History Funny / Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2018Bloopers

{The troll tries mating with the cactus and screams in pain.}\\

{Mario skewers Steve's head on a sword.}\\

{The car ''immediately'' runs into the foot of Toad's robot.}\\

---> '''Bowser''': ''[on phone]'' No, its not for me... Yes, he does have a mental disability... ''(immediate jumpcut to [=SMG4's=] incredibly sad face)''

--->'''Toad''': ''(whilst on fire)'' No one can stop the Toad!

{Meggy raises a finger... [[{{Touche}} then puts it back down]], unable to form a response.}

-->'''Meggy''': ''(looking horrified)'' [[TakeThat That's a]] ''[[TakeThat thing]]'' [[TakeThat people do?]]

''(Mario's head shrinks)''\\

''(cut to Mario being forced to play)''\\

-->'''The Principal''': No being Italian in the halls.

--->'''Boopkins''': ''(As Michael Jordan is using him as a basketball)'' Aaaah! What are you doing! [[IncendiaryExponent No I'm on fire!]] '''[[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]''' My ass!\\
''(Boopkins gets dunked, the pole spazzing out)''

'''Bonnie''': ''(with Boopkins' voice)'' Hey, thats pretty good.\\

'''Bonnie''': [[AttemptedRape HAVE MY ASS!]] ''(chases Mario whilst Foxy plays music on the piano)''

--->'''Saiko''': Ugh... it hurts to exist right now. ''(Meanwhile, Meggy has a massive "how are you so stupid" look on her face)''

--->'''Meggy''': [[NoJustNoReaction *makes noise, disgusted look*]]\\

'''Mario''': [[{{Squick}} *vomits into bucket*]]\\
'''Bowser''': *makes noise, stoned look*\\

''([=SMG4=] [[OhCrap has a panicked look]] on his face)''\\

''(Meggy, Tari and Saiko stand there in StunnedSilence, giving him surprised looks that'' scream ''[[FlatWhat What?!]])''\\

--->'''Bob:''' ''(high-pitched voice)'' Oww... my ovaries.

--->'''Fox:''' ''(slaps Mario around)'' WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SLIPPY!? ''(slaps Mario continuously)''

--->'''Fox:''' (in relation to the above) [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID YOU DO!?]]\\

'''Mario:''' ''(uses PINGAS!)''\\
''(Fox looks angrily at Mario, then continues walking)''\\
'''Mario:''' ''(rapid-fire PINGAS!)''\\
'''Fox:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] ''(continues walking)''\\
'''Mario:''' ''(gains a look on his face, slow motion P_I_N_G_A_S_)''\\
''(Fox [[RageBreakingPoint attacks Mario and tries to kill him]])''

-->'''Toad:''' Screw that guy. He'd never do the same for us!\\

--->'''Saiko:''' HEY! STOP SCREWING AROUND! ''(kicks Tari out of the way of several more arrows)''\\
''(The Teletubbies stand there, waving their weapons around)''\\

-->'''Bob:''' Time to [[AssShove explode some prostates]]. Are you ready, [[FullNameUltimatum Supermarioglitchy4?]]

''(Jevil headshots him with a scythe)''\\

''(The school is surrounded by cop cars, soldiers and a '''tank'''. Mario looks around)''\\

-->'''Troll''': HAVE MY CHILDREN!\\

-->'''Shroomy''': Ok, [[ICanSeeMyHouseFromHere I can see my house fro-]] (lands)

-->'''Steve''': Noice.

-->'''Wario''': [[Series/LazyTown WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!]]\\

-->'''Toadsworth''': Fine, [[PokeThePoodle guess I'll go lock the fridge then...]]\\

-->'''Mario''': ''*goes naked*'' [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Hey there sexy.]] [[DistractedByTheSexy Think you can let Mario's friend out?]]\\

'''Tubbie Policeman''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]\\

-->'''Saiko''': [[GratuitousJapanese Konichiwa!]]\\
'''Mario''': ''*closes door*'' [[FreakOut ANIME HAS COME TO LIFE! WE'RE DOOMED!]] ''*runs away*''\\

** Immediate afterwards, Luigi greets her, but quickly has to excuse himself to take a call. Saiko's response? Nab the phone while he isn't looking and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill blow it to kingdom come with the]] [[{{CoolGuns/RocketsMissilesAndGrenadeLaunchers}} Air]] [[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} Strike!]]'' [[BigWhat Luigi's reaction]] is hilarious. Funnier still, the recoil [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome sends her flying halfway across the room!]]

-->'''Mario''': *to Saiko, with a derpy look on his face* Stop it. This is not okie dokie.\\
* after Saiko leaves*\\
'''Mario''': This is why you date spaghetti. Cause spaghetti wont ride on a mech and try to destroy yo- {gets punched by [=SMG4=].}

--> '''Bob:'''...Ok, which person should I go for?

** Mario and [=SMG4=] play tennis with a [[SpinAttack SpinAttacking]] Luigi. The audio even changes to Wii Sports' tennis!

--> '''Mario''': I GOTCHA!\\

--> '''[=SMG3=]''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]]

--> '''Mario:''' Want to play a game? By the count of three, you're gonna tell Mario who you work for... ''OR Mario's gonna do something VERY illegal.''

--> '''Mario''': Hehehe, and then I sprayed "Pingas" onto his car like a badass!\\

'''Meggy''': [[OnlySaneMan Really Mario? ...Pingas?]]\\

--> '''Mario''': So Bob, if you want to keep your balls, you are gonna tell us where Bowser is.\\

** The part where Kirby is chasing King Dedede with a gun.
*** And immediately after that, [[CharactersDroppingLikeFlies 7 more characters die.]]

--> '''Bob''': LOL [[MemeticMutation get riggedy riggedy rekt]] bitches! Bob can only be the winner of this game.\\

'''Bob''': Dafuq is this? ''(gets eliminated)''

--> '''[=SMG4=]''': You're screwed! Yeah you're totally screwed!

--> '''Mario''': Shut up, you're just full of shit, aren't y- ''(gets smacked by Bowser, who is '''still crying''')''

---> '''Mario''': Damn, this place smells like shit!

--> '''Pikachu''': Well that was a load of shit.\\
{Mario screams.}\\

--> Bob: Look at this big juicy target on the front. [[LampshadeHanging It's as if I was asking to get shot.]]

** The entire premise - stupid, dangerous stunts that wouldn't be out of place in Series/{{Jackass}}.

--> '''E.Gadd''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ah crap!]]

--> '''Bowser''': ''(on phone)'' No, its not for me... Yes, he does have a mental disability... ''(immediate jumpcut to [=SMG4's=] incredibly sad face)''

-->'''Mario''': Where the f*** is my pizzuh?

-->'''Bob''': Yeah, come back! We can watch more Boku No- ''(notices the fire)'' Holy shit! What happened here!?

--> '''Kirby''': You freaking jackass...

--> '''Mario''': [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Good thing I'm indestructible!]]

-->'''Magolor''': Hey what the fuck?\\
''(gets thrown in trashcan)''

-->'''Mario''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I can explain]].

-->'''Mario''': It's okay, [=SMG4=]. We know [[NoSenseOfDirection you get lost trying to find the bathrooms]].\\

-->'''Mario''': ''(to Luigi)'' [[Creator/GilbertGottfried WHAT AN ASSHOLE!]] ''(about [=SMG4=])''\\

-->'''Mario''': This is the last time I'm ever taking [=SMG4=]'s directions.\\

-->'''Bob''': Hey I smell delicious.

-->'''Toad''': ''(whilst on fire)'' No one can stop the Toad!

-->'''Flame Boi''': [[Music/RKelly My mind's tellin' me no... but my body, my body's tellin' me yes!]]\\
'''Peach''': PINGAS! (smacks Bowser)

''(GroinAttack)''\\

''(Waluigi shrinks down to normal and groans in pain)''\\

-->'''Mario''': Ohhhhhh…

-->'''Meggy''': Come on Boopkins, its fine! Don't act like a child.\\

-->'''Policeman''': You're under arrest, nimrod.\\
''(in jail)''\\

-->'''Playtime''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!]]\\

-->'''C.Falcon''': Show me your boobs!

-->'''Boopkins''': ''(As Michael Jordan is using him as a basketball)'' Aaaah! What are you doing! [[IncendiaryExponent No I'm on fire!]] '''[[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]''' My ass!\\

-->'''Mario''': AHH! TALKING BABY! {Mario kicks her into the Salmonid nearby - pain and screaming ensues, with Marina staring in shock, followed by Mario's NotSoInnocentWhistle.}

-->'''Minion 2''': OH COME ON!

-->'''Old Man Hobo''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Make a wish, honey]].

-->'''Mario''': HEY! Where's my love? I need some money! [[BlackComedy My legs are broken!]]

-->'''Mario''': I'ma give you 5 across the ass!\\

-->'''Springtrap''': Dear god... it's [[Memes/SamuraiJack EXTRA THICC!]]

-->'''[=SMG4=]''': [[JustInTime WELL WOULD YOU]] [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness LOOK AT THE TIME.]] [[SanitySlippage LOOKS LIKE THE VIDEO IS OVER.]] (...) That's it. [[TemptingFate We're never doing this crap ever again.]]

-->'''Mario''': [[EveryoneHasStandards Mario think you a dumbass motherf**ker.]]
-->'''Saiko''': Ugh... it hurts to exist right now. ''(Meanwhile, Meggy has a massive "how are you so stupid" look on her face)''

-->'''Meggy''': [[NoJustNoReaction *makes noise, disgusted look*]]\\

-->'''[=SMG3=]''': [[WhatAnIdiot How much do you charge?]]

--> '''Bowser:''' This is a prank... right?\\

--> '''Meggy:''' ...and I thought girls took the longest to get prepared.\\

-->'''Bob:''' ''(high-pitched voice)'' Oww... my ovaries.

-->'''Fox:''' ''(slaps Mario around)'' WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SLIPPY!? ''(slaps Mario continuously)''

-->'''Fox:''' (in relation to the above) [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID YOU DO!?]]\\

-->'''Saiko:''' HEY! STOP SCREWING AROUND! ''(kicks Tari out of the way of several more arrows)''\\

-->'''Bob:''' Man I'm such a badass.

-->'''Luigi:''' [[{{Understatement}} [=SMG4=] I'M STARTING TO PANIC!!!]]

-->'''Burgerpants:''' Wait, run me over too! [[ProfessionalSlacker I need another lunch break!]]

-->'''Susie:''' WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

-->'''Ralsei:''' STAHP RIGHT THERE! [[ActualPacifist Don't you know that killing is never the answ-]]\\

-->'''Jevil:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]] [[Film/TheCatInTheHat SON OF]] [[KilledMidSentence A BI-]]

-->'''Undyne:''' Welcome back!\\

-->'''Mario''': Mario think you a dumbass motherf**ker.

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** Mario's constant TrashTalk he gives to [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Bonkers]] and Kirby's attempts to stop him.

-->'''Mario''': ''Where the f*** is my pizzuh?''

*** Then Bowser has to stop at a red light... [[NotWhatItLooksLike next to a police car.]] [[RuleOfThree He gets busted by the police.]]

** Luigi and his LovableCoward-ness is turned UpToEleven here, complete with mental breakdowns and screaming. ''All throughout the video''. '''''It is glorious'''''.

** Why does Wario want the [[McGuffin Power Glove?]] So he can [[{{Squick}} scratch his ass]] [[MundaneUtility in a whole new way]]. And he does! ''[[UpToEleven Several times.]]''

** Meggy's "training" is a battle between her and Mario, with the latter getting ''horrifically curbstomped''. Then it goes UpToEleven during the training montage.

*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=15m6s And then]] [[FoeYay they all kissed]] [[ShipperOnDeck and got super-pregnant!]] The End!

** Then Lakitu reveals that Creator/ScottCawthon released 7 more games, including [=FNAF9=] [[Rule34 (gone sexual)]] and [[UpToEleven [=FNAF12=]: Markiplier edition.]] Predictably, Mario freaks out again.

** Ralsei's singing skills leave [[DreadfulMusician much to be desired]], with Susie and Lancer on fire and Mario ''missing his head. [[UpTo11 And on -145 HP]].''

** Immediate afterwards, Luigi greets her, but quickly has to excuse himself to take a call. Saiko's response? Nab the phone while he isn't looking and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill blow it to kingdom come with the]] [[{{CoolGuns/RocketsMissilesAndGrenadeLaunchers}} Direct]] [[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} Hit!]]'' [[BigWhat Luigi's reaction]] is hilarious. Funnier still, the recoil [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome sends her flying halfway across the room!]]

** In the end, why did the thief steal the statue? Well, Bowser beat Mario in Smash. Pikachu is [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot understandably pissed off]] and pushes him in the lava.

** Immediate afterwards, Luigi greets her, but quickly has to excuse himself to take a call. Saiko's response? Nab the phone while he isn't looking and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill blow it to kingdom come with the]] [[{{CoolGuns/RocketsMissilesAndGrenadeLaunchers}} Direct]] [[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} Hit!]]'' [[BigWhat Luigi's reaction]] is hilarious. Funnier still, the recoil [[RealityEnsues sends her flying halfway across the room!]]

** During Mario's battle with Bowser, he pulls out a sword. [[RealityEnsues Bowser immediately]] [[NoSell destroys it with his mace]].

** Mario, not being an Inkling/Octoling, [[RealityEnsues just walks through a Splash Wall.]] Then the Octoling chasing him corners and locates him... only for it to be Hobo Mario.

-->'''C.Falcon''': Show me your [[{{Mondegreen}} boobs]]!

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-->'''Captain Steve''': [[LeeroyJenkins Let's do this! LLLLEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...]]\\

** Sandbag's Revenge features the Sandbag in a ROBOT SUIT, scoring a home-run...with Bowser as the ball.

--> '''Mario''': Damn, this place smells like shit!

** Sandbag's Revenge features the Sandbag in a ROBOT SUIT, scoring a home-run. And it uses Bowser as the baseball. Bowser's reaction is priceless.
** Coin Battle - illegal Edition. Crazy Hand thinks [[EvenEvilHasStandards it may have gone a little too far]]...[[SubvertedTrope only to change his mind]] when Wario and Waluigi retaliate.

** [[MadGod Crazy Hand]] is taking over Smash for a day... let the insanity begin.

** Sandbag's Revenge features the Sandbag in a ROBOT SUIT, scoring a homerun. It uses Bowser as the baseball. Bowser's reaction is priceless.
** Coin Battle - illegal Edition. Crazy Hand thinks [[EvenEvilHasStandardsit may have gone little too far]]...[[SubvertedTrope only to change his mind]] when Wario throws a grenade at some cops after him and Waluigi.

''(Waluigi shrinks down to ormal and groans in pain)''\\

*** We also see {{Reaction Shot}}s from Wario ([[OffModel shrunken moustache]]) and Mario (EyePop).

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** An incompetent Nintendo employee played by a Teletubby's new concept for a character, "Moria". And then there's Mario’s “original character”, Chris Da Caveman. And don't even get started with the idea he has for the villain...

*** Fishy Boopkins [[Film/TheDarkKnightReturns takes a page out of Bane's book]], but only succeeds in creeping out Luigi.

See [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheWaluigiArc here]] for funny moments from [[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]], and [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc here]] for funny moments from [[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc]].

See here for funny moments from [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]] and [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc]].