History Funny / ProAndNoob

** At one point, Josh hatches a baby Nargacuga, and their reactions are [[Squee! what you would expect]]. When they go to name it, Cotton suggests naming it “[[Franchise/YuGiOh Red Eyes Black Dragon]], and Josh agrees. After they put in the name, however, it comes out as “[[CharacterNameLimits Red Eyes Bla]]”. HilarityEnsues.

** At one point, Josh hatches a baby Nargacuga, and their reactions are what you would expect. When they go to name it, Cotton suggests naming it “[[Franchise/YuGiOh Red Eyes Black Dragon]], and Josh agrees. After they put in the name, however, it comes out as “[[CharacterNameLimits Red Eyes Bla]]”. HilarityEnsues.

** In the intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly stereotypes Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.

** Eventually after multiple failures they decide the best way to deliver parcels is to [[CrazyAwesome leap off a helicopter and slam dunk them into the catchment area. amazingly they get their only gold trophy this way.

* Cotton's summary of Totally Reliable Delivery Service

--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq. I removed the Sharq, so obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.

--> '''Josh''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl DAAAAAAAAAH]][[CasualDangerDialogue as opposed to the Mildly Ticked-Off Rajang of normal!]]

* During the [[https://youtu.be/kZMkKxmv8Og double Odogaron arena quest]], Cotton... inexplicably just stands still while Ebony Odogaron completely ignores him in favor of mauling Josh. While waiting for Ebony to notice him, he stands in place, for minutes on end, describing the boulder-drop lever in excruciating detail. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

* During the [[https://youtu.be/kZMkKxmv8Og double Odogaron arena quest]], Cotton... [
inexplicably just stands still while Ebony Odogaron completely ignores him in favor of mauling Josh. While waiting for Ebony to notice him, he stands in place, for minutes on end, describing the boulder-drop lever in excruciating detail. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

--> '''Josh''': I can't...I...I can't...I...I can't tell what you're...what you're saying

!! ''[[VideoGame/{{Dauntless}}''

---> '''Josh''': THIS IS A CHUNKY BABY! WHY IS [[ActionBomb THIS BABY]] A BALL!?

--> '''Josh''': OH MY GOD! [[EveryoneHasStandards THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?]]

--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.

--> ''(Cotton shows him a Tigrex-themed [[TankGoodness miniature tank]], which causes him to [[HeroicBSOD drop his controller]] and [[BigNO flip out in pure disbelief]])''

--> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?

--> '''Josh''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap I DON'T KNOW!]] Some [[TrollingCreator cruel bastard]] decided that this was okay!

* While fighting Alatreon, Josh explains that the stock of the situation is that they're out of healing and carts, and that the plan is as follows: Step one, avoid the black dragon. Step two, attack the black dragon. Step three, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment keep hitting the black dragon]]. Step four, avoid getting hit, thus reinforcing step one. Step five, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the black dragon]]. Step six, head back to the Pub and wait for all this to blow over. While that summary alone is funny enough, Cotton reminds him that they do need to ''carve'' the black dragon, which Josh hastily makes step six... via going through the ''entire'' plan again, including the new step. [[TheGadfly Cotton does it two more times,]] with steps [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext completely unrelated]] to the fight with Alatreon.

!! ''Dauntless''

--> '''Cotton''': Well, they're wrong!

* A particular gem during their battle against Deadeye Yian Gaurga, in a conversation that makes [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext zero sense even in context.]]

** During their first victory against Lao-Shan Lung, Cotton completely ruins whatever buildup Josh was setting up for [[spoiler:[[EldritchAbomination Fatalis]]]].

* When Cotton shows off the Kut-Ku Cutters in the [[ShockAndAwe Lagia]][[NeverSmileAtACrocodile crus]] episode, it very quickly descends into DeadBabyComedy.

* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode, where Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit, almost choking from laughter. Made better by the fact that Josh DidntSeeThatComing.

* This gem at the beginning of the Raging Brachydios episode:

--> '''Josh''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap I DON'T KNOW!]] Some cruel bastard decided that this was okay!

--> '''Josh''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap I DON'T KNOW!]]

* [[https://youtu.be/0NplGciU8Sg?t=286 "HELLBLADE IS NOT OKAY"]]: When Josh first describes [[StuffBlowingUp Hellblade]] [[IncendiaryExponent Glavenus]] (while they're in the middle of fighting it, mind), we get a CutawayGag showing the first few seconds of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o "This is Fine"]] animated AdultSwim ID (based on the famously memetic comic from Webcomic/{{Gunshow}}) with the Glavenus' [[BewareMyStingerTail tail blade]] spliced in.
--> '''Cotton''': (after getting hit by Hellblade's explosion) [[NoJustNoReaction WHAT THE]] [[PrecisionFStrikeFUCK]]?!

* [[NightmareFetishist Josh's crush towards the Brachydios]] [[note]][[UpToEleven As well as a few more monsters further into the series]][[/note]], which would make Sophia the Guildmarm from ''4 Ultimate'' proud.

* [[NightmareFetishist Josh's crush towards the Brachydios]] ([[UpToEleven As well as a few more monsters further into the series]]), which would make Sophia the Guildmarm from ''4 Ultimate'' proud.