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!![[https://youtu.be/N0wUxYxz33M "Minecraft, but it's way more traumatizing"]]
Pretty much ''all'' of the video, in which Slime and friends play a modpack that makes Minecraft practically NintendoHard and react accordingly.
* The group immediately runs into a problem when Slime punches a tree for roughly a minute and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck does jack squat to it.]]
* All of the title cards:
-->ALL PAIN, NO GAIN\\
HELTER-SKELTER WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER\\
THE GORGOMITE WARGOFIGHT\\
AND NOW A SPOOKY DUNGEON ADVENTURE\\
SNOW ESCAPE
* Slime, upon seeing a hippogriff, asks it "What are you looking at, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Fuckbeak?]]" [[LaserGuidedKarma It attacks him immediately afterward.]]
-->''then it took my life''
* Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''[[CallBack auto-tunes his cries of despair again]]''.
* Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
* Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
-->'''Slime:''' I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!''
* Slime decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ground. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
* [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
* Really, the EverythingTryingToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
* This exchange:
-->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah?\\
'''Slime:''' Take this rock. ''(tosses a rock to him)''\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah, yeah...\\
'''Slime:''' 'Kay, I want you to take something else: [[DeathSeeker my life.]]
* Slime sees the name of one of the mobs (Defiled Slime) and declares that that's him right now. [[EpicFail Then he dies walking into a cactus trying to escape it.]]
* Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
* "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
* Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
* The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
* Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
-->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! But if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you ''fucking die! Instantly!"''
* The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
-->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
'''Slime:''' Yeah, we'll probably be [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hit by a fucking orbital laser]], Grizz, I'll be honest!
* Slime and Condi attempt to explore a dungeon. It...doesn't go well.
-->''and then we never did that again''
* "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
* Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
-->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
* "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
* The ending:
-->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
'''Slime:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fall.]] ''(jumps from the tower in slow-motion as "Fallen Kingdom" plays on kazoo in the background)''
!!"The HARDEST Minecraft Difficulty"
* Slime's monologue near the start of the video, explaining what the challenge for this video was and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck how painful it's going to be for them]]:
-->'''Slime:''' My name is Charlie Slimecicle, and three months ago I had a terrible idea! What if my friends and I individually changed a bunch of things in ''Minecraft'' to make it more difficult, ''and then we tried to beat it '''without telling each other WHAT WE CHANGED?!'''''
* The RunningGag of Bizly constantly complaining about the fact that he's the only member of the group not to have a proper throne on Olympus (or rather, Mo'lympus).
* Bizly coding it that so chickens become hostile mobs that can [[MesaCrowd multiply]], making them DemonicSpiders for the sake of a joke.
* Slimecicle goads Bizly into eating an apple, which causes the ground beneath him to cave in.
-->'''Slime:''' You should've watched the [[CallBack Slimecicle cinematic universe!]]
Pretty much ''all'' of the video, in which Slime and friends play a modpack that makes Minecraft practically NintendoHard and react accordingly.
* The group immediately runs into a problem when Slime punches a tree for roughly a minute and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck does jack squat to it.]]
* All of the title cards:
-->ALL PAIN, NO GAIN\\
HELTER-SKELTER WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER\\
THE GORGOMITE WARGOFIGHT\\
AND NOW A SPOOKY DUNGEON ADVENTURE\\
SNOW ESCAPE
* Slime, upon seeing a hippogriff, asks it "What are you looking at, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Fuckbeak?]]" [[LaserGuidedKarma It attacks him immediately afterward.]]
-->''then it took my life''
* Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''[[CallBack auto-tunes his cries of despair again]]''.
* Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
* Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
-->'''Slime:''' I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!''
* Slime decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ground. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
* [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
* Really, the EverythingTryingToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
* This exchange:
-->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah?\\
'''Slime:''' Take this rock. ''(tosses a rock to him)''\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah, yeah...\\
'''Slime:''' 'Kay, I want you to take something else: [[DeathSeeker my life.]]
* Slime sees the name of one of the mobs (Defiled Slime) and declares that that's him right now. [[EpicFail Then he dies walking into a cactus trying to escape it.]]
* Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
* "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
* Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
* The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
* Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
-->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! But if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you ''fucking die! Instantly!"''
* The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
-->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
'''Slime:''' Yeah, we'll probably be [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hit by a fucking orbital laser]], Grizz, I'll be honest!
* Slime and Condi attempt to explore a dungeon. It...doesn't go well.
-->''and then we never did that again''
* "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
* Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
-->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
* "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
* The ending:
-->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
'''Slime:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fall.]] ''(jumps from the tower in slow-motion as "Fallen Kingdom" plays on kazoo in the background)''
!!"The HARDEST Minecraft Difficulty"
* Slime's monologue near the start of the video, explaining what the challenge for this video was and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck how painful it's going to be for them]]:
-->'''Slime:''' My name is Charlie Slimecicle, and three months ago I had a terrible idea! What if my friends and I individually changed a bunch of things in ''Minecraft'' to make it more difficult, ''and then we tried to beat it '''without telling each other WHAT WE CHANGED?!'''''
* The RunningGag of Bizly constantly complaining about the fact that he's the only member of the group not to have a proper throne on Olympus (or rather, Mo'lympus).
* Bizly coding it that so chickens become hostile mobs that can [[MesaCrowd multiply]], making them DemonicSpiders for the sake of a joke.
* Slimecicle goads Bizly into eating an apple, which causes the ground beneath him to cave in.
-->'''Slime:''' You should've watched the [[CallBack Slimecicle cinematic universe!]]
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** Not to mention the fact that [[MundaneSolution he could have simply smelted the ore in a furnace to get the diamonds.]]
** As explained in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPDM-F2uPZk&t=799s Skip the Tutorial's video]], the process for getting Blaze Rods would start by breaking a Melon stem, which then gives a Nether Brick Fence, followed by a Dead Brain Coral Block, a Blue Stained Glass Pane (only with Silk Touch!), Gray Concrete Powder, Light Gray Terracotta, and a Purple Stained Glass Pane (again requiring Silk Touch), which has a ''chance'' to give Blaze Rods. So basically, there was almost no chance they'd have been able to find it without digging through the code.
* Starting from the very beginning...
-->'''Slime:''' So I made Minecraft pay-to-win, and I'm not talking about [[TakeThat Minecoins]]! ''(a picture of a Minecoin appears, which then flips over to show a W)'' '''WHY DO THEY EXIST-'''
-->'''Slime:''' So I made Minecraft pay-to-win, and I'm not talking about [[TakeThat Minecoins]]! ''(a picture of a Minecoin appears, which then flips over to show a W)'' '''WHY DO THEY EXIST-'''
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'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees -- they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
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'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' later, still swarmed by bees)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees -- they're just going to buy ''more bees''.''[[{{Determinator}} more bees]]''.
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* As he's trying to go on a mining trip, chat keeps spawning horses that end up suffocating in the stone, causing them to repeat their damage sound effects ''constantly''.
-->'''Slime:''' I literally can't even hear myself [[FreudianSlip horse]], I mean think.
* At one point as he's confidently mowing down Vexes with his Diamond Sword, he eventually just explains to chat that he's trying to do a bit where someone pays to delete his sword and get him killed. Cue someone [[MundaneSolution paying $100 to explode him instead.]]
* When he gets surrounded underground by a Wither on one side and an Ender Dragon on the other, a member of chat sees it as an opportune time to buy a block of stone.
-->'''Slime:''' Thanks for the stone, [=RedRunner=]! [[SarcasmMode Now these idiots don't stand a chance!]]
* Once he's had enough of the chaos in the End, we get a chance to hear Slimecicle [[RunningGag crying in autotune again.]]
-->'''Slime:''' I literally can't even hear myself [[FreudianSlip horse]], I mean think.
* At one point as he's confidently mowing down Vexes with his Diamond Sword, he eventually just explains to chat that he's trying to do a bit where someone pays to delete his sword and get him killed. Cue someone [[MundaneSolution paying $100 to explode him instead.]]
* When he gets surrounded underground by a Wither on one side and an Ender Dragon on the other, a member of chat sees it as an opportune time to buy a block of stone.
-->'''Slime:''' Thanks for the stone, [=RedRunner=]! [[SarcasmMode Now these idiots don't stand a chance!]]
* Once he's had enough of the chaos in the End, we get a chance to hear Slimecicle [[RunningGag crying in autotune again.]]
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!!Escape WebOriginal/TheBackrooms
* In general, the RunningGag of someone asking some variation of "Where are we?" After a while, you'll start to predict that someone is going to respond with "The Backrooms".
* Server Rules:
** Number 1: No Griefing or Teamkilling
** Number 2: NO MEMES
** Number 3: Some Words are BANNED
** Number 4: Do you want to know what words are BANNED?
--->'''Ranboo:''' Wait. That's- that's a rule is a question?
** Rule #5: BACKROOMS!!!!
** BACKROOMS IS THE WORD
** [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier rule 6]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking also no racism or sexism or slurs]]
* Philza somehow getting involved in the second video by being in the same Discord call as Charlie, Tommy and Ranboo.
** First, they start making claims that Phil ended up in the Backrooms, then they start asking if Phil's name is "Philly [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Fazbear]]".
--->'''Philza:''' What the fuck am I hear- [[FlatWhat what?]]
** Tommy and Charlie trying to gaslight Phil into thinking his wife and everyone that he loved clipped into the backrooms. He actually goes to check.
*** When this doesn't work, they go back to claiming that Phil was in the Backrooms by using his "Meet a Minecrafter" video as proof.
** Charlie and Tommy asking Phil if he's met [[WebVideo/GameTheory MatPat]] and is a Game Theorist, respectively.
** Phil was supposed to start streaming on the same day this video took place. Ranboo then told Phil to go live in the middle of all this. When people tuned into Phil's stream, they would be very confused when [[https://youtu.be/qnsUBtqbH4o this]] was all they could hear.
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!!"I Ruined [[VideoGame/DeadSpaceRemake The Scariest Game Ever Made]]"
* Pretty much ''any'' of the [[ArtShift animated sections]], either the 2D ones for the chapter title cards or the 3D ones to highlight certain gameplay moments.
* Throughout the first half of the video, Slime responds to various shots of a Necromorph running in the background with "My cat at 3 AM", with the hour advancing by 1 each time.
* During the tram repair mission, Slime [[GenreSavvy accurately predicts]] that the game is going to jumpscare him by having a Necromorph burst out of the vents nearby. He promptly hits it with the stasis weapon and goes to town on him, leading to this ''spectacular'' moment of TemptingFate:
-->'''Slime:''' I BEAT YOU! I BEAT YOUR STUPID JUMPSCARE! I WILL NOT CRUMBLE, I WILL NOT FALL!! (''turns around to see a '''second''' Necromorph directly behind him'') ''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAAAA-]]''
* At one point Charlie uses a save point terminal mid-combat... and ''immediately'' gets killed upon completing the save. To his absolute horror, this results in an endless loop of him spawning ''directly next to the monster that killed him'', nearly softlocking the game until he manages to get away after several tries.
-->'''Slime:''' Now he's just chowing down. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, Hamburger Help yourself, man.]]
* The entirety of [[https://youtu.be/jlPzv-SKBv0?t=1130 the Tentacle song]].
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-->'''Slime:''' Absolutely should not have made bees a quarter.
-->'''Slime:''' Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's worse.
-->'''Slime:''' I'm just leaving a trail... of bees... [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm beelining it!]]
-->'''Slime:''' ''(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees)'' Stop... spawning... bees... please... ''anything but bees''... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... ''FUCKIN' PLEASE!''
-->'''Slime:''' I can't fucking see... I can't fucking see... but I can fucking BEE- ''(gets stung to death)''
-->'''Slime:''' Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's worse.
-->'''Slime:''' I'm just leaving a trail... of bees... [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm beelining it!]]
-->'''Slime:''' ''(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees)'' Stop... spawning... bees... please... ''anything but bees''... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... ''FUCKIN' PLEASE!''
-->'''Slime:''' I can't fucking see... I can't fucking see... but I can fucking BEE- ''(gets stung to death)''
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'''Slime:''' Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's
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'''Slime:''' I'm just leaving a trail... of bees...
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'''Slime:''' ''(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees)'' Stop... spawning... bees... please... ''anything but bees''... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... ''FUCKIN'
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'''Slime:''' I can't fucking see... I can't fucking see... but I can fucking BEE- ''(gets stung to death)''
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-->'''Slime:''' Bees are now two dollars. There's too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees - they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees - they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
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-->'''Slime:''' Bees are now two dollars. There's too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees.
-->'''Slime:'''bees.\\
'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees- -- they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
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'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees
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-->'''Narrator:''' The Loathsome [[UnfortunateName Dung Eater]]!
-->'''Slime:''' (''laughing hysterically'') THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?! (''as the narrator talks about Sir Gideon Ofnir'') Yeah, that's sick, but does the other guy ''just'' eat shit?! That's his ''whole thing''?!
-->'''Slime:''' (''laughing hysterically'') THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?! (''as the narrator talks about Sir Gideon Ofnir'') Yeah, that's sick, but does the other guy ''just'' eat shit?! That's his ''whole thing''?!
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-->'''Narrator:''' The Loathsome [[UnfortunateName [[UnfortunateNames Dung Eater]]!
-->'''Slime:''' (''laughing hysterically'')Eater]]! \\
'''Slime:''' ''(laughing hysterically)'' THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?!(''as ''(as the narrator talks about Sir Gideon Ofnir'') Ofnir)'' Yeah, that's sick, but does the other guy ''just'' eat shit?! That's his ''whole thing''?!
-->'''Slime:''' (''laughing hysterically'')
'''Slime:''' ''(laughing hysterically)'' THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?!
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* The intro goes over the FiveStagesOfGrief with different moments from the video in a dramatic tone, followed by...
-->'''Slime:''' Watch my funny Minecraft video as we- ({{Corpsing}}) as we go through the five stages of grief and invent completely new ones...
* Once Slime discovers that sea grass drops Creeper heads, he decides to build a house out of them and call it the [[LetsPlay/CaptainSparklez "Aw Man-sion"]].
* "Oh no, my brain is [[PerfectlyCromulentWord contopulating!]]"
* Slime decides to kill a Phantom to see what it drops and discovers that it's cacti.
-->"Well, [[IncrediblyLamePun they are pricks.]]"
* Failboat goes digging near the Aw Man-sion, and Slime begins to whisper a plot to Skip.
-->'''Slime:''' Since this is- since this is a randomizer, what do you say we do something ''random''? Hey, I have an idea! Let's drop sand on his head!\\
''(breaks sand, [[DidntThinkThisThrough only for it to drop a bone]])''\\
'''Slime:''' ...Fuck!
* Slime finds a valuable drop from redstone on a cave trip. [[HopeSpot Unfortunately...]]
-->'''Slime:''' Wait, what does redstone- (gets diamond ore) Redstone gives diamond ore! Redstone gives diamond- ''Wait a minute,'' '''it doesn't''' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''''' '''matter, Skip!''' (mines it to get a redstone block, [[RageQuit then leaves the game]])
** Except, as it turns out, Slime had just mined it with his Silk Touch pickaxe, and [[SubvertedTrope mining it normally actually does give diamonds.]]
* When the three make it to the Nether, Skip's curiosity almost gets the better of him.
-->'''Skip:''' Wait, what do the pigmen drop?\\
'''Slime:''' No!\\
'''Failboat:''' See, I was thinking that, but I don't wanna find out just yet.\\
'''Slime:''' Now hang on, now hang on... now hang on on that thought, hold onto that thought. Hold onto that thought, and just hold it in your hands, and just [[BrutalHonesty crush it, and just let it shrivel up, and let it disappear.]]
** Not even five seconds later...
--->'''Slime:''' (finds another gang of zombie pigmen) [[HypocriticalHumor Oh fuck, is that a pigman, what the hell do those things drop?]]
* Later, Slime celebrates a successful melon harvest, talking about how he'll finally be able to feed his family... only for the melon to drop light gray wool. Cue SmashCut to Slime [[DrivenToSuicide drowning himself in the river.]]
* As Slime, Skip, and Failboat descend into despair due to their inability to find blaze rods, Slime puts autotune over his wailing, causing the other two to crack up. The video then fades to Slime repeatedly muttering [[MadnessMantra "Why sticks, why sticks, why sticks, why sticks?"]]... followed by him autotuning that as well.
* The time that the video was recorded turns out to be a very unfortunate day for Slime to [[ThatCameOutWrong make a speech in his despair.]]
-->'''Slime:''' I pray for a day where I will be l- I will be able to look back, and I will be able to say "I don't remember what happened... [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror on September 11th]]."\\
'''Skip:''' Oh, god...\\
'''Failboat:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh, no!\\
'''Slime:''' Oh, ''[[OhCrap shi-!]]''\\
''(video cuts off, black screen with caption saying "yikes")''
* The intro goes over the FiveStagesOfGrief with different moments from the video in a dramatic tone, followed by...
-->'''Slime:''' Watch my funny Minecraft video as we- ({{Corpsing}}) as we go through the five stages of grief and invent completely new ones...
* Once Slime discovers that sea grass drops Creeper heads, he decides to build a house out of them and call it the [[LetsPlay/CaptainSparklez "Aw Man-sion"]].
* "Oh no, my brain is [[PerfectlyCromulentWord contopulating!]]"
* Slime decides to kill a Phantom to see what it drops and discovers that it's cacti.
-->"Well, [[IncrediblyLamePun they are pricks.]]"
* Failboat goes digging near the Aw Man-sion, and Slime begins to whisper a plot to Skip.
-->'''Slime:''' Since this is- since this is a randomizer, what do you say we do something ''random''? Hey, I have an idea! Let's drop sand on his head!\\
''(breaks sand, [[DidntThinkThisThrough only for it to drop a bone]])''\\
'''Slime:''' ...Fuck!
* Slime finds a valuable drop from redstone on a cave trip. [[HopeSpot Unfortunately...]]
-->'''Slime:''' Wait, what does redstone- (gets diamond ore) Redstone gives diamond ore! Redstone gives diamond- ''Wait a minute,'' '''it doesn't''' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''''' '''matter, Skip!''' (mines it to get a redstone block, [[RageQuit then leaves the game]])
** Except, as it turns out, Slime had just mined it with his Silk Touch pickaxe, and [[SubvertedTrope mining it normally actually does give diamonds.]]
* When the three make it to the Nether, Skip's curiosity almost gets the better of him.
-->'''Skip:''' Wait, what do the pigmen drop?\\
'''Slime:''' No!\\
'''Failboat:''' See, I was thinking that, but I don't wanna find out just yet.\\
'''Slime:''' Now hang on, now hang on... now hang on on that thought, hold onto that thought. Hold onto that thought, and just hold it in your hands, and just [[BrutalHonesty crush it, and just let it shrivel up, and let it disappear.]]
** Not even five seconds later...
--->'''Slime:''' (finds another gang of zombie pigmen) [[HypocriticalHumor Oh fuck, is that a pigman, what the hell do those things drop?]]
* Later, Slime celebrates a successful melon harvest, talking about how he'll finally be able to feed his family... only for the melon to drop light gray wool. Cue SmashCut to Slime [[DrivenToSuicide drowning himself in the river.]]
* As Slime, Skip, and Failboat descend into despair due to their inability to find blaze rods, Slime puts autotune over his wailing, causing the other two to crack up. The video then fades to Slime repeatedly muttering [[MadnessMantra "Why sticks, why sticks, why sticks, why sticks?"]]... followed by him autotuning that as well.
* The time that the video was recorded turns out to be a very unfortunate day for Slime to [[ThatCameOutWrong make a speech in his despair.]]
-->'''Slime:''' I pray for a day where I will be l- I will be able to look back, and I will be able to say "I don't remember what happened... [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror on September 11th]]."\\
'''Skip:''' Oh, god...\\
'''Failboat:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh, no!\\
'''Slime:''' Oh, ''[[OhCrap shi-!]]''\\
''(video cuts off, black screen with caption saying "yikes")''
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* During the opening narration, Slime is watching the list of Tarnished and clearly getting genuinely invested in the lore already... until a [[MemeticMutation now-infamous line]] from the narrator completely shocks him out of the experience:
-->'''Narrator:''' The Loathsome [[UnfortunateName Dung Eater]]!
-->'''Slime:''' (''laughing hysterically'') THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?! (''as the narrator talks about Sir Gideon Ofnir'') Yeah, that's sick, but does the other guy ''just'' eat shit?! That's his ''whole thing''?!
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'''Nerfs'''\\
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* After getting fed up with ''everything'' going on...
-->'''Slime:''' ''(exits game)'' We need to talk, chat. Let's identify the problems, one by one, and tackle them. The first problem... is ''you''.
** After this, he changes around some prices.
-->PATCH NOTES\\
Nerfs
-Ravager price increase to $15, up from $8\\
-Ender Dragon price increased from $60 to $100\\
-[[MythologyGag Herobrine now out of stock]][[note]][[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Removed Herobrine!]][[/note]]\\
Buffs\\
Heart prices decreased to combat bee meta\\
-Give 1 Heart price decreased to ¢25 from ¢50\\
-Full HP price decreased from $5 to $1\\
-Tropical Fish price decreased from ¢50 to ¢10 to stimulate fish demand
-->'''Slime:''' ''(exits game)'' We need to talk, chat. Let's identify the problems, one by one, and tackle them. The first problem... is ''you''.
** After this, he changes around some prices.
-->PATCH NOTES\\
Nerfs
-Ravager price increase to $15, up from $8\\
-Ender Dragon price increased from $60 to $100\\
-[[MythologyGag Herobrine now out of stock]][[note]][[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Removed Herobrine!]][[/note]]\\
Buffs\\
Heart prices decreased to combat bee meta\\
-Give 1 Heart price decreased to ¢25 from ¢50\\
-Full HP price decreased from $5 to $1\\
-Tropical Fish price decreased from ¢50 to ¢10 to stimulate fish demand
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-->'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later) later)'' It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees - they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
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'''Slime:''' Why are they mad?! [[Angrish TH-A-THE-]] ''CREEPER?!''\\
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'''Slime:''' Why are they mad?! [[Angrish [[{{Angrish}} TH-A-THE-]] ''CREEPER?!''\\
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-->'''Slime:''' I can't fucking see... I can't fucking see... but I can fucking BEE- ''(gets stung to death)''
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* Really everything he says while his mouse is inverted.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(after getting killed by a spawned Wither)'' I couldn't even comically look at him... 'cause you inverted my fucking controls!\\
''(respawns)''\\
''(gets attacked by bees)''\\
'''Slime:''' Why are they mad?! [[Angrish TH-A-THE-]] ''CREEPER?!''\\
''(dies again to a creeper explosion)''\\
'''Slime:''' THIS WAS A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA!
* After getting finally fed up with the bees...
-->'''Slime:''' Bees are now two dollars. There's too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later) It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees - they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(after getting killed by a spawned Wither)'' I couldn't even comically look at him... 'cause you inverted my fucking controls!\\
''(respawns)''\\
''(gets attacked by bees)''\\
'''Slime:''' Why are they mad?! [[Angrish TH-A-THE-]] ''CREEPER?!''\\
''(dies again to a creeper explosion)''\\
'''Slime:''' THIS WAS A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA!
* After getting finally fed up with the bees...
-->'''Slime:''' Bees are now two dollars. There's too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees.
-->'''Slime:''' ''(a few seconds later) It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees - they're just going to buy ''more bees''.
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* This is just an entire ''video'' of funny. Basically every line tops the last.
* As soon as the mod connects, people start spawning massive amounts of bees.
-->'''Slime:''' Absolutely should not have made bees a quarter.
-->'''Slime:''' Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's worse.
-->'''Slime:''' I'm just leaving a trail... of bees... [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm beelining it!]]
-->'''Slime:''' ''(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees)'' Stop... spawning... bees... please... ''anything but bees''... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... ''FUCKIN' PLEASE!''
* After getting killed by spawned ravagers and an Ender Dragon ("THAT'S NOT A BEE!"), he has this to say.
-->'''Slime:''' So like I was saying... the first step of Minecraft... is to ''get some wood.''
* This is just an entire ''video'' of funny. Basically every line tops the last.
* As soon as the mod connects, people start spawning massive amounts of bees.
-->'''Slime:''' Absolutely should not have made bees a quarter.
-->'''Slime:''' Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's worse.
-->'''Slime:''' I'm just leaving a trail... of bees... [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm beelining it!]]
-->'''Slime:''' ''(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees)'' Stop... spawning... bees... please... ''anything but bees''... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... ''FUCKIN' PLEASE!''
* After getting killed by spawned ravagers and an Ender Dragon ("THAT'S NOT A BEE!"), he has this to say.
-->'''Slime:''' So like I was saying... the first step of Minecraft... is to ''get some wood.''
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* Bizly coding it that so chickens become hostile mobs that can [[MesaCrowd multiply]], making them DemonicSpiders for the sake of a joke.
*Slimecicle goads Bizly into eating an apple, which causes the ground beneath him to cave in.
-->'''Slime:''' You should've watched the [[CallBack Slimecicle cinematic universe!]]
*Slimecicle goads Bizly into eating an apple, which causes the ground beneath him to cave in.
-->'''Slime:''' You should've watched the [[CallBack Slimecicle cinematic universe!]]
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* Slime's monologue near the start of the video, explaining what the challenge for this video was and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck how painful it's going to be for them]]:
-->'''Slime:''' My name is Charlie Slimecicle, and three months ago I had a terrible idea! What if my friends and I individually changed a bunch of things in ''Minecraft'' to make it more difficult, ''and then we tried to beat it '''without telling each other WHAT WE CHANGED?!'''''
* The RunningGag of Bizly constantly complaining about the fact that he's the only member of the group not to have a proper throne on Olympus (or rather, Mo'lympus).
* Slime's monologue near the start of the video, explaining what the challenge for this video was and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck how painful it's going to be for them]]:
-->'''Slime:''' My name is Charlie Slimecicle, and three months ago I had a terrible idea! What if my friends and I individually changed a bunch of things in ''Minecraft'' to make it more difficult, ''and then we tried to beat it '''without telling each other WHAT WE CHANGED?!'''''
* The RunningGag of Bizly constantly complaining about the fact that he's the only member of the group not to have a proper throne on Olympus (or rather, Mo'lympus).
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** All of the title cards:
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** Slime, upon seeing a hippogriff, asks it "What are you looking at, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Fuckbeak?]]" [[LaserGuidedKarma It attacks him immediately afterward.]]
--->''then it took my life''
** Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''auto-tunes'' his cries of despair.
** Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
** Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
--->'''Slime:''' I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!''
** Slime decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ground. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
** [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
** Really, the EverythingTryingToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
** This exchange:
--->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
--->''then it took my life''
** Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''auto-tunes'' his cries of despair.
** Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
** Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
--->'''Slime:''' I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!''
** Slime decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ground. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
** [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
** Really, the EverythingTryingToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
** This exchange:
--->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
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** Slime sees the name of one of the mobs (Defiled Slime) and declares that that's him right now. [[EpicFail Then he dies walking into a cactus trying to escape it.]]
** Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
** "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
** Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
** The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
** Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
--->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! And if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you fucking ''die! Instantly!"''
** The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
--->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
** Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
** "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
** Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
** The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
** Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
--->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! And if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you fucking ''die! Instantly!"''
** The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
--->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
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** Slime and Condi attempt to explore a dungeon. It...doesn't go well.
--->''and then we never did that again''
** "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
** Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
--->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
** "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
** The ending:
--->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
--->''and then we never did that again''
** "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
** Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
--->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
** "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
** The ending:
--->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
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* From the VideoGame/DeathStranding video, Die-Hardman gets Slime hyped up with a speech:
-->'''Die-Hardman:''' What matters is that we're going to finish your mother's work and rebuild America as she intended.\\
'''Slime:''' Yes!\\
'''Die-Hardman:''' That's the reason Bridges exists.\\
'''Slime:''' YES!\\
'''Die-Hardman:''' So take the first step, Sam...\\
'''Slime:''' I will!\\
'''Die-Hardman:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick ...and deliver the president's body to the incinerator.]]\\
'''Slime:''' Can you just say that one more time?
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** Really, the EverythingIsOutToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
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** The group immediately runs into a problem when Slime punches a tree for roughly a minute and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck does jack squat to it.]]
** All of the title cards:
-->ALL PAIN, NO GAIN\\
HELTER-SKELTER WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER\\
THE GORGOMITE WARGOFIGHT\\
AND NOW A SPOOKY DUNGEON ADVENTURE\\
SNOW ESCAPE
** Slime, upon seeing a hippogriff, asks it "What are you looking at, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Fuckbeak?]]" [[LaserGuidedKarma It attacks him immediately afterward.]]
-->''then it took my life''
** Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''auto-tunes'' his cries of despair.
** Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
** Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
-->"I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!"''
** Grizz decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ice. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
** [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
** Really, the EverythingIsOutToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
** This exchange:
-->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah?\\
'''Slime:''' Take this rock. ''(tosses a rock to him)''\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah, yeah...\\
'''Slime:''' 'Kay, I want you to take something else: [[DeathSeeker my life.]]
** Slime sees the name of one of the mobs (Defiled Slime) and declares that that's him right now. [[EpicFail Then he dies walking into a cactus trying to escape it.]]
** Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
** "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
** Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
** The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
** Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
-->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! And if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you fucking ''die! Instantly!"''
** The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
-->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
'''Slime:''' Yeah, we'll probably be [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hit by a fucking orbital laser]], Grizz, I'll be honest!
** Slime and Condi attempt to explore a dungeon. It...doesn't go well.
-->''and then we never did that again''
** "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
** Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
-->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
** "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
** The ending:
-->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
'''Slime:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fall.]] ''(jumps from the tower in slow-motion as "Fallen Kingdom" plays on kazoo in the background)''
----
** The group immediately runs into a problem when Slime punches a tree for roughly a minute and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck does jack squat to it.]]
** All of the title cards:
-->ALL PAIN, NO GAIN\\
HELTER-SKELTER WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER\\
THE GORGOMITE WARGOFIGHT\\
AND NOW A SPOOKY DUNGEON ADVENTURE\\
SNOW ESCAPE
** Slime, upon seeing a hippogriff, asks it "What are you looking at, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Fuckbeak?]]" [[LaserGuidedKarma It attacks him immediately afterward.]]
-->''then it took my life''
** Slime and Grizz get killed by a Stymphalian bird and immediately start screaming. Then Slime ''auto-tunes'' his cries of despair.
** Slime says that they have to be careful if they want to survive...[[TemptingFate and Grizz immediately dies of hunger.]]
** Slime goes to punch what he thinks is a rock in order to get some flint for an axe. It's not a rock.
-->"I am experiencing immediate regretti, ''that was actually a god-damn yeti!"''
** Grizz decides to taunt a wendigo stuck in the ice. [[TemptingFate It kills him.]]
** [[HopeSpot Slime manages to find a base complete with food and beds.]] Then he wonders why he can't use the beds, turns around, and finds a reaper right behind him.
** Really, the EverythingIsOutToKillYou nature of the mod makes for some good laughs. Slime, at one point, is attacked by a creature summoned when he ''collects wheat.''
** This exchange:
-->'''Slime:''' (to Condi) Look at me.\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah?\\
'''Slime:''' Take this rock. ''(tosses a rock to him)''\\
'''Condi:''' Yeah, yeah...\\
'''Slime:''' 'Kay, I want you to take something else: [[DeathSeeker my life.]]
** Slime sees the name of one of the mobs (Defiled Slime) and declares that that's him right now. [[EpicFail Then he dies walking into a cactus trying to escape it.]]
** Slime tries to attack a roc that's carrying him to parts unknown with a rock while [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] plays in the background. He finally manages to kill it...only to realize [[DidntThinkThisThrough he has nothing stopping him from falling to his death.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not at the correct level!"]]
** "This is so upsetting, I'm gonna curse. [[CurseCutShort FU]]-''(OminousLatinChanting)"''
** Trees in this modpack act more like real-life trees, with the whole thing falling after it's chopped down...and they insta-kill anyone unlucky enough to be under them when they fall.
** The group ''finally'' finds shelter, only for hundreds of Gorgomites to surround it overnight. HilarityEnsues.
** Slime halts the video to go on a rant about how OP the modpack makes skeletons.
-->"Oooooh, ''skeletons''...fuck you, skeletons! In this game, you have body part health now! So you can break your little frail gamer arms! And you can stub your little frail gamer toes! And if a skeleton shoots you, ''oooooh'' baby, that's always [[BoomHeadshot the head,]] and you fucking ''die! Instantly!"''
** The group eventually resorts to hiding in a small dirt mound until sunrise.
-->'''Grizz:''' This is ''not'' smart...\\
'''Slime:''' Yeah, we'll probably be [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hit by a fucking orbital laser]], Grizz, I'll be honest!
** Slime and Condi attempt to explore a dungeon. It...doesn't go well.
-->''and then we never did that again''
** "Did that cow just fall out of the sky? Was that motherfucking ''[[{{Pun}} bovine intervention??]]"''
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "so it turns out RLcraft has seasons"]]
** Slime's plan to escape death by hypothermia? Essentially, [[NoKillLikeOverkill go to hell.]] Which backfires ''horribly''.
-->''"WHY DID WE MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM?!"''
** "I refuse to die of hypothermia while our house burns down around me!"
** The ending:
-->'''Grizz:''' Hey, what season is it now?\\
'''Slime:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fall.]] ''(jumps from the tower in slow-motion as "Fallen Kingdom" plays on kazoo in the background)''
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