History Funny / ThiefOfTime

** One is 'Do unto otters as you would have them do to you', which Lu Tze suspects he may not have transcribed entirely correctly, though apparently he does make a point of treating otters respectfully.

--> The wich sang us [[BrickJoke a song about a hedghog]] it had lots of dificult words. She has a cat it chased [[EnfantTerrible Jason]] up a tree.

* Lu Tze attempts to teach Rule One (always act cautiously around wrinkly old men) to an angry mammoth. The mammoth is unreceptive due to one brain cell thinking about food, and the other 'as much sex as possible.'

* Using chocolates as weapons. Heck, the entire running battle against the Auditors, including using signboards against the very literal-minded Auditors.

--> The wich sang us [[BrickJoke a song about a hedghog]] it had lots of dificult words. She has a cat it chased [[EnfantTerrible Jason]] up a tree.

* The Abbot, who as a serial reincarnator has an adult mind in a toddler's body. He [[SophisticatedAsHell alternates from a sophisticated vocabulary to saying things like]] ''"Wanna bikkit wanna bikkit WANNA BIKKIT"''. He's also seen hitting people with his toys.

---> The wich sang us [[BrickJoke a song about a hedghog]] it had lots of dificult words. She has a cat it chased [[EnfantTerrible Jason]] up a tree.

* The [[IceCreamKoan "koans"]] of the Way of Mrs. Cosmopolite, including such gems as "It never rains, but it pours."

* When Susan approaches Nanny's cottage and looks at her garden an all the lawn ornaments there, one of which is a gnome holding a fishing rod... except that it's not the ''fishing'' kind of rod. Susan can't believe it, until she meets Nanny at the door and she gives Susan a look that says "Yep, that's my gnome, and be thankful he's only ''widdling'' in the pond."

* When Susan approaches Nanny's cottage and looks at her garden an all the lawn ornaments there, one of which is a gnome holding a fishing rod... except that it's not the ''fishing'' kind of rod. Yep, that's definitely a lawn ornament belonging to Nanny Ogg.

** The same Angel using HIS OWN HALO as a saw to cut away some old corrosion in his book, and its accompanying sound effects descriptions?

** Seriously? No one's mentioned that same Angel using HIS OWN HALO as a saw to cut away some old corrosion in his book, and its accompanying sound effects descriptions? That one gets this troper every time.

** And then gets ever-more-flustered as the actual battle commences in a manner he didn't anticipate, until he's reduced to asking Mrs. War for a pencil so he can pry open some stuck-together pages of his iron book.
*** Pry them open? He needed a pencil to ''revise the book's contents'' so it'd fit what was actually happening!

* War, the Anthropomorphic Personification of, well, War, is being henpecked by his Valkyrie wife. ''Even as he rides out''

* The [[IceCreamKoan "koans"]] of the Way of Mrs. Cosmopolite, including such gems as "It never rains, but it pours."
* The poor Omnian angel who turns up for the Apocalypse as was foretold in their scriptures, only to be informed that he's been declared non-canon by the faith. And then sees events unfold ''very'' differently than what's written in his Iron Book.
-->'''Angel''': {desperately flustered} Do you have a pencil?

* The poor Omnian angel who turns up for the Apocalypse, only to be told that he's been declared non-canon by the faith. Plus, events unfold ''very'' differently than what's written in his Iron Book.
-->'''Angel'': {desperately flustered} Do you have a pencil?

* The [[IceCreamKoan "koans"]] of the Way of Mrs. Cosmopolite, including such gems as "It never rains, but it pours."

** And then gets ever-more-flustered as the actual battle commences in a manner he didn't anticipate, until he's reduced to asking Mrs. War for a pencil (presumably so he can revise his iron book's passages).

* When Susan approaches Nanny's cottage and looks at her garden an all the lawn ornaments there, one of which is a gnome holding a fishing rod... except that it's not the ''fishing'' kind of rod. Yep, that's Nanny lawn ornament all right.
* War, the Anthropomorphic Personification of, well, war, is being henpecked by his Valkyrie wife. ''Even as he rides out''

* Death and the Auditors, toward the end, are arguing about whether it's the Apocalypse and how the Auditors broke the rules. In pops the prophesied angel with the iron book...only for Death to have to awkwardly inform him that he is no longer official--revisions in the holy text wrote off that bit as apocrypha. The angel is considerably annoyed at having wasted his time.

* Death and the Auditors, toward the end, are arguing about whether it's the Apocalypse and how the Auditors broke the rules. In pops the prophesied angel with the iron book...only for Death to have to awkwardly inform him that he is no longer official--revisions in the holy text wrote off that bit as apocrypha. The angel is considerably annoyed at having wasted his time.

* In the opening, Death is performing an experiment with some buttered toast to see if the Auditors are planning anything. He then gets up for some exposition and slips on the way back to his desk.

---> '''HELP ME UP, PLEASE. AND THEN CLEAN UP THE DAMN BUTTER.'''

* War, the Anthropomorphic Personification of, well, war, is being henpecked by his Valkyrie wife. ''Even as he rides out''

* When Susan approaches Nanny's cottage and looks at her garden an all the lawn ornaments there, one of which is a gnome holding a fishing rod... except that it's not the ''fishing'' kind of rod. Yep, that's Nanny lawn ornament all right.

* When Susan approaches Nanny's cottage and looks at her garden an all the lawn ornaments there, one of which is a gnome holding a fishing rod... except that it's not the ''fishing'' kind of road. Yep, that's Nanny lawn ornament all right.