Hey, how's it goin'? How the hell did you ended up here? Anyway, uh, welcome. ^^
My real name is Martina, pleasure to meet you!
Tropes that apply to me ( NOTE: I am NOT a hero, obviously, I just happen to use tropes that have word "hero" in them ):
- Adorkable: YMMV on the "adorable" part, but the "dork" part is true.
- All-Loving Hero: Not really, but I try my best to be one. Even without actually being one, I sometimes get very close...
- Animal Motifs: My favorite animals are dogs, but most people associate me with penguins.
- Anti-Hero: Mixture of Types I and II
- Asperger Syndrome: I do have Asperger Syndrome.
- Bad Liar: A strange inversion. I am actually better at lying than TELLING THE TRUTH.
- Berserk Button: Don't you dare hurt my mom. Why I don't go berserk, I do not take it lightly.
- Discrimination of any kind ( racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism, etc. ) really grinds my gears and makes me rant to an extent I usually don't reach. Don't even use "faggot", "autism" or "retard" in front of me. Even better - never, ever, call homosexuals, trans/non binary people or people with in-born disorders/disabillities ( such as autism, Down syndrome or intellectual disabillity ) mentally ill. Also, because I am an Aspie, I can't actually identify what's meant to be a joke and what's meant to be taken seriously ( yes, you can be both, but focus on the "joke" part before you focus on the "offensive" part ), so even the stupidest things can offend me - no, I am not proud of that - but that's mostly because I am tired of people being so ignorant.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I try to be nice to others, but I can be scary when I am angry.
- Beware the Silly Ones: On the outside, I am a geeky, jokey kind of person who loves cartoons and the way I express myself on this page proves that. That said, sometimes I can understand the world better than other people and touching my Berserk Button can open up my insightful yet angry side.
- Big Eater: Combined with Picky Eater.
- Brainy Brunette: Well, Brilliant, but Lazy, anyway.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: My IQ is "slightly above average" and I am a pretty fast learner, but I hate learning and I'd rather be on my computer.
- Character Tics: Fiddling with my hair.
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Cool Big Sis: Sometimes I am this to some younger kids.
- Deadpan Snarker: Especially in real life.
- Everyone Has Standards: As accepting as I try to be, there are some things I can't accept.
- I love cartoons for kids and I like toys, but if it's for pre-school children, then I'll draw the line.
- Everything Is Better With Penguins: I believe that, for whatever reason...
- Extreme Doormat: I was one when I still went to Elementary School.
- Fangirl: Of SO MANY THINGS.
- Fat Girl: And DEFINETLY not of the Big Beautiful Woman variety. I am technically obese, but I do not feel unhealthy.
- Formerly Fit: I was much more slender as a child.
- Gamer Chick: I play video games and I am a girl. My favorites are Undertale and Crash Bandicoot.
- Gasshole: I have trouble "holding it in"...
- Geek Physiques: Of fat variety.
- Gentle Giant: One of tallest girls in class ( 5'7 ft ), DEFINETELY one of heaviest ( 90 kg ) and most likely one of nicest.
- Good Cannot Comprehend Evil: Downplayed, since I am no saint myself, but I just cannot understand why someone would be mean to others For the Evulz.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: On my worse days, I am rude, snarky, mean and easily irritable. But make no mistake, I care about others and I never have bad intentions.
- Kiddie Kid: I still watch cartoons at the age of 17.
- "L" Is for "Dyslexia": I do have dyslexia.
- Literal-Minded: From time to time. Probably the best example comes from few days ago, when my mom told me she wanted to "look" at what's at amusement park, which I didn't find interesting. Then I found out that she actually wanted me to actually take me to the rollercoaster and "looking at what's at amusement park" was just a figure of speech. Oops...
- Meganekko: Downplayed. Yes, I wear glasses and I don't think I am ugly, but I am not exactly attractive neither.
- Nerd Glasses: I am geeky and I wear rectangular glasses.
- Nice Girl: On my good days. Most people who know me say I am a kind-hearted soul. I try to live up to that reputation. Really, I am mostly polite unless you piss me off.
- Not Good With People
- Phoneaholic Teenager: I am one, admittedly.
- Picky Eater: Combined with Big Eater.
- The Pig-Pen: Cleanliness is pretty low on my priorities list. I can go over a week without showering.
- Pungeon Master: My favorite type of humor are puns, even the really bad ones.
- Shrinking Violet
- Socially Awkward Hero: Shy, socially awkward and plain weird.
- Speech Impediment: I have a mild rhotarism.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza with cheese, ham, corn and ketchup.
- Tomboy with a Girly Streak: I like video games, most of my favorite things are directed at boys ( or are gender neutral ), I don't care about fashion at all and I like science to an extent, but my favorite show is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ( not that that's saying much... )
- Tsundere: Type B
- Valley Girl: To an extent. I don't fit the stereotype, but I do have the accent, I tend to use "like" a lot and I tend to use slang.
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