelve.25032/post-6297173 frame a request to her with sexual innuendo]].
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* When Paul first meets Lady Mazikeen, the former consort of Lucifer Morningstar, she calls him father. Mammon's reaction to this is to stay out of it.
--> Without turning his head, Mammon eyes me for a second and then takes a step away.
** She then explains that the Ophidian is basically her father, and the fact that Paul and the Ophidian are so intertwined means that she sees no real distinction between them.
---> "The Ophidian granted my mother a small portion of its power to quicken me, so I call it my father. And since you ''are'' the Ophidian made flesh, I may as well address you in that fashion."\\
"Ah… I'm going to need a little while to explain that logic to my girlfriend. And I suppose that I'm going to need to know when your birthday is. Um."\\
I approach her and slightly awkwardly open my arms for a hug, waiting for some sort of indication that she's actually ''interested'' in-.\\
"You offer your affection freely?"\\
"Familial relationships are reciprocal. I offer to ''start'' such a relationship freely." I shrug. "I can't deny that I sometimes forget that the Ophidian and I are separate beings, and I accept that for better or worse. And if you're on board with Mammon's plans then you can't be all that bad."\\
She looks up at Mammon. "I believe that we can rule out him being the Morningstar. Though he ''does'' sound like someone the Morningstar may have left in my path."\\
"So is..? Is that a 'no' on the hug..?"\\
Ignoring me, she walks around the ritual space until she's standing on the opposite side of the summoning pit. I lower my arms, shrugging. I've got no idea how old she is but she's clearly an adult. I'll ask Angelica about her background later.
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* As a result of briefly seeing the life of his Red Lantern AlternateSelf, Paul knows what sex with that universe's version of Blackfire is like.
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--> '''Red Lantern Paul:''' If you wish to register a formal complaint about my conduct, travel to Ysmault, request and complete form seven zero one b and then prove your worth by defeating Senior Lantern [[http://greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/Five_Inversions Kultonius]] in single combat. Then submit the form as directed.

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--> '''Red Lantern Paul:''' If you wish to register a formal complaint about my conduct, travel to Ysmault, request and complete form seven zero one b and then prove your worth by defeating Senior Lantern [[http://greenlantern.wikia.[[https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Five_Inversions Kultonius]] in single combat. Then submit the form as directed.

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