History Funny / SarahZ

* In ''JK Rowling & Authorial Intent'', a discussion on Shakespeare has her randomly declaring that the ''Gnome'' films were the best adaptations of his work.

--->"There's a version of this show I'd like to imagine where after this number there both like standing nose to nose and there so mad at each other, but they know that the other person is the only individual who can ever truly understand them and so despite their mutual hatred they go in for this passionate kiss and then the stepmom like ferociously shoves all the makeup and hair products off of her counter so they have room to fu-[[CensoredForComedy (''a very long censored bleep'')]]."\\

---> "Guilty as charged, [[CanadaEh eh]]."

** In the same video, Sarah notes how many fan communities have nicknames, stating that "''Franchise/DoctorWho'' fans are called 'Whovians', ''Series/{{Glee}}'' fans were called Gleeks, ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fans are called Trekkies and [[KoreanPopMusic K-Pop]] fans are called [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers terrifying]].

--->'''Sarah:''' (''about Karkat'') This one is angry, (''about Sollux'') this one is shy, (''about Vriska'') [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers this one never did anything wrong...]]

* "Everyone is Into ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' Again"

--> "All while I'm sitting there going 'sir, what do you expect me to ''do'' with this information?' Obviously, I'm not going to un-cut my hair!"

-->'''Sarah:''' We cannot take sickly Benjamin's traveling stage show from the township! Not when he is consumptive!

-->'''Sarah:''' I don't ''really'' agree with this point about "punishment" -- mostly just because it doesn't have to be morality play where ye all must come see evildoers punished for their wickedness, and also just like... what do you ''want?'' The guy loses his girlfriend and no longer gets to reap the benefits of being part of that family anymore. Do you want him to go to ''child jail'' too, like... [[FlatWhat What?]]

-->'''Sarah:''' Keep bringin' the kid on stage. Even if he's dead. I mean, to be fair they did this in ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}'' too -- she fuckin' dies in [[Film/{{Heathers}} the movie]] because it's film, you can just tell your actor to go home, but in the musical she pops up as a ghost... she's Veronica's conscience... you do that, you do that on stage... classic difference of mediums- I hit my mic. ''(laughs)''

--> "It's 2021! I won't stand for Goth erasure!"

--->'''Sarah:''' And what's interesting enough, is that sometimes these decentralized works and parts of fandom can escalate to the point of just being wild misinformation on the Internet. And for this, we have to look at the Dragon Ball fandom. And...hold on, sorry, what does this say? ''(inhales)'' Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, I get to write about [=DBZ=] on this channel, and now Sarah has to read it aloud, and pretend that they know what they're talking about, ha ha ha ha ha ha, this is great. I can't believe Sarah is paying me to force her to say Dragon Ball shit, ha ha ha ha ha ha, cool. Thanks, Emily.

--> "Which are both t-shirts that my co-writer Emily had in high school. Yes she has been executed for her crimes. May she rest in peace on her own channel."

--> "...remember what I said earlier about Cinderella vandalizing the Prince Charming statue by putting it in flamboyant colors and putting a bra and a penis on it? Before, that was just tasteless, but with the reveal that Charming is actually gay, that now classifies as a hate crime. Bad Cinderella isn't bad because she's a goth, [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Bad Cinderella is bad because she's homophobic]]."

--> "...[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Pride Rock is safe because Simba chooses to come back and fight Scar and trigger the events leading to the weirdly hot lion boy]] being in [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride the second movie]], [[BestialityIsDepraved please tell me it's not just me, he's hot, right.]]
-->(On screen: "Editor's Note: Sarah, I grew up on Website/DeviantArt. I can assure you that it's not just you")

--> "There's a version of this show I'd like to imagine where after this number there both like standing nose to nose and there so mad at each other, but they know that the other person is the only individual who can ever truly understand them and so despite their mutual hatred they go in for this passionate kiss and then the stepmom like ferociously shoves all the makeup and hair products off of her counter so they have room to fu-[[CensoredForComedy (''a very long censored bleep'')]]."
-->(''This video has been removed for violating [=YouTube=]’s policy on violent or graphic content.'' appears.)

--> "I made self-insert fanfiction where me and an insert of my best friend got isekai'ed to Oz. I wrote one about Elphaba learning about a plot to assassinate Glinda and a Dorothy redemption arc, and the villain was like a working class person who thought Glinda was hoarding his wealth, and you know what, actually, in retrospect, that guy was right. I support the assassination plot, actually."
-->(On screen: "I support the assassination plot, actually." - Sarah Z)

-->"The show keeps tryna be like, 'look at this fucking uggo who isn't as buff as the other buff guys' and it's like, 'Ah yes, how brave. Finally we have media that stands up and says you don't have to be a 10 to be deserving of respect, you can also be a 9!'"

-->"Like, if you're going to have a campy, over-the-top, plastic surgery fairy in your show, make her a bit fucked up, you know? Like, unironically WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}, which came out 33 years ago articulated this better by having Ursula take Ariel's entire fucking voice. Have the plastic surgery fairy take more from her than just the necklace. Or have it be kind of visceral even if you're still being over the top. Give me blood leaking out of her heels, some fucked up scars, a latex mask that's so stiff she can't move her face, body parts strewn about, I don't know man, give me anything! Make her bleed. We demand blood!"

-->"I'm not going to sit here and pan this musical for the fact that it doesn't depict a hammer-and-sickle wielding Cinderella decapitating the Queen live on stage just because I think monarchy is bad, I mean that would rule…but like, (laughs) I do get that this isn't what the show is about."

--->'''Tiktoker:''' It's the queerbaiting for me.\\

--> "...[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Pride Rock is safe because Simba chooses to come back and fight Scar and trigger the events leading to the weirdly hot lion boy]] being in [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2 the second movie]], [[BestialityIsDepraved please tell me it's not just me, he's hot, right.]]

--->'''Sarah:''' (''about Karkat'') This one is angry, (''about Sollux'') this one is shy, (''about Vriska'') [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers This one never did anything wrong...]]

** "Like, don't get me wrong. A lot of musicals are just liked because they are catchy and they have a lot of soundbites you can clip into an out of context [=TikTok=] and lip-sync to while dressed like [[VisualNovel/Danganronpa2 Komaeda]]..."

-->"I'm not going to sit here and pan this musical for the fact that it doesn't depict a hammer-and-sickle wielding Cinderella decapitating the Queen live on stage just because I think monarchy is bad, I mean that would rule…but like, (laughs) I do get that this isn't what the show is about."

-->"Like, if you're going to have a campy, over-the-top, plastic surgery fairy in your show, make her a bit fucked up, you know? Like, unironically WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid, which came out 33 years ago articulated this better by having Ursula take Ariel's entire fucking voice. Have the plastic surgery fairy take more from her than just the necklace. Or have it be kind of visceral even if you're still being over the top. Give me blood leaking out of her heels, some fucked up scars, a latex mask that's so stiff she can't move her face, body parts strewn about, I don't know man, give me anything! Make her bleed. We demand blood!"

--> "I made self-insert fanfiction where me and an insert of my best friend got isekai'ed to Oz. I wrote one about Elfaba learning about a plot to assassinate Glinda and a Dorothy redemption arc, and the villain was like a working class persian who thought Glinda was hoarding his wealth, and you know what, actually, in retrospect, that guy was right. I support the assassination plot, actually."

* In her "[[https://youtu.be/DUziUNg8LTw Sacrificial Trash]]" video, she [[https://youtu.be/DUziUNg8LTw?t=846 parodies the content warnings]] made about ''WesternAnimation/HighGuardianSpice'' having "mature content" when the actual show was mostly light-hearted. By the end, she's almost breaking into laughter:

** Sarah criticizes the show for not having very passive characters. While giving examples of active characters, she gives one for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1''.

-->(''This video has been removed for violating YouTube’s policy on violent or graphic content.'' appears.)

** "Like, don't get me wrong. A lot of musicals are just liked because they are catchy and they have a lot of soundbites you can clip into an out of context [=TikTok=] and lip-sync to while dressed liked [[VisualNovel/Danganronpa2 Komaeda]]..."

** Sarah compares ''Bad Cinderella'' to Theatre/Wicked, a show that is a DarkerAndEdgier stage adaption of a piece of media aimed and children, and wonders if she would be as obsessed with ''Bad Cinderella'' as she was with Wicked if she was a teenager again. She thinks back to a time she made SelfInsert fanfiction of the show.

** After finding Carrie Hope Fletcher in Theatre/Heathers, Sarah calls her "the Film/ForrestGump of musicals."
** Sarah calls Theatre/RideTheCyclone "kind of a reverse Theatre/Cats."

** "Like, don't get me wrong. A lot of musicals are just liked because they are catchy and they have a lot of soundbites you can clip into an out of context [=TikTok=] and lip-sync to while dressed liked [[VisualNovel/Danganronpa2 Komaeda]]..."

** After finding Carrie Hope Fletcher in Theatre/Heathers, Sarah calls her "the Film/ForestGump of musicals."

* ''Bad Cinderella: An Edgy Autopsy''

(On screen: "Editor's Note: Sarah, I grew up on Website/DeviantArt. I can assure you that it's not just you")

(''This video has been removed for violating YouTube’s policy on violent or graphic content.'' appears.)

(On screen: "I support the assassination plot, actually." - Sarah Z)