History Funny / SaintsRow2

* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss pyschos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiney]] [[{{Bishonen}} Shogo Akuji]], who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.

-->'''Aisha:''' "And where were you thinking of having this little meeting?" ''(Boss and Gat look at each other, thinking for a moment, then start looking around her house''. "No."\\

*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by Jason Zumwalt, who pretty much has the same accent as [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Roman Bellic]].

** Which culminates in the Final Mission.

* Shaundi's ex-boyfriend intelligence network finally fails when it comes up against [[spoiler:the Pyramid]]. Then she somehow manages to get the information anyway by the very next cutscene.

* It can be difficult to do, but if you try to get into the passenger's side of a car at the exact moment an NPC is getting into the driver's seat, instead of stealing the car from them you'll just ride along as a passenger. For extra hilarity, you can pull your gun and start randomly firing it, causing the driver to panic and begin driving erratically in an attempt to escape from you.

* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the intro cutscene of "Appointed Defender": After the Boss smashes a bottle in a regular's face, the text crawl on the TV news reports on it just seconds later.

"Oh god, please don't be a fucking [[FurryFandom furry]]..."

--> Pierce: (as the helicopter comes into view) ...I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!
--> Boss: '''PIERCE, THE HELICOPTERS ARE HERE!!'''
--> Pierce: ...'''''[[OhCrap SSHHIIIIIIIIITT!!!]]''''' <slams foot on gas pedal to start the car>

* Call up a homie and then immediately dismiss them. If you're quick you can jump in the passenger seat as they drive off and they'll drive you around Stillwater. That's not the funny bit though, the funny bit is using guns and grenades to freak out the drivers (except for [[TheStoner Shaundi]]) and cause crashes, so Boss can go off at their driving for a change.

--> '''Ronin:''' (''spits in Johhny's face'')

--> '''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!

'''Johnny:''' That wasn't very nice. (''He smashes the Ronin through a glass table'')\\
'''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!

* Another Ronin mission has Gat dragging a Ronin to Aisha's house after finding him parading around in Saints turf. One failed attempt at interrogation later, the end results go something like this:
--> '''Ronin:''' I'm not telling you anything.\\
'''Johnny:''' Like fuck you won't. (''He smashes the Ronin through a glass table'')\\
'''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!
** Johnny being [[AxCrazy Johnny]], he doesn't put up with the Ronin's sass for long and...
--> '''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you anything.\\
'''Johnny:''' Yep. (''He shoots the Ronin in the back of the head.'')\\
'''Aisha:''' ''Johnny!''\\
'''Johnny:''' It'll wash out!\\
'''Aisha:''' It better.
** Finally, after Johnny talks to the Boss about messing up a Ronin nightclub, Aisha returns scowling at Johnny and holding a mop.
--> '''Johnny:''' Uh... can you go on ahead? I... gotta clean up. (''He is seen in a later cutscene trying to dispose of a bagged body in a trash can with a disapproving Aisha watching on.'')
* For that matter, when first meeting Aisha and discussing setting up a new hideout.
-->'''Aisha:''' "And where were you thinking of having this little meeting?" ''(Boss and Gat look at each other, thinking for a moment, then start looking around her house''. "No."\\
'''Gat:''' "Well this place is pretty spacious."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No."\\
'''Boss:''' "The colors are very soothing."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No!"\\
'''Gat:''' "Come on, Eesh."\\
'''Aisha:''' "This ain't no fuckin' gang clubhouse!"\\
''She turns and puts her foot down. She had spoken. Gat, badass extraordinaire, turns to the Boss with a pussy whipped expression and concedes they have to find somewhere else''.
** The Boss is also scared of her too.

* One of the voices passes comment on breaking Laura out of jail by bombing Stilwater Penitentiary's main generator: "I hope Shaundi wasn't high when she came up with this plan."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvqFOOToek The opening of the mission "Saint's Seven"]]. Pierce goes over his intricately-planned heist for a Ronin casino. He talks about how they'll distract a security guard, sneak in through the security door, cut the power... and then Gat cuts him off, and suggest that they walk into the casino and just shoot all the motherfuckers that are between them and the money. The Boss agrees with Gat's idea, and the two walk away to do the job, leaving behind a very annoyed Pierce.

* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the intro cutscene of "Appointed Defender" has the Boss smashing a bottle in a regular's face and the text crawl on the TV news reporting on it just seconds later.

** [[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus]] did in fact drop the F bomb.

** The best part is that Tobias is voiced by ''[[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus fucking Vakarian]]'' of all people

* Call up a homie and then immediately dismiss them. If you're quick you can jump in the passenger seat as they drive off and they'll drive you around Stillwater. That's not the funny bit though, the funny bit is using guns and grenades to freak out the drivers (except for [[TheStoner Shaundi]] and cause crashes, so Boss can go off at their driving for a change.

* For some lulz, get your character drunk, they'll toss out some funny shit.

* The Boss, in the intro of "The Enemy of My Enemy" (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves him/herself to be the worst ski-ball player ever.
** As in he/she basically starts '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball, and s/he's ''still'' missing.
* Play the Escort or Hoeing activity. You're guarantied at least one funny line per level. Some of the funniest include:

** One escort had the Asian girl (the one that talks about Japan and other shit) and the mistress (talks about the client licking her feet). It was funny.

'''Gat:''' "Come on, Aish."\\
'''Aisha:''' "This ain't no fucking gang clubhouse!"\\

-->'''Boss:''' Jesus Christ Pierce.
* While exploring the mall I came across an area I had never been to that looked like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when I walked inside a toy doll house I found a [[spoiler:sex doll]] on the inside! I wasn't sure wether this was [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious]] or [[DudeNotFunny disturbing,]] but it sure leaves a lot of interesting questions...

** And Tobias being HeyItsThatVoice makes it better: [[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus]] did in fact drop the F bomb.

*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by Jason Zumwalt, [[HeyItsThatVoice who pretty much has the same accent as]] [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Roman Bellic]].

* Drug Trafficking on LV 6 is so much chaos it's stupidly funny. Want to make it better? Listen to [[SoundtrackDissonance classic music while it happens.]]

"Oh god, please don't be a fucking furry..."

* [[FrenchJerk Sophie's]] dialogue during a Septic Avenger activity, especially how she gloriously declares a revolution on Ultor, men, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking taxes]].

*** One of the funniest ones is Male Voice 1 singing along to ''The Final Countdown.'' Funny enough already but made absolutely hilarious [[SoBadItsGood because of how terrible he is at it.]]

--> '''Boss:''' ''(after Pierce switches to the classical station)'' Pierce, when did you get a vagina?

'''Male Voice 3''': ''(placidly)'' Si. Si, yo soy. [[labelnote:translation]]Yes. Yes I am.[[/labelnote]]

'''Male Voice 3''': ''(placidly)'' Si, yo soy.

*** Same with Female Voice 1, she doesn't know the first few parts of it, just mumbles something, hell, maybe all of the voices don't know how to sing.