History Funny / Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2018Bloopers

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'''Fishy''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Heyyy...]]

** [[{{Otaku}} Fishy Boopkins]] is [[MakeMeWannaShout Sonic Boop]]. Because why not.

* During the fight against Giant Waluigi, he gets knocked over by [[MakeMeWannaShout Sonic Boop]]. As he lies on the floor recovering, Steve [[GroinAttack sees his chance...]]

[-'''Years''': [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers 2011-2017]] | '''2018''' | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2019Bloopers 2019]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2020Bloopers 2020]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2021Bloopers 2021]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2022Bloopers 2022]] | [[Funny/SMG42023Bloopers 2023]]\\

* The above HumiliationConga in its entirety, where ''everyone'' teams up to give Mario a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. Starting with being slingshotted into the ground, chased by several bulls, stuck inside a crate with [[MemeticMolester Jesse McCree]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nearly ran over by a giant hamburger and finally shot by a sentry, screaming in pain the entire time.]] If it happened to ''anyone else'', it wouldn't be as funny. But [[{{Jerkass}} Mario]] was asking for it.

* They order pizza. Mario has [[TrademarkFavouriteFood spaghetti]], natch. [=SMG4=] orders a pineapple pizza. ''Everyone'' gives him a DisapprovingLook. ''Even [[NiceGirl Meggy]].''

* When Kirby and King Dedede find Mario, he's [[AnythingThatMoves humping a giant hot dog. Naked.]] Dedede's increasing JawDrop sells it.

'''Other''': [[Funny/WarOfTheFatItalians War of the Fat Italians]] | ''Funny/GuardsNRetards'' | Funny/TheAwesomeMario | ''[[Funny/SunsetParadise Sunset Paradise]]'' | Funny/MarioDoesThings-] ]]]]

'''Movies''': Funny/MeggysDestinyAnSMG4Movie | Funny/TheSMG4Movie10YearAnniversarySpecial | Funny/SMG4MovieRevelations | Funny/SMG4MovieItsGottaBePerfect\\

* Hand Unit is '''much''' more unhelpful than in his home game — [[StopHelpingMe which is saying something.]] All of what he says is funny.

* Mario saves the day... with PINGAS! [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you did just read that.]] And to a StupidStatementDanceMix of all things!

* Mario, [[TheDitz being]] [[WhatAnIdiot Mario]], has no idea how to play I Spy or rhyming games. [[TheDitz Black does not rhyme with hat, Mario]].

* [=SMG4=] got scammed into [[WhatAnIdiot buying a million useless rocks]]. Everyone [[WhatWereYouThinking reacts as expected.]]

--->'''[=SMG3=]''': [[WhatAnIdiot How much do you charge?]]

* If you thought that Toad was bad, that giant, hulking creature [=SMG4=] and friends are pitted against is... Bob. Because he didn't get his [[ADateWithRosiePalms "daily dose of boobies"]].

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[[folder:2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! [SSENMODNAR]]]

[[folder:Guards n Retards: The Vacation'']]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: The Mario Mafia]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario Battle Royale]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: The Smash 5 Trials]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Detective Mario and Pikachu]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: The Super Mario Stupid Show]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Final Fantasy Mario]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario's Jackass]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario waits for pizza]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Lost In The Woods]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: The Super Dudes]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario Preschool]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: If Mario Was In... Baldi's Basics]]

* ''[=SMG4=]: The New Smash Bros''
** [[MadGod Crazy Hand]] is taking over Smash for a day...let the insanity begin.
*** The reason: Master Hand has arthritis. To say the sight of his condition is funny would be an understatement.
** ''[[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon]].'' Just, '''''[[MemeticMolester Captain]] [[MemeticMutation Falcon]].'''''

** One Million Man Melee: Luigi vs. ''a veritable ARMY of Teletubbies''. Whose leader proceeds to give the [[Film/{{Braveheart}} "They'll never take our freedom" speech]], whilst Luigi runs away like a little pansy. Followed by Luigi's [[LimitBreak Final Smash]]! Which turns out to be [[CallBack an army of plushies]] that do nothing. [[ButtMonkey Poor Luigi...]]
** Smashbasketball: With a spazzing-out Michael Jordan (for some reason). [[ButtMonkey Poor Boopkins...]]

** Targets Break You: The Smashers don't break targets... ''[[RussianReversal instead, the targets break them!]]'' [[RuleOfThree Poor Toad,]] [[RunningGag and Ness, and Game & Watch, and Pikachu,]] [[OverlyLongGag and Olimar, and Little Mac...]]
*** [[VideoGame/Mother3 Lucas]] used PK [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN BITCH!]]
*** [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]], with Doc Louis' encouragement, tries to break a huge target — however, the target is a massive monster and Mac's face is melted off. ''[[FailedASpotCheck And Doc still encourages him!]]''
** Sandbag's Revenge features the Sandbag in a ''mech suit'', scoring a home-run...with Bowser as the ball. [[OverlyLongGag Poor Bowser...]]
** [[HopeSpot ADVENTURE MODE]] — but all of the enemies are replaced with the Japanese mafia: And it means ''ALL'' of the enemies; some of the mafia wear Goomba and Piranha Plant hats! Plus [[MoreDakka they have weapons.]] [[OncePerEpisode Poor Mario...]]
** Master Hand returns in a comically small wheelchair.
* ''If Mario Was In... VideoGame/Splatoon2''
** Meggy's "training" is a battle between her and Mario, with the latter getting ''horrifically curbstomped''. Then it gets worse during the training montage.
** A lot of [[TheRival Desti's]] reactions to [[TheDitz Mario]].
** Mario meets [[AWildRapperAppears Pearl]] — which doesn't end well, due to Pearl's height.

** Desti and Mario meet in the subway. HilarityEnsues.
** Mario, not being an Inkling/Octoling, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome just walks through a Splash Wall.]] Then the Octoling chasing him corners and locates him... only for it to be Hobo Mario.

** Then Mario gets ambushed by an Octoling with a Slosher — which is essentially ''a washing machine''. Cue Mario [[BrainBleach stripping naked]], the Octoling's JawDrop and some clean clothes. Also vomit.
** The climactic FinalBattle between Meggy and Desti ends with an epic standoff between rivals — then Desti noticed "[[MaliciousMisnaming Maryo]]" had left. Meggy joins Mario, they reconcile their friendship, and everyone leaves happy... except Desti, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent who is left screaming insults in the background.]]
* ''2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! [SSENMODNAR]''
** This is a fan collab celebrating two million subscribers to [=SMG4=]'s channel. The fan submissions brought the funny. Highlights:

*** A meta example, but LK [=SixtyFour=], of all animators, submitting a clip [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=2m2s this one]] has to count. He's an animator for One Minute Melee, a mostly action-oriented, dream-matchup series, so seeing him submit a clip for a channel mostly centered around retarded hijinks is pretty funny.
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=2m21s AmazingCanisLupus's entry]] of Mario driving a fast sports car........and horribly wrecking it.
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=5m5s Duh-nananananananana.......Athura! Duh-nananananananana.......Don't kill me!]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=6m43s "Don't Stop Believing"]], as sung by [[DreadfulMusician Toad]].
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=8m28s Yoshi rapping about]] [[MemeticMutation evading his taxes]].
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=9m55s Whoa whoa! Careful man! AAGH!]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure *cue "Roundabout"*]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=10m36s It is time to read our Privacy Policy]] YOU DUMB SHIT!
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=13m57s In a parody]] of the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segments from ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', eating spaghetti with Nintendo's Mario is a good idea. Doing the same with [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation SMG4's Mario]] is a bad idea. Cue Mario in the nude humping spaghetti while [=SMG4=] just stands there as [[VideoGame/Persona5 Last Surprise]] starts playing.
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=15m6s And then]] they all kissed [[ShipperOnDeck and got super-pregnant!]] The End!
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=18m44s SMG4 FINALLY getting his burrito at a restaurant]].......only to discover the hard way it's a restaurant FOR burritos.
*** [[https://youtu.be/x5f8zIkJ6eg?t=19m5s Hey bro!]] [[VideoGame/UnderTale It looks like I]]......[[{{Pun}} BROUGHT THE HEAT!]]
*** In the final submission, Lakitu finishes recording and states "[[CallBack that was good footage]]".
* ''Luigi's Lesson''
** Mario buys 500 hot dogs and has to clarify that [[BigEater they are all for him]].
*** "Okay! Don't forget to subscribe!"
** Luigi offers Saiko one of Mario's hot dogs to cheer her up, and throws it into Mario's mouth when she declines.

** Doubles as a TearJerker, but the various ways everyone hides from Saiko, such as Fishy Boopkins and Bob jumping into a hole.
** All Saiko wants is people to worship her! [[BlankStare Luigi's reaction]] says it all.
** Mario succeeds in eating all 500 hot dogs, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome and is rewarded with a heart attack]].
*** Said heart attack appears in the form of an error message.
** Once Saiko gets Mario to the hospital, he is back out and recovered almost immediately.

* ''Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria''
** [=SMG4=] has a '''''massive''''' FreakOut, throwing Mario into the spaghetteria, ''buying every single animatronic from FNAF'' and spazzing out along the way.
** 12AM: Freddy appears at the door during the Phone Guy's monologue. ''Immediately'' after he finishes saying "you gotta show them some respect, right?", Mario bowls Freddy over and books it. Then Mario finds Bonnie, and this exchange ensues...

** Apparently, the animatronics are into karaoke. It's Mangle's turn next... and his/her singing ''sets every animatronic on fire'', even the Puppet.
** After getting attacked by Mangle, Mario finds himself becoming an animatronic [[CallBack AGAIN]] and has a FreakOut. He then bumps into Springtrap, who freaking ''falls in love with him''.

** Hand Unit is '''much''' more unhelpful than in his home game — [[StopHelpingMe which is saying something.]] All of what he says is funny.
** Mario accidentally knocks over Rockstar Freddy. '''''[[DisproportionateRetribution Every single animatronic]]''''' [[DisproportionateRetribution rushes him.]]
** The [=SMG4=] FreakOut continues.

** Then Lakitu reveals that Creator/ScottCawthon released 7 more games, including [=FNAF9=] [[Rule34 (gone sexual)]] and [[=FNAF12=]: Markiplier edition. Predictably, Mario freaks out again.
* [=SMG4=]: The Mario Hustle
** [=SMG4=] got scammed into [[WhatAnIdiot buying a million useless rocks]]. Everyone [[WhatWereYouThinking reacts as expected.]]

** Then [[{{Jerkass}} Bob]] asks for a reward, and [=SMG4=] replies with "you get [[DoubleEntendre my love?]]" [[DoubleTake Everyone reacts.]]

** The best part about this is that even ''[[{{Yandere}} SAIKO]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards didn't want his love.]]
** Bowser: His presentation is so boring that Scout falls asleep and Heavy [[DrivenToSuicide actually points a gun to his own head]]. So the king uses his Plan B: [[TrademarkFavouriteFood Chicken nuggets!]]
** Bob: Ambushes a Koopa in a wheelchair and keeps trying to sell him rocks. His lies get [[SerialEscalation more and more outlandish]]. Then the Koopa (thinking he's had his legs healed by Bob's 'magic') tries to walk and falls over.
*** Furthermore, Bob continues to try and sell his rocks to the now-dead Koopa, eventually settling for giving them the rock and taking their money.
** Boopkins: The commercial he makes is an over-the-top parody of old-fashioned TV ads, and ''it is glorious.''
** Meggy: Befitting her active lifestyle, she tries marketing the rock as an all-purpose sports one. Bowling with a rock goes [[ForegoneConclusion about as well as expected.]] As does using a rock [[AgonyOfTheFeet as a soccer ball.]]
** Luigi: Tries to sell rock ice cream. Then ''he eats it, and '''chokes to death on the rock, after trying to prove it tastes good.'''''
** Saiko: Meets [=SMG3=] and tries to sell rocks to him, only for him to close the door. Cue TwitchyEye. Then (after threatening him) she actually reveals what she's selling, and [=SMG3=] [[LaughingMad has a minor breakdown]] before Saiko manipulates him into buying ''2 million'' rocks.

** Mario: Resorts to using [[DreadfulMusician Frankie]], the Star-Spangled Banner and some speakers to form an AngryMob; he then sells rocks to them so they can pelt Frankie.
** The end of the video has [=SMG4=] reduced to kissing a single rock he dubs Hubert, to which Mario and Meggy share an EyeTake.
** [=SMG4=] then ''immediately'' makes off with the money, [[ContrivedCoincidence only to have his truck hit]] [[DeusExMachina a single rock on the road,]] [[ContrivedCoincidence then fly into the air]] ''[[ContrivedCoincidence straight into the path of a passing jet.]]'' After that, [=SMG4=] finds "Hubert" again and ''starts making out with it'', [[NoJustNoReaction to everyone's grossed out expressions.]]
*** Except Saiko. She has the [[SeenItAll most deadpan expression]] on her face, and it's hilarious.
* ''Mario's Late!''
** Bowser and Mario fight over a tie ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome to the sound of]] '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Megalovania]]'''''.
** After [=SMG4=] interrupts the above fight, Mario goes after Bowser's hat next, eventually ''gluing it to his own head.'' Which becomes a problem when he needs to take it off.
** Everyone except Luigi getting into a crossbow fight. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere And [=SMG4's=] first reaction to it.]] The second reaction, [[DisproportionateRetribution strapping a bomb to the WiFi router]], is equal parts hilarious and [[NightmareFuel terrifying.]]
** Luigi randomly falls into another dimension, becoming invisible. [[HilarityEnsues Shenanigans ensue.]]
** Bowser uses a scimitar and ''a lawnmower'' on Mario to try and get the superglued hat off, leaving him bald.
** [=SMG4=] defuses the bomb on the [=WiFi=] router... except the remote explodes. Bowser asks if it was a prank and if [=SMG4=] was stupid enough to use real explosives. [[OhCrap [=SMG4=]'s panicked]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough facial expressions]] and subsequent FreakOut say it all.

** After the bomb is thrown out the castle [=SMG4=] asks if everyone is ready. Judging by Mario's bald head, Luigi [[NakedPeopleAreFunny being naked]], Toad's glowing head and Bowser's [[TheStoner stoned look]], then [[CaptainObvious no, they aren't.]]
** This exchange between the girls and [=SMG4=]:

** Turns out the award is for [[SitcomArchNemesis [=SMG3=]]] for [[ContinuityNod saving the kingdom from Rejection-powered Waluigi last episode]]. [=SMG4=] is not happy, and they start brawling on the stage. [[NotSoAboveItAll Even Jeeves gets in on the antics]] and starts a betting pool.
*** Baldi expects to win the award ("That's me!") and is outraged when [=SMG3=] wins instead.

* ''If Mario Was In... Starfox''
** At the beginning of the episode, an [[Franchise/StarFox Arwing]] piloted by Slippy Toad is about to crash. Mario dives out of the way in time, but Bob [[GroinAttack isn't as lucky...]]

** [[VideoGame/StarlinkBattleForAtlas Mason]] and Fox ([[IAmNotShazam named StarFox here]]) do the GoodCopBadCop routine. With [=StarFox=] as the Bad Cop.

** During the space battle between the aliens and Starlink, Mario gets free of the ropes holding him and offers to help out. He pushes a button and ''[[EpicFail the ship breaks in two.]]''
** A lot of the interactions between [[TheDitz Mario]] and [[OnlySaneMan Fox (StarFox)]].

** Both Mario and Fox are crammed into the back of the ship with Mason. The backseat antics they get up to are hilarious.
** Fox demands that Wolf [[SkewedPriorities face him in a 1v1 match.]]
** Mario saves the day... with PINGAS! [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you did just read that.]] And to a StupidStatementDanceMix of all things!
* ''The Mario Purge'' is filled with NightmareFuel, but there are still several funny moments.
** In the beginning, the contrast between the [[FreakOut panicked Mario]] and the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight calm, almost relaxed [=SMG4=]]].
** ''No one'' likes [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave Bob.]] '''''No one.''''' (Besides [[NiceGirl Tari]] and [[TokenHeroicOrc Boopkins]], and even then, Tari's only concerned for his safety.)

** While the Tubbie Leader is threatening everyone, [=SMG4=] remains adamant they can't get in. ''Constantly''. He's proven wrong when the Tubbies pull a [[VideoGame/FreedomPlanet Lord Brevon]] and smash through the floor.
** Mario hides in some trees from a Teletubbies wielding a chainsaw, hopping between the trees and taunting the Tubbie. [[MundaneSolution Cue Mario taking a bullet]] [[GroinAttack to the nuts.]]
** Toad tries to bargain with one of the Tubbies (Laa-Laa, to be exact) and join in The Purge. Laa-Laa isn't having any of it, and [[HeadDesk continuously smashes Toad's head into the floor.]]
** Tari and Saiko get ambushed by a crossbow-wielding Tubbie. They dodge... [[CompanionCube Tari's duck]] didn't.

** Both Tari and Saiko conduct a plan: soak the Teletubbies in Saiko's wine then set fire to it via thrown torch. Tari throws the torch... about 3 feet in front of her.
** One of the Series/{{Teletubbies}} breaking the tension by threatening to [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank shove a calculator]] [[AssShove up SMG4's ass.]]
** [[TooDumbToLive Luigi tries to call the police.]] '''''[[FailedASpotCheck During The Purge.]]''''' Funnier still, he ''forgets the phone number.''
** Bob did the most badass illegal thing he could think of: [[LostFoodGrievance kick away Po's Tubby Custard]]. Which [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot caused the whole mess in the first place]] ''and'' got everyone chased and kidnapped by Teletubbies. '''Everyone''' has looks on their faces that ''scream'' "When I get free, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown I'm going to beat the shit out of you.]]" Even ''[[NiceGirl Tari]]'' has that look!
*** All while Bob [[IgnoranceIsBliss remains blissfully ignorant to it all]].

* ''Mad Mario''
** Most of the opening battle is accompanied with silly sound clips. Most notably, when Mario activates the Blooper. [[LetsPlay/PewDiePie "I'M ON MY PERIOOOD!"]]
** Many a RunningGag is had.
*** Mario getting KO'd. It's even lampshaded later in the video.
*** More and more characters having gone crazy and attacking Mario and co.
*** [[SoundEffectBleep Swears getting censored]] [[AuthorsSavingThrow by]] [[DevelopersForesight Game and Watch]] [[HeyItsThatSound bleeps,]] [[ScrewedByTheLawyers specifically]] the [[PrecisionFStrike f]] word as stated as the Trivia section of this article.
*** Mario, Luigi, Toad and [=SMG4=] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown getting the shit beaten out of them]] in the background by Bob.
*** Meggy [[StunnedSilence just staring at the insanity unfolding in front of her]].
** Toad ''has gone comatose over the lack of internet''. ComicalOverreacting doesn't even begin to describe it.
*** On a related note, the fact that ''the lack of internet has caused '''another apocalypse''' and '''everyone''''' (aside from [[DependingOnTheWriter [=SMG4=]]], [[OnlySaneMan Luigi]] and [[TheDitz Mario]]) ''has [[DrivenToMadness gone crazy]]''. It's so over the top you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
** Luigi's panicking is as glorious as ever. Of note is when [[AllBikersAreHellsAngels the Wild Childs]] begin attacking.

** If you thought that Toad was bad, that giant, hulking creature [=SMG4=] and friends are pitted against is... Bob. Because he didn't get his [[ADateWithRosiePalms "daily dose of boobies"]].
** Whilst [=SMG4=] is trying to negotiate with Meggy, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Mario, Toad and Luigi are getting the crap beaten out of them by a massive thug]] (who turns out to be Bob).
** [=SMG4=]'s panicking when Bob, having crushed the others, starts focusing on him.

** After Meggy decides to help, she turns to see [=SMG4=] being maimed by Bob, then thrown into the wall of the area so hard it collapses. All she can do is [[StunnedSilence stand and watch.]]
** [[AntiClimax [=SMG3=] getting rekt by Toad.]]
** What does everyone use the internet for? [[GamerChick Tari]] uses it to play games online. [[ActionGirl Meggy]] uses it to watch splatfests and [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] uses it to post photos. [[MundaneUtility The men use it for... meme videos]], to Meggy's StunnedSilence.
* "If Mario was in... VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}": The ''entire'' video.
** Mario's driving skills leave a trail of destruction and dead bodies. The bystander's reactions sell it.

** Mario backs up when he sees [[DonutMessWithACop a donut in Undyne's hand]] as he drives by her and steals it, and the reply in her text box is simply [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto five stars]] as police sirens sound.
** Mario enters the school, goes left, and finds Baldi. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere He immediately goes the other way.]]
** Literally '''''every single time''''' [[TheDitz Mario]] and [[TheBully Susie]] interact. Expect a moment of funny whenever they're in a scene together.
** Mario believes that the ObviouslyEvil fountain of darkness is... [[ItMakesSenseInContext a Pepsi fountain.]] [[BrickJoke Then he gets Lancer in on it.]]
** Lancer's DynamicEntry. Both times. "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint HIIII DAAAAAAD!]]"
*** The battle against Lancer.
*** Mario summoning his inner demon, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Seymour Skinner]].
*** For that matter, Lancer in general.
** Ralsei's singing skills leave [[DreadfulMusician much to be desired]], with Susie and Lancer on fire and Mario ''missing his head. And on -145 HP.''
** Mario "tames" K. Round by [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey giving it a spare Mario hat. K. Round ''grows a moustache'']] and immediately goes bonkers, [[PersonOfMassDestruction leaving no-one standing in its wake.]] It even ''oneshots the King, the FinalBoss of the original game, and '''then''' tears through the '''entire''' Card Castle'' (including [[MemeticMutation Rouxls Kaard making mac n' cheese]])!
** When Jevil [[RealityWarper turns his cell into a 3D battleground]], Ralsei [[ArtShift becomes a GMod model]]. Susie ''doesn't'', becoming ''[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]] with a wig''!

** Ralsei uses PACIFY! It didn't work.

** Then Jevil claims "[[LargeHam I CAN DO ANYTHING!]]" Mario questions him, and ''tricks him into spawning lethal weapons [[HoistByHisOwnPetard that can be used on him]]''.
*** In the same scene, Mario tricks Ralsei into thinking that said lethal weapons are "friendship blasters" — cue Ralsei [[TriggerHappy going]] ''[[GunNut ballistic]]''.

** As Mario leaves the school, [[BrickJoke guess who he runs into?]]

'''Mario:''' Oh shiiiiiit...

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Stupid VideoGame/MarioSportsMix]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario's Dangerous Delivery]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Doki Doki Mario Club]]

[[folder:[=SMG4=]: Mario Gladiators]]

* ''[=SMG4=]: If Mario Was In... Baldi's Basics''
** Mario doesn't know maths. His ineptitude meant that he accidentally gave the pizza guy $300,000 ''and'' caused [[EnragedByIdiocy Jeeves]] to RageQuit.
** Whenever Mario encounters someone from the titular [[VideoGame/BaldisBasicsInEducationAndLearning Baldi's Basics]].
** Each time Mario answers a question wrong, Baldi smacks him around the classroom. The third time, though, Mario [[FlippingTheBird flips off]] Baldi!
** Mario encountering [[CreepyChild Play]][[EyeScream time]] and falling over. He refuses to play her game...

** ...then he starts swinging her around like a rag doll after failing her jump rope game.
** The Principal of the Thing gives Mario detention.

** Mario has to give [[TheBully It's A Bully]] something to escape detention - first an apple, then [[NakedPeopleAreFunny his clothes]], which the Bully refuses. Then he gives the Bully gum that came from under a desk, which accidentally kills him.
** Mario throws a sock puppet at Baldi, which does nothing.
** Mario makes a break for the exit, so Baldi [[LightningBruiser gets serious]] with ''[[MemeticMutation "QUICK MATHS"]]''
** After Mario got a question right and Baldi left, [=SMG4=] asks Mario if he feels smarter. [[TroubledFetalPosition Mario is on the floor crying]] after almost being attacked with a ruler by Baldi.

* ''[=SMG4=]: Final Fantasy Mario''
** The "fight" between [=SMG4=], Meggy, Mario, and the Koopa TYPE-0 students.
** The best magic student in the academy is... Kermit with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]]'s body.
** Meggy's look of resignation after Mario fails to help stop [=SMG4's=] freefall, as Mario floats himself down to the drop site with [[Music/RKelly I Believe I Can Fly]] playing in the background.
** Bob's shirt he got from Target. It has a [[VisualPun large bullseye]] on it.
*** From the same scene as the above, we have Meggy failing to keep her composure and opening fire on Bob, with Meggy's [[SanitySlippage increasingly]] [[NightmareFace ludicrous]] facial expressions.
*** Not to mention Bob's spiel.

** [=SMG4=] explaining to Meggy who Saiko is while Mario holds up a sign with Saiko's picture which says "Crazy Ass".
** Mario (who has a habit of calling people by the wrong alias) thanks the headmaster, whom he calls [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore.]] As it turns out, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight that's actually who the headmaster is]].
* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario's Jackass''
** The entire premise — stupid, dangerous stunts that wouldn't be out of place in ''Series/{{Jackass}}''.
** The [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 TF2 Sentry, complete with robotic Heavy voice.]] Everything it says is funny.
** Several AmusingInjuries occur throughout the episode. Standouts include [[ClingyJealousGirl Saiko]] kicking someone off their skateboard, Toad being [[ItMakesSenseInContext squashed by a giant burger]] and Wario [[DeathCourse going through]] [[BoobyTrap the]] [[DeathTrap Pain Train]], ending up stabbed, shot, ''on fire, '''with a bomb inside his head and missile through his body.''''' RasputinianDeath, much?
*** Early in the episode, Mario gets ran over by a car while doing a stunt. Then while thinking about making money off of the stunts, ''his head falls off''. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then he tries to put it back on]].
** Fishy Boopkins get slingshotted into a plane, which crashes into [[MadScientist E.Gadd's]] lab.

** Most of the stunt titles are funny in and of themselves, though the funniest has to be the final one, "[[LaserGuidedKarma The]] [[HumiliationConga Screaming]] [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty Italian]]".
** The above HumiliationConga in its entirety, where ''everyone'' teams up to give Mario a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. Starting with being slingshotted into the ground, chased by several bulls, stuck inside a crate with [[MemeticMolester Jesse McCree]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill nearly ran over by a giant hamburger and finally shot by a sentry, screaming in pain the entire time.]] If it happened to ''anyone else'', it wouldn't be as funny. But [[{{Jerkass}} Mario]] was asking for it.
* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario waits for pizza''
** Mario raging because he lost at "Series/{{Teletubbies}} [[VideoGame/PlayerunknownsBattlegrounds Battlegrounds]]". Doubles as a FunnyBackgroundEvent.
** The RunningGag of watching anime, which [[{{Otaku}} Boopkins]] likes and [[ActionGirl Meggy]] doesn't. So Meggy tries to avoid watching anime [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject by changing the subject]]. After Bob arrives, she actually ''throws the DVD player out the window''.
** They order pizza. Mario has [[TrademarkFavouriteFood spaghetti]], natch. [=SMG4=] orders a pineapple pizza. ''Everyone'' gives him a DisapprovingLook. ''Even [[NiceGirl Meggy]].''

** Mario hears the doorbell ring and rushes over, only for it to turn out to be Bob. Cue Mario's reaction:

** Bowser's vomiting in the background when Bob is discussing watching {{Hentai}} anime.
** Mario crying about food.
** The "game" being played whilst the gang [[TitleDrop waits for pizza]]. To elaborate, Bowser rolls a 5, misses a turn, and suffers a GroinAttack. Then it's Luigi's turn… cue OhCrap from him.
** Bob and Boopkin's attempts to stop Meggy leaving. Bob tries to whack her with a pillow; [[NoSell it does nothing]] and Meggy [[NowItsMyTurn smacks him aside]].
** Meggy ''[[ThrowTheDogABone finally]]'' [[ThrowTheDogABone succeeds in escaping Boopkins and his anime]]... only to find ''[[IncendiaryExponent the castle on fire]]'' and everyone unconscious. Cue JawDrop.
*** Bob's reaction sells it.

** When everyone [[{{Jerkass}} but Bob]] decides to help clean up, Meggy smacks him out of the way.
** The entire cleaning montage.
* ''If Mario Was In...'' ''VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies''
** The ''Teletubbies'' movie [[note]]presumably homaging movies like ''Inception'' or ''Chronicle'' conflict-wise[[/note]] the Mario Bros. are watching at the beginning of the blooper.
** Kirby vomiting rainbows after inhaling the video's title.
** ''Mario'' tries to use [[PowerCopying Kirby's trademark inhale]] on a [[MadBomber Poppy Bros]]... and succeeds against all odds. [[EpicFail Then he blows himself up.]]

** Mario vs the ninja has a funny moment when the ninja chucks ninja stars at Mario and they ''all'' [[BodyHorror stick to his face]].

** [[VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand Magolor]] summons ''[[{{Satan}} the devil itself]]'' to deal with Mario and Kirby, so how do they deal with it? Mario asks if it has seen the latest [=SMG4=] video... ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork and it hasn't, so it wanders off]]''. Magolor's reaction mirrors pretty much everyone elses.

** Kirby [[ComicalOverreacting completely over-hyping]] the danger that Whispy Woods presents. Turns out he's a really nice guy who wants someone to talk to.
*** Immediately after the above, Kirby's reaction to it. His face just ''screams'' [[FlatWhat what the fuck]]?
** [[PersonOfMassDestruction Mario]] accidentally burns down the forest, thanks to the Fire Flower he gave [[IncendiaryExponent to the talking]] ''[[IncendiaryExponent wooden]]'' [[IncendiaryExponent tree]]. Never change...
** Mario's constant TrashTalk he gives to Bonkers and Kirby's attempts to stop him.
** When Kirby and King Dedede find Mario, he's [[AnythingThatMoves humping a giant hot dog. Naked.]] Dedede's increasing JawDrop sells it.

** The whole "Who stole the food?" thing near the end just escalates to the point of being utterly ridiculous. Dedede stole it!... Wait, no, it was Meta Knight. [[RuleOfThree Hold on]], [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] did it??? Nope. The true criminal is [=SMG3=] in a Darth Vader costume!
*** Why did [=SMG3=] do it? [[ForTheEvulz Because he's evil]]! Also because he's too poor to afford food. Mario has no sympathy and kicks him off the Halberd.
** TheStinger shows Luigi still trapped in the ship that brought Mario to Popstar.
* ''[=SMG4=]: Lost In The Woods''
** Luigi and his LovableCoward traits are turned up to eleven here, complete with mental breakdowns and screaming. ''All throughout the video''. '''''It is glorious'''''.
** [=SMG4=]'s phone is on 2% charge, so what does he do? Call for help? Nope — he ''[[SkewedPriorities looks at memes]]'' until it dies. Several memes [[CrossesTheLineTwice Cross the Line Twice]].
** Mario, [[TheDitz being]] [[WhatAnIdiot Mario]], has no idea how to play I Spy or rhyming games. [[TheDitz Black does not rhyme with hat, Mario]].
** More banter between the VitriolicBestBuds Mario and [=SMG4=].

** And after the above moment, he gets lost '''again'''.
** Later, [[ItMakesSenseInContext when playing a rhyming game]]...

** Then later still...

** The log cabin, which is apparently Bob's holiday house. It isn't, and WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} beats the crap out of him.
** Mario's idea on how to start a fire. Step 1: [[TemptingFate Ask Mario to not break anything]]. Step 2: Turn away. It's CrazyEnoughToWork.
** When Mario and Co. ''finally'' get out of the woods and to a [=McDonalds=], who else is at the counter but Shrek, with Bob stuffed into the fryer behind him. Everyone pulls a ScrewThisImOuttaHere.

* ''[=SMG4=]: The Super Dudes''
** It's an [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War]] parody; naturally it'll be funny.
** Why does Wario want the [[McGuffin Power Glove?]] So he can [[{{Squick}} scratch his ass]] [[MundaneUtility in a whole new way]]. And he does! ''Several times.''
** Mario has to form TheTeam to combat Wario and the Power Glove, so what does he call it? [[ComicBook/TheAvengers THE AVENGERS]] - wait no, that name's taken. So he calls it [[TitleDrop The Super Dudes]]... to the sound of LosingHorns in the background. (Though [[TheAce Shroomy]] seems to think its awesome.)
*** [[AffablyEvil Bow]][[IneffectualSympatheticVillain ser]] is [[IncendiaryExponent Flame Boi]]. He chose the name himself.
*** [[{{Otaku}} Fishy Boopkins]] is [[MakeMeWannaShout Sonic Boop]]. Because why not.
*** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Steve]] falls into a vat of radioactive waste and becomes a Superman Expy, Captain Steve.
*** And of course, Mario himself as [[BigEater Fat Man]].
** During the first battle against Wario (as a ComicBook/{{Thanos}} Expy), both heroes defeat [[BrainwashedAndCrazy the Wahs]] pretty easily — Fat Man ''eats Heavy's head'' and Flame Boi burns everything in sight. Both Awesome and Funny.

** Bowser vs [[BrainwashedAndCrazy Peach]]. Peach beats the shit out of Flame Boi.

** After Boopkins rescues the other heroes from a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, Fatman asks him to join the team. He [[LazyBum doesn't want to]] because he wants to watch anime.
** [[{{Expy}} Captain Steve]] decides to [[CarFu throw a truck]] at Fatman, Flame Boi and Sonic Boop. Of course he means for them to get in it, but this moment ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment comes out of nowhere]].''
** During the fight against Giant Waluigi, he gets knocked over by [[MakeMeWannaShout Sonic Boop]]. As he lies on the floor recovering, Steve [[GroinAttack sees his chance...]]

*** We also see {{Reaction Shot}}s from Wario ([[OffModel shrunken moustache]]) and Mario (EyePop and [[ShareTheMalePain holding a hand over his own groin]]).
** After the above, Wario starts ButtonMashing like a kid having a tantrum.
** When the Super Dudes are at risk of being disintegrated, [[CowardlyLion Luigi, aka]] [[CallBack Trash Bag]] comes to the rescue... by ''[[CherryTapping falling on Wario]].'' It ''works''.
** At the end of the video, [[IdiotHero Ma]][[VillainProtagonist ri]][[TheDitz o]] has control of the Power Glove, the one item that has caused the Super Dudes no end of trouble throughout the whole video. So what does he do with it? He scratches his ass with it, of course.

* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario Preschool'', in which the channel is hit hard by the Adpocalypse and is forced to become an educational channel for preschoolers.
** Storytime with [[SmallNameBigEgo Bob]]: Bob is reading his [[{{Doorstopper}} massive book]] [[ItsAllAboutMe all about him]] to Baby Luigi and Baby Daisy. By the end of it, they're pensioners. And Bob still has 300 books to go!
*** In the middle of reading, a [[AdBumpers We'll Be Right Back]] message shows up.
** Shapes: Luigi accidentally draws ''a pentagram'' and summons {{Satan}} himself. Luckily, he and Luigi turns out to be good friends, and even brought a shape-in-a-box game.
** Painting is filled with this: Meggy jumps with a paintbrush, ready to paint... then Fishy Boopkins shouts for her to stop, [[RecordNeedleScratch the music cuts out]] and Meggy just falls out of the air. Then [[TriggerHappy Meggy]] tells Boopkins to [[ActingYourIntellectualAge stop acting like a child]], [[SubvertedTrope even though he is.]]

** It's even funnier when you know that [[HypocriticalHumor Meggy is also, technically, a child]] (since according to WordOfGod, playable Inklings in Splatoon are around 14 years old).
** Then we see everyone finger painting, and Meggy ''looks utterly bored''.
*** Boopkins (unintentionally) introduces Meggy to {{Shipping}} ([[CallBack by shipping himself and]] [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Miku]]), ending in a standoff with the Shipping Police, Meggy being framed by Boopkins and busted, then Boopkins getting busted as well.

** [[StrangerSafety Stranger Danger]]: Bowser drives up in the stereotypical "Free Candy" van in an attempt to teach the kids not to go anywhere near strangers — naturally, a child's love for sweets wins out and the babies ''beat the shit out of him, followed by '''reversing the van into him and dragging him around a city block.'''''
*** Then Bowser has to stop at a [[AwkwardStoplightMoment red light]]... [[NotWhatItLooksLike next to a police car.]] [[RuleOfThree He gets busted by the police.]]
** Doing your Taxes: [[{{Irony}} Yoshi gets busted]] [[MemeticMutation for tax evasion.]] [[RunningGag This is the]] ''[[RunningGag fourth]]'' [[RunningGag time someone's been arrested.]]
** Arts and Crafts: [[NoOSHACompliance Steve]] takes the kids to the FireAndBrimstoneHell known as [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} the Nether]]. At least one of them [[IncendiaryExponent is on fire]] at the end.
** Animals: [[TheDitz Mario]] forgot to put breathing holes in the chicken crate. He brings a cow in — and then tries getting it to moo by pushing it. Unfortunately, the cow tips over and starts (literally) crying in pain. [[FromBadToWorse Then]] he reveals he stole the cow — and gets busted by the police. See a pattern yet?
** Cyber Safety: [=SMG4=] [[OverlyLongGag gets busted by the police]] and ends up in jail with everyone except Bob (and Steve).

** Finally, Bob shows up and starts reading his new book to those in jail, and ''everyone else freaks out''.

* ''If Mario Ran Nintendo''
** Pictured: An incompetent Nintendo employee played by a Teletubby's new concept for a character, "Moria". And then there's Mario’s “original character”, Chris Da Caveman. And don't even get started with the idea he has for the villain...
** A Teletubby somehow manages to play the piano so fast that he actually plays Through The Fire And The Flames. His hands are '''completely gone''' afterwards.
** The entirety of the Nintendo Direct, but specifically....
*** [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Doki Doki Nintendo Club]] includes the Nintendo developers instead of Mario characters like one might expect.
*** ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'': [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Motion Control Edition.]] “Brought to you by the same shitty controls from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]]''!”
*** ''The Legend of Reggie: A Link Between Ass''.
*** ''[[VideoGame/CookingMama Cooking Mario]]'', especially the part about actually cooking the [=JoyCon=].
* ''[=SMG4=]: Stupid VideoGame/MarioSportsMix''
** "No Mario, eating is not a sport." [[FridgeLogic Even though it actually is in real life.]]
** Basketball: Mario and Toad v Steve and Bowser. [[EpicFail Steve just falls over and does nothing else.]] He doesn't even try to get up!
** Swimming: Basically everything.
*** Toad and Bowser use floaties. After Meggy's [[SuperDrowningSkills failed attempt at swimming]], she needs to use a floatie as well, which she isn't happy about.
*** [=SMG4=] drowns. So does Mario.
*** Shroomy is [[OnlySaneMan the only one taking it remotely seriously.]]
*** Waluigi uses Wario as a makeshift boat.
*** Fishy Boopkins [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises takes a page out of Bane's book]], but only succeeds in creeping out Luigi.
*** Finally, Bob uses a ''friggin' jet ski''.
** Archery: Mario [[AmusingInjuries hits himself with his own arrow]]. Wario [[CheatersNeverProsper cheats and gets Link angry at him]]. [[TheAce Meggy]] gets multiple bullseyes, making Bob jealous and use a SpamAttack on the target. [[EpicFail Only one arrow actually hits the target.]] [[BeyondTheImpossible Bob even manages to hit Peach, who was standing behind him!]]
** Snowboarding: [[TheAce Shroomy]] accidently hits a ramp and gets sent flying.

** Bowling: [[EpicFail Bob has so many gutter balls]] the gutter is filled. Earlier, when [[SplitPersonality Toad]] tries to think of something he hates, he thinks [[{{Yandere}} of his girlfriend Toadette.]] Toad ''flips out'' and bowls a strike.

*** [[ViolationOfCommonSense Mario putting his head inside the ball dispensing machine.]]
*** Luigi, panicking over split pins, flings his ball backwards, resulting in it bouncing all over the bowling alley (including off of Waluigi's head), then flying down all the lanes, knocking several pins (and Steve) over… before finally coming to rest in Luigi's lane's gutted.
** Baseball: Bowser flings the ball so hard it breaks Shroomy's bat... [[BodyHorror and Charging Chuck's hand. Which drops off.]]
*** Bob, Steve, and Toad fighting over the dropped ball.
*** [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Mario strips naked and dances in front of [=SMG4=]]] in order to distract him, which causes [[EyeScream SMG4's eyes to catch on fire]].
*** When Meggy hits the ball, [[TokenHeroicOrc Fishy Boopkins]] chases after it, only to stall when he has to cross the road...

*** And just to add insult to injury, Meggy proceeds to ''moonwalk'' across the bases.
*** Then when Bob tries to get the ball himself, he promptly gets hit by a car.
** The ending. Peach gives up and hires a team of Teletubbies before cursing out the rest of the cast. Their reactions sell it.
* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario's Dangerous Delivery''
** The intro. Mario is watching several [[MemeticMutation meme videos]], including a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy]] dance, Luigi is playing with dolls and Toadsworth is discussing... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick probably something to do with murder.]]
** Toadsworth blackmailing Mario into picking up Frankie.

** '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "FRANKUUUUUUUUUU!"]]'''
** The entire part with the ice cream truck.
** Mario's bribe attempts.

** The fake Frankie Luigi made. Somehow it fools Toadsworth and the entire Police force.
** Most of the police station break-in can count as this. Extra points go to Mario literally using his head.
** The escape from what seems to be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill the entire Police force. And the Military.]] Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome since Mario and Frankie get away scot free!
* ''[=SMG4=]: Doki Doki Mario Club''
** The intro shows [[TheDitz Mario]] proposing to [[TrademarkFavouriteFood spaghetti.]]
** [[{{Otaku}} Fishy Boopkins]]'s first attempt to make Saiko real is to start a "Make my Waifu real" campaign with Lemmy and ''[[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Francis]]'' joining in. The head of the anime game studio ([[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]]) responds by ordering to have them shot at with an Anti-Weeaboo Machine gun.
** Boopkins then asks Mario for help. All he does is [[ButtMonkey give Luigi a haircut resembling Saiko.]]
** Boopkins then tries "praying" to the "anime gods", which makes [=SMG4=] cringe.
** [[ClingyJealousGirl Saiko's]] response to Bob dissing her? Kick Bob's (trash bag) girlfriend so hard it gets sent out the theater roof!
** Again, Saiko's response to Boopkins and Lemmy watching other anime girls? Switch the channel to a Teletubbies version of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' and throw the remote away. It leads to Boopkins in a TroubledFetalPosition and Lemmy ''on fire.''
** This exchange:

** Immediately afterwards, Luigi greets her, but quickly has to excuse himself to take a call. Saiko's response? Nab the phone while he isn't looking and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill blow it to kingdom come]] with the [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Air Strike!]]'' [[BigWhat Luigi's reaction]] is hilarious. Funnier still, the recoil [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome sends her flying halfway across the room!]]
** Most of [[{{Yandere}} Saiko's]] responses to ''pretty much'' '''''anything.'''''
** [[ThoseTwoGuys Wario and Waluigi]] meet Saiko after Boopkins broke up with her. She [[NightmareFace terrifies them into building her a]] HumongousMecha, which is both funny and frightening.
** A lot of what Mario does in the climax.

* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario Gladiators''
** Most of the main cast is disoriented upon being thrown into the coliseum... except for Bowser, who is on the crapper, reading the paper, and is only just starting to realize where he is.
** Bob finished an inspiring speech about how he'd never hurt his friends... until [=SMG3=] decides to give three bucks to the winner.

** Mario wears his helmet backwards.
** During Mario's battle with Bowser, he pulls out a sword. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Bowser immediately]] [[NoSell destroys it with his mace]].
** During his battle with Wario, Mario manages to knock away his opponent's spear. Wario then [[GrievousHarmWithABody decides to use Waluigi as a replacement weapon]].
** During the battle royale, Toad [[LeeroyJenkins charges at Mario, intent on killing his opponent]]. Mario effortlessly picks him up and dumps him in the lava.
** Mario and [=SMG4=] play tennis with a {{Spin Attack}}ing Luigi. The audio even changes to Wii Sports' tennis!
** Mario tells Old Man Hobo that [=SMG4=] called him stinky. The Old Man goes on a rant, [=SMG4=] [[TemptingFate tempts fate]]... and the Old Man unleashes a buster sword on his ass to the sound of ''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Megalovania]]''.
** The Teletubby army tries to pull a TrojanHorse on Mario. He falls for it. [[GoneHorriblyRight Then he tries riding the giant wooden horse,]] [[AchievementsInIgnorance causing it to break down and killing all the Teletubbies inside.]]
** During the chariot race, Boopkins and Yoshi [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere quit halfway through, because there's other things they'd rather do.]] Cue Mario and Bob dragging their respective chariots themselves.
** Steve immediately builds a giant fort, and employs an army of chickens to drown Mario in arrows. When Mario finally gets through...

** Bob starts messing with the buttons on [=SMG3=]'s chair. One chamber opens to reveal [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Simba]], the other reveals [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Leomon]].
** During the final battle of the episode, [=SMG3=] is [[HumiliationConga attacked by Mario, maimed by a lion and thrown off his battle-cart.]] Then all the previous combatants regain consciousness... [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and [=SMG3=]]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil is worse]] [[BodyHorror off for it.]]

* ''[=SMG4=]: The Mario Mafia''
** Mario's tragic backstory involves him coming home to find his spaghetti bowl knocked over, portrayed in a ridiculously dramatic light.
** The reveal that this isn't actually a mobster AU. Mario just paid everyone to form a mafia.
** Mario's interrogation of the Goombah, giving us one of his most iconic lines from the series, all while brandishing a baseball bat with a demented smile.

** Mario telling the rest of his group of his [[BlatantLies heroic exploits]].

** Gunfire riddles Mario's HQ, and he has no idea how he was found. Cut to Bowser outside, noticing a sign saying [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "NOT Mario's Sexy Base"]], and immediately opening fire.
** Mario decides to interrogate his members to find the rat. His methods range from attempting to pull a mask off of Luigi ([[ButtMonkey who was wearing no such thing]]), tying Toad up in close proximity to [[{{Yandere}} Toadette]] on a chain, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking holding Fishy Boopkins' anime collection at gunpoint]].
** Mario tries to make Meggy talk by "speaking [her] language", involving him speaking gibberish, wearing [[Manga/SquidGirl Squid Girl's hat]] and saying "Woomy" over and over again. Meggy gets fed up and throws a chair at his face. In the next scene, his head's on sideways.
** Right before Bob's torture, he is reacting to threats as expected. Or, well, [[SmallNameBigEgo as expected from him]].

** The mere idea that Bob was a participant of UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar.
** What makes him finally crack? The thread of being forced to watch Fishy Boopkins play ''Roblox' for 10 hours while he talks about his new OC.
* ''[=SMG4=]: Mario Battle Royale''
** The part where Kirby is chasing King Dedede with a gun. And immediately after that, [[CharactersDroppingLikeFlies 7 more characters die.]]
** Luigi wants to form TheTeam. [[MoreDakka Mario and [=SMG4=] shoot him to death]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill several times over.]]
** Mario's obsession with loot in the video. Rooting through corpses, [[CarFu running several people over]] to get a lootcrate, stealing a hammer instead of helping...
** The entire debacle with [[TankGoodness Shroomy]] being ambushed by [[MiniMecha Wario and Waluigi]], in turn being ambushed by [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Iggy Koopa]] and ''[[CallBack his huge mech suit]]''... who is ambushed by '''''Toad''''' in '''[[HumongousMecha his]]''' robot, which '''''[[OhCrap towers over everyone else.]]''''' Naturally, the latter eliminates the others.
** [[{{Jerkass}} Bob's]] betrayal of [[{{Otaku}} Fishy Boopkins]], where Boopkins is kicked out the window. [[LaserGuidedKarma Of course, Bob runs into Toad's giant robot and is eliminated.]]

** Near the end, [=SMG4=] [[GoombaSpringboard uses Mario as a platform]] to get over a fence. Mario can't get over and asks [=SMG4=] to help. His response? He suddenly goes to song & dance!

** After the final battle (Mario wins), all the dead participants are revived. [[OhCrap Including those that were killed by Mario.]] Do the math.
* Literally all of "Mario vs. Steve". Mario and Steve break into a massive fight just because Mario said that ''Minecraft'' sucked. HilarityEnsues.
* ''[=SMG4=]: The Smash 5 Trials''
** When it turns out that Meggy can't jump up to the first platform in Board the Platforms, Mario decides to assist her by [[FastballSpecial throwing her from platform to platform]]... resulting in her suffering AmusingInjuries. There's also Master Hand's casual dismissal of the rules being bent.
*** [[FunWithSubtitles The closed captions]] for the scene where Mario takes Meggy's hand say "Bonus Lesson: [[ShipSinking Don't ship]] [[NoYay Mario x Meggy]]".
** Fishy Boopkins trying to damage the Sandbag by lightly poking it with the Home-Run Bat, with each hit doing ''0.001%'' damage. Eventually he gives up and gets his [[VideoGame/{{Octodad}} dad]] to [[MegatonPunch slap]] the Sandbag, causing the distance meter to catch fire and fall off the screen.
** After Bob manages to nearly completely decimate the Fighting Polygon Team, he takes the time to [[IShallTauntYou gloat about his victory]]. Polygon Donkey Kong anti-climatically shoves Bob off of the arena with a Gust Bellows. Before that, Bob dispatches a pile of Polygons on top of him by telling them [[{{Squick}} he hasn't showered in 24 years]].
** At the end, Master Hand congratulates all the characters that got approved to be in the Smash Brothers 4 port for the Nintendo Switch. As paid DLC content.
* ''[=SMG4=]: Detective Mario and Pikachu''
** Every time [[PrivateDetective Detective]] [[VideoGame/DetectivePikachu Pikachu]] delivers a CurbStompBattle to anyone. ''Every time''.
** Bowser's crying has to be heard to be believed. In the same vein, Mario's complete and total LackOfEmpathy towards Bowser and the statue theft.

** Kamek dressing as Peach. [[NoJustNoReaction And Bowser's reaction.]]
** When Pikachu confronts [[ThoseTwoGuys the Wario Bros]], they don't know what he is. Waluigi thinks it's a puppy. Wario's speech bubble shows us a rat Photoshopped to look like a Pikachu. Later on, Pikachu interrogates them as to what they were doing. [[EpicFail Naturally, their stories conflict with each other.]] ''[[EpicFail Over the colors of the flowers they were picking of all things]]''.
** When Pikachu and Luigi are [[ChaseScene being chased by the perp]], they approach some traffic lights where [[TheDitz Frankie]] is crossing. [[CarFu You'd think that they'd run him over]], but Luigi stops at the lights, [[SubvertedTrope subverting]] this. Then DoubleSubverted when Pikachu takes the wheel, immediately running Frankie over.
** The car ''[[ToonPhysics somehow]]'' jumping out of a bush, then appearing inside a house, [[OffscreenTeleportation on the stairs, in the toilet and in the bedroom]] (complete with sexy music and Mario's "Well now".) It gets to the point where [[UnstoppableRage Pikachu gets mad]] and ''[[StuffBlowingUp destroys the house they're in]]''.
** Most of the funny moments in the video come from Mario being his [[LethallyStupid usual]] [[TheDitz stupid self]]. In order:
*** The ''Pokémon'' battle between Pikachu and [[CallBack Pin]][[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog gaz]], [[CurbStompBattle if one could call it that.]]
*** When Mario is 'being a detective', he pins the blame on the obvious murderer - then it's revealed [[EntertaininglyWrong he pins [=SMG4=] as the murderer]]. In his words: Because [[DisproportionateRetribution he beat Mario in smash yesterday]].
*** '''DETECTIVE MODE ACTIVATE!'''

*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Mario is a d*ck to Luigi.]] This includes [[BodyHorror mangling his face]] and eating all of his ice cream stock (then saying [[BlatantLies Pikachu put him up to it]] and getting zapped for it).
*** Mario's half-assed attempt at stopping the perp by throwing himself at their car. It does nothing.
*** His attempts at [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running away]] when it's found that Mario stole the statue. He tells Toad to get the getaway vehicle ready, only to forget [[SomethingWeForgot he's still tied to the ice-cream van.]]
** In the end, why did the thief steal the statue? Well, [[DisproportionateRetribution Bowser beat Mario in Smash]]. Pikachu is [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot understandably pissed off]] and pushes him in the lava.

* ''[=SMG4=]: The Super Mario Stupid Show''
** The video starts as Mario returns from rescuing Peach once again and carrying her in his arms, only to casually yeet her and send her crashing against the stairs.
** [=SMG4=] tells Mario to come along with his new idea to get a "bajillion" views, Mario initially declines as he's too tired from having just gotten done saving Peach. [=SMG4=] pulls out a gun and Mario immediately stops complaining and crawls into the van with a simple "okie-dokie."
** Mario asks [=SMG4=] in what seems to be genuine concern if his "perpetual lack of human interaction and crippling social anxiety resulting from severely unethical work hours" (yes, Mario really said that, big words and all) has finally made him go insane. [=SMG4=] and Luigi both stare at him in shock before Mario goes wall-eyed again and goes "uh..I mean penis."
** After [=SMG4=] drives them all to a studio, he quickly puts Mario and Luigi in their outfits from Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow, proudly saying he worked hard on them. Luigi points out all he did was invert the colours, and [=SMG4=] threatens to stab him.
** Basically every scene with the Paisano Bros (Lou Albano and Danny Wells) are comedy gold, as the ones voicing them give wonderfully hammy performances.
** '''The intro filming.''' [=SMG4=] throws everyone in front of the camera to film the intro for the show and tells the Paisanos to just start dancing, and ''boy howdy'' do they. [[https://youtu.be/5TghEXGQ9bQ Behind-the-scenes]] shows that the ones who mocapped the dancing were none other than Luke and Kevin themselves. As they continue dancing, the background shows Mario actually into it and dancing along with them and Luigi blankly staring [[FunnyBackgroundEvent before awkwardly crawling away.]] The segment is cut off shortly after Bowser, Toad, and Peach (or at least their actors) begin dancing along as Mario crashes through everybody on his kart. [=SMG4=] thanks Mario for keeping it under 30 seconds to avoid a copyright strike.
** Mario, taking this show about as seriously as he does everything else, kicks the cartoon Bowser off of his tower, sending him crashing through the floor and into the Paisano's set and both him and the cartoon Peach landing onto Paisano Mario and Paisano Luigi respectively.

** The fight between The Paisanos and The Mario Bros is equal parts awesome ''and'' hilarious. Stand out moments include Luigi's Green Rocket attack actually working for ''once'' to save Mario from the Paisano Luigi's "Ultimate Tornado Slaps," Mario chucking a poison mushroom at Paisano Mario, turning his face into the actor from the ''porn parody'' of Mario and Mario sending Paisano Mario crashing into a computer monitor which plays two meme-ified versions of Lou Albano's Mario promos, saying you'll go to hell before you die [[DisproportionateRetribution if you don't watch his show]] and changing a [=PSA=] about how guns and knives can kill people, to proclaiming that [[BadassBoast Mario can kill.]]
** After about two minutes of brawling across the entire set, starting a fire and basically destroying the entire studio, [=SMG4=] joyfully shouts about how awesome the fight was, thanks the various combatants (while they're still on the floor) for their help and runs off. Luigi tells Mario he's heading home as he's had enough of himself for one day. Mario says to go ahead before he turns around [[GroinAttack and kicks his Paisano counterpart in the crotch]], leaving him groaning in pain and cradling his "spaghetti noodles."

* ''Mushrooms and Morons: Hunt for the Egg of Draconius GO''
** Everything with the troll. Luigi panicking, Toad [[FailedASpotCheck perfectly fooling the troll]] [[PaperThinDisguise by turning into a rock]] because he rolled a 20, Bowser's disguise in a CallBack to ''[=SMG3=]'s Gauntlet of Gloom'', Mario [[EpicFail rolling a 1]] and stepping on a landmine and Bowser casting Seduce on the troll - making it fall in love with a cactus.

** Near the end, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mario and co need to escape the alternate dimension via medieval rocket ship, but fail to lift off.]] Luigi (out of game) has his character decide to flap his arms so they fly. [[BeyondTheImpossible He rolls a 20, making it so it works and allows everyone to leave the dimension.]]
** The dragon in the Golden Egg is none other than Fishy Boopkins! Out of game, everyone gets to spend an evening playing with Boopkins and his toys for winning the game. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Everyone leaves.]]
* ''Guards n Retards: The Vacation'': See [[Funny/GuardsNRetards here]].

'''Arcs''': [[Funny/SMG4TheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]] | [[Funny/SMG4TheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheAnimeArc The Anime Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheYouTubeArc The [=YouTube=] Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersGenesisArc Genesis Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersRevelationsArc Revelations Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheLawsuitArc The Lawsuit Arc]]\\

*** Waluigi uses Wario as a makeshift boat

** Baseball: Bowser flings the ball so hard it breaks Shroomy's bat... [[BodyHorror and Charging Chucks hand. Which drops off.]]
*** Bob, Steve and Toad fighting over the dropped ball.