Failboat goes digging near the Aw Man-sion, and Slime begins to whisper a plot to Skip.
Slime: Since this is- since this is a randomizer, what do you say we do something random? Hey, I have an idea! Let's drop sand on his head! (breaks sand, only for it to drop a bone) Slime: ...Fuck!
Slime finds a valuable drop from redstone on a cave trip. Unfortunately...
Slime: Wait, what does redstone- (gets diamond ore) Redstone gives diamond ore! Redstone gives diamond- Wait a minute,it doesn'tFUCKINGmatter, Skip! (mines it to get a redstone block, then leaves the game)
When the three make it to the Nether, Skip's curiosity almost gets the better of him.
Skip: Wait, what do the pigmen drop? Slime: No! Failboat: See, I was thinking that, but I don't wanna find out just yet. Slime: Now hang on, now hang on... now hang on on that thought, hold onto that thought. Hold onto that thought, and just hold it in your hands, and just crush it, and just let it shrivel up, and let it disappear.
Later, Slime celebrates a successful melon harvest, talking about how he'll finally be able to feed his family... only for the melon to drop light gray wool. Cue Smash Cut to Slime drowning himself in the river.
As Slime, Skip, and Failboat descend into despair due to their inability to find blaze rods, Slime puts autotune over his wailing, causing the other two to crack up. The video then fades to Slime repeatedly muttering "Why sticks, why sticks, why sticks, why sticks?"... followed by him autotuning that as well.
As explained in Skip the Tutorial's video, the process for getting Blaze Rods would start by breaking a Melon stem, which then gives a Nether Brick Fence, followed by a Dead Brain Coral Block, a Blue Stained Glass Pane (only with Silk Touch!), Gray Concrete Powder, Light Gray Terracotta, and a Purple Stained Glass Pane (again requiring Silk Touch), which has a chance to give Blaze Rods. So basically, there was almost no chance they'd have been able to find it without digging through the code.
The time that the video was recorded turns out to be a very unfortunate day for Slime to make a speech in his despair.
Slime: I pray for a day where I will be l- I will be able to look back, and I will be able to say "I don't remember what happened... on September 11th." Skip: Oh, god... Failboat:(laughs) Oh, no! Slime: Oh, shi-! (video cuts off, black screen with caption saying "yikes")
This is just an entire video of funny. Basically every line tops the last.
Starting from the very beginning...
Slime: So I made Minecraft pay-to-win, and I'm not talking about Minecoins! (a picture of a Minecoin appears, which then flips over to show a W)WHY DO THEY EXIST-
As soon as the mod connects, people start spawning massive amounts of bees.
Slime: Absolutely should not have made bees a quarter. Slime: Sea World is a terrible place. But I'm in Bee World right now, and it's worse. Slime: I'm just leaving a trail... of bees... I'm beelining it! Slime:(trapped in a cave with a bunch of bees) Stop... spawning... bees... please... anything but bees... THIS IS NOT THE BEE'S KNEES... FUCKIN' PLEASE! Slime: I can't fucking see... I can't fucking see... but I can fucking BEE- (gets stung to death)
After getting killed by spawned ravagers and an Ender Dragon ("THAT'S NOT A BEE!"), he has this to say.
Slime: So like I was saying... the first step of Minecraft... is to get some wood.
Really everything he says while his mouse is inverted.
Slime:(after getting killed by a spawned Wither) I couldn't even comically look at him... 'cause you inverted my fucking controls! (respawns) (gets attacked by bees) Slime: Why are they mad?! TH-A-THE-CREEPER?! (dies again to a creeper explosion) Slime: THIS WAS A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA!
After getting finally fed up with the bees...
Slime: Bees are now two dollars. There's too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees. Slime:(a few seconds later, still swarmed by bees) It doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees — they're just going to buy more bees.
After getting fed up with everything going on...
Slime:(exits game) We need to talk, chat. Let's identify the problems, one by one, and tackle them. The first problem... is you.
After this, he changes around some prices.
PATCH NOTES Nerfs -Ravager price increase to $15, up from $8 -Ender Dragon price increased from $60 to $100 -Herobrine now out of stocknote Removed Herobrine! Buffs Heart prices decreased to combat bee meta -Give 1 Heart price decreased to ¢25 from ¢50 -Full HP price decreased from $5 to $1 -Tropical Fish price decreased from ¢50 to ¢10 to stimulate fish demand
As he's trying to go on a mining trip, chat keeps spawning horses that end up suffocating in the stone, causing them to repeat their damage sound effects constantly.
Slime: I literally can't even hear myself horse, I mean think.
At one point as he's confidently mowing down Vexes with his Diamond Sword, he eventually just explains to chat that he's trying to do a bit where someone pays to delete his sword and get him killed. Cue someone paying $100 to explode him instead.
When he gets surrounded underground by a Wither on one side and an Ender Dragon on the other, a member of chat sees it as an opportune time to buy a block of stone.
Once he's had enough of the chaos in the End, we get a chance to hear Slimecicle crying in autotune again.
Other Videos
"the ultimate delivery man experience..."
From the Death Stranding video, Die-Hardman gets Slime hyped up with a speech:
Die-Hardman: What matters is that we're going to finish your mother's work and rebuild America as she intended. Slime: Yes! Die-Hardman: That's the reason Bridges exists. Slime: YES! Die-Hardman: So take the first step, Sam... Slime: I will! Die-Hardman:...and deliver the president's body to the incinerator. Slime: Can you just say that one more time?
During the opening narration, Slime is watching the list of Tarnished and clearly getting genuinely invested in the lore already... until a now-infamous line from the narrator completely shocks him out of the experience:
Narrator: The Loathsome Dung Eater! Slime:(laughing hysterically) THE DUNG EATER?! WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?! (as the narrator talks about Sir Gideon Ofnir) Yeah, that's sick, but does the other guy just eat shit?! That's his whole thing?!
Pretty much any of the animated sections, either the 2D ones for the chapter title cards or the 3D ones to highlight certain gameplay moments.
Throughout the first half of the video, Slime responds to various shots of a Necromorph running in the background with "My cat at 3 AM", with the hour advancing by 1 each time.
During the tram repair mission, Slime accurately predicts that the game is going to jumpscare him by having a Necromorph burst out of the vents nearby. He promptly hits it with the stasis weapon and goes to town on him, leading to this spectacular moment of Tempting Fate:
Slime: I BEAT YOU! I BEAT YOUR STUPID JUMPSCARE! I WILL NOT CRUMBLE, I WILL NOT FALL!! (turns around to see a second Necromorph directly behind him) AAAAAAA-
At one point Charlie uses a save point terminal mid-combat... and immediately gets killed upon completing the save. To his absolute horror, this results in an endless loop of him spawning directly next to the monster that killed him, nearly softlocking the game until he manages to get away after several tries.
In general, the Running Gag of someone asking some variation of "Where are we?" After a while, you'll start to predict that someone is going to respond with "The Backrooms".
Server Rules:
Number 1: No Griefing or Teamkilling
Number 2: NO MEMES
Number 3: Some Words are BANNED
Number 4: Do you want to know what words are BANNED?
Ranboo: Wait. That's- that's a rule is a question?
Tommy and Charlie trying to gaslight Phil into thinking his wife and everyone that he loved clipped into the backrooms. He actually goes to check.
When this doesn't work, they go back to claiming that Phil was in the Backrooms by using his "Meet a Minecrafter" video as proof.
Charlie and Tommy asking Phil if he's met MatPat and is a Game Theorist, respectively.
Phil was supposed to start streaming on the same day this video took place. Ranboo then told Phil to go live in the middle of all this. When people tuned into Phil's stream, they would be very confused when this was all they could hear.
