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* "[[ToKillAMockingbird We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fish pool!]]"
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* "[[ToKillAMockingbird "[[Literature/ToKillAMockingbird We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fish pool!]]"
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* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is then followed by "[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!" being played in rapid-fire speed.
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* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is then followed by "[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!" being played in its entirety in rapid-fire speed.
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* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the overusage of TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.
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* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the overusage over-usage of TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.
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-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''([[TakeThatScrappy explosion]])''
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-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''([[TakeThatScrappy ''(cue a [[SensoryAbuse really loud]] [[TakeThatScrappy explosion]])''
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* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Paramount, have to chop garlic. Stinky, nasty garlic. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. Did that keep her from chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said dried apples, and he had butt sex with your ASS!"
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* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Paramount, [[Creator/ParamountPictures Paramount]], have to chop garlic. [[Advertising/MagicBullet Stinky, nasty garlic.garlic]]. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. [[WesternAnimation/SuperWhy Did that keep her from from]] chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said dried apples, 'dried apples', and he had butt sex with your ASS!"
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* "Gordon laughed." ''(he laughs ala Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')''
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* "Gordon laughed." ''(he laughs ala ''(laughs a la Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')''
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* Matt splicing in NostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from a Christian kids' show, involving a mouse who questions how things began.
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* Matt splicing in NostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from a Christian kids' show, ''Joy Junction'', involving a mouse who questions how things began.
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* "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A PIMPLE?!"
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* "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A PIMPLE?!""Oh my God, is that a ''pimple''?!"
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* The ending, where [[AllJustADream the entire poop is revealed to be the wet dream of a cartoon pig]].
-->'''Pig''': [[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....nevermind.
-->'''Pig''': [[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....nevermind.
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* The ending, where [[AllJustADream the entire poop is revealed to be the a wet dream of a cartoon pig]].
-->'''Pig''':Napoleon from]] ''AnimalFarm'':
-->'''Napoleon''': [[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....nevermind.never mind.
-->'''Pig''':
-->'''Napoleon''': [[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....
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* "[[WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler One EYE?!?!]]"
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* The video closing out with several scenes set to the ''[=WeeSing=] in Sillyville'' song "Let Us Sing Together".
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* [[Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie Sera hitting Eggman]].
* The entire subplot of Tails groping Sera. It just [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line many times]].
* The entire subplot of Tails groping Sera. It just [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line many times]].
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* The entire subplot of Tails groping Sera. It just [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line many times]].
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* "Let's replay that entire challenge." ''(cue the women speed-cleaning their clothes as the'' MacGyver ''theme song plays)''
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* "Let's replay that entire challenge." ''(cue the women speed-cleaning their clothes as the'' MacGyver ''theme song plays)''
''Series/MacGyver'': Fast Ironing Edition.
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* "Let's replay that entire challenge." ''(cue the women speed-cleaning their clothes as the'' MacGyver ''theme song plays)''
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* "I can't!"
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* "I can't!"
I can't. I can't. I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--
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* "She met this guy named SLEEPY!" ''([[SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sleepy]] appears on Maury's screen)''
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* "She met this guy named SLEEPY!" ''([[SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs ''([[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sleepy]] appears on Maury's screen)''
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* TheLorax telling the Once-ler he will expend to several pounds, before the Once-ler yells at him "[[FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".
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* TheLorax telling the Once-ler he will expend to several pounds, reciting part of ''DavidCopperfield'', before the Once-ler yells at him "[[FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".
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* Three words: '''''[[Series/{{Reba}} I.....NEED.......DRUUUUUGS!!!!!!!!]]'''''
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* "[[ToKillAMockingbird We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fish pool!]]"
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[[AC:This Video is Better Than Spider-Man 3]]
* The description. "And I haven't even seen it."
* "It's so easy to use geico.com, a caveman could disappear in the Bermuda Triangle!"
* TheStinger is composed of a loud JumpScare......and then Robotnik appears yelling "STOP IT!!!!!".
[[AC:Disposable Hygenic Experimental Volcanoes]]
* The entire video is a hilariously epic experiment in multicolors, chroma keying, effects and other random stuff.
[[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S S.T.E.V.E.]]
* [=LOL=] BUCKTOOTH
[[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S A SLAPFEST]]
[[AC:Hail to the Poop, Mr. President]]
* This:
-->'''Link''': I won!
-->'''Zelda''': You DID not!
[[AC:ANGUS MISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME]]
* TheStinger.
-->'''Chris Crocker''': LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!!!!
-->'''Mayor Ned [=McNodd=]''': NO!
-->'''The Nostalgia Critic''': Okay, seriously, you done?!
[[AC:MORSHU GETS HIS [=MMH=]'S WORTH]]
[[AC:[=NextG=]'s Morning Surprise...?]]
[[AC:A Message to the Square Pegs in the Round Holes]]
[[AC:I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD TITLE]]
[[AC:BRILLE'S GRILLES]]
[[AC:PURE INNOCENT MADNESS]]
[[AC:YET WHOSE KIDNEY IS IT ANYWAY]]
* "Van! VAN! UGH! UGH!"
[[AC:MARC SUMMERS COOKS RAW CHICKEN WITH KINKAJOU]]
* [[SchmuckBait We dare you to read the title]] [[SpitTake while you are drinking]].
* "[[TheStinger RAW!]]"
[[AC:DICK TURBOT]]
* The description. "And I haven't even seen it."
* "It's so easy to use geico.com, a caveman could disappear in the Bermuda Triangle!"
* TheStinger is composed of a loud JumpScare......and then Robotnik appears yelling "STOP IT!!!!!".
[[AC:Disposable Hygenic Experimental Volcanoes]]
* The entire video is a hilariously epic experiment in multicolors, chroma keying, effects and other random stuff.
[[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S S.T.E.V.E.]]
* [=LOL=] BUCKTOOTH
[[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S A SLAPFEST]]
[[AC:Hail to the Poop, Mr. President]]
* This:
-->'''Link''': I won!
-->'''Zelda''': You DID not!
[[AC:ANGUS MISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME]]
* TheStinger.
-->'''Chris Crocker''': LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!!!!
-->'''Mayor Ned [=McNodd=]''': NO!
-->'''The Nostalgia Critic''': Okay, seriously, you done?!
[[AC:MORSHU GETS HIS [=MMH=]'S WORTH]]
[[AC:[=NextG=]'s Morning Surprise...?]]
[[AC:A Message to the Square Pegs in the Round Holes]]
[[AC:I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD TITLE]]
[[AC:BRILLE'S GRILLES]]
[[AC:PURE INNOCENT MADNESS]]
[[AC:YET WHOSE KIDNEY IS IT ANYWAY]]
* "Van! VAN! UGH! UGH!"
[[AC:MARC SUMMERS COOKS RAW CHICKEN WITH KINKAJOU]]
* [[SchmuckBait We dare you to read the title]] [[SpitTake while you are drinking]].
* "[[TheStinger RAW!]]"
[[AC:DICK TURBOT]]
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* "[[HaveAGayOldTime GAY?!]]"
* "Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power."
** "You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk!"
*** "That's what YOU think!"
**** "[[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]"
* "Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power."
** "You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk!"
*** "That's what YOU think!"
**** "[[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]"
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* "[[HaveAGayOldTime GAY?!]]"
* "Hello.Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power."
power.
**"You You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk!"
jerk!
***"That's That's what YOU think!"
think!
****"[[TheStinger [[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]"words!]]
* "Hello.
**
***
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-->''(attacks the female voice with static electricity; some text appears reading "And so Orihime attacked in a scene of such spectacular proportions, it could never in your life be seen in a [[TakeThatMe low-budget poop like this]].")''
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': ''(sped-up)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.....!!!!!!]]
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': ''(sped-up)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.....!!!!!!]]
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-->''(attacks the female voice with static electricity; electricity off-screen; some text appears reading "And so Orihime attacked in a scene of such spectacular proportions, it could never in your life be seen in a [[TakeThatMe low-budget poop like this]].")''
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': ''(sped-up)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] -->'''Sped-Up [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] Ganon''': [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.....!!!!!!]]
ME.....
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* A shot of a guy getting beaten [[SoundtrackDissonance set to]] the "COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY" part of Aqua's "Barbie Girl".
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* "Cover your body with [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' This causes Orihime to yell "DIE!!!!" and kill the person who said that off-screen.
** The sped-up version of the quote "NOOOOO!!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!" makes it sound less like Ganon is saying it and more like [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]].
** The sped-up version of the quote "NOOOOO!!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!" makes it sound less like Ganon is saying it and more like [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]].
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* "Cover The ending.
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Don't move, you man, you. Cover your bodywith with]] [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' This causes Orihime]]!
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Orihime''': '''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames DIE!]]'''
-->''(attacks the female voice with static electricity; some text appears reading "And so Orihimeto yell "DIE!!!!" and kill the person who said that off-screen.
** The sped-up versionattacked in a scene of the quote "NOOOOO!!!!! such spectacular proportions, it could never in your life be seen in a [[TakeThatMe low-budget poop like this]].")''
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': ''(sped-up)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OFME!!!!!" makes it sound less like Ganon is saying it and more like [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]].
ME.....!!!!!!]]
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Don't move, you man, you. Cover your body
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Orihime''': '''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames DIE!]]'''
-->''(attacks the female voice with static electricity; some text appears reading "And so Orihime
** The sped-up version
-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': ''(sped-up)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF
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* An FBI warning screen (from the company Brentwood Home Video, respectively) is shown, followed by the text "Yeah, right..." appearing.
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
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* An FBI warning screen (from the company Brentwood Home Video, respectively) is shown, followed by the text "Yeah, right..." appearing.
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
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* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
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** "[[FreezeFrameBonus DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?]]"
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** "[[FreezeFrameBonus DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING ANNOYING]] [[UnreadablyFastText FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?]]"
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-->'''Maxwell''': So, as your Butter Party candidate, I, Maxwell Butterman, ask you.....[[LargeHam WHY CHANGE?!?!]] We're ''RICH'', my friends! Rich in near-misses! Loaded with CUM, and dripping with SNACK!
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-->'''Maxwell''': So, as your Butter Party candidate, I, Maxwell Butterman, ask you.....[[LargeHam WHY CHANGE?!?!]] We're ''RICH'', ''[[ChewingTheScenery RICH]]'', my friends! Rich in near-misses! Loaded with CUM, and dripping with SNACK!
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* "THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRIP OVER THAT PINGAS!!!!!"
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* "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE-IE!!!!!"
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* "YOU'RE "[[Series/{{Passions}} YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE-IE!!!!!"DIE-IE!!!!!]]"
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* Power. Dance. Shout. Cheer. Spirit. [[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]
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* The first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid (a clip from a trailer for ''[=WeeSing=]: Grandpa's Favorite Toys'' where a kid named Peter responds to a clown greeting him with a shocked expression).
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* The first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid (a clip from a trailer for ''[=WeeSing=]: Grandpa's Favorite Magical Toys'' where a kid named Peter responds to a clown Punchinello the Clown greeting him with a shocked expression).
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* "DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?"
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* "DON'T The [=NextG=] Poop Finger Band performing "Running in the '90s".
** "[[FreezeFrameBonus DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKETHIS?"
THIS?]]"
* The video closing out with several scenes set to the ''[=WeeSing=] in Sillyville'' song "Let Us Sing Together".
** "[[FreezeFrameBonus DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE
* The video closing out with several scenes set to the ''[=WeeSing=] in Sillyville'' song "Let Us Sing Together".
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* This:
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]
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* This:
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] saying "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]
pr-r-romotion!]]".
* [[Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie Sera hitting Eggman]].
* The entire subplot of Tails groping Sera. It just [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line many times]].
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog
* [[Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie Sera hitting Eggman]].
* The entire subplot of Tails groping Sera. It just [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line many times]].
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* TheLorax telling the Once-ler he will expend to several pounds, before the Once-ler yells at him "[[FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".
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[[AC:Will Smith Helps Clean Up Mr. Whimper's Glue Factory]]
[[AC:Will Smith Knows Nothing About Holding Grudges]]
[[AC:Will Smith Irritates Everybody for the Last Time]]
[[AC:Will Smith Knows Nothing About Holding Grudges]]
[[AC:Will Smith Irritates Everybody for the Last Time]]
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[[folder:[=KYTV=]]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Other [=NextG=]-Related Videos]]
[[folder:Other [=NextG=]-Related Videos]]
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[[folder:Other [=NextG=]-Related Videos]]
[[AC:[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] Christmas Tape 2008]]
[[AC:At the Crossroads Addendum]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!]]
[[AC:Everybody Now!]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Remix]]
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* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is followed by then-upcoming episodes of the show being played in rapid-fire speed.
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* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is then followed by then-upcoming episodes of the show "[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!" being played in rapid-fire speed.
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* Fire effects are manipulated in a scene where James from ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy as if he pushed them away and made them crash]].
* The (prototype) introduction of the [=WTF=]? Kid.
* The (prototype) introduction of the [=WTF=]? Kid.
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* Fire effects are manipulated in into a scene where James involving clips from the ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' episode "No Joke for James", where James pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy as if he pushed them away and made them crash]].
* The(prototype) introduction first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid.
Kid (a clip from a trailer for ''[=WeeSing=]: Grandpa's Favorite Toys'' where a kid named Peter responds to a clown greeting him with a shocked expression).
* The
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* "Hammering away at his desk all day sits a toymaker working on his ''([[SoundEffectBleep fanfare]])''"
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* Regardless if Matt [[OldShame feels this is the worst episode of the series]], the random flashing "V" scene, taken from the second Vestron Video logo, ''is'' kind of amusing to see.
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* Regardless if Matt [[OldShame feels this is An FBI warning screen (from the worst episode of company Brentwood Home Video, respectively) is shown, followed by the series]], the random flashing "V" scene, taken from the second Vestron Video logo, ''is'' kind of amusing to see.
text "Yeah, right..." appearing.
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
* "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
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* "Criminals go to"--"LAUGHS!"
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* The characters of ''The Mother Goose Treasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and ''vice versa.''
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* The characters of ''The Mother Goose Treasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and ''vice versa.''
vice versa.
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* "Did he just say GLAY?!"
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* "Cover your body with [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' She then proceeds to destroy the person who said that via quotes from the cutscenes of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames.
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* "Cover your body with [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' She then proceeds This causes Orihime to destroy yell "DIE!!!!" and kill the person who said that via quotes from off-screen.
** The sped-up version of thecutscenes of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames.
quote "NOOOOO!!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!" makes it sound less like Ganon is saying it and more like [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]].
** The sped-up version of the
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-->'''Narrator''': He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hat.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*.
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-->'''Narrator''': He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hat.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''SirHatt.
-->'''Sir TophamHat''': Hatt''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir
-->'''Sir Topham
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-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': BAH!
-->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham Hat, and angrily let off steam.
-->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham Hat, and angrily let off steam.
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-->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham
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* Two words: "THANK you!"
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* Two words: "THANK you!""[[RunningGag THANK...you!]]"
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* Sammy Stephens (a.k.a. the "Flea Market Montgomery" guy) rapping the Easy-Off Bam commercial.
* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"
* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"
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* Sammy Stephens (a.k.a. the "Flea "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk Flea Market Montgomery" Montgomery]]" guy) rapping the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1fDOzLkAo this]] Easy-Off Bam commercial.
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-->'''Maxwell''': So, as your Butter Party candidate, I, Maxwell Butterman, ask you.....[[LargeHam WHY CHANGE?!?!]] We're ''RICH'', my friends! Rich in near-misses! Loaded with CUM, and dripping with SNACK!
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* "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike F*CKIN']] PIG!!!!!" "E-I-EEEeeee-iiiiiii-o....."
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[[AC:Free to Be...]]
* Media Offline; because you are an idiot.
* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is followed by then-upcoming episodes of the show being played in rapid-fire speed.
[[AC:Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.]]
* Fire effects are manipulated in a scene where James from ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy as if he pushed them away and made them crash]].
* The (prototype) introduction of the [=WTF=]? Kid.
[[AC:Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up]]
* "Hammering away at his desk all day sits a toymaker working on his ''([[SoundEffectBleep fanfare]])''"
[[AC:Sledgehammers and Audiotapes]]
* The random DrosteEffect scene.
[[AC:Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music]]
* Regardless if Matt [[OldShame feels this is the worst episode of the series]], the random flashing "V" scene, taken from the second Vestron Video logo, ''is'' kind of amusing to see.
[[AC:The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels]]
* "DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?"
[[AC:And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!]]
* [[ThomasTheTankEngine Percy goes to work in the]]--[[CallBack Percy goes to work in the]]--[[BrokenRecord Percy goes to work in the]]--
[[AC:Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?]]
* This:
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home]]
* "What is the answer?" "Butt sex?"
[[AC:Give Your [=NextG=] Poop a Shot of Adrenaline]]
* "BEM FEITO! BEM FEITO!"
[[AC:One Man's Trash is Another Man's [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[=VideoLater=]! You can watch your favorite ASS on your very own personal video disc player! Not NOW, but later!"
* "Anytime, anywhere. Creator/{{ABC}}. End here."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:I Will Not Use "D-I-E" in the Title of a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the overusage of TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.
* This is [[BarneyAndFriends Barney]]'s [[TooDumbToLive response]] to a random [=EBS=] warning stating "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BLOWN UP AT 3:00 PM ET!".
-->'''Boy''': That's right! And my watch says it'll be 3:00 in 10 seconds!
-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''([[TakeThatScrappy explosion]])''
[[AC:The First Rule About [=NextG=] Poop is...]]
* "Spring break is when you make up for all the bogus time wasted in a very special hat. It's a time for drivin' out west, with the top down, checkin' out all the FINE ladies!"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Known to Kill [=VCR=]s]]
* "Criminals go to"--"LAUGHS!"
[[AC:These Are the Voyages of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* The ShoutOut to the ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' DVD at the beginning.
* "It is the learned that the suspect has [[the newest animated classic from]] your ASS!"
[[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop [=NewsHour=]]]
* This:
-->'''Jim Lehrer''': So, WordGirl, being a 10-year-old superhero--
-->'''[=WordGirl=]''': Uh, 10 and a half, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
[[AC:People Fall Down in [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Jonathan the Jerk" explaining the main concept of the episode.
[[AC:Shake Your [=NextG=] Poop Tail]]
* The characters of ''The Mother Goose Treasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and ''vice versa.''
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop...It's What's for Dinner]]
* "Did he just say GLAY?!"
* The entire "Pants, Shirts, Pleated Skirts" StupidStatementDanceMix.
* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Paramount, have to chop garlic. Stinky, nasty garlic. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. Did that keep her from chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said dried apples, and he had butt sex with your ASS!"
[[AC:Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[[HaveAGayOldTime GAY?!]]"
* "Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power."
** "You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk!"
*** "That's what YOU think!"
**** "[[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]"
* From a clip inside the episode itself, Joel [=McHale=]'s commentary regarding a British commercial for "Baby Wee-Wee" (a doll that actually ''[[AvertedTrope doesn't]]'' have a BarbieDollAnatomy...), from ''Series/TheSoup'':
-->"You know, it's REALLY innovative of the toy industry to construct a working doll with such a huge c[[BleepDammit *bleep*]]."
* "Cover your body with [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' She then proceeds to destroy the person who said that via quotes from the cutscenes of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames.
[[AC:All Your [=NextG=] Poop Are Belong to Pink Boys]]
* Setting the ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' intro to "Running in the '90s" by Initial D.
* "Gordon laughed." ''(he laughs ala Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')''
* "BUST MY BREAKFAST!"
* This scene:
-->'''Narrator''': Meanwhile, James was enjoying himself enormously.
-->'''James''': What a clever plan!
-->'''Narrator''': He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hat.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*.
-->'''James''': Yes, sir!
-->'''Narrator''': Said James.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': BAH!
-->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham Hat, and angrily let off steam.
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Immune from the Writers' Strike]]
* The introduction of the "ASS!" (BONUS!) RunningGag, introduced via a ''WheelOfFortune'' contestant solving a puzzle that is "THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN ASS".
* "[[Music/AlyAndAJ IT FEELS GOOD, IT FEELS GOO]][[IncrediblyLongNote OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]--
* Because "WRITERS SUCK", Matt is forced to JumpTheShark and use the EXACT same ending as "Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop".
[[AC:Is It Live or Is It [=NextG=] Poop?]]
* The entire "Poop Market" sequence.
[[AC:The World-Famous Star-Studded [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "I frequently find myself thinking of....." ''(cut to third [=CBS/Fox=] Video logo)''
* Two words: "THANK you!"
* "Enough fluff! Let's end this one in true [=NextG=] style!"
* [[JumpScare FAILED ASS SHOT]]
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[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:We'll Return Right After We Take a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "There comes a time, where even [[SouljaBoy YOOOOOUUUU]] must DIE."
* "'''''WE'RE NOT TWINS!!!!!'''''" "O RLY?"
[[AC:Secret Confessions of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Are you good-looking?" "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]"
* "NONE of America is talking about Secret Confessions."
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop at Home]]
* "[[SonicTheHedgehog I'M TOO CHEAP]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames FOR]] real gravy!"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Knows Where You Live]]
* "The letter 'Y', comes after 'X', and 'Y' is the first letter in "YOUR ASS"!" (DOUBLE BONUS!)
[[AC:A Simple Plan for [=NextG=] Poop]]
* Sammy Stephens (a.k.a. the "Flea Market Montgomery" guy) rapping the Easy-Off Bam commercial.
* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"
[[AC:What [=NextG=] Poop Says, [=NextG=] Poop Does]]
* "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU'VE! GOT! TO!]]"
* "DRUMROLL, please!"
* Danny [=DeVito=] hitting Billy Crystal with a frying pan. Over and over again.
* Matt splicing in NostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from a Christian kids' show, involving a mouse who questions how things began.
* The random musical sequence, with the song "Resistant" by French rapper Iron Cy. The sequence ends.....with The Movie Channel logo puffing randomly out of thin air.
[[AC:My [=NextG=] Poop is Bigger Than Yours!]]
* The entire Maxwell Butterman sequence.
* "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"--''(explosion)''
[[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop...Shaken, Not Stirred.]]
* "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE-IE!!!!!"
* Barack Obama spitting out the Warner Bros. Television shield. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It doesn't make much sense in context.]]
[[AC:The Life and Times of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRIP OVER THAT PINGAS!!!!!"
* The Ass Train.
[[AC:Don't Tell Me [=NextG=] Poop Don't Matter!]]
* The "Tremes. ''(bi ba ba ba ba bah)''" StupidStatementDanceMix.
* Barack Obama talking in high speed.
[[AC:If the [=NextG=] Poop Fits]]
* The Grinch saying "IT SUCKS."
* "'''''COME!!!!'''''"
[[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop's Work is Never Done]]
* "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A PIMPLE?!"
** "OH MY GOD, IT IS A PIMPLE!"
[[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop Factor]]
* All ''TheBigLebowski'' clips.
* Matt riffing on the "One more thing" scene from ''[=PitchMen=]''.
[[AC:Something to Do with [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....nevermind!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:All [=NextG=] Poop are Created Equal]]
* "[[WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler One EYE?!?!]]"
* "I can't!"
[[AC:The Importance of Being [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Alf**kso"
[[AC:There Goes a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* We see a scene from a ''Muppets'' movie when we hear the word "Gaga". The text "[[LadyGaga LADY?]]" flashes on-screen and then the sequence stops and we hear the song "Poker Face".
[[AC:Not the Nine O'Clock [=NextG=] Poop Caper]]
* "We are just SECONDS away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!!!!]]"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the Hands of Fate (Semi-Starring Amy Rose!)]]
* "Hey, Knux, now that Tails has gotten rid of his pervish ways, you think you could do the same?"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop's Salad Days]]
* ''{{Previously on}} [=NextG=] Poop . . .'' [[spoiler:You lazy fool. Go watch the last episode yourself if you want to know what happened before this one.]]
* "Programs like this one are proven not to have any real purpose or educational value."
** "'''DUMB BIRD ALERT!'''"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the (Supposedly) Last Crusade]]
* "[[BrokenRecord Hotcakes, hotcakes!]]"
* The return of "BOB BOB BOB BOB", followed by the Warner Home Video shield [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext knocking the Dinty Moore can shown during the sequence out of the way]].
* "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike F*CKIN']] PIG!!!!!" "E-I-EEEeeee-iiiiiii-o....."
* "She met this guy named SLEEPY!" ''([[SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sleepy]] appears on Maury's screen)''
* ''(Fox Reality logo is zoomed in on-screen)'' "An embarrassment!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 1]]
[[AC:Free to Be...]]
* Media Offline; because you are an idiot.
* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is followed by then-upcoming episodes of the show being played in rapid-fire speed.
[[AC:Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.]]
* Fire effects are manipulated in a scene where James from ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy as if he pushed them away and made them crash]].
* The (prototype) introduction of the [=WTF=]? Kid.
[[AC:Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up]]
* "Hammering away at his desk all day sits a toymaker working on his ''([[SoundEffectBleep fanfare]])''"
[[AC:Sledgehammers and Audiotapes]]
* The random DrosteEffect scene.
[[AC:Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music]]
* Regardless if Matt [[OldShame feels this is the worst episode of the series]], the random flashing "V" scene, taken from the second Vestron Video logo, ''is'' kind of amusing to see.
[[AC:The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels]]
* "DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?"
[[AC:And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!]]
* [[ThomasTheTankEngine Percy goes to work in the]]--[[CallBack Percy goes to work in the]]--[[BrokenRecord Percy goes to work in the]]--
[[AC:Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?]]
* This:
-->'''[[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]''': [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home]]
* "What is the answer?" "Butt sex?"
[[AC:Give Your [=NextG=] Poop a Shot of Adrenaline]]
* "BEM FEITO! BEM FEITO!"
[[AC:One Man's Trash is Another Man's [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[=VideoLater=]! You can watch your favorite ASS on your very own personal video disc player! Not NOW, but later!"
* "Anytime, anywhere. Creator/{{ABC}}. End here."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:I Will Not Use "D-I-E" in the Title of a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the overusage of TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.
* This is [[BarneyAndFriends Barney]]'s [[TooDumbToLive response]] to a random [=EBS=] warning stating "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BLOWN UP AT 3:00 PM ET!".
-->'''Boy''': That's right! And my watch says it'll be 3:00 in 10 seconds!
-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''([[TakeThatScrappy explosion]])''
[[AC:The First Rule About [=NextG=] Poop is...]]
* "Spring break is when you make up for all the bogus time wasted in a very special hat. It's a time for drivin' out west, with the top down, checkin' out all the FINE ladies!"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Known to Kill [=VCR=]s]]
* "Criminals go to"--"LAUGHS!"
[[AC:These Are the Voyages of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* The ShoutOut to the ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' DVD at the beginning.
* "It is the learned that the suspect has [[the newest animated classic from]] your ASS!"
[[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop [=NewsHour=]]]
* This:
-->'''Jim Lehrer''': So, WordGirl, being a 10-year-old superhero--
-->'''[=WordGirl=]''': Uh, 10 and a half, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
[[AC:People Fall Down in [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Jonathan the Jerk" explaining the main concept of the episode.
[[AC:Shake Your [=NextG=] Poop Tail]]
* The characters of ''The Mother Goose Treasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and ''vice versa.''
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop...It's What's for Dinner]]
* "Did he just say GLAY?!"
* The entire "Pants, Shirts, Pleated Skirts" StupidStatementDanceMix.
* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Paramount, have to chop garlic. Stinky, nasty garlic. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. Did that keep her from chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said dried apples, and he had butt sex with your ASS!"
[[AC:Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[[HaveAGayOldTime GAY?!]]"
* "Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power."
** "You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk!"
*** "That's what YOU think!"
**** "[[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]"
* From a clip inside the episode itself, Joel [=McHale=]'s commentary regarding a British commercial for "Baby Wee-Wee" (a doll that actually ''[[AvertedTrope doesn't]]'' have a BarbieDollAnatomy...), from ''Series/TheSoup'':
-->"You know, it's REALLY innovative of the toy industry to construct a working doll with such a huge c[[BleepDammit *bleep*]]."
* "Cover your body with [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!" ''({{Beat}})'' She then proceeds to destroy the person who said that via quotes from the cutscenes of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames.
[[AC:All Your [=NextG=] Poop Are Belong to Pink Boys]]
* Setting the ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' intro to "Running in the '90s" by Initial D.
* "Gordon laughed." ''(he laughs ala Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')''
* "BUST MY BREAKFAST!"
* This scene:
-->'''Narrator''': Meanwhile, James was enjoying himself enormously.
-->'''James''': What a clever plan!
-->'''Narrator''': He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hat.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*.
-->'''James''': Yes, sir!
-->'''Narrator''': Said James.
-->'''The Fat Controller'''/'''Sir Topham Hat''': BAH!
-->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham Hat, and angrily let off steam.
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Immune from the Writers' Strike]]
* The introduction of the "ASS!" (BONUS!) RunningGag, introduced via a ''WheelOfFortune'' contestant solving a puzzle that is "THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN ASS".
* "[[Music/AlyAndAJ IT FEELS GOOD, IT FEELS GOO]][[IncrediblyLongNote OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]--
* Because "WRITERS SUCK", Matt is forced to JumpTheShark and use the EXACT same ending as "Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop".
[[AC:Is It Live or Is It [=NextG=] Poop?]]
* The entire "Poop Market" sequence.
[[AC:The World-Famous Star-Studded [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "I frequently find myself thinking of....." ''(cut to third [=CBS/Fox=] Video logo)''
* Two words: "THANK you!"
* "Enough fluff! Let's end this one in true [=NextG=] style!"
* [[JumpScare FAILED ASS SHOT]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:We'll Return Right After We Take a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "There comes a time, where even [[SouljaBoy YOOOOOUUUU]] must DIE."
* "'''''WE'RE NOT TWINS!!!!!'''''" "O RLY?"
[[AC:Secret Confessions of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Are you good-looking?" "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]"
* "NONE of America is talking about Secret Confessions."
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop at Home]]
* "[[SonicTheHedgehog I'M TOO CHEAP]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames FOR]] real gravy!"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Knows Where You Live]]
* "The letter 'Y', comes after 'X', and 'Y' is the first letter in "YOUR ASS"!" (DOUBLE BONUS!)
[[AC:A Simple Plan for [=NextG=] Poop]]
* Sammy Stephens (a.k.a. the "Flea Market Montgomery" guy) rapping the Easy-Off Bam commercial.
* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"
[[AC:What [=NextG=] Poop Says, [=NextG=] Poop Does]]
* "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU'VE! GOT! TO!]]"
* "DRUMROLL, please!"
* Danny [=DeVito=] hitting Billy Crystal with a frying pan. Over and over again.
* Matt splicing in NostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from a Christian kids' show, involving a mouse who questions how things began.
* The random musical sequence, with the song "Resistant" by French rapper Iron Cy. The sequence ends.....with The Movie Channel logo puffing randomly out of thin air.
[[AC:My [=NextG=] Poop is Bigger Than Yours!]]
* The entire Maxwell Butterman sequence.
* "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"--''(explosion)''
[[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop...Shaken, Not Stirred.]]
* "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE-IE!!!!!"
* Barack Obama spitting out the Warner Bros. Television shield. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It doesn't make much sense in context.]]
[[AC:The Life and Times of [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRIP OVER THAT PINGAS!!!!!"
* The Ass Train.
[[AC:Don't Tell Me [=NextG=] Poop Don't Matter!]]
* The "Tremes. ''(bi ba ba ba ba bah)''" StupidStatementDanceMix.
* Barack Obama talking in high speed.
[[AC:If the [=NextG=] Poop Fits]]
* The Grinch saying "IT SUCKS."
* "'''''COME!!!!'''''"
[[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop's Work is Never Done]]
* "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A PIMPLE?!"
** "OH MY GOD, IT IS A PIMPLE!"
[[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop Factor]]
* All ''TheBigLebowski'' clips.
* Matt riffing on the "One more thing" scene from ''[=PitchMen=]''.
[[AC:Something to Do with [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "[[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....nevermind!"
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[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:All [=NextG=] Poop are Created Equal]]
* "[[WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler One EYE?!?!]]"
* "I can't!"
[[AC:The Importance of Being [=NextG=] Poop]]
* "Alf**kso"
[[AC:There Goes a [=NextG=] Poop]]
* We see a scene from a ''Muppets'' movie when we hear the word "Gaga". The text "[[LadyGaga LADY?]]" flashes on-screen and then the sequence stops and we hear the song "Poker Face".
[[AC:Not the Nine O'Clock [=NextG=] Poop Caper]]
* "We are just SECONDS away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!!!!]]"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the Hands of Fate (Semi-Starring Amy Rose!)]]
* "Hey, Knux, now that Tails has gotten rid of his pervish ways, you think you could do the same?"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop's Salad Days]]
* ''{{Previously on}} [=NextG=] Poop . . .'' [[spoiler:You lazy fool. Go watch the last episode yourself if you want to know what happened before this one.]]
* "Programs like this one are proven not to have any real purpose or educational value."
** "'''DUMB BIRD ALERT!'''"
[[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the (Supposedly) Last Crusade]]
* "[[BrokenRecord Hotcakes, hotcakes!]]"
* The return of "BOB BOB BOB BOB", followed by the Warner Home Video shield [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext knocking the Dinty Moore can shown during the sequence out of the way]].
* "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike F*CKIN']] PIG!!!!!" "E-I-EEEeeee-iiiiiii-o....."
* "She met this guy named SLEEPY!" ''([[SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sleepy]] appears on Maury's screen)''
* ''(Fox Reality logo is zoomed in on-screen)'' "An embarrassment!"
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