History Funny / TheMurderOfSonicTheHedgehog

[[caption-width-right:350:[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub And would ya look at that, everyone? Sonic has fuckin' died! Who wants to bite the bullet and]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 kiss him?]]]]

** Even funnier? Try putting [[VideoGame/{{Judgment}} Yagami's]] name. Yes, '''THAT''' Yagami. [[CrazyEnoughToWork It works]], and you get to see how hilariously out of character Kamurocho's favorite detective becomes if you name the player character that.

* Vector somehow lost his ticket while boarding, managing to get it mixed up inside the napkin tray. He even tries to cover this blunder once he boards when asked for his ticket by the conductor. Once the player does find the ticket, they're glad no one has used it as a napkin yet.
** Once the conductor and the player return the ticket to Vector, the crocodile is relieved, worried that they'd have to kick him out of the train. The conductor laughs, joking that the player would have their hands full trying to do so, with Vector adding that he'd put up quite the fight before he'd be kicked out. The player is the only one not amused with the conductor's jape.
* The very first thing that Sonic does once he steps on the train? [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Ask for a chili dog]]. Amy however is annoyed at him for getting food before the party has even started, asking they wait till they had her birthday cake first. It then turns out that Sonic forgot his wallet, so he wouldn't have been able to pay for the dog anyways, along with him also being responsible for getting Amy's Birthday cake, which he forgot to do before arriving.

* Tail's comment that Sonic likes to take naps in weird places is extra funny if you grew up watching the Sonic X anime. As he spent about a third of the first couple seasons napping in random places around Chris' house.
* On the Saloon car, you can see a wanted poster for [[TheScrappy Omochao]], which one might assume is just a joke about them being an AnnoyingVideoGameHelper. If you click on it, Tails reveals they're wanted for [[BlackComedy Medical]] [[NoodleIncident Malpractice]]!

* Espio and Vector are in the roles as a Poet and Butcher respectively. While Vector isn't too different from normal, Espio [[BusmansVocabulary attempts to stuff a poem within any conversation]] he has with Tails and the player. It turns out he's not very good at writing poems.

* Amy's portrait when she finds out Sonic is actually hurt. She's got shadows over one of her eyes and looks like she might actually be planning a real murder. All the while wearing a cake on her head.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Sonic has fuckin' died! Who wants to bite the bullet and]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 kiss him?]]]]

''(Cut to Sonic lying under a spotlight in the memetic WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy death pose)''\\

-->'''Shadow:''' A coffee on a train...there's no better combination.
-->'''Tails:''' [[SweetTooth Some marshmallows]] would make it perfect!
-->'''Shadow:''' ...sure.
-->'''Player:''' ''(thinking)'' It took every muscle in his body to agree with Tails.
* When inspecting the Conductor Car's microphone, the options you get are "*start beatboxing*" and "If you can hear this, your armpits stink". Choosing the former makes the protagonist actually start beatboxing into the microphone, complete with the sound of beatboxing!

-->'''Eggman:''' [''after you address him for the first time''] Who the heck are you? Don't talk to me.

-->'''Eggman:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]\\
'''Eggman:''' That train's never making it here, is it?

--->"[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Hmm…]] [[YouTubePoop The train]] [[https://youtu.be/JrqPxzGSBPo is late!]]"

* The option to distract the guard is telling them there's [[FauxHorrific a drink without a coaster]]. Tails and Blaze both agree that would be vile. Blaze even states she would never allow such a thing to happen in her kingdom.

-->'''Player:''' ''(thinking)'' It took every ounce of his strength to agree with Tails.

-->'''Tails:''' [[SweetToothSome marshmallows]] would make it perfect!

* Espio and Vector are in the roles as a Poet and Butcher respectively. While Vector isn't too different from normal, Espio attempts to stuff a poem within any conversation he has with Tails and the player. It turns out he's not very good at writing poems.
-->'''Player:''' (At least [[PainfulRhyme he's rhyming]], [[FirstPersonSmartass I suppose...]])

* The appearance of what appears to be a bomb in a heist sequence brings up a whole wall of nonsensical options for disarming it, including tossing it away, eating it, sending it down with the elevator, or rocking it to sleep. The protagonist can ask Tails to blow wind into it, for Blaze to ''set it aflame'', or even for Rouge to kiss it. Upon picking the latter choice, you actually get to hear her kiss!